Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
05:26:57 Dec 15th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Ahkari's after image fades and Father doesn't notice, hitting his crotch with his own belt. Meanwhile, Ahkari, standing next to dael with his arms crossed, now in a black wolf form with glowing red eyes with flames coming out of his eyes, speaks, "That was easy..." Dael and Kulren are laughing their asses off. They just can't believe Father is getting owned so badly. Karsath walks in, just in time to witness Father hit is own privates, "Ohhhh... That's gotta hurt..."
05:37:17 Dec 15th 06 - Sir Father: Father isn't sure what everybody is laughing about, his way of gathering pain may be funny but it's not that funny. Since Father doesn't actually feel the pain he doesn't really care anyways, but what he does care about is where all that pain he's storing up is going to go. He steels his concentration and makes a telepathic link with Ahkari, one so strong the shock of it knock staggers Ahkari to his knees. Then came the pain, fifty hundred lashes to the crotch concentrated into each and every moment for Ahkari to endure.
05:46:04 Dec 15th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Suddenly, Father's attack backlashes, and Father is the victim of his own attack. Ahkari chuckles as he grows a little larger and his mane glows brighter. Dael shook hise had, eyes in the air, "Dense headed-" Ahkari smirked, "Father, you need to pay attention. The more damage your try to do to me, in any form, the more powerful I get... So you lose, period... Hm? IS THAT SAIJIKAN?!!" Ahkari screams, staring at that dragon corpse near Draconius. (Edited by Mr. Kulren 12/15/2006 5:50:41 AM)
05:51:07 Dec 15th 06 - Mr. Draconius: "Yes this is Saijikan, but he's not dead, he's resting unlike that other dragon i took care of." as he finishes cleaning the blood from his claws.
06:13:50 Dec 15th 06 - Sir Senturu: gets up well that was better, looks over at the boy god dammit. you sonofabeep. get da beep outa my tavern. your too young. if you say your old enuf to be here. then lets see some ID. if not then prepare to get beat like an unwanted red headed step child.
06:34:04 Dec 15th 06 - Mr. Kulren: The black wolf gives Senturu a look, "You wanna end up in another beer keg? And as for the ID...." The wolf digs out of his jeans pocket an ID card. Ahkari Blaze, son of Nanaki Age: 59, Status: Grand General, Army of the Legion Marital Status: Married Ahkari rolls his eyes and turns to Kulren, "So, mind if-" "NANAKI?!! YOU SERIOUS?!!" Dael and Kulren yell at once. Dael puts his firsts on the pool table, "Since when did Nanaki get into women?!"
21:40:31 Dec 15th 06 - Sir Father: "I'd say 60 years ago if I don't miss my guess." Father smirks as he turns the wave of pain back again. "I think you may be a bit dense Ahkari, for if the attack backlashed at me then it means it didn't even damage you, so how can you have gotten stronger? So if you did get stronger it means my attack must have damaged you. And besides it's not damage, just pain. You know the difference between pain and actual damage right? Pain is just a warning that you are damaged."
22:17:17 Dec 15th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Ahkari chuckled, "Then you don't know much about my forms... In humnan form, you're right.. I wouldn't recieve any kind of damage from pain, but it would still be reflected back at you... But in Chaos Wolf form, I take damage from pain because it leaves wounds on my soul that heal just as quickly as if they were physical... Which means in this form, I'm at my best state... I'm immunte to magic and physical battle. And don't think your telepathy will work again, either..." Dael rolls his eyes, putting another three balls in the pockets. Kulren growls, as he is losing the match fast.
00:21:22 Dec 16th 06 - Sir Senturu: let me see that. grabs the ID. looks closely at it... this is a fake. get da hell outa my tavern.
00:33:51 Dec 16th 06 - Mr. Scientist: Scientist walks up to the two year old looking kid, sorry mate, Senturu has spoken. Scientist picks him up and whispers something under his breath, suddenly the kid is flown out of the tavern and the door only just remain on their hinges. There you go Senturu, he shouldn't be bothering you again. Scientist walks over to a table and whipes his hands, I'll have another beer when your ready
00:57:30 Dec 16th 06 - Sir Father: Father, looking rather disappointed he won't be able to beat up the little kid anymore walks over and sits down at Scientist's table. "I'd like my steak sometime this week you know."
