Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne

03:09:12 Aug 28th 09 - Mr. Himanil VII:

What the F.

03:38:25 Aug 28th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

"Well, I'm the longest running one so far. Senturu and Salamon came before me though, Scientist was a substitute for Senturu."

04:44:06 Aug 28th 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

"It is kind of sad that I am like Scientist the Second" :p

11:10:44 Aug 28th 09 - Mr. Himanil VII:

"Willing to say that in a court of law Mr. Demonsul," asks a newly appeared litigant.

"Annnyway," continues Himanil as the now arrow torn and sword shredded body of the litigant is dragged away, "Were you officially appointed to this position and on what page of the Tavern does your first ever post lie?"

12:34:12 Aug 28th 09 - Duke Windcsar The Random:

"...heres the debate...next comes the godmodding"

17:20:52 Aug 28th 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

"Im confused about what Himanil is rambling..."

17:41:50 Aug 28th 09 - Mr. Himanil VII:

"Many are Charley, many are............"

17:22:56 Aug 29th 09 - Duke Windcsar The Random:

"...um....could you repeat that? you confused me º_º"

17:43:40 Sep 2nd 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*continues cleaning a glass*

19:57:11 Sep 2nd 09 - Mr. Brett The Hitmanhart:

*Hitman walks in*
"now this place is finally sexy with me here!"

12:33:22 Sep 3rd 09 - Duke Windcsar The Random:

"WRONG!...only stirlin or random can make it sexy"

13:43:24 Sep 3rd 09 - Mr. Brett The Hitmanhart:

*Hitman pokes Randon in the eye, grabs him in a headlock, whips out a permanent marker and writes NOT SEXY across his forehead"

"look... Not a sexy scribbleface!

14:59:14 Sep 3rd 09 - Mr. Himanil VII:

"Lol, when was the last time Random was here."

15:47:26 Sep 3rd 09 - Mr. Brett The Hitmanhart:

he dont come no more? It been about 10 era's since i stepped in here.

*Grabs Himanil by the throat, lifts him in the air, pulls our the marking pen and writes RANDOM on his forehead.

"good... a Random Scribbleface!

16:37:40 Sep 3rd 09 - Mr. Himanil VII:

*Cleans his face with a Rabble Scribbleface Remover*
"You do realize that the moment you stepped in here your chances of getting into a lethally mortal fight just went through the roof all the way to Zeta's abode, which I can assure you is very far off indeed."

22:15:29 Sep 3rd 09 - Mr. Brett The Hitmanhart:

Barman...I'll have a peanut butter whiskey!

*Grabs Hamnil again, stuffs his feet in his ears, wraps him in parcel tape, pulls out marker pen and writes an address in Somalia on his forehead, before stuffing him in the post box"

"hmm... aPost It scribbleface" he mutters

00:06:04 Sep 4th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Pours Brett a peanut butter whiskey and slides it to him*

21:48:30 Sep 6th 09 - Duke Windcsar The Random:

*pulls the box out of the post, pulls himanil out, unwraps him and sets him gently on the ground after cleaning his face with Rabble Scribbleface Remover*

*pulls out a 44. Magnum and puts a large hole in hitman's face*

*windscar then folds him up and puts him in the box. he then steals the marker from the back pocket of bretts pants, draws a hitler stash on him, and write on his forehead, "dumb for attacking himanil while windscar was around."*

*seals the box with packing tape, wraps a chain around it, adds a lock, pulls out a welding gun and welds the lock on. writes the address to siberia, and then finishes it off with a note that says "DO NOT OPEN TIL XMAS"*

*puts the box in the post and then hands the marker to septim*

"would you put this in the spam-cinerator?"

03:35:07 Sep 7th 09 - Mr. Himanil VII:

*Gets up rubbing his neck*
"Honestly now, the day I get started Brett you're really gonna wish that you were in the deepest holes in Siberia."

09:28:08 Sep 7th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Septim eats the marker, and burps a bit of spam-scented smoke*

"There you are..."

