Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
20:37:53 Dec 23rd 08 - Sir Demonsul: explodes onto page 126 "Everyone PARTY!!!" continues to act ecstatically due to his finished map, giving free Septim Shots to everyone nearby
20:39:36 Dec 23rd 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: Travis falls over drunk.
21:20:08 Dec 23rd 08 - Prince Valan Septim: The door is slammed off it's hinges and a massive figure in Cidellian silver armor steps through the doorframe. "My name is Valan Septim, and I'm here to bring the tavern back to glory. So Mikey...get your ass back from behind the bar, and whoever made this mess had better start licking it up before I shove their head down the toilet..." He notices that nobody does anything... "NOW!"
21:22:48 Dec 23rd 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: Travis edges away from Demonsul. "I had nothing to do with it."
21:33:03 Dec 23rd 08 - Sir Demonsul: *looks at Travis, then at Septim "The map behind the bar doesn't count as mess, and that's all I added..."
23:02:36 Dec 23rd 08 - Prince Valan Septim: points at a ketchup stain on the map. "Who did that!?"
23:06:04 Dec 23rd 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: "Oh, Archer Orc did that."
23:12:22 Dec 23rd 08 - Prince Valan Septim: *Septim shoves Archer Orc's head down a toilet and uses his face to scrub the ketchup off the map. "There!"
12:31:21 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Demonsul: *goes back to dancing
14:41:36 Dec 24th 08 - Mr. archer orc the festive: "Travis lied to you septim."
15:21:44 Dec 24th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus: Dives out from behind the bar and drags Demonsul with him "Stop serving drinks!" [[I finally fixed my internet so I can be on at all times of the day. I had a bad modem]]
16:12:23 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Demonsul: "You gave me a taste of power, you can't take it away now..." *gives Michael a PoV Soda.
16:35:37 Dec 24th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: Travis slaps Archer Orc. "I never lie!"
16:59:15 Dec 24th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: *Septim shoots out Demonsul's kneecaps and throws him in range of Scientist's fortress bathroom. As Demonsul is torn apart by miniguns, Septim stands against the wall. "Woot..."
17:27:50 Dec 24th 08 - Mr. archer orc the festive: "Is that the best you got?" Throws a holy slasher bomb at Travis
17:36:01 Dec 24th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: Travis throws the crap Archer Orc threw at him at the shrine, destroying it. Then, Travis proceeds to double-slapping Archer Orc.
17:45:35 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Demonsul: *gets up "Septim...what the hell...seriously? Why?"
17:51:43 Dec 24th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus: "I remember when I first mistakenly went in there...good times..." Drinks his Tasidian Draught
18:10:38 Dec 24th 08 - Mr. archer orc the festive: looks at the shrine "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................. gasps for breath oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo". A great omnious crap falls from the sky and lands on travis for blowing up the shrine
18:13:23 Dec 24th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: Travis grabs an unbrella and refelcts it towards Archer Orc, blowing him out of the tavern. "Septim, one Leiondon Lager please."
18:47:42 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Demonsul: *sits down, annoyed by the fact that everyone but him has a special brew
20:28:20 Dec 24th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: "Because, if you serve drinks while I'm here, you get pwned..."
20:33:40 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Demonsul: "I wasn't serving drinks as in making them, they were bought by me earlier and distributed!" *decides not to buy any more drinks any time soon
20:39:59 Dec 24th 08 - Mr. archer orc the festive: Gets up covered in crap "ah,crap!"
20:49:23 Dec 24th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: "Well then, sorry for shooting out your kneecaps and throwing you in front of Scientist's megaminiguns..."
21:11:57 Dec 24th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus: "No distributing my drinks!" Runs off
21:18:05 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Demonsul: *promptly distributes all the drinks Michael bought and left "Well, the global economy is in a bad enough state without people wasting stuff..."
