Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
23:21:56 Feb 3rd 07 - Duke Efrandor: Wakes up from strange drunken dreams and sees Spoon running away, quickly gets up on all five and runs after Spoon, once caught up with him he jumps all over him and brings up a Mariestads." - Moahahaha, drink this you motherfecker!! Pours the beer all over Spoon.* - hihihihiihihihiihihihhi!! In your face!
05:01:22 Feb 5th 07 - Sir Senturu: grabs Efrandor and pulls him off of spoon.. then grabs spoon and shoves him under the tap drink till you cant read starts up the tap and gallons of beer flow into Spoons mouth
10:00:54 Feb 6th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Starts dancing the "Arnie in Gilbert Grabe"-dance with sounds.. - Yiiii for Sentie!!
01:35:53 Feb 12th 07 - Mr. Yoshintaku: hello all im new to this town can i get a drink please.
03:34:52 Feb 12th 07 - Sir Senturu: looks at yoshintaku how old are you? you dont look 21
04:14:23 Feb 12th 07 - Mr. Yoshintaku: Hey look a distraction. Senturu looks where yoshintaku is pointing pushes spoon out of the way and starts drinking the beer
10:01:52 Feb 12th 07 - Sir Senturu: senturu grabs his mighty club and hits Yoshintaku over the head ok. i think its time we teach you what happens to those who steal our beer. spoon. Efrandor. and anyone else who wants to help. come with me to the bathroom. when were done he wont be able to sit down for months. drags Yoshintaku to the bathroom
19:41:26 Feb 12th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Does the "Arnie" to the bathroom. - Boom boom boom!! Hit that rack, kill that rack, teach that rack!! Can I have the club please oh please Senturu...? Rubs the nose with a finger.
21:39:58 Feb 12th 07 - Mr. Yoshintaku: Ok Ok im sorry heres double dont hurt me!
12:03:57 Feb 17th 07 - Mr. Scientist: Scientist walks in /Drinks for everyone please barkeep! Walks over to Efrandor Hey man here have a nice large one on me..... Hands Efrandor a glass filled to the brim with a green liquid
12:54:02 Feb 17th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Looks up to Scientist - You are by far the best Scientist I've ever meet, the last one cut of my nose and didn't put it back, I had to sow it back...
13:31:20 Feb 17th 07 - Mr. Scientist: You sure that wasn't me many years ago. I do remember having evil tendancies back then......... Sits there and thinks back to his past with a huge grin on his face
19:29:02 Feb 17th 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Well then, I believe you owe me two beers!!
11:44:21 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Scientist: 'now now Effie, no need to be greedy, I may be rich but my lands are slowly becoming few and far apart. I think that it would be best if you only had the one, other wise you may lose your nose again' Scientist hints down to under the table where he has an array of surgery tools
13:29:09 Feb 19th 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Only kidding!! One beer is GREAT!! Yeay, yihaa, hooja!! Pees his pants..
22:49:42 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Scientist: Looks at the puddle slowly forming under Efrandors chair 'Barkeep would you like to check this persons ID, they seem to still need a diaper so I'm not sure that they should be drinking' Sneakily slides the drink back that he gave Efrandor just to make sure he isn't arrested for supplying alcohol to minors
22:03:48 Feb 20th 07 - Sir Senturu: hey. who's been giving my Beer away? and Efrandor lets see some ID stands in front of Efrandor holding his huge people beating club
23:14:21 Feb 20th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Sneaks out to the bathroom, passing by the bar and takes some 'Mariestads' with him. - I just gotta.... check on something... euhm... I'll show ya the ID soon, aight...
00:24:39 Feb 21st 07 - Mr. Tyra Jil: Trya'Jil grins, murming a breif spell before Efrandor's feet turn to stone. Tyra'Jil spoke, "I tied that spell so that you can't reverse it until Senturu lets you go." Noyanna laughs, throwing her head back.
