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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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*Tears the paper off and shoves it down the throat of Travis* "Don't make me angry...you will not like me when I am angry" | ||||
*Travis is drunk and only heard ".....m..ike.......y."* [[OCC: "Don't make me angry...you will not like me when I am angry" ]] | ||||
*Feeling a cold draft Lord Heroditus pulls his toga closer about himself* | ||||
*Septim notices Heroditus in the corner underneath the giant spider. "Sure thing!" *Septim gives Heroditus his drink. | ||||
"How did I get from sitting at the bar to underneath this spider? oh well, Cheers!" | ||||
"I forget the spider's name. Don't hurt him though and he won't try and eat you. He gets his food from Septim's Exotic Eats only...Septim can you get me a Tasidian Draught?" | ||||
"Sure," says Septim. *Septim pours Mikey a Tasidian Draught. | ||||
"Stop giving my drinks to this 'Mikey' person." *Punches the guy next to him and takes his drink* | ||||
*takes out a kitchen knive and stabs it to Michael my drink* | ||||
"What?!" | ||||
*goes to grammer school* | ||||
"I am not quite sure what just happened..." | ||||
O_O "That was weird..." *Septim fills the orders. | ||||
"Hey I didn't get a chance to order! Ahem... *strange accent*a Septim Shot, if you would be so kind." | ||||
*Septim pours Demonsul a Septim Shot, then silently hopes that the accent will go away... | ||||
"Another Tasidian Draught before I go..." | ||||
*Septim pours Mikey his draught. | ||||
*puts accent in a box and throws box into the back room | ||||
*Punches the person next to him again and takes his drink* | ||||
*The Millennium Falcon and a fleet of star destroyers suddenly reappear with Electric and shoots the part of the tavern with their turrets and kill Demonsul and Deallus* "Well then..I think playing in an asteroid field for a week is fun enough..get me some "Special" water Septim!" | ||||
"You are lucky I am too lazy to delete your post..." | ||||
"Dangit Mikey...I wanted to destroy them..." | ||||
"Stop talking to the person next to me!" | ||||
*gets up | ||||
*begins to rub the belly of the spider who responds with a 'spider purr'* "Septim, another vino for me and some Fly Juice for my friend here" | ||||
)_O I got in a fight with a bear.... | ||||
*Septim pours Heroditus his drink and the giant spider his fly juice. | ||||
"Now I remember the spider's name! It is Steve!" | ||||
"Hi Steve!" | ||||
"Now where is Septim? I would like a Tasidian Draught..." | ||||
*Septim magically appears and pours Michael a Tasidian Draught. | ||||
"yay!" | ||||
*Demonsul's hand falls off again | ||||
*looks round and sees nothing happening, so takes a moment to reattach hand | ||||
"Travis may not be back for awhile...you could consider him like on a mini-break for personal reasons. Don't ask what just put him on hold..." | ||||
"I know, but it's a secret!" :-D | ||||
*turns to Septim | ||||
*Travis walks into the tavern and sits down on a bar stool.* | ||||
"Turns out he's not as indisposed as Mikey said..." | ||||
Promptly punches Demonsul in the face "Don't screw with me...not in the mood..." | ||||
*Suddenly, Steve the Spider wraps up Mikey in a web and is about to eat him. "Don't punch patrons with missing hands...can't you see the sign?" *points to a sign that says "No punching patrons with missing hands".* | ||||
*Looks at Mikey about to be eaten* | ||||
"Dammit, grabbed the wrong guy..." mutters Steve. *Steve throws Mikey out the window and grabs Michael Deallus. He then wraps him in web and is about to eat him. | ||||
*recovers from punch | ||||
*Slices free with his swords and sits at the bar again* "A Tasidian Draught..." | ||||
"Right-o Mikhail!" *Septim pours Mikhail a drink. | ||||
*Punches Mikhail and takes his drink* | ||||
*Mikhail turns out to be a massive Russian. Mikhail beats the crap out of Michael and Michael ends up looking like a pretzel. "Aha! You don't mess with the Russian!" *Mikhail leaves. | ||||
*A loud scream is heard outside the door and Michael walks in with a bloody sword.* | ||||
*Heroditus stands up walks to the door stops and turns as if to say something, obviously thinks better of it and continues out the door and down the street* | ||||
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