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Ye Olde Taverne
21:42:48 Dec 18th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim pours Cedric a third Tasidian Draught.


21:48:59 Dec 18th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Drinks it more slowly and then tips over off of the stool*


21:53:31 Dec 18th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim snaps his finger and Slasher runs out. Slasher begins drawing facial hair, glasses, and "I hate everybody" on Cedric's face with a sharpie..


21:56:58 Dec 18th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*grabs the Sharpie

"What on Earth is this thing?"


21:58:19 Dec 18th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher shreds Demonsul's hand when he tries to take the sharpie and makes several loud (and insulting) mongoose noises before continuing his artwork.


22:00:12 Dec 18th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Wakes up*

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

*Jumps up and runs around the tavern before tripping and breaking a table in half with his head.  Lays on the ground unconscious again*


22:03:42 Dec 18th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher shruggs and runs over to where Cedric fell, he then finishes drawing several rude comments on his face.

"*mongoose noises*"

*Slasher runs away with the sharpie.


22:12:07 Dec 18th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*heals bleeding hand

"Septim, that thing is strange, where did it get that amazing device? The Broniminan Scientific League need to have a look at it..."


22:18:48 Dec 18th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Two Cedric clones run in and carry off the unconscious one.  Several minutes later a single clone walks in and sits down at the bar*

"I would like my usual drink Septim..."


22:24:40 Dec 18th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim pours Cedric a Tasidian Draught, then turns to Demonsul.

"Ask Slasher..."


22:38:20 Dec 18th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"Okay, where the hell is he?"


22:39:36 Dec 18th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher runs out of his hole without the sharpie.

"*mongoose noises*"

"He says 'what the hell do you want?'," says Septim


22:48:45 Dec 18th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*to Slasher, feeling slightly ridiculous "Do you have more of those Sharp-ee things? If so can I borrow one?"


22:58:02 Dec 18th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"I thought we all had one...how else do I draw on your face when you pass out? Didn't you notice the...erm nevermind."

*Hopes there aren't any mirrors in the tavern*


03:43:50 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher made another mongoose noise.

"He says he has no idea what you're talking about..." says Septim, "He also says he denies all involvement...and...that he did not have sex with that woman."


06:05:56 Dec 19th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"I am afraid I will be gone for a day.  I shall return on the eve of the night after.  Farewell friends until then."

*Walks out the door*


06:06:21 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"Well, seeing as both Cedric and I are leaving, I will be giving Demonsul the position of barkeep until my return. I leave in around twenty hours, but I want to give him a good warning," said Septim, "If he accepts, good, if not, I guess Grubbs'll have to do..."


10:08:24 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Hey, I can do this till monday!"


15:49:39 Dec 19th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Runs back in*

"NEVER!!!"

*Runs out*

[[Be back tomorrow night ;) ]]


15:56:12 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"Meh, I can manage until then..."

*jumps behind the bar

"Hmm, what does this do..?"

*pulls a lever, and a large magical hammer falls out of the sky and crushes a horse that was tied up outside

"This looks harder than I thought...but I'll give it a go."


18:33:58 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim walks out the door.

"Good luck," says Septim

*Septim leaves.


19:07:08 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Alright, Demonsul, my usual! If you know what it is!"


19:13:51 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"Why should I care? I don't intervene into your life usually, so I don't know ore care what you usually drink. I'm only here for a single day, name a drink when you want one..."

*serves Delran a Septim Shot anyway


19:41:33 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Wow, you seem to read peoples minds! Nice one!"

*Drink the Septim Shot*

"Another one, if you please!"


19:45:55 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher walks out and looks at Delran, he then looks at Demonsul.

"*mongoose noises*"

Translation: "You're not Septim...neither are you..."

*Slasher looks around the taverne and doesn't see Septim, he then lets out a long mourneful cry before going back into its home: Septim's Footlocker.


19:47:59 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*Arvious jumps into the tavern and beats everyone up except the bartender.*

"Woo, sorry... had a crazy whim."

*Arvious jumps out of the tavern ninja-like.*


19:56:39 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher shreds Arvious into dust.

"*mongoose noises*"

*Slasher runs away.


19:58:54 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*A gust of wind blows the dust away, out of the tavern.*


20:11:11 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc:

"Wow Slasher sure knows how to deal with attacks upon the tavern*


20:42:46 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"Yeah, he does..."

*pours Delran another (badly made) Septim Shot, then pulls another lever that is under the bar.

*Everyone's hangovers vanish

"I like that lever..."


21:18:48 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

*Drinks and spits

"What the hell is this piece of *beep*? Make me another one! Better this time!"


21:20:53 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"I'm not Septim, and you didn't complain about the first one! If anything, that one was worse. Why don't you ask for something non-specialized?"


21:23:54 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Gimme some wiskey with vodka and lemon juice! One part wiskey, one part vodka three parts lemon juice."


21:26:55 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*pours them together and gives it to Delran

*then goes and sets up AN EXPERIMENT in the corner


22:14:07 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"HMMM!!!!!!!!! Nice and smooth! I shall call it........Andorian Drink!"


22:19:33 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher walks in.

"*mongoose noises*"

Translation (sarcastic): "Wow...creative..."

*Slasher runs and jumps into the footlocker.


22:48:13 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Slasher, if you think you are better you name it!"


22:55:48 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*Arvious's dust blows in and form the word Silveur Shot.*


22:57:14 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher pops his head out of the footlocker.

"*mongoose noises*"

Translation: "Here's a good name: Lack-of-Imagination Lager!"

*Slasher goes back into the footlocker.


23:03:16 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*Arvious's dust form the words: Get me a vodka.*


23:06:07 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Here is an idea: Andorian Slasher! Like it?"


23:09:13 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher pops out of the footlocker.

"*Mongoose noises*"

Translation: "Stop trying to appease me..."

*Slasher goes back into the footlocker.


23:14:06 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*Arvious's dust blows off from the bar and lands on the footlocker and rings the doorbell which was strangely on it.*


23:14:58 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher pops out.

"*mongoose noises*"

Translation: "What the hell do you want?"


23:19:26 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*Arvious's dust spell the words: I have the human flesh and sp@m pizza you ordered thirty minutes ago.*


23:21:40 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"That's mine!"

*Septim walks in, throws some gold coins on the dust, grabs the pizza, and runs out.

"Seeya!"

*Slasher goes back into the footlocker.


23:34:59 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Hmm...this is a long drink. Hard Lemon! Any comments?"


23:35:30 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc:

*Builds a shrine dedicated to slasher-the king of mongooses*


23:35:47 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*Arvious somehow manages to be able to carry the gold, go to the bank, and come back.*


00:28:53 Dec 20th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Slasher comes out, looks at the shrine, and curses.

"*mongoose noises*"

Translation (angry): "What the hell? Why are people trying to make me like them...dammit..."

*Slasher goes back into the footlocker where some of Septim's most powerful items are held.


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