12:17:53 Feb 21st 07 - Duke Efrandor: Looks down, looks at Tyra Jil. - Wow.. thanks babe, that was a big help... well well.. psscsht Effie opens one of the Mariestads and starts drinking where he is..
13:18:31 Feb 21st 07 - Sir Senturu: senturu takes the club and hits Tyra jil over the head with it no one casts magic in here unless i say soo he then walks over to Efrandor. either let me see your ID or pay up on your tab. so far it comes to $4,832,293,291,926.79
00:50:36 Feb 23rd 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: ... ill chip in about 2,000 efrandor your tab is now $4,832,293,289,926.79 sorry thats all i got =(
00:57:56 Feb 23rd 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: snatches the club from senturus hand shoots it at effie then takes it and hits tyra jil in the head and laughs so hard he drops the club and it lands on a squirl thats stuck on the ground because it barried its nuts
14:40:37 Feb 23rd 07 - Duke Efrandor: Takes the club, hits Roman Paladin and gives the club to Senturu. - It's HIS club dammit!! Ok Senturu, here's the deal... hick i forgot my ID at home along with my wallet.. I know I know, it sounds rather weird, but it's true.. how about you just hit me with the club once or twice and then we're even..? hick hick.... .... .... ....hick
19:59:54 Feb 23rd 07 - Sir Senturu: ok begins to beat the life outa Efrandor thats better. heres a free beer :)
21:49:06 Feb 23rd 07 - Sir Tyra Jil: Tyra'Jil glares at Roman Paladin before turning him into a bar rag for about an hour, afterwards, a bleeding, unclad, and unconcious Roman Paladin is handing upside down outside the tavern strung up upside down in the pouring rain. Noyanna looks at her mate and speaks, "You're evil..." Tyra'Jil growls, "He had it coming..."
22:34:41 Feb 23rd 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Thanks Sentie, Effie says and coughs some blood, he looks over at Tyra'Jil and starts singing; He.. had... it COMMING, he had it comming, if you had been there, if you had seen it, I bet that you would have done the same!!
00:17:37 Feb 24th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: wakes up,bites the strings and falls on his head making him slightly dizzy then finds the door and falls through it ok what ever here tyra jil hands tyra jill 10000 goldplz dont do that again ok and effie shut up and stop talking to me if u want 10000 aswell...and senturu sorry about turning your bar into some kind of mosh pit thing hands over 10000 goldfree beers on effie...i mean me (Edited by Mr. Roman Paladin 2/24/2007 12:18:22 AM)
02:15:34 Feb 24th 07 - Sir Scientist: Scientist wakes from his drunken sleep on the far table and looks around at the havoc that is unfolding "Effie, where is my wallet gone? I had it with me a minute ago before I fell asleep" Looks down at his watch and notices the date "Ok make that the other day when I fell asleep, have I really been out that long?" Gets up and walks over to the spot where Efrandor is still stuck with his feet in stone "Well since your not going anywhere, here have a beer, Senturu told me to tell you it was on the house" Scientist sneaks over the bar, grabs a beer and gives it to Efrandor without Senturu seeing
13:26:09 Feb 24th 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Eeuhm.... I have noooo idea where your wallet is... perhaps Sentie tought it was mine and took it for the bar tab... euuhm... who knows, hehe... euhm..... Gets scared t odeath as Scientist gets closer.. - Oooooh!! You wanted to give me a beer, well wow thank you, you are SUCH a good pal! hick Could I get another one..? hick
18:00:52 Feb 24th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: hey senti effie just stole a beer from you i think he used magic to get it because i dont think hes going any where... can i hit him in the head with your club?
