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Ye Olde Taverne
18:03:57 Oct 20th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

"I know! Well, maybe I don't exist! What if I'm simply a character created by the user's mind, and I only exist if the person continues using the compilation of magic!!! Help! GAH! I DON'T EXIST!!!"


18:25:32 Oct 20th 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:

*Stabs the Septim clone and tosses it out the window*

"Defective..."


18:29:40 Oct 20th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*another Septim clone walks in as two Septim clones drag the dead clone away, the clone puts on a pair of sunglasses and pulls out a metal tube. A flash occurs, and all the patrons begin staring absent-mindedly. Septim puts away the metal tube and the sunglasses, and jumps behind the bar as people begin to regain control of their mind, not knowing of the outburst that had just come from the defective clone.*

"Hey guys, anybody want a drink?"


18:30:30 Oct 20th 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:

"A nice golden ale here sir"

*Raises his hand so that you notice him and then puffs on his pipe*


18:32:58 Oct 20th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*pours Charley an ale and slides it down to him*


18:34:01 Oct 20th 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:

*Stops the sliding glass and sips at it*

"Ahh...nothing like a nice drink to start my day..."


22:27:11 Oct 20th 09 - Mr. Senturu:

*takes Charleys Ale and drinks it*

"yea, i know what ya mean"


22:56:54 Oct 20th 09 - Mr. Samual:

*walks out of the tavern to check on his stead, and looks at the ground beside the horse*

"You stupid horse you shat on the floor, cant you use a toilet"

*Walks back into the tavern, discrased by his horse and then notices one of the Septim clones*

"Do you think you could do somthing useful and clean the shit outside"

*Walks back over to the bar and orders another drink*


23:37:24 Oct 20th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*the clone cleans up the shit and teleports it into Samual's glass as Septim hands him an ale*


23:53:23 Oct 20th 09 - Mr. Arvious IX:

*Arvious is still staring blankly at a picture of Harrison Ford after Septim used the flash thing.*


00:10:11 Oct 21st 09 - Mr. Senturu:

*takes arvious's wallet*

around for everyone on Arvious!


00:27:32 Oct 21st 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:

*Takes Senturu's wallet, pays for everyone's drinks, and puts it back super sneaky-like.  Downs his drink and orders another*


01:07:32 Oct 21st 09 - Mr. Pointbreak:

Where is me Beer peps


01:37:02 Oct 21st 09 - Lord Himanil VIII:

"Septim, I was wondering as to when was the last time when you tried checking how much you earned from all that you earn selling drinks here. Or does it go to the Tavern foundation?"


01:40:42 Oct 21st 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:

"It goes to Drakos, the founder and owner of the tavern.  He comes here every once and awhile and collects the money."


01:46:23 Oct 21st 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

"I wonder when he's going to come next"

*Pulls up a lawn chair and waits*


02:34:19 Oct 21st 09 - Lord Himanil VIII:

"And what does he," points his finger towards Septim at the bar, "Get."


02:38:26 Oct 21st 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:

"He's already rich...why would he need more?"


03:07:57 Oct 21st 09 - Mr. Arvious IX:

"He gets a pat on the back and some medieval cocaine."


06:21:33 Oct 21st 09 - Mr. Senturu:

"exactly"

*senturu check his wallet and wonders where his monoply money went to*


06:26:23 Oct 21st 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

"My first fortune was made back when I owned a little place called Tales Tavern. Seloc burned it down, and I made a crapload of money from insurance I had purchased two hours before, it was great!"

*pours everybody's drinks*

"Besides, if I asked Drakos for a raise, he'd probably fire me."


06:29:04 Oct 21st 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:

*Gulps down his drink quickly*

"Yeah, and then I would probably have to replace you...if I already wasn't in charge of patrolling the lands for trolls and people called 'flamers.'"


06:46:07 Oct 21st 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

"Nah, a new clone would take my job. Don't worry about it."


11:07:22 Oct 21st 09 - Lord Himanil VIII:

"While clones my friend last along if there ever be some short circuiting in the mother system then all that one sees of the clones is the most prominent one being heralded for display in garlands."


