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Ye Olde Taverne
08:16:57 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Rhade:

*Steps gingerly over the still squirming body that had just been stabbed and enters the taverne*

"Not quite how they described it to me..."

*Quickly takes in the scene, shrugs it off, sits down and motions to the barkeep*

"Pour me one of whatever's popular here"


12:57:41 Dec 30th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

"Hey, has anyone seen my hand?"


17:27:37 Dec 30th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"I think I saw it crawling around near the wooden phone in the corner..."


17:41:39 Dec 30th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim pours Rhade a Septim Shot which has a hand sticking out of it by the index finger.


18:27:40 Dec 30th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*looks into Rhade's shot

"Hey, that's...no, that's someone else's hand. Sorry about that."


19:17:49 Dec 30th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Takes the hand out of Rhade's drink*

"I think that may have been one of my clones that were brutally slaughtered in here..."


21:51:59 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Rhade:

"I...uhh...."

*Downs the Septim Shot with a slightly disgusted look on his face*

"Tastes like....hand....."


21:57:13 Dec 30th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

[[OOC: I guess you don't know about Septim Shots. ;-)

1st shot makes you have a buzz

2nd shot gets you drunk.

3rd shot kills you.

:-D

Also, the Drunk's Demise is a drink designed for Zeta. One shot is enough to kill anything...except Zeta.]]

"Sorry about that...here's one on the house!"

*Septim pours Rhade a hand-free Septim Shot.


23:05:55 Dec 30th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

"There it is!"

*takes back hand from Steve the spider


20:45:13 Dec 31st 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*looks round

"Why did everything go so quiet?"

*reattaches hand


20:53:04 Dec 31st 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

"I don't know...giant spider must've intimidated everybody..."


21:06:43 Dec 31st 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Steve? He looks so friendly though...well...hope you all have a happy New Ye*beep*ve! I will be here for awhile drinking some brews and singing drunken songs!"

*Orders a Tasidian Draught*


22:00:46 Dec 31st 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim pours Mike a Tasidian Draught...*

[[OOC ;-)]]


22:01:40 Dec 31st 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Drinks it and slides the glass back*

"Another draught for me!"


22:09:22 Dec 31st 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim pours Deallus another Draught...he then pours himself a Septim Shot and drinks it.

"Ahhh..."


22:15:23 Dec 31st 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Drinks his draught and relaxes some*

"Nothing better...delicious" ^_^


16:53:22 Jan 1st 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*is incredibly depressed becuase of what happened in First Contact

"Give me a Drunk's Demise."


17:50:42 Jan 1st 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis walks back into the tavern and glues himself to the bar stool.*

"Hello.  I'll have the oldest drink you have."


18:32:32 Jan 1st 09 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim hands Demonsul a waiver to sign and gives Travis a One-year-younger-than-Zeta Ale.


18:38:39 Jan 1st 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis slowly takes small sips every ten minutes to drink it.*


19:20:01 Jan 1st 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*signs the wavier

"One second..."

*leaves the tavern for a minute to order a coffin and write a will

*comes back

"Okay, give it to me."

Demonsul's Will
Everything goes to my ghost.


19:27:49 Jan 1st 09 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim pours Demonsul a Drunk's Demise.


19:29:05 Jan 1st 09 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Demonsul quit being emo...it makes me want to...have another Tasidian Draught! Order up!"


19:38:21 Jan 1st 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"Shut up Mikey, you know drinking a Drunk's Demise would be an impressive ending for your characters..."

*drinks 99% the Drunk's Demise

*goes into a coma

*the remaining three drops burn a hole first in the cup, then in the bar


19:41:54 Jan 1st 09 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Takes Demonsul's body and throws it out the window in anger*

"Stop talking to the person next to me!"


19:43:26 Jan 1st 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*comes in the door

"It's surprising how a hundred shards of glass to the brain help a coma so well..."