20:08:36 Feb 24th 07 - Sir Senturu: hey Efrandor why does your wallet have a pic of Scientist? you two arnt.....yea....u know.....never mind i dont wanna know. takes the money out of it and hands it to Efrandor Roman no you cant use my club. and Efrandor cant use magic. hits roman several times with his club you must of done it and blame him for it
01:21:08 Feb 25th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: sudenly pulls a shot gun out of his ass FUK U MOTHA FUKAS!!!!!!! shoots senturu in the face oh beep i didnt even try to shoot him i thought it was a fake gun runs around in circles screaming like a little 4 year old girl who didnt get her barby doll she wanted
03:04:59 Feb 25th 07 - Sir Senturu: shakes off the shells from the shot gun ouch that kinda hurt. procedes to beat the living crap outa Roman
03:26:04 Feb 25th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Takes out a longbow from his ass and joins in on the "Beat-the-living-crap-out-of-Roman", while still standing in stone on the tavern floor - Yiihaaa!!!
12:45:01 Feb 25th 07 - Sir Scientist: Walks closer to Efrandor until towering over him and notices the wallet "So you do have my wallet!!" Grabs a keg of beer and puts it down next to Efrandor "Senturu, Efrandor managed to get a keg of beer from behind your bar, and he is a thief, stealing my wallet, your beer. What hasn't he stolen?" Sits down and angrily stares at Senturu
17:49:43 Feb 25th 07 - Sir Senturu: oh so u are stealing my beer. well im gonna beat you then tell ur wife. she is gonna scratch the crap out of u. stopbeepting Roman and starts beating Efrandor. breaks his two legs and one arm there at least you can still drink beer :)
20:40:05 Feb 25th 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Well... I guess I deserved that assload of beating didn't I...? However, you could have saved my genitales as well... me and my wife wanted another cat... well well, I'll be happy if I can get a beer for the moment..
01:27:13 Feb 26th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: FUK U ALL... walks out of the tavern and comes back 5 minutes later with a golf club when i said fuk u all i meant efrandor stealing all; that beer give the other people who can walk a chance to drink starts beating the living tar out of effie with his golf cluib till it bends *SHLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U STUPID BLTCH U BENT MY GOLF CLUB,THAT CLUB COSTED ME 9999.99$... U RDY TO DIE!?!?!?!* (Edited by Mr. Roman Paladin 2/26/2007 1:28:26 AM)
01:29:51 Feb 26th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: and uhmm y is effie still allowed to drink when he hasnt even payd all his tab??? he still ows u big time $4,832,293,289,926.79
01:49:11 Feb 26th 07 - Sir Senturu: well...uhh....he paid me...err his wife paid me ;) proceedes to beat the crap outa Roman i do the beating around here
02:10:29 Feb 26th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Coughs some blood - Yes Paladin, since Senturu promised me to make my wife pregnant with another cat again I said it was ok..
10:55:27 Feb 26th 07 - Ms. Isis: Shy ms. Isis enters the tavern, goes to the bar, pushes away the drunken lads and whispers "Bartender, gimme white whine, if you please"
11:52:57 Feb 26th 07 - Sir Senturu: yells over to Isis um. what do you want? im over here ?
12:04:43 Feb 26th 07 - Ms. Isis: are u refereing to my drink or sexual intercourse? :p
12:55:26 Feb 26th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Coughs some more blood - Hey kiddo! I would like to do some reference to sexual intercourse please!? Get over here! cough cough hick
13:38:33 Feb 26th 07 - Sir Senturu: your in no shape for that Efrandor. but ms. isis ill take care of your sexual intercourse problem :D
20:54:14 Feb 26th 07 - Sir Scientist: Scientist stands up 'Is that anyway to treat a lovely lady? To use such a forward approach with such a lady is just rude' Walks over to Isis 'May I buy you your wine m'lady, it would be my pleasure' Pays Senturu for the wine and goes back to his table to sit down with his drink
21:51:25 Feb 26th 07 - Duke Salamon: walks into the Taverne Salamon mutters Hm...it reaks in here..... goes to sit down for a bit and rest his tired legs
22:11:39 Feb 26th 07 - Ms. Isis: Oh Sir scientist, I am most flatered by your actions. Would you let me accompany on thy table?
