Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
02:59:13 Dec 14th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Cedric eats the nuke, defusing it, and strangles Arvious "WHYYYYY!?!?!?!!"
03:44:16 Dec 14th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim strangles Arvious as well. "Just when you were starting to get good!"
07:34:20 Dec 14th 08 - Ms. Konata Izumi: ~A breeze of cold wind suddenly enters the tavern, and then... silence. A silhouette of a shadow suggesting a person appears before the taverns entrance, and sure enough... a small and frail figure appears before the portal. Taking off the hood of the cloak, her long blue hair flowed behind her running up to her waist. Her deep green eyes seemed to glow, reflecting the light from the lanterns. She brushed the dust off her cloak before deciding to come in... taking a seat next to the bar counter, she then waves at the bartender.~
07:48:57 Dec 14th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Cedric observes the newcomer to the bar as she walks in. "Hello there, I am Lord Cedric Deallus of Tasidian. Prince Septim is probably asleep at this time, but I am sure he will be back as soon as he wakes up. I am sorry, but I must cut this conversation short. It is my cousin's birthday and the rest of the family will probably be wondering where I am. It will take me several hours to ride back to Tasidian." Cedric finishes his drink and pulls on his black cloak. "I will hopefully be able to talk to you another time and get to know your name." He opens the door of the tavern and walks out, closing the door after him. The sound of hoofbeats is heard for a few seconds before silence overtakes the tavern.
08:44:49 Dec 14th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim approaches the newcomer. "Hello there, what'll it be?"
11:35:46 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran watches the newcomer, and without knowing he is drooling. A dragon puts his head on window and throws a big fireball at him. Delran regains control of himself. "Thanks Silverwing! Needed that! Septim, one shot! And give the lady whatever she wants, on me!"
12:24:19 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Himanil V: You bet.
12:26:02 Dec 14th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours Delran his shot. He then wonders why Himanil randomly said "You bet" for no reason at all.
12:41:15 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur: Drinks his shot than slaps Septim "Have you forgotten about Prominence or A Call To Arms?"
12:48:33 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Himanil V: 'Damn, i forgot my dragon,' hurries out to retrieve his dragon.
14:13:07 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Because of my nature, weapons forged by humans cannot hurt me." {mimicking Delran's voice} "Heh, so much for legends, we all know that they mean nothing..." *casually chops off Delran's arm to prove his point
16:48:32 Dec 14th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Walks back in "I leave for a few hours and I come back to this? You are cutting each other apart and having dragons sticking their heads in the windows." Gets a broom and shoos the dragon away "Dragons count as military forces for Delran. If you want it here, put it in the stable next to the pterodactyl. It is big enough in case you are doubtful." Sits down at the bar. "Now quit drooling over the newcomer here. You will scare her away. Now Septim, get me the Tasidian drink. It cools my temper."
16:55:33 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc: "Did you know this drink was made by pink elephants and green pixies so therefore this can kill dragons" Throws a bottle of drunks demise at delran
16:59:34 Dec 14th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "How do you know what a Drunk's Demise is made by? I thought only the bartender knows that...? One of those drinks kills you...period. I would think it could kill anything though.'
17:02:28 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc: "Its a well known fact to orcs that dragon killing alcahol is made by green pixies and pink elephants"
17:39:53 Dec 14th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: "The Drunk's Demise was made to severely intoxicate Zeta himself...somehow, and I'm not going into details, I got my hands on the recipe..."
18:36:03 Dec 14th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Which means...it kills anyone except Zeta...well I am off again. I am an important person these days..." Cedric sighs and walks out the door.
19:16:37 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur: Demonsul's blade does nothing to Delran's arm. "Stop it! It tickles!" Than Delran ibeep* by a drunk's demise bottle. Angered and wet, Delran turns to the foul orc who did this.* "Do you know how you can get rid of pesky orcs? You simply kill them. It is well known that orcs receive wisdom only when they age, but you age a youngling and what I am going to do to you will cure you af this disease of you named - foul bravery!" Delran draws his sword and beheads Archer Orc. Than takes a bottle of Drunk's Demise and pours it into his open throat. Than sticks the head back in and leaves the orc to rott. "Sorry Charley, will send it to the stable. Septim I am paying for the Drunk's Demise the orc "drank", also, give me one shot!"