21:50:07 Dec 24th 08 - Mr. archer orc the festive: "Can I have a orsinim bowder? "and if you dont know what that is then you need to go back to school"
22:05:52 Dec 24th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: "You might need a trip back to Grammar class, in my opinion," Travis muttered, chuckling.
04:41:58 Dec 25th 08 - Lord Heroditus: *walks in, looks around and sits on a barstool "a goblet of vino over here my good man"
05:39:33 Dec 25th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus: Pours everyone their drink "I wish everyone a good holiday season! I will be around very sparingly tomorrow I am afraid. Will be spending time with the family. I will be on in the morning and evening. Farewell to you all!" Grabs his black cloak and walks out the door into some lightly falling snow.
06:38:07 Dec 25th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: Septim rips off Mikey's testicles and feeds them to Shezmu. "No serving drinks while I'm here!!!" Septim pours everybody's drinks back into their bottles, and then pours them back out.
07:14:22 Dec 25th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus: Takes his parts back and reattaches them "Silly Septim...Shezmu is asleep or intoxicated at this time of night! You were not around so I did something before I went to sleep!" Slides a tortise shell along the ground towards Septim
13:29:22 Dec 25th 08 - Sir Demonsul: *drinks his drink in a quiet manner
17:46:39 Dec 25th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: "Hey Mikey, bits and pieces workin' alright?"
18:23:19 Dec 25th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: Travis wakes up with a Santa cap on his head. "Merry Christmas, I'll have a beer with peppermint flakes mixed up in it."
19:54:17 Dec 25th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: Septim fills Travis's order and pulls a full sized Christmas tree out of his footlocker. He sets it up in a matter of two seconds, and Slasher climbs up the tree and puts the star on it. "There, oh yeah!" Septim puts up a mini oak tree to celebrate the creation of the world by Zeta. "There..."
19:56:58 Dec 25th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: Travis gulps a large portion of his drink in a matter of seconds. "Thank you, and..." Travis jumps onto a bar stool, drunk, and pulls out a microphone. "Have a holly jolly Christmas, it's the best time of the year... blah blah blah, bleh bleh bleh bleh, I'd like another beer." Travis falls onto the bar, unconscious.
20:03:35 Dec 25th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: *Outside, a Septim clone drives by and throws a spomb at the tavern, it blows a hole in the wall. Septim runs out the hole. "What the hell!? Not here! THE OTHER TAVERN!"
20:52:10 Dec 25th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: Travis jumps out of the hole and starts dancing horribly, causing eyes to begin to rot when they have a glimpse at Travis.
00:03:06 Dec 26th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus: "You call me Mikey one more time and I won't let my sister marry anyone from your family..."
00:05:22 Dec 26th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: [[O_O]] Travis stumbles back into the tavern and starts to play a flute... badly.
00:19:54 Dec 26th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: "Right-O Mikhail!"
14:22:36 Dec 26th 08 - Sir Demonsul: *evidently drunk, Demonsul begins playing his sword like a guitar. He accidentally chops off his hand, then reattaches it backwards with magic to continue playing
22:28:53 Dec 26th 08 - Sir Delran Silver: "Just wish to say to you: MERRY CHRISTMASS! My net was down, sorry for saying it so late!" [I do not know when I will get in touch with a PC so I wanna wish you HAPPY NEW YEAR! too. Hope you'll all have fun while I'am away. Think I will get my net up and running after the 5th. Cya then!]
22:34:56 Dec 26th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus: Comes out from behind a table "He is gone! Free drinks on me!"
22:36:00 Dec 26th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: "Right-O Mikey!" *Septim pours everybody a drink.
22:38:15 Dec 26th 08 - Sir Delran Silver: "Gotcha!"
22:45:26 Dec 26th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus: "Umm..." Throws Septim into Delran, who falls out the window "Strike! Also, stop calling me Mikey!"
23:39:30 Dec 26th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon: Travis grabs a paper ane writes 'Call me Mikey' and sticks it onto Deallus's back.
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