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Ye Olde Taverne
23:21:56 Feb 3rd 07 - Duke Efrandor: Wakes up from strange drunken dreams and sees Spoon running away, quickly gets up on all five and runs after Spoon, once caught up with him he jumps all over him and brings up a Mariestads." - Moahahaha, drink this you motherfecker!! Pours the beer all over Spoon.* - hihihihiihihihiihihihhi!! In your face!
05:01:22 Feb 5th 07 - Sir Senturu: grabs Efrandor and pulls him off of spoon.. then grabs spoon and shoves him under the tap drink till you cant read starts up the tap and gallons of beer flow into Spoons mouth
10:00:54 Feb 6th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Starts dancing the "Arnie in Gilbert Grabe"-dance with sounds.. - Yiiii for Sentie!!
01:35:53 Feb 12th 07 - Mr. Yoshintaku: hello all im new to this town can i get a drink please.
03:34:52 Feb 12th 07 - Sir Senturu: looks at yoshintaku how old are you? you dont look 21
04:14:23 Feb 12th 07 - Mr. Yoshintaku: Hey look a distraction. Senturu looks where yoshintaku is pointing pushes spoon out of the way and starts drinking the beer
10:01:52 Feb 12th 07 - Sir Senturu: senturu grabs his mighty club and hits Yoshintaku over the head ok. i think its time we teach you what happens to those who steal our beer. spoon. Efrandor. and anyone else who wants to help. come with me to the bathroom. when were done he wont be able to sit down for months. drags Yoshintaku to the bathroom
19:41:26 Feb 12th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Does the "Arnie" to the bathroom. - Boom boom boom!! Hit that rack, kill that rack, teach that rack!! Can I have the club please oh please Senturu...? Rubs the nose with a finger.
21:39:58 Feb 12th 07 - Mr. Yoshintaku: Ok Ok im sorry heres double dont hurt me!
12:03:57 Feb 17th 07 - Mr. Scientist: Scientist walks in /Drinks for everyone please barkeep! Walks over to Efrandor Hey man here have a nice large one on me..... Hands Efrandor a glass filled to the brim with a green liquid
12:54:02 Feb 17th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Looks up to Scientist - You are by far the best Scientist I've ever meet, the last one cut of my nose and didn't put it back, I had to sow it back...
13:31:20 Feb 17th 07 - Mr. Scientist: You sure that wasn't me many years ago. I do remember having evil tendancies back then......... Sits there and thinks back to his past with a huge grin on his face
19:29:02 Feb 17th 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Well then, I believe you owe me two beers!!
11:44:21 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Scientist: 'now now Effie, no need to be greedy, I may be rich but my lands are slowly becoming few and far apart. I think that it would be best if you only had the one, other wise you may lose your nose again' Scientist hints down to under the table where he has an array of surgery tools
13:29:09 Feb 19th 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Only kidding!! One beer is GREAT!! Yeay, yihaa, hooja!! Pees his pants..
22:49:42 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Scientist: Looks at the puddle slowly forming under Efrandors chair 'Barkeep would you like to check this persons ID, they seem to still need a diaper so I'm not sure that they should be drinking' Sneakily slides the drink back that he gave Efrandor just to make sure he isn't arrested for supplying alcohol to minors
22:03:48 Feb 20th 07 - Sir Senturu: hey. who's been giving my Beer away? and Efrandor lets see some ID stands in front of Efrandor holding his huge people beating club
23:14:21 Feb 20th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Sneaks out to the bathroom, passing by the bar and takes some 'Mariestads' with him. - I just gotta.... check on something... euhm... I'll show ya the ID soon, aight...
00:24:39 Feb 21st 07 - Mr. Tyra Jil: Trya'Jil grins, murming a breif spell before Efrandor's feet turn to stone. Tyra'Jil spoke, "I tied that spell so that you can't reverse it until Senturu lets you go." Noyanna laughs, throwing her head back.
