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Ye Olde Taverne
22:12:36 Dec 9th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim fills any orders and begins dancing.


22:15:05 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Chugs his drink and dances around also*


22:37:23 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Anubis:

*Grimacing, Anubis accepts the biscuit and eats it thn falls over nearly dead*
"You forget, my father is the jackal headed god.  We're kind of related to dogs."
*
Anubis then throws up the offensive biscuit right in the way of the two dancers*


23:09:10 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Cedric steps on the vomit and slides into Anubis, getting it all over him*

"Whoopsie!"

*Goes back to dancing*


23:22:46 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Anubis:

*Anubis calmly wipes the vomit off, then throws a waifer at Arvious for taken millinia to post in infiltration*


02:13:18 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Electric:

*Shoon shoots a breakable glass of battery acid from a bow into Anubis's head and it shatters on impact, spreading a blue liquid all over him and Cedric*


02:23:32 Dec 10th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Licks the blue liquid*

"Hey! Its Kool-Aid not battery acid!"

*Licks it off*


02:26:44 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Electric:

"KOOL-AID IS MODERN!"

*Shoon throws Cedric into a branch where a squirrel attacks him*


02:36:55 Dec 10th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Breaks back in*

"No it isn't!"

*Throws Shoon into a basket full of Care Bears*


03:11:44 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Electric:

"CARE BEARS ARE 21st CENTURY!"


03:33:51 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

"WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN HERE!"

*Arvious throws Electric out the modern window into the modern dumpster, which is picked up by the modern garbage truck.*

"Oh, I'm getting tired of the bastard..."


03:43:38 Dec 10th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"He thinks battery acid isn't modern...the hypocrite.  He thinks clones aren't modern either? I am the patron saint of Roleplaying...I have powaz beyond your comprehension"

*Hides his time travelling device*


03:46:08 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*Arvious grabs the time staff.*

"Hey, you little theif!"

*Arvious is about to his Cedric in the head when he notices it has Cedric's name on it.*

"Oh... sorry about that."


03:49:05 Dec 10th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Takes the time staff back and whistles.  A clone runs in, takes the staff, and runs off.*

"Gotta keep those out of the hands of evil you know? Good thing if anyone except me touches it for more than five seconds it explodes.  It takes about thirty seconds to do anything on it luckily."


04:05:54 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

"Hey man, I said I was sorry.  For a moment I thought you had my old time staff from about two million posts ago."

[[Order: 150% pure alcohol.]]


04:22:07 Dec 10th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim pours Arvious a Drunk's Demise.


16:36:13 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*sees the drunk's demise, and jaw drops

"Septim! Get him to sign the wavier! He'll sue you to hell and back if you don't!"


18:18:34 Dec 10th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"I think he's already signed one, but I guess I should make him sign it again," mutters Septim.

*Septim takes the Drunk's Demise from Arvious before he can drink it. He then hands him a waiver and a spen.


18:18:51 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Electric:

*Shoon walks in again with an army of 50,000 spearmen*

"ARVIOUS I DEMAND YOU SURRENDER!KILLING ME IS FUTILE FOR I AM NOT REALLY DAMAGED!"


18:44:34 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Delran:

*Delran burst into a rage.*

"I thought I told you this is a neutral place and troops are offlimited in here! You damn foul. I have awaken my wrath! Prepare for the worst!"

*Delran's dragons fly above the army spitting flames on the spearmen. The entire army is incinerated in a matter of seconds. Than Delran throws Shoon out the window.*

"One more time, just one more time, that is all I ask, and I will be done with you!"

*Turns to the bar.*

"Septim, one shoot!"


18:46:03 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*shoots at Delran with Black Fire

"Septim is busy. I will gladly fill your order, however..."


19:28:04 Dec 10th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"Busy? What the hell are you on about?"

*Septim pours Delran a Septim Shot.


19:31:52 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Anubis:

"Not busy? Then pour one for me too!"


20:24:18 Dec 10th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim pours Anubis a Septim Shot.


20:24:49 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Bow Master:

*drunkly shoots a arrow at a wall but bounces off the wall and it hits him in the eye*

"oh bugger."


20:31:57 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"You are busy if you don't respond to requests within two seconds, so I handled that [misspelt] one for you."


20:33:11 Dec 10th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"It is true that attacking this place with your armies means that all nations are sure to attack you.  Especially with Tasidian and Cidel represented here, it would not be a wise idea.  Septim, I would like a Septim Shot."

*Pulls the arrow out of Bow Master's eye and throws it over his shoulder at the dart board, getting a bulls eye.*


20:42:21 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Bow Master:

*runs at the dart boar in slow motion*

"myyyyyyyy arrrrooooowwww!!!!"


20:44:29 Dec 10th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim pours Cedric a Septim Shot.

"It would not be a good idea to attack again, the first times I have warned you, the next time, there will be dire consequences..."