01:24:11 Dec 16th 06 - Mr. Kulren: "COSMOS CREATION!!!" A female voice shouts. "Oh no..." Kulren ran and leapt behind the bar counter just as a column of blood red energy tears through the rough and slams into Scientist and Father, sending them flying into the wall. A black figure with glowing red eyes appears in the column. Kulren pops his head over the counter, in time to see the light vanish and a blue haired fox woman, roughly in her mid 20's be revealed. Her grey ninjitsu clothes shifted. Kulren murmured, "Virris... Crap.." Suddenly, Ahkari in his human form, drops from the rafters, speaking, "Nice attack, Scientist, but it ain't enough! Hey, Virris! How's it going?" Virris glares at Scientist and Father, "Touch my husband again and I will make your lives a living hell." Ahkari scratched his cheek, eyes closed, "Ehh... I'll.. Pay for the damages..."
02:02:52 Dec 16th 06 - Sir Father: "Hey lady! I was trying to eat here! Gaddanm insensitive people.... and a pedophile too." Father walks over and attempts to cop a feel from Virris, she seems to welcome it. But at the last moment Father improvements his mind and sticks a pool cue up Kulren's ass instead.
02:27:21 Dec 16th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Virris glares at Father before looking at Ahkari, her gaze softening only slightly, "You cause too much trouble." "According to my people, I'm only eight. By human standards, I'm 59. Can you blame me?" "Yes..." Virris stated the then smiles before speaking, "I look forward to seeing how you do in the Legion Battle Arena..." Ahkari puffs his chest up and speaks, a fist to it, "I'll beat everybody out of the tournament." A rain drop hit's Ahkari's nose and he looks up to see rainclouds through the hole in the roof. Ahkari sighs and walks into the back of the tavern, coming back out with nails and a hammer. He then leapts up before he starts hamering wooden planks to fix the roof. Meanwhile, Virris speaks to Senturu, "Two steaks, medium rare... And if you stop bothering Ahkari, I gaurantee you you'll be glad you did..." Virris then turns and walks to a table before sitting. There, she waits impatiently for Ahkari to get done fixing the roof.
02:53:37 Dec 16th 06 - Sir Father: Father takes out his Bow and Arrows set and takes aim at the giant wolf on the ceiling. "It's hunting time!!!" Father lets loose a volley of arrows aimed for the wolf on the ceiling. "Oh, and if you're looking to see who's going to be the winner of the Legion Battle Arena, thats going to be me."
03:24:27 Dec 16th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Virris grabs Father before throwing him out into the rain. The wolf, Ahkari, walks in and transforms before walking into the bathroom and drying off. He walks in and speaks, "Who was shooting at me as I was trying to fix the leak?" "Father was... "Kulren stated, "He also said HE'D win the Legion Battle Arena. He's not even a member of the Legion.. Nor will he EVER be." Ahkari smirked as he and Virris sat togethor at a table and had a friendly chatting session.
03:41:56 Dec 16th 06 - Sir Father: Father walks back in and sits down next to scientist again. "Hey senturu, how about a glass of milk for the puppy and his beep?" (The beep is the short form for female dog, I don't know why it's beeped since it's actually correctly used in this case.) (Edited by Sir Father 12/16/2006 3:44:00 AM)
04:41:50 Dec 16th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Virris turns her head, gazing at Father boredly, and speaks, "Actually, for one, I'm a female fox, so I'm called a vixen... Two, I'm a female fox, so I'm a vixen, not a beep. And three, at least I do not sleep around with multiple partners like you, I chose one mate, my soul mate, and I have stayed with him for the past thirty years..." Virris spoke, "I'm gonna bet money Ahkari wins the Legion Battle Arena." Kulren spoke, "I'm putting money on Draconius..." Dael looks over at Draconius then at Ahkari and speaks, "If those two face off, I don't wanna be a mile near the colliseum..." Karnilthar laughs before looking at Dael, "I'm going with Virris on this one."
04:47:57 Dec 16th 06 - Sir Father: "I bet on myself." Father releases a pack of dogs into the tavern. To you know, get rid of the fox, because foxes hate dogs, if they are controlled by a logical mind that is. You just can't reason with retards...
05:15:02 Dec 16th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Ahkari gives a sharp growl and all the dogs drop onto their bellies, looking at Ahkari in submition. Ahkari gives Father a smirk, "You forgot I'm part wolf..." Kulren laughs, "And besides, you can't bet on yourself cuz you ain't in the Legion in the first place. The Legion Battle Arena is open only to members of the Legion. I don't see you near me, carrying my kingdom's banner." Ahkari chuckles, "Yeah, Father, explain how you'll win the Legion's Battle Arena if you're not even a member of the Legion to begin with."
