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Ye Olde Taverne
01:02:00 Jun 26th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis dies, and Arvious takes his place.*

"Barkeep!  I want Charley to stop killing people randomly!:


"What? I just stabbed him...it wasn't a sharpened trampoline...now that would hurt."


03:38:56 Jun 26th 09 - Sir Pesterd:

*quickly runs to Charleys side*


"Dude.. The Taverne security is gonna be jumping all over you..!! Run before its too late"


"Tavern security? Why would they bother me? I am one of the oldest remaining patrons here!"


08:07:20 Jun 26th 09 - Sir Pesterd:

"Sir... You have recently killed a person.. they will be hunting you down as soon as possible!!"


"Who is they? I know how to work Scientist's magical defenses! I would like to see them get past those! Old Scientist was my old mentor and left me with a good deal of knowledge about this place."


21:57:18 Jun 26th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"Killing someone triggers no defense. Putting one finger behind the bar on the other hand..."


09:32:53 Jun 27th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

(Has earmuffs on)
*Walks behind the bar*


15:46:33 Jun 27th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*watches as a presence disintegrates the earmuffs, and uses the dust formed by the earmuffs to decapitate Himanil

"What makes you think you're so different?"


*Walks behind the bar, sweeps Himanil's remains into a bucket and throws the bucket out the window*

"Damn dust really isn't good for my lungs."


17:30:47 Jun 27th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Reforms and enters the Tavern again his memory totally gone except for a vague memory of a painful sensation in a place called the bar*

*Walks back behind the bar thinking about deja vu*


*Impales Himanil upon a pike and vaporizes his body.  Sucks up the vapor with a strange wolf that had huge lung capacity and set it on fire before throwing it out the window*

"Man, I am going to run out of ideas..."


18:38:37 Jun 27th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Enters the Tavern again with the same sensation as before but prefers to sit on a chair after breaking the neck of a patron who said he smelt like a wolf, choosing to sit down as he felt a bit too painful for some reason*


18:56:43 Jun 27th 09 - Prince Validus Septim III:

*Whoever walked behind the bar turns to dust, then into a kitten*

"Alright then..."

*fills any orders*


11:32:16 Jun 28th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*drinks Septim shot*

"Wow, things've really become repetitive here..."


15:38:53 Jun 28th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'Indeed for the first time thing are becoming so predictable that I might perhaps start writing a Tavern Survival Guide for beginners, might have some marketing problems, but hey who ever lived to tell.'


"You shouldn't write a survival guide if you are the predominant person who dies," mumbled Charley as he sat at the bar.


17:01:22 Jun 28th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'As I said, who lives to tell?' 'People read it through and give great comments and never live to tell after practicing it in actuality.'


"I could write a great survival guide for new people! It is just the fact that I am too lazy to write one for the whole 2 people that would read it."


18:38:46 Jun 28th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"How about this;"

*Demonsul clears his throat*

"Tavern Survival guide, by Demonsul. Number one, Don't go behind the bar ever. The end."


19:02:48 Jun 28th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'Is it just me or was that too short and leaving people wondering on the lack of details.'


"If they go behind the bar, then why have more details?" :)


20:16:47 Jun 28th 09 - Mr. Maximus II:

*sits down on chair and wonders why everyone is fighting*


04:31:36 Jun 29th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Charges in drunken rage and knocks Maximus off his chair, sitting there in place of Maximus*


*Walks in and brushes the cobwebs off the generic dead bodies*

"Man...talk about a time gap!"


08:23:15 Jul 6th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:

*moves around and shakes the dust off himself*

"No kidding..."


11:30:09 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Walks out of a shower*
'Damn these threads of time come off hard, especially more so where fights are concerned.'


17:06:45 Jul 6th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*is asleep


05:01:12 Jul 7th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'A drink please, Druken De-, no a Tasidian Shot.'
Mutters to himself, 'That is if even the crafty Septim can find the right bottle in the dust.'


05:10:48 Jul 7th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:

"What the hell is a Tasidian Shot? You mean a Tasidian Draught?"


"It can be served in a shot I guess...not sure how well that works since it is a drink built on good taste, not strong alcohol content."


07:36:55 Jul 7th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'Well if it's entirely built on taste then I have no qualms to an entire draught.'
(Hears laughing as enlightenement suddenly dawns upon him'Hey who the hell stole my taste buds.....'


"It is not entirely built upon taste......but whatever."


18:23:46 Jul 8th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:

[[OOC: Testing something...

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=O! SPAM HAS BEEN UNBLOCKED! A glorious change in the forums, Zeta has introduced!]]

*Septim buys everybody a round of drinks to celebrate!*


18:53:48 Jul 8th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

* Cheerfully accepts a drink while cautiously looking around to ensure that not ZETA secret agents lurked hidden in the shadows amongst the numerous Tavern security.


*Wonders why Septim finally noticed after it being unblocked for several weeks already...*


04:06:30 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Thinks along the same line as Charley*
'Really Septim when I was allowed back, you ought've figured it...........


"Not that long ago..."


04:17:22 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

"So then why on Earth or won't you go ''there''? And what is the name of the planet where Tasidian is?


"I won't go back to the inactivity.  I ended up having to do things myself.  As for where Tasidian was...the world was named Alras."


06:15:41 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'A pity,' sips his drink.
Well you could at least drop by some times, I mean honestly if not there then where else will you go?


"If man cannot live in another's home, he shall build his own."


06:32:01 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

"I don't think you have a problem with the living part. only the hospitality and maintenance part.'
"So will you actually build your own?"


"You speak like it is a future thought..."


06:36:02 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

"Well don't go much by my words then."
"So your '''rented house''' burnt where be you headed now?"


"Elsewhere...far from these lands...but I shall not abandon these grounds..."


07:04:40 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

(Smiles)"These grounds are those that I don't believe any of us will be able to leave.......at least not for long."
"You have ventured across many lands Prince of Tasidian often as a king and often as a lowly common man, but I think that lands may just be running out unless one of you can create new ones, a fair land that will actually last."


"There is a fair land out there...but only the most reknowned and great heroes and warriors may reach them.  A perilous path awaits those that attempt such a journey."


19:50:49 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*wonders why Himanil and Charley are talking all civilized, and pulls out a sporkpistol*

"THIS IS VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*shoots at everyone, then commits suicide in an awesome explosion of fire*


*Noticed that Travis missed him*

"Poor lad...always crazy in the head..."


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