19:24:33 Dec 14th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours Delran a Septim Shot. He then rips Delran's face off and puts it back on upside down. (Due to a curse in the tavern that happens if somebody besides the barkeep serves a drink, you were immune to one attack without your defenses working in any way...) "That's for serving a drink, sorry, but it's my job...you should be able to get your upside down face repaired by Scientist, if you're brave. Now, I only want to say this ONE MORE TIME! You can ONLY serve drinks if you're me, or if I give you permission!"
19:28:14 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: looks in surprise at his sword, which has a strange green energy glowing all over the blade "I didn't think this was possible..." tries to chop Delran again, and the green energy intensifies "What have you done?" *tries to touch the blade, he receives an electric shock "Azazazaauch! What magic barriers do you have, Delran?"
19:31:47 Dec 14th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim grabs Demonsul's sword. "Oh, this is just a silly little Dragoncurse...pretty easy to remove..." Septim holds the sword over a bucket and pours a bottle of Drunk's Demise on it, the green glow then fades. "I didn't lie when I said it can kill anything...it kills people, animals, and curses," says Septim as he hands Demonsul's blade back to him. He then takes the bucket of Dragoncurse charged Drunk's Demise and pours it back into the bottle.
19:37:09 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *turns to Septim, being more than slightly drunk...even the sight of a Drunk's Demise can be intoxicating "Stupid, isn't it...this little personcoming in here...thinking he is the best in the whole universe...all becuase somewhere in his past a dragon got involved...he hasn't accomplished anything himself, I bet, other than bragging about said dragon..."
19:38:05 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc: "Im sorry but us orcs are immune to beer death,our blood is practicly one third alcahol so you are only making me stronger. stares at demonsuls glowing sword* "oh that gives me an idea" walks out the tavern returns to the tavern with a huge enchanted battleaxe of dragon smiting "ok if you try to kill anymore people I will be forced to use this" sits back on his chair and stares darkly at delran with the battleaxe in hand
19:45:22 Dec 14th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim walks up to Archer Orc and takes his axe away, he then hands him a bow and a quiver full of "Arrows of Dragon Smiting". "You are ARCHER Orc, aren't you?"
19:48:07 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc: "oh thanks, the weapon guy only had battleaxes" strings the bow with an arrow ready to shoot Delran
19:56:07 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Oh yes, of course...how silly of me, my swords wards expired last week..." waves his hand over his sword many time. The first time, a black aura surrounds it. The second time, black flames lick across it's edge. The third time, it becomes drenched in alcohol. "Oops...I guess I am a little drunk..." Cleans the alcohol off his sword, and lays a final ward, which hides the first two. "There, three wards that let me cut through any armor..."
19:59:12 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur: Smiles with his mouth upside down as he watches the puny orc and his bow.
20:02:39 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc: turns towards demonsul but still watches delran carefully "Would you be able to add that ward to these arrows?"
20:02:57 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: [Orc, they can kill him already, Septim said they were Dragonsmiter arrows or something] "Hey Delran, I wouldn't smile if I was you...there are now an Orc in this tavern aiming at you with arrows that can kill you, and now my sword can as well..." *thinks for a second "Unless you decide to break the pact and godmod, in which case, you know there will be consequences worse than you can imagine..."
20:11:07 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc: Adjusts his aim to Delrans heart
20:23:18 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur: "As I told Septim, to kill me your sword must be forget in the fires of the deepest pits of hell. So You can give it a try! Also, I though we past this when we drank togeder, right?"
20:25:25 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Sorry, but when people make ideals about their armor of such magnitude that they MUST be lies, testing is in order, right?" *points blade at Delran (it wobbles a bit due to his drunkenness)
20:44:57 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc: "uh fine then" teleports to his friend mister devil who gives him a sword forged in the fire pits of hell,then teleports back to the tavern "ok I have the uber sword that can kill Delran who wants to kill him?"