05:56:45 Dec 16th 06 - Sir Father: "Do you want me to explain my son, well as you can see, even thought I am not a member of the Legion, due to certain circumstances, I shall be replacing one of the competitors who is in the Legion. Oh, and also, your wife hates you Ahkari, no offense it's intinctive for her, just know that no matter how close you two may be, deep down she will always have an instintual hatred for your kind." Father patiently waits for his steak.
07:09:55 Dec 16th 06 - Mr. Draconius: Walks over to Father without even waiting for him to react, grabbing him by the neck and crushing his little bones and then rips his head off throwing his body into a portal to the void and writes runic seals in blood on his head before tossing it into the portal just before it closed.
12:22:45 Dec 16th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Kulren chuckles, "And the Viceroy of the Legion has just acted..." Ahkari speaks, "So, Draconius is the Viceroy of the Legion... I knew the Legion had a viceroy, but since I haven't quite made it to Kulren's cities, I didn't know who." Kulren spoke, "I'd trust Draconius with my life. But that is not why he managed to get his position."
07:33:42 Dec 18th 06 - Sir Senturu: god dangit. who is messing around in my tavern again. beats the kid into a bloody pulp get outa my tavern. starts beating the demon woman. for being a perv, and marrying a little kid now i think im better gets father his steak
14:44:22 Dec 18th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Suddenly, Ahkari kicks Senturu in the head with such force, that it tears his head clean off his shoulders. The head rolls to Father's feet. Ahkari, meanwhile, brings a flaming foot up, cutting Senturu's body in half. When, Ahkari at last stops moving, he's in the form of a twenty-two year old. On his bare back is a red phoenix. Ahkari's voice is almost as if he's possessed by another being, although Kulren knows this to be untrue, "Arrogant fool... Ahkari was simply playing around with you... I am not... Shut up, sit down, or die..." "Blaze..." Kulren swallows, "Now you guys have gone and done it!"
18:46:27 Dec 18th 06 - Mr. Draconius: *Snaps his fingers bringing Senturu back to life completely healed.
23:51:21 Dec 18th 06 - Sir Father: Father watches Draconius, entertained by the fool's hallucination at power, for it seems as if he thinks he has beaten up Father and threw him into a portal to the void. Ah, the dumb draconian. But as confirmed by Kulren, Father was still in the tavern, and Senturu's head was quite disgusting.
00:30:22 Dec 19th 06 - Mr. Scientist: Scientist gives Senturu one last beer Heres one last drink man, I'm out of here. Too many wierd people with their imaginary superevil friends. I think I'll go back to my lab to do some more experiments. See you later Father...... Scientist walks out but not before pouring beer over everyone and casting Slow on them so none of them can catch him
05:16:05 Dec 19th 06 - Sir Senturu: takes his beer and drinks it ok. let me see your ID now. you look about 21. but im not sure. and who the heck kicked me in the head?. im gettin kinda pissed.
06:43:40 Dec 19th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Kulren spoke, "Senturu... I'd rather deal with Ahkari than Blaze right now, so... Let.. Him.. Alone.. Please..." Blaze, meanwhile, just leans on the wall, eyes closed, his red mane shifting around him,
10:42:33 Dec 19th 06 - Sir Senturu: so it was that Blaze beep who kicked me?. walks over to Blaze and kicks it ok im better now.
00:35:59 Dec 20th 06 - Sir Father: "Here doggie," Whistles. "Come here boy! Thats a good boy!"
01:41:51 Dec 20th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Ahkari snorts at Father before gazing out the window, ignoring him altogethor. Kulren blows air out of his mouth. Dael and Karnilthar had evaced the tavern the moment Ahkari became Blaze. Only Kulren, Virris, and Necosta remained of the large group. And Kulren was thinking of just leaving the dimwitted mortals, and their planet, to whever fate Blaze would decide. Kulren didn't want to be on the recieving end of someone who could destroy an entire planet without so much as lifting a finger. Especially when Kulren couldn't do anything to stop Blaze from pulling it off.
01:49:41 Dec 20th 06 - Sir Father: "Come on boy! Don't be shy now!"