12:17:53 Feb 21st 07 - Duke Efrandor: Looks down, looks at Tyra Jil. - Wow.. thanks babe, that was a big help... well well.. psscsht Effie opens one of the Mariestads and starts drinking where he is..
13:18:31 Feb 21st 07 - Sir Senturu: senturu takes the club and hits Tyra jil over the head with it no one casts magic in here unless i say soo he then walks over to Efrandor. either let me see your ID or pay up on your tab. so far it comes to $4,832,293,291,926.79
00:50:36 Feb 23rd 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: ... ill chip in about 2,000 efrandor your tab is now $4,832,293,289,926.79 sorry thats all i got =(
00:57:56 Feb 23rd 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: snatches the club from senturus hand shoots it at effie then takes it and hits tyra jil in the head and laughs so hard he drops the club and it lands on a squirl thats stuck on the ground because it barried its nuts
14:40:37 Feb 23rd 07 - Duke Efrandor: Takes the club, hits Roman Paladin and gives the club to Senturu. - It's HIS club dammit!! Ok Senturu, here's the deal... hick i forgot my ID at home along with my wallet.. I know I know, it sounds rather weird, but it's true.. how about you just hit me with the club once or twice and then we're even..? hick hick.... .... .... ....hick
19:59:54 Feb 23rd 07 - Sir Senturu: ok begins to beat the life outa Efrandor thats better. heres a free beer :)
21:49:06 Feb 23rd 07 - Sir Tyra Jil: Tyra'Jil glares at Roman Paladin before turning him into a bar rag for about an hour, afterwards, a bleeding, unclad, and unconcious Roman Paladin is handing upside down outside the tavern strung up upside down in the pouring rain. Noyanna looks at her mate and speaks, "You're evil..." Tyra'Jil growls, "He had it coming..."
22:34:41 Feb 23rd 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Thanks Sentie, Effie says and coughs some blood, he looks over at Tyra'Jil and starts singing; He.. had... it COMMING, he had it comming, if you had been there, if you had seen it, I bet that you would have done the same!!
00:17:37 Feb 24th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: wakes up,bites the strings and falls on his head making him slightly dizzy then finds the door and falls through it ok what ever here tyra jil hands tyra jill 10000 goldplz dont do that again ok and effie shut up and stop talking to me if u want 10000 aswell...and senturu sorry about turning your bar into some kind of mosh pit thing hands over 10000 goldfree beers on effie...i mean me (Edited by Mr. Roman Paladin 2/24/2007 12:18:22 AM)
02:15:34 Feb 24th 07 - Sir Scientist: Scientist wakes from his drunken sleep on the far table and looks around at the havoc that is unfolding "Effie, where is my wallet gone? I had it with me a minute ago before I fell asleep" Looks down at his watch and notices the date "Ok make that the other day when I fell asleep, have I really been out that long?" Gets up and walks over to the spot where Efrandor is still stuck with his feet in stone "Well since your not going anywhere, here have a beer, Senturu told me to tell you it was on the house" Scientist sneaks over the bar, grabs a beer and gives it to Efrandor without Senturu seeing
13:26:09 Feb 24th 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Eeuhm.... I have noooo idea where your wallet is... perhaps Sentie tought it was mine and took it for the bar tab... euuhm... who knows, hehe... euhm..... Gets scared t odeath as Scientist gets closer.. - Oooooh!! You wanted to give me a beer, well wow thank you, you are SUCH a good pal! hick Could I get another one..? hick
18:00:52 Feb 24th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: hey senti effie just stole a beer from you i think he used magic to get it because i dont think hes going any where... can i hit him in the head with your club?