16:43:14 Oct 22nd 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*suddenly awakes from his corner

"Damn, it keeps happening! I can't keep the activity at bay! It's stealing my life!"

*has a psychotic breakdown


16:46:04 Oct 22nd 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*slaps Demonsul around a bit with a large trout*


17:16:19 Oct 22nd 09 - Lord Himanil VIII:

*Moves up a large cache of fish and eyes the people around hopefully, intending to make profits seeing the sudden rise of popularity of the humble trout*

"Then do try and put both your activity and life to some use by getting some RP started in the forum."


17:24:33 Oct 22nd 09 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

Places Demonsul on a couch, and sits down in a comfy chair.
"So Demonsul, you had a psychotic breakdown. How do you feel about that?"


18:19:10 Oct 22nd 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

"Also, he got slapped with a large trout...Demonsul, how do you feel about THAT?"


23:12:55 Oct 22nd 09 - Mr. Samual:

*Looks over to Septim*

"Give me the best grub you have in stock, and a beer with that please"


23:24:35 Oct 22nd 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

"I don't have grub, I only have alcohol and milk for when Erica comes in."


23:42:23 Oct 22nd 09 - Mr. Samual:

*Looks at Septim in shock*

"Your joking, im starving, cant you just conjour up somthing as a one of, kinda thing, prefferable a nice juicy roast beef with some crispy potatoes, and even some cabbage, sweetcorn, peas, coliflower, broccili, sprouts, parsnips, yorkshire puddings and some carrots"


02:08:26 Oct 23rd 09 - Lord Himanil VIII:

"You can go to Septim's Exotic Eats for that."


03:12:43 Oct 23rd 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

"Do you know how bad my conjured food tastes to everybody but me? It has a very potent spammy aftertaste...nobody likes it but me."

*shrugs*


19:32:37 Oct 23rd 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*relocates to a sitting position on the couch

"The breakdown wasn't great. However, I think my mind is broken somehow, as I seemed to enjoy the fish-slap in some way."

*looks thoroughly confused


19:32:51 Oct 23rd 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*suddenly realizes his drink disappeared too

"Can I have anther shot?"


21:19:08 Oct 23rd 09 - Mr. Samual:

*Walks over to Septims Exotic Eats, and orders some grub*

"Cheese Burger please, with some fry's and a Tango apple"


21:21:55 Oct 23rd 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:

"Septim's Exotic Eats is not in here!!!"

*Throws Samual out the window* :G


21:24:09 Oct 23rd 09 - Mr. Samual:

*Walks over towards, Septims Exotic Eats, and orders for the third time*

"Cheese Burger, with some fry's and a Tango apple"


11:31:03 Oct 24th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"..."

*wonders if he knows how long Septim's Exotic Eats has been closed


22:31:41 Oct 28th 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:

*Wonders if the growing amount of $tupidity on VU is a sign of internet addiction*


23:09:08 Oct 28th 09 - Lady Woopsy Daisy:

*wonders what a lady has to do to get a drink around here*


01:13:31 Oct 29th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*pours Whoopsy a liquid that will magically change into whatever Whoopsy wants it to...until she drinks it all*

"There, enjoy..."


12:06:31 Oct 29th 09 - Mr. Samual:

*Look around and then mumbles to himself*

"Why is it so quiet in here..."

*Then he looks up at septim and orders a beer*


13:37:47 Oct 29th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*pours Samual a beer*


14:49:59 Oct 29th 09 - Lady Woopsy Daisy:

Why thank you M'lord *smiles and drinks down the warm liquid*


lovely establishment you have here


15:32:53 Oct 29th 09 - Lord Himanilviii:

*Almost chokes in his drink while hearing the comment*


15:34:57 Oct 29th 09 - Lady Woopsy Daisy:

*pats Lord Himailvii on the back*

You ok there ?


15:42:27 Oct 29th 09 - Mr. Samual:

*Gently sips his drink, then draws out his sword, stabs woopsy daisy, and then teleports her to above a volcano and drops her, then teleports back to the bar*

"Sorry the coloured writing was annoying me"


15:44:02 Oct 29th 09 - Lord Himanilviii:

"It would appear to be so for the moment."
*Gets up and wipes his face before extending his hand*
"Lord Himanil VIII."


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