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Ye Olde Taverne
18:58:31 Jun 17th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*avoids the broken shards by rolling forward, then draws his own sword and swings it at  Blodgram


20:21:35 Jun 17th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis pulls out a spork and starts to deflect all the shards coming towards him.*


23:54:01 Jun 17th 09 - Mr. Blodgram:

*deflects sword and lunges in with a stab


10:11:50 Jun 18th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Watches in amusement and orders an ale*


17:02:08 Jun 18th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*blocks the stab and pushes Blodgram away, before throwing an explosive fireball at him


17:37:26 Jun 18th 09 - Mr. Blodgram:

*catches the fire ball in mid air and throws it at the counter, exploding some rum

"Not the rum!"


19:49:17 Jun 18th 09 - Prince Validus Septim III:

*rips off Blodgram's head and begins bashing Blodgram's decapitated body with it*

"NO WASTING ALCOHOL YOU USELESS PILE OF CRAP!"

*continues smashing Blodgram's body, turning the corpse into a bloody mush*


23:44:26 Jun 18th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis laughs at Blodgram, and slaps him AGAIN for no reason.*


10:44:44 Jun 19th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Sits idly looking for a reason to fight*


15:54:11 Jun 19th 09 - Mr. Blodgram:

*head looks at septim

"Wait a second, give me two reasons why my corpse is bloody and why we started this?"


15:57:41 Jun 19th 09 - Sir Water:

*orders a bottle of cheapest vodka*


16:09:42 Jun 19th 09 - Mr. Blodgram:

*twicthes nose and makes a beer come twords him, then nods his head up to drink it, making his body reapear from under his head

"I seem to get beaten a lot in hear, don't I?"


16:22:00 Jun 19th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Sneaks behind the bar to get his ale*


16:51:21 Jun 19th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*watches as Himanil's body catches on fire and is thrown out a window by an invisible force

"When will they learn..."


18:03:34 Jun 19th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Goes outside, picks up Himanil's flaming body and throws it out the window again*

"Damn kids"


03:16:55 Jun 20th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Has his army fire a hail of flaming arrows with gunpowder at their end into the Tavern*


03:17:55 Jun 20th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Wonders when people started following Himanil.  Puts up a giant umbrella over the tavern that blocks every single arrow before disintigrating into a poisonous dust that kills all of Himanil's army*

"Woo!'


03:22:23 Jun 20th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Looks in dumbstruck wonder as Demonslayer misspells Disintegrating, shrugging he poures in frothing lava from Mount Doom into the Tavern*


03:59:05 Jun 20th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis throws the Ring into the lava before it came into the tavern, saving Middle Earth.*


10:15:55 Jun 20th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*Demonsul throws Himanil into the lava before it reaches the Tavern, saving his own sanity.


12:19:18 Jun 20th 09 - Mr. Blodgram:

*gets up from shock of himanil having an army

"Why arent we drinking? Why's everything been to exciting!"

*blodgram then relizes who started it all

"I did this didn't I? Well no matter, one septim shot please." 


16:23:09 Jun 20th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Blows his bugle and his few elite Uruk Hai with unmatchable speed, weapons and impenetrable armour charge in*


17:00:35 Jun 20th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Pulls out his Mod Warhammer and slams Himanil in the face for trying to outgodmod him.  Proceeds to kill all of the Uruk Hai with a large trout.*

"Rawr"


17:05:18 Jun 20th 09 - Prince Validus Septim III:

*Septim grasps Blodgram by the neck and tears him apart, then apart again, and then tears him up like a sheet of paper.

"He went behind the bar!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


08:48:16 Jun 21st 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*I demand an explanation for the fight that is going on*

Snarls at a bystander, 'No I'm not a peacekeeper from U.N.' 'Just trying to make a living here'


14:05:53 Jun 22nd 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*Demonsul shrugs

 

"Someone wants a fight, so a fight there shall be."


17:48:46 Jun 22nd 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*You look out of touch Demonsul, want to flex your muscles and temper a bit*


21:01:29 Jun 22nd 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Wonders why Himanil used action asterisks around what he said* >.>


15:02:18 Jun 23rd 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Wonders why the hell he (Himanil) hasn't yet murdered his Logitech wireless keyboard supplier*


16:17:10 Jun 23rd 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Wonders why no one is talking.*

"Hey, can I have, uhh... something original?"


19:22:44 Jun 23rd 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Because no one is talking*

*Sets sail for distant lands to receive his Pulitzer 'Common Sense' award*

'Hm..I always wanted that shiny badge.'


19:40:45 Jun 23rd 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis pulls out a medieval sniper rifle and fires at Himinal.*


20:57:38 Jun 23rd 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Wonders what kind of 'Common Sense' award that Himanil could possibly be receiving and labels that distant land as primitive and uncivilized*


15:28:07 Jun 24th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Steps in the Tavern soaked to the skin and shivering*
'A w..wa...warm Tasidian Draught please', he manages to mutter sitting in a chair.
*Wonders what thing fell out of the sky and sunk his ship while waiting*


17:23:03 Jun 24th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*takes a sidelong glance at Himanil, wondering why he'd want a warm alcoholic beverage under any circumstances


01:31:14 Jun 25th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis orders a beer*


02:32:56 Jun 25th 09 - Sir Pesterd:

"Hey Travis, wana gimme some as well?"


02:35:52 Jun 25th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Gets behind the bar and puts up the 'No Travis' sign.  Serves the drinks and draws mustaches on the pictures of the Septim barkeeps that have been serving at the tavern for eras and eras*

"Since the barkeep is not here..."


02:37:12 Jun 25th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Arvious walks in and orders a beer, then.*


02:38:35 Jun 25th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Serves Arvious a drink*

"You new here?" :p


03:42:14 Jun 25th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Arvious walks off with the drink, and gives it to a familiar hobo, and vanishes.*


04:03:52 Jun 25th 09 - Sir Pesterd:

*gives a smirk to Demonslayer*

"ha what up with that dude? He just ordered a beer for a random person.."



09:36:10 Jun 25th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"I think it was Travis," commented Demonsul dryly.


15:27:12 Jun 25th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"I think he has identity disassociation disorder..."


18:00:43 Jun 25th 09 - Prince Validus Septim III:

*slaps Demonslayer*

"Hey, because you're my friend, I will not shoot you with a medieval SMG. That was a warning. Now, who needs some alcohol?"


00:17:00 Jun 26th 09 - Sir Pesterd:

"Hey barkeep!! Id like two on the house please"
*giggles at the fact that he ordered stuff to be on the house*


00:18:59 Jun 26th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

"Barkeep!  Some Iselian liquor for all!"


00:22:06 Jun 26th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"Barkeep! I want a Septim Shot already!"

 


00:58:47 Jun 26th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

"Barkeep!  I want you on MSN earlier than six o'clock someday!"


01:00:45 Jun 26th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"Barkeep! I wan-wait...MSN? Blasphemy!"
*Stabs Arvious/Travis with a trampoline*


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