20:56:59 Dec 10th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Drinks his Septim Shot*

"Indeed...the forces of Tasidian are not to be messed with by any new kingdom.  I do not know what land you are from Shoon, but it cannot have been established long enough to become a strong military power.  Cidel and Tasidian have been around for awhile, along with several other kingdoms represented in here."


21:06:59 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"Yes, you wouldn't want to annoy Bronimina...but, to be honest, the space/time continuum is so mucked up in this tavern nobody would probably care if you did act rashly but us."

*draws and examines sword

"Of course, that is not to say we will be lenient..."


21:08:56 Dec 10th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim pulls out a swordfish and looks at it.

"We will be quite brutal..."


21:12:43 Dec 10th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Pulls out a dagger that is only a hilt.  Throws is away.*

"Erm...woops"

*Pulls out Tersus, his elven longsword*

"Aha! Yes...brutal!"


21:19:10 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*looks at Septim and Cedric

"You two definitely need more practice at seeming menacing..."

*turns back to Shoon, sheathing his sword

"Well, you get the picture. Don't try that little idea again, or you'll wake up...umm...oh damn I know this one...mortally wounded, I think..."


21:19:55 Dec 10th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"You ever been stabbed with a swordfish!?"


21:25:59 Dec 10th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

-_-;  "Yeah, but I usually don't try to look menacing.  Tasidian is a country of peace, knowledge, and commerce.  We try to avoid war as much as possible, but are always ready to help an ally.  We once had the strongest military in the world until King Ernest Deallus felt that Tasidian had conquered enough.  He kept the military at about 300,000 men strong and stopped expanding our borders.  Our numbers are much smaller since Zurmon attacks us of course."


21:50:57 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"All right, all right, I didn't ask for your kingdom's life story...as for you Septim, yes I have. It came out worse because my armor is much stronger than it's nose."


21:58:02 Dec 10th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim suddenly pulls out a cardboard sheet that looks like the commercial screens seen when somebody is selling something worthless.

"Well you havn't tried my patented superswordfish sword! For only one hundred easy payments of 19.95, this swordfish can be yours!"

*Septim continues rambling on about how good his swordfish is.


22:01:34 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Bow Master:

"i want a super swordfish!!!!"

*hands septim 19.95 gold*


22:03:15 Dec 10th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"No-no-no! You must call 1-800-GOT-SPAM! Unfortunately, phones won't exist for at least six hundred years...so I guess you gotta wait!"


22:18:10 Dec 10th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"There is still the wooden phone in the corner that doesn't work still...hehe"


22:23:23 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Delran:

"Look at you babbling about your troops! I have dragons! Hellooo.... I will wipe out Shoon within seconds! Andoria is a country of peace, but you do not wish to mess with us, or our Cavalry will be very happy to storm you. Should they fail, the entire Andorian Armed Forces will fall upon you and should they fail, which is not likely, The Knights of The Order will do you a good and wipe you out the face of this world!"

"Also, Demonsul cut that thing with the fire! I ordered a Septim Shot, not Blackfire One!"

*Drinks his shot.*

"Septim, another one!"


22:24:22 Dec 10th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"Well, then say 'shot' in future. I thought you were asking for me to 'shoot' you."

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23:05:33 Dec 10th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"Who the heck could control dragons? Seems like dragons would have the power to destroy any kingdom.  Dragons usually care more about protecting a horde of gold rather than serving a master.  They are intelligent creatures that inhabit the land."


23:07:15 Dec 10th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"Yes, exactly what Cedric said..."

*Septim pours a shot for Delran.


00:09:42 Dec 11th 08 - Mr. Delran:

"Well, I am their master! I drank the blood of the eldest dragons before they were slain in combat and now I can control them!"

[For further info read my book! When I will publi*beep*!]


00:18:51 Dec 11th 08 - Mr. Electric:

*Electric runs away and is picked up by the Millennium Falcon while Darth Vader's Death Star and Star Destroyers fire at the tavern*


00:30:09 Dec 11th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim walks outside, pulls out his sp@m cannon, and shoots the death star and the star destroyers in a quickdraw fashion. Suddenly, the star destroyers and the death star explode. Septim then walks back in.

"Bloody spacemen..."


00:34:38 Dec 11th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"So...just because you drank their blood you control them? That sounds so boring...such powerful creatures controlled in such a way...I believe one of them can kill thousands of soldiers alone.  It is not even fair."


01:04:23 Dec 11th 08 - Mr. Delran:

"Well I drank the blood of the eldest dragons. They are the ones who control them. The link is done by blood. If you drink the blood of one dragon you can control it....well not quite like that, it still has it's own mind but basically, it will do what you say if it sees some reason into it. And the blood of the eldest dragons gives you control over all dragons if the eldest dragons die. Get it? Won't blame you if you don't. It's too hard for me to get it too."


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