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  *walks in and looks at the bottle in the corner, then throws demonsul into the fire, knocking out the bottle. He walks over and picks it up, and raises it towards Septim* "cheers"  *walks out*

*Demonsul stands up. The fire does not hurt him, as he made it. Then he drags Fitesalot back inside and pushes him into the fire, where he begins to writhe in agony.

"Don't try to annoy me."

*Takes the bottle from Fitesalot before Demonsul thrown him into the fire and walks over to him.

"Demonsul, lets drink the ale! That bloody foul doesn't have any brains. I would like to see how he gets out of this. Septim, a pair of glasses. Anyone else who cares to join bring you own glass!"

*Shoon walks in and sees a science teacher's human skeleton lying on the floor covered in meat*

"Septim..that science teacher has a bad temper..RUN WHILE YOU CAN!"

*With that shoon jams another bottle of some modern thinga-ma-jig called battery acid down Bow Master's throat and runs*

*sits down to watch events unfold in comfort

[[Cedric when I mentioned the French Flag, I was talking about the picture you posted in The Picture War!]]

" all i did was shoot someone as a joke, meh"

*turns to Cedric

"I bet it will be a few days before he notices that hole,"

*Cringes at the sight of Bow Master*   morphed*

*walks up to electric/shoon and grabs him by the neck*

"stop causing trouble."

*throws electric out of a window with his new found orc strength*

*Septim sticks a kick me sign to Bow Master's back.

  *walks back in with the bottle* "I heard someone was beating me up, you guys do know I left?"  *shrugs and leaves again*

*Sees the fluffy bunny and dives behind the bar, protected by it's magic*

[[OOC: You said you walked out...and you threw Demonsul into the fire, took the bottle and walked out without expecting anything happen? God-modding hypocrisy]]

[[throwing someone into a fire after they dared someone to try to take something out of the fire, not really godmodding.This is godmodding]]

 *walks back in to the tavern and relentlessly punches demonsul in the face. After tiring of this he snaps his fingers, demonsuls body goes completely rigid, his arms, legs, even eyes are locked completely in place as he stares forward blankly. He walks over to some of demonsuls fire, snaps his fingers again, turns it bright blue, and picks it up. Walking back over to demonsul he holds the fire in front of his eyes* "An interesting spell you've worked here, a self protection loop built right in to it, and I must say it hurts much more than normal fire, let me show you."  *tilting his hand forward the cool blue flame slips out of  his palm like liquid and sinks into demonsuls clothes, then begins to engulf him. Demonsuls eyes continue to stare forward blankly despite the excruciating pain* "Unfourtunately for you it's not to hard to reverse, I suppose you see the downside of that now..." *he looks at demonsus and makes a slight motion with his hand, the icy flame burns brighter and quicker than before* well I'm going to leave you alone to figure out how to undo that lock spell, it's a nasty one, you won't be able to use any hand or voice triggers, and only the victim can undo it" *he snaps his fingers one last time and vanishes from the room, leaving no trace, physical or magical, of where he went.*

[[ fair enough xD  feel free to link back to it for future reference]]

"Septim could you pour me another ale? I have a lot of work to do and need something to help me concentrate."

[[I mean...the godmoding wouldn't be so bad if people didn't do the dumbest things.  Do something funny ffs...the first patrons here seemed to have figured something out.]]

*Reaches behind the bar to sneak a drink and his hand blows off*

"Aw dangit...forgot."

*A Cedric clone comes in, cuts off his hand, hands it to Cedric who puts it on his wrist.  The Cedric clone then dies from blood loss*

"Gotta love those guys...almost sad to see them go."

"That was a cheap clone used only for spare body parts.  They have no minds except what they are programmed to do.  The fightings ones are the expensive ones."

*looks at the treaty

"Why is it written on a biscuit?"

*takes and eats the biscuit

"Ugh, that ink was disgusting! I guess it's a test to prove that you're not going to godmod...come on everyone, if you're not going to godmod, eat a disgusting biscuit!"

*starts handing out inky biscuits

*eats a biscuit*

"its tastes just like that battery acid but mixed with my cat"

*Shoon grabs bowmaster and sets him on a bed of nails and sets 10 20 LB weights on him*

ok.

*uses death spell on shoon.*

shoon is now dead and can never come back.

"How did I know that was going to happen..."

*offers Shoon a biscuit