03:24:09 Dec 20th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Blaze looks at Fathere before the the being is thrown through the wall, fourteen trees, then makes a five mile impression on the side of the mountain, flames lighting his flight path. Blaze turns and leans against the wall, arms crossed, eyes closed, and the only sound at his life is a low snarl in his throat. Virris looks at Senturu, "Can I have a steak, medium rare with some tea? And don't touch my bare skin."
04:52:46 Dec 20th 06 - Sir Father: Father touches Virris' bare skin.
04:55:02 Dec 20th 06 - Mr. Kulren: The instant father touched Virris's skin, he drops dead. Virris groans, putting a hand on her forehead and her eyes closed, ".........." Necosta, meanwhile, pulls out Father's soul from midair and puts it back into his body, giving him life again. As she tosses him into a seat, she speaks, "Next time, don't do something she specifically warns you not to do. And she has no control over that power, by the way, and never will."
05:08:46 Dec 20th 06 - Sir Father: Father touches Virris' bare skin. Again. "It's like touching wet clay, fun..." :D
06:32:13 Dec 20th 06 - Mr. Kulren: Again, Father drops dead. This time, however, Necosta just sits down across from Virris and speaks, "I'm not reviving him again..." Kulren chuckles, eyes closed, "Ya think it's like he LOVES dying..."
04:04:54 Dec 21st 06 - Sir Father: Father gets back up and pokes Virris' bare skin with a stick. "I guess it's true what they say, the best things in life really are free!"
00:14:54 Dec 22nd 06 - Sir Senturu: takes the stick from Father dont poke him.........its my turn anyway. starts poking Virris's skin
06:12:35 Dec 22nd 06 - Mr. Tidus: Walks into the tavern and laughs as he watches Senturu and Father fight over who got to poke a woman in a a chair. (Edited by Mr. Tidus 12/22/2006 6:13:43 AM)
23:26:01 Dec 24th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor: Virris glares at both men. Suddenly, the door opens and in comes a young man with glowing blue eyes and white hair that hangs just below his collar. The moment he comes near, Kirvask and Khoth haul their scaley hides to the other side of the tavern. Even Kulren gives him a wide berth, eyes wide, "CHAOS!?!!" Chaos, his black trenchcoat shifting, walks silently to the bar before looking at Senturu, "Water, if you would.." Kirvask and Khoth both sneak out at this time. Dael himself murmurs to Kulren, "If those two dimwitts tick Chaos off-" "Yeah, I'm the first one outta this dump..." Ahkari stated, "Man.. Not even I am crazy enough to take on what can not be even hurt." "Yeah, and he'd destroy an entire planet just for the fun of it..." Kulren stated, "I've seen him do it..."
23:30:51 Dec 24th 06 - Sir Senturu: takes the stick and pokes they new guy hey father come on. this is cool, you give it a shot hands the stick to father so he can poke the new guy
23:47:48 Dec 24th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor: Sudden, Senturu is turned to stone. Strnagely, however, he's still able to be aware of whats happening. Chaos turns and looks at Senturu, "No magic... No spells... No chants... It's not even a curse... It's a type of power you will never understand... True power... Power to think and inflict... I will decide when you can end your existance as that peice of rock..." With that, Chaos turns and walks by Father, Virris, and Necosta. As he passes Necosta, Necosta turns her eyes from his, looking away, a sad look in her eyes.
00:19:25 Dec 25th 06 - Sir Senturu: stands there still a stone man this sux. hmm..he said that its a matter of thought, so that means if i think im not stone then ill be fine after a few minutes of being stone and thinking he is human, and then BAM he's human starts slapping around Chaos turn me to stone again and ill kill ya.
00:30:06 Dec 25th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor: Chaos turns Senturu into a frozen statue before chipping of the head and speaking, "I think I'll watch your head melt." At this point, Virris and Ahkari bolt out the door, wanting to WELL out of Chaos's attack range.
04:50:49 Dec 25th 06 - Mr. Tidus: Sits at the end of the bar watching Chaos, keeping an eye on Necosta.
05:00:37 Dec 25th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor: Dael and Kulren continue playing pool, occasionally making sure that Chaos isn't about to destroy the entire planet. In the meantime, however, Necosta notices Tidus gazing at her and asks, "What? Do I have something on my face?"
08:48:06 Dec 26th 06 - Mr. Tidus: Smiles a little bit, "You remind me of someone i once knew."
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