19:43:39 Jan 1st 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis gets up and stumbles a bit, then pulls out a vial labeled Hangover Cure and drinks it.*

"Ahhh... much better."

[[Why must you post before I do? :-P]]


19:45:20 Jan 1st 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*Demonsul does some random ninja moves to answer Travis's OOC question


19:48:45 Jan 1st 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis knocks Karzun over when he starts jumping around.*

"One Septim Shot, Tasidian Draught, and a Leiondon Lager, all mixed up together into a large glass, add a lemon wedge and some ice."

*Travis sits back down onto his gluey stool.*


19:51:09 Jan 1st 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"I guess 99% of a Drunk's Demise makes you drunk..."

*gets attacked by the Obvious Ninjas who abseil down through holes in the ceiling and smash all the bottles behind the bar before knocking out Demonsul and karate-ing all the stools


19:53:40 Jan 1st 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Suddenly, Captain Jack Sparrow and a bunch of other pirates jump into the room and attack the ninjas.  The two sides fight until they all die.*

"Hmm, that was wierd."


21:13:15 Jan 1st 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"Indeed..."

*Demonsul uses the dedrunkifierandalsodehangoverifier machine in the corner

"I think that's most of the effects of the Drunk's Demise gone..."


21:19:39 Jan 1st 09 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Where is Septim with my drink?"  :(


21:28:22 Jan 1st 09 - Mr. Barbaros Hayrettin Pasa:

"Y'arrr harr peoples of the civilised cities! I be Barbaros Hayrettin Pasa from the far east. How's ye lot been doin? I'll be makin' sure some o' meh armies come towards yer farmers to have a small talk. A -small- talk!"
*Barbaros Hayrettin Pasa almost spills his drink while making the joke, hoping that no one has seen this clumsy act, he downs the drink in seconds*


21:30:35 Jan 1st 09 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim fills the orders...


21:36:22 Jan 1st 09 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Hello there Barbaros.  Sit down and stay awhile."


21:36:47 Jan 1st 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis puts in ear plugs when the new man starts talking and sips his drink.*


01:56:34 Jan 2nd 09 - Prince Valan Septim:

[[OOC: Leaving until Monday...Deallus is pouring drinks until then.]]

*Septim runs out the door and leaves Slasher and Steve the Spider behind to take care of troublemakers.


01:58:31 Jan 2nd 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis stares at Slasher.*

"So... how's it like to be a mongoose?  Must be fun... except for being attacked by snakes.  Did you know Indiana Jones hates snakes too?  Yeah..."

*Slasher had fallen asleep the moment Travis opened his mouth.*


02:29:11 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Hops behind the bar*

"Well...it may be quiet around here sadly enough..."


09:24:15 Jan 2nd 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*sits at bar

"Septim Shot please!"


18:16:12 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Pours the drink*

"Sorry for the delay.."


18:41:44 Jan 2nd 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*wakes up

"Whuzzat? oh..."

*drinks shot


18:46:50 Jan 2nd 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis wakes up from his hangover and orders two giant barrels of Septim Shots.*


18:57:23 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Sign the waiver"

*Readies the barrels on the bar top*


19:06:39 Jan 2nd 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

"You don't need a waiver for Septim Shots, only for Drunk Demise's.  Gimme meh Driank!"


19:10:55 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"You need a waiver for Septim Shots! How long have you been here? You need a waiver especially for two giant barrels."

*Puts the barrels safely behind the bar and folds his arms*


19:48:34 Jan 2nd 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis signs the waiver and grabs the barrels and chugs them down.*

~Two seconds later...~

*Travis becomes an alcoholic zombie.*


19:52:47 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Shoots a flaming arrow at the zombie and it bursts into flames*

"DIE ZOMBIE!"


19:54:20 Jan 2nd 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis walks into the tavern to find a clone of him burning to a crisp.*

"Ummm..."

*Travis walks back to the door.*


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