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"It was fourteen hours, Mr. Leiondon," said Septim with a chuckle.

2 days. Besides, there's not 1RP on.

*wakes up

"Wha--? I'm alive, no need to worry. It's not like I ever permanently leave..."

[[SEPTIM! GIMME THE LINK TO TEH ACTIVE RP FORUM! *cough*]]

This *beep*ing taverne is getting on my *beep*ing tits

/me places a bomb under a chair before walking out 007 Style

* BOOOOOOM*

*Travis looks around.*

"Good ZeTa, it's been five days, and I STILL don't have my drink!"

Sadly it would appear a longer run awaits you yet still Leiondon.

So then everyone how did this happen? After 7100 posts how could it finally have happened?

Well septim I think that we might have to start setting goals for this tavern. (for no. of posts)

Because the place where the informal and casual atmosphere has flourished for centuries shall itself no longer exist.

(Pityingly) I know that this'll be hard on you Demonsul but to give you some good news (nastily)you'll be the one who starts with this.

"Probably it's the fact I'm one of the longest standing patrons here." said Demonsul, before casually turning to Himanil and saying quietly, "I trust you have one glimpse of sense left in you. Don't try to change the Tavern, if you know the difference between freedom and...well, pain."

*Opportunity sees slasher as he walks in.
"AAAAHHHH!!! what the hell i thought that thing was dead!"
*Opportunity seeks refuge under a table and is reminded of the last time he was mauled by the animal.

tch..tch we clumsy VU RP'ers have gotten into really bad shape.

Why of course you do. See this 'Septim I'd like a Septim Shot.'

Saw that Aqua how long before anyone bothered to reply.

"well it depends on what you consider your browser"

*Aqua takes Whistle from his poket and played for it a little while before putting it back in its  poket

Count me in now sir, i wish to countinue doing this when not able to play

*Aqua blows whistle, nothing happens, shakes his head and goes back to his halfavisen

Proper internet connectivity or not I think some kind of record has been created here, Septim hasn't posted for.......for (shudders) 18 posts.

See this, I still haven't had my drink.

"Personal choices are prohibited within the tavern"
*Points to a sign above the bar*
--Personal Choices Within This Tavern Are Forbidden--
"The sign agrees with me" :)

They got incenerated.

*While no one was looking, Travis grabbed a pernament marker and wrote next to the sign John pointed to "For Fools."*

"Dammit, still applies to me."

"Barkeep pour me a lager........ better you jt bring me the god DAMN BARREL!"

*Waits for her his barrel*

"I think he is unsure of his gender..."

"*Waits for her his barrel*"

Himanil pats Travis phenomenally hard to help him get out what was inside.

Himanil ducks, narrowly avoiding his head getting shredded with glass shrapnel.
Then proceeds to get a truckload of barrels inside and skillfully throw them all at Leiondon.

*Septim clones jump through the windows and subdue the fighters, they then fix the tavern in around...two seconds...and leave*