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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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*Travis dies, and Arvious takes his place.* "Barkeep! I want Charley to stop killing people randomly!: | ||||
"What? I just stabbed him...it wasn't a sharpened trampoline...now that would hurt." | ||||
*quickly runs to Charleys side* | ||||
"Tavern security? Why would they bother me? I am one of the oldest remaining patrons here!" | ||||
"Sir... You have recently killed a person.. they will be hunting you down as soon as possible!!" | ||||
"Who is they? I know how to work Scientist's magical defenses! I would like to see them get past those! Old Scientist was my old mentor and left me with a good deal of knowledge about this place." | ||||
"Killing someone triggers no defense. Putting one finger behind the bar on the other hand..." | ||||
(Has earmuffs on) | ||||
*watches as a presence disintegrates the earmuffs, and uses the dust formed by the earmuffs to decapitate Himanil | ||||
*Walks behind the bar, sweeps Himanil's remains into a bucket and throws the bucket out the window* "Damn dust really isn't good for my lungs." | ||||
*Reforms and enters the Tavern again his memory totally gone except for a vague memory of a painful sensation in a place called the bar* | ||||
*Impales Himanil upon a pike and vaporizes his body. Sucks up the vapor with a strange wolf that had huge lung capacity and set it on fire before throwing it out the window* "Man, I am going to run out of ideas..." | ||||
*Enters the Tavern again with the same sensation as before but prefers to sit on a chair after breaking the neck of a patron who said he smelt like a wolf, choosing to sit down as he felt a bit too painful for some reason* | ||||
*Whoever walked behind the bar turns to dust, then into a kitten* "Alright then..." *fills any orders* | ||||
*drinks Septim shot* | ||||
'Indeed for the first time thing are becoming so predictable that I might perhaps start writing a Tavern Survival Guide for beginners, might have some marketing problems, but hey who ever lived to tell.' | ||||
"You shouldn't write a survival guide if you are the predominant person who dies," mumbled Charley as he sat at the bar. | ||||
'As I said, who lives to tell?' 'People read it through and give great comments and never live to tell after practicing it in actuality.' | ||||
"I could write a great survival guide for new people! It is just the fact that I am too lazy to write one for the whole 2 people that would read it." | ||||
"How about this;" | ||||
'Is it just me or was that too short and leaving people wondering on the lack of details.' | ||||
"If they go behind the bar, then why have more details?" :) | ||||
*sits down on chair and wonders why everyone is fighting* | ||||
*Charges in drunken rage and knocks Maximus off his chair, sitting there in place of Maximus* | ||||
*Walks in and brushes the cobwebs off the generic dead bodies* "Man...talk about a time gap!" | ||||
*moves around and shakes the dust off himself* "No kidding..." | ||||
*Walks out of a shower* | ||||
*is asleep | ||||
'A drink please, Druken De-, no a Tasidian Shot.' | ||||
"What the hell is a Tasidian Shot? You mean a Tasidian Draught?" | ||||
"It can be served in a shot I guess...not sure how well that works since it is a drink built on good taste, not strong alcohol content." | ||||
'Well if it's entirely built on taste then I have no qualms to an entire draught.' | ||||
"It is not entirely built upon taste......but whatever." | ||||
[[OOC: Testing something... spam Spam SPAM =O! SPAM HAS BEEN UNBLOCKED! A glorious change in the forums, Zeta has introduced!]] *Septim buys everybody a round of drinks to celebrate!* | ||||
* Cheerfully accepts a drink while cautiously looking around to ensure that not ZETA secret agents lurked hidden in the shadows amongst the numerous Tavern security. | ||||
*Wonders why Septim finally noticed after it being unblocked for several weeks already...* | ||||
*Thinks along the same line as Charley* | ||||
"Not that long ago..." | ||||
"So then why on Earth or won't you go ''there''? And what is the name of the planet where Tasidian is? | ||||
"I won't go back to the inactivity. I ended up having to do things myself. As for where Tasidian was...the world was named Alras." | ||||
'A pity,' sips his drink. | ||||
"If man cannot live in another's home, he shall build his own." | ||||
"I don't think you have a problem with the living part. only the hospitality and maintenance part.' | ||||
"You speak like it is a future thought..." | ||||
"Well don't go much by my words then." | ||||
"Elsewhere...far from these lands...but I shall not abandon these grounds..." | ||||
(Smiles)"These grounds are those that I don't believe any of us will be able to leave.......at least not for long." | ||||
"There is a fair land out there...but only the most reknowned and great heroes and warriors may reach them. A perilous path awaits those that attempt such a journey." | ||||
*wonders why Himanil and Charley are talking all civilized, and pulls out a sporkpistol* "THIS IS VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *shoots at everyone, then commits suicide in an awesome explosion of fire* | ||||
*Noticed that Travis missed him* "Poor lad...always crazy in the head..." | ||||
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