21:25:57 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "You didn't need to do that...stop humoring him..."
22:14:21 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur: "Archer...you are walking on a thin line there...be careful for if you cross it, I do not think the others will care if I will godmod you or not. Bottom line, you cross me you die."
23:01:56 Dec 14th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc: "If you godmod me I will godmod you back and then there will be lots of posts of godmodding that nobody likes then that would be your fault for god modding me in the first place"
00:29:39 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur: "You are really blind. Read my entire post. Also, I see that you are pretty new. Me, on the other hand, I am older than you. So shut up and stay in your corner, beep!"
00:59:28 Dec 15th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Walks back in the door "You guys need something better to do besides godmod each other. It is getting rather pathetic. This is the only place that seems to have a problem. All of the other's usually keep some sort of dignity about themselves." Sits down at the bar and thinks about what to order
01:07:48 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Himanil V: Looks thoughtfully at the fighters, with his hand on his blade, wondering if he should join.
01:17:54 Dec 15th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "I bet Delran made up that bullcrap about you needing your sword forged in the deepest pits of hell. Where in the land can you find such a place to enter it? If there was, it would probably require something high above his own skill to even reach. I say he is talking gibberish in his drunken state. I will take up this challenge nonetheless. I know of several ancient elves who know the planet better than all of my ancestors combined. I will combine the metals of my swords Purilas, Tersus, Ernest's sword of Flarion, and the scales of the dragon that my uncle Edward has given to me."
05:47:13 Dec 15th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Suddenly, the windows shatter and several counter-godmod commandos breach through the windows. "Don't move!" they yell. Septim holds his hands up. They then aim their weapons at Delran and Archer Orc. They talk to Delran first. "Delran Silveur, you have been rated as a threat to the peace by the GMRC (Godmodding Regulation Council) and you are to either be terminated, or give up your control of the Dragons and give up your invulnerability to any weapon not made in hell. If you resist arrest in any way, we will shoot you...and these weapons, even though they are not made in hell, can kill ANYBODY..." Another team walks in through the front door. "Oh dammit! We're late AGAIN!" the team leader yells before running up to Orc Archer, "Two wrongs don't make a right, if you godmod again, you will be terminated..." *The team then surrounds Delran, reinforcing the other team. "So...what is your answer!?" yells the team leaders.
12:02:52 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur: "I cannot give up my dragons, but I will give up my invulnerability."
15:41:26 Dec 15th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: The team leader turned and called HQ, he turned around thirty seconds later. "As long as Dragons are never brought here, you'll be fine. Now..." The team leader pulls out a vacuum and sticks the hose into Delran's mouth. He switches it on, and twenty seconds later, Delran's invulnerability is gone. The teams then cleared out, and Septim shrugged. "Not the weirdest thing to ever happen here..."
16:40:16 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Stranger things...that's true..." looks round in astonishment. everyone seems to have forgotten he is pointing his sword at Delran "No time like the present...Delran, I challenge you to a duel!" thrusts sword at Delran
16:43:30 Dec 15th 08 - Duke Random: Random stumbles into the bar... "what happened to this hell hole, I want a good septim shot...." "Bartender, hit me up!" Random passes out drunk on the floor of the tavern before the shot has time to be poured
16:58:03 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Trips over the prone Random while trying to stab Delran "foreign curse" Tries to maintain balance, but ends up flat on the floor in front of Delran "worse foreign curse"
17:49:48 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc: Walks over in the shadowy corner where ranger people like aragorn goes "Happy now?"
18:03:54 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur: Lifts Demonsul from the floor. "Easy pall. It seems you have twisted your ankle. Let me help." *Derlan chants a few words and touches Demonsul's ankle. It should be altight now, but I recommend you stay still for a few days. Septim, two shots."
18:28:48 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *grunts, then casts his own spell on his ankle. Now he can walk fine "Wow, I thought dragon magic could resurrect the dead, it turns out it can't even heal a twisted ankle properly..."
19:09:09 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc: sniggers under his breath in the corner
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