16:14:18 Sep 7th 09 - Duke Windscar The Halo Fan:

"that was cool"

*a mail man comes up to windscar and hands him a clipboard. windscar signs it and the mailmain puts the box in his truck and drives off*

"that guy looked strangely familiar....oh well....because of my new name, i shall now be using various weapons from halo in taverne outbreaks....just a heads up"

17:45:50 Sep 7th 09 - Lord Pesterd:

*walks in slowly*

"hear ye hear ye... havent been in this place in ages"

18:13:01 Sep 7th 09 - Duke Windscar The Halo Fan:

"o....k?"

*presses a button and a welcome back cake falls out of the cieling and on to pesterds head*

"oops...i've been meaning to get that trap door moved"

19:18:41 Sep 7th 09 - Lord Pesterd:

*stands up looking all dizzy*

"hey... what with all these small yellow birds chirping above my head???"

21:21:36 Sep 7th 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

"You use any of your evil weapons Windscar, and I will be forced to 'ask' you to leave." :)

01:00:21 Sep 8th 09 - Lord Pesterd:

*gets out of the dizzy stage*

"Why thank you sir Charley, you have saved me from the evil windscar"

*kissed charley and sits down in a chair*

03:15:36 Sep 8th 09 - Sir Himanil VIII:

*Freezes for posterity the image of Pesterd kissing Charley and summons an unbeatable army around him while rushing to the office of Ancient Mail*

04:01:51 Sep 8th 09 - Lord Pesterd:

*looks at the weird guy holding a wrinkly old peice of parchment from like the 1200's*

"hey.. whatchya got there?? a peice of nothing!! haahaha stinker face...."

*feels a little bit dizzy*

06:04:08 Sep 8th 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

*Impales Himanil upon a pike and pays off his entire army to join him instead.*

06:32:55 Sep 8th 09 - Mr. Some Fcked Dude:

*runs in the taverne realy fast*

*shouts*HEY charley!!!

*punches charley and runs out the taverne laughing knowing he has jus started a bar fight*

11:01:07 Sep 8th 09 - Sir Himanil VIII:

*Erects some defences for future anti-Some Fcked Due Intrusions*

11:13:39 Sep 8th 09 - Mr. Some Fcked Dude:

*comes back to the taverne*
sorry for my interuption before!!
i have somewhat of a split personality!!

but do you know what helps it!!
a bottle of you'r finest beverage!!
*smiles at sir himanil hopeing he will forgive my sins of the past*

11:49:13 Sep 8th 09 - Sir Himanil VIII:

*Smiles back as a titanium-carbon alloy trap crashes down on Some Fcked Dude from both the sides reducing him to pulp*

"I do forgive you but it would appear that the traps wont."

13:26:29 Sep 8th 09 - Mr. Some Fcked Dude:

*gets up and laughes at himanil*
is that all you have got?
pfft!!
*pull's out his frost sword and chop's himanil's left toe of*
now can i pass!!
and choose you word carefully ;)

13:58:51 Sep 8th 09 - Sir Himanil VIII:

*Adds a tonic to his foot so that the chopped of part regrows*

"Just what has been the problem with this place over the past few days? People with bad grammar, lack of punctuation who think themselves to be super powered warriors owning this place have been regularly popping in without even trying to settle in."

17:56:30 Sep 8th 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

*Rolls his eyes*

"Actually, this has been going on for more than a few days...the irony..."

18:15:28 Sep 8th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*purchases a bottle of whiskey from himself, sticks a rag in it, lights the rag, and throws it at Himanil.*

"That's for trying to bring an army in here...can't you see the sign?"