20:08:36 Feb 24th 07 - Sir Senturu: hey Efrandor why does your wallet have a pic of Scientist? you two arnt.....yea....u know.....never mind i dont wanna know. takes the money out of it and hands it to Efrandor Roman no you cant use my club. and Efrandor cant use magic. hits roman several times with his club you must of done it and blame him for it
01:21:08 Feb 25th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: sudenly pulls a shot gun out of his ass FUK U MOTHA FUKAS!!!!!!! shoots senturu in the face oh beep i didnt even try to shoot him i thought it was a fake gun runs around in circles screaming like a little 4 year old girl who didnt get her barby doll she wanted
03:04:59 Feb 25th 07 - Sir Senturu: shakes off the shells from the shot gun ouch that kinda hurt. procedes to beat the living crap outa Roman
03:26:04 Feb 25th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Takes out a longbow from his ass and joins in on the "Beat-the-living-crap-out-of-Roman", while still standing in stone on the tavern floor - Yiihaaa!!!
12:45:01 Feb 25th 07 - Sir Scientist: Walks closer to Efrandor until towering over him and notices the wallet "So you do have my wallet!!" Grabs a keg of beer and puts it down next to Efrandor "Senturu, Efrandor managed to get a keg of beer from behind your bar, and he is a thief, stealing my wallet, your beer. What hasn't he stolen?" Sits down and angrily stares at Senturu
17:49:43 Feb 25th 07 - Sir Senturu: oh so u are stealing my beer. well im gonna beat you then tell ur wife. she is gonna scratch the crap out of u. stopbeepting Roman and starts beating Efrandor. breaks his two legs and one arm there at least you can still drink beer :)
20:40:05 Feb 25th 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Well... I guess I deserved that assload of beating didn't I...? However, you could have saved my genitales as well... me and my wife wanted another cat... well well, I'll be happy if I can get a beer for the moment..
01:27:13 Feb 26th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: FUK U ALL... walks out of the tavern and comes back 5 minutes later with a golf club when i said fuk u all i meant efrandor stealing all; that beer give the other people who can walk a chance to drink starts beating the living tar out of effie with his golf cluib till it bends *SHLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U STUPID BLTCH U BENT MY GOLF CLUB,THAT CLUB COSTED ME 9999.99$... U RDY TO DIE!?!?!?!* (Edited by Mr. Roman Paladin 2/26/2007 1:28:26 AM)
01:29:51 Feb 26th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: and uhmm y is effie still allowed to drink when he hasnt even payd all his tab??? he still ows u big time $4,832,293,289,926.79
01:49:11 Feb 26th 07 - Sir Senturu: well...uhh....he paid me...err his wife paid me ;) proceedes to beat the crap outa Roman i do the beating around here
02:10:29 Feb 26th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Coughs some blood - Yes Paladin, since Senturu promised me to make my wife pregnant with another cat again I said it was ok..
10:55:27 Feb 26th 07 - Ms. Isis: Shy ms. Isis enters the tavern, goes to the bar, pushes away the drunken lads and whispers "Bartender, gimme white whine, if you please"
11:52:57 Feb 26th 07 - Sir Senturu: yells over to Isis um. what do you want? im over here ?
12:04:43 Feb 26th 07 - Ms. Isis: are u refereing to my drink or sexual intercourse? :p
12:55:26 Feb 26th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Coughs some more blood - Hey kiddo! I would like to do some reference to sexual intercourse please!? Get over here! cough cough hick
13:38:33 Feb 26th 07 - Sir Senturu: your in no shape for that Efrandor. but ms. isis ill take care of your sexual intercourse problem :D
20:54:14 Feb 26th 07 - Sir Scientist: Scientist stands up 'Is that anyway to treat a lovely lady? To use such a forward approach with such a lady is just rude' Walks over to Isis 'May I buy you your wine m'lady, it would be my pleasure' Pays Senturu for the wine and goes back to his table to sit down with his drink
21:51:25 Feb 26th 07 - Duke Salamon: walks into the Taverne Salamon mutters Hm...it reaks in here..... goes to sit down for a bit and rest his tired legs
22:11:39 Feb 26th 07 - Ms. Isis: Oh Sir scientist, I am most flatered by your actions. Would you let me accompany on thy table?
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