*points to a nearly invisible sign that says "Do not bring armies into the tavern unless the army is willing to purchase large quantities of alcohol*

18:25:00 Sep 8th 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

*Points to a smaller sign that looks like it was made with a piece of tree bark and blood.*

"No Himanil's Allowed"

18:59:18 Sep 8th 09 - Sir Himanil VIII:

"Sure I'll report a Himanil the moment I see one Charley. Though the name does strike a chord somewhere in my mind." "And I shall admit now perhaps as to how you might've felt with me overpowering the stuff and and all and henceforth I'll try to control it. But the slandering about the grammar and punctuations. *Rolls Eyes*

*Tweaks his wallet and looks around timidly before walking up to the bar*
"So....um.....eh, just how much is the minimum requirement for alcohol purchases for a personal army of say.......1,000 men to start off with?"

22:40:49 Sep 8th 09 - Duke Windscar The Halo Fan:

Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV

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15:21:36 Sep 7th 09

"You use any of your evil weapons Windscar, and I will be forced to 'ask' you to leave." :)

"what did i do?...nothing i can think of...other than not moving the welcome back cake door...i always forget people like to stand ON the X."

*looks at the squished man on the floor and noticed that hianil has a big toe that is smaller than all the rest of his toes.*

"i dont think you used enought tonic...erm...you should...uh...have that looked at?"

*runs to the nearest patron, pulls open their shirt, and vomits inside. he then looks up only to notice that it was a beautiful woman and smiles complimentingly.*

22:43:29 Sep 8th 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

"Keep in mind that no real women have been in this tavern for ages...so...that wasn't a real beautiful woman...as for the weapons...no future weapons are allowed. Period."

05:28:04 Sep 9th 09 - Mr. Pingvinai Daug:

* Ping walks in and kills everybody, chopping them into parts and selling them on ebay to taiwanese resturants.
noticing he has "retired" the barman, he pours himself a drink, before settling into his stool.
"Finally peace and quiet in this place"

05:40:00 Sep 9th 09 - Mr. Some Fcked Dude:

*thankfull he didnt get killed because he was hideing from the man women*
*i walk in and grab a seat next to the bar and pours my self a drink*

so ping!!
where are you travaling from?

11:26:25 Sep 9th 09 - Sir Himanil VIII:

*Waits to observe the reaction of the 2 Tier 1 Gods even as he wonders why Daug has dallen to one of the 7 most popular misonceptions in the Tavern*

12:48:20 Sep 9th 09 - Duke Windscar The Halo Fan:

*poofs into the tavern*

"man i lose so many clones in this place"

13:00:39 Sep 9th 09 - Mr. Some Fcked Dude:

*turns round sees windscar who he seen die*
ahhh :O
*crawl's under the nearest table and stay's there*
*closes his eyes*
its just a dream...IT'S JUST A DREAM...oh god i cant take this!!
*cry's like a baby girl* :'(

16:56:30 Sep 9th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*gets up and looks at Daug with uncontrollable rage in his eyes, he then rips out Daug's jugular vein with his pinky finger, shoves it down Daug's throat, and drags him to the center of the tavern where a massive hole waits. With a single stroke, Cidellus cuts off the hand that Daug used to grab the alcohol. He then prepares his trusty kicking leg*

"Theft of alcohol? THIS IS THE TAVERN!!!"

*kicks Daug into the random hole and presses a button, causing wooden panels reinforced with concrete to cover the hole*

"Now...for the other one..."

*chops off the arm that Some Fked Dude used to grab the stolen alcohol and kicks him into Slasher's hole, causing Slasher the Mongoose to shred him to pieces.*

17:02:33 Sep 9th 09 - Mr. Some Fcked Dude:

*shouts just before falling into the hole*
I WILL BE BACK FOR YOU!!!
I PROMISE.......
*falls into the pit and dies* ;)

18:11:18 Sep 9th 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

"Good show..."

*Applauds Septim*

19:44:50 Sep 9th 09 - Mr. Pingvinai Daug:

*pulling his trusty "wood reinforced with concrete" drill off his utility belt, he destroys the silly contraption, curses in his best Clint Eastwood mumble and proceeds to kill everyone again.
sitting down on his stool, he continues with his drink.
"wonder where that goofball Mr some something or other is" he mumbles.
Peace and quiet at last.

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