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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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*Picks up Arvious with a dustbin and puts him in the trashcan and whistles a tune as he walks away* | ||||
*pours the King (not Elvis) a Septim Shot* | ||||
*Drinks it* | ||||
*pours the King another Septim Shot* | ||||
"Hey, something happened!" | ||||
*Breaks the evil magical device* | ||||
*makes a saddened face | ||||
'Imp powered wha....?" *Goes back to being sober* | ||||
"That is demon magic! Such blasphemous arts shall not be tolerated in my midst or I will be forced to take arms against you!" | ||||
"Oh come on, half the world's technology is powered by imps. And the other half is imported from the future! What do you want me to do?" | ||||
*hides his imp-powered neon bar-sign* >.> <.< | ||||
"Watch it now, things are getting too lively. My brain might explode from computing so many events." | ||||
"Look out! The Rancor is attacking!" *Turns back to Demonsul* | ||||
"Eh, I dunno." | ||||
*pours Demonsul a Septim Shot and leans back* "This is the most activity this place has seen in a while..." | ||||
"Rancor, WTF?" | ||||
"Speak English. What kind of lord are you?" *Shakes his head and finishes his drink* | ||||
"A disgruntled Lord I'd say." | ||||
"A disgruntled Lord I'd say." | ||||
"Stop repeating yourself! You're giving me a headache!" | ||||
*shakes his head, and gulps down his shot | ||||
*Septim pours Demonsul another drink* | ||||
"Friggin bugs." *Points to large ancient bugs crawling about his throat* | ||||
*drinks his second shot, and decides against ordering a third | ||||
"I will take a refill. Those bugs on his throat are disgusting to look at so I would rather be so drunk that I couldn't see." | ||||
*looks at his watch* "Yes, it's been long enough since your last two...this one shouldn't kill you." *pours Berkeley a Septim Shot* | ||||
*Snarls* "Chickens! Gimme a Drunken Demise." | ||||
*pulls out a waiver and a pen and hands both to Himanil* "Sign this first." | ||||
*Stumbles whilst signing* "Lethal in one?" | ||||
"Yes. That is why they call it the Drunk's Demise." | ||||
"Bring it on!" | ||||
*pours Himanil a Drunk's Demise* | ||||
*Pauses for a moment before drinking* *Gulps it down in 2 large sips and grins stupidly for a moment with a look of complete ecstasy on his face before foam starts to come from his mouth and he collapses to the ground, writhing and cluthching his throat before eyeballs pop out* *2 clones come in and throw out the body after which one comes back and asks for a Septim Shot* | ||||
*pours Himanil a Septim Shot* *is happy that he was the one who started the whole "I clone myself on the forum" fad* | ||||
*wonders why Himanil bothers with clones since they weren't his idea and the Tavern grants infinite revives anyway | ||||
*looks at his watch* "It's been long enough." *pours Demonsul a shot* | ||||
*Gulps down his shot* *Tips over* | ||||
*drinks his shot* | ||||
"An Crocodile Crotch-Shot? It'll floor you in one shot, that's for sure!" | ||||
*Hears Tasidian muck being said* *Looks over his shoulder at Charley apprehensively* | ||||
"Tasidian muck? It is better than that refuse you drink from Bronimina." | ||||
*turning | ||||
*kicks door open and shoots around wildly* | ||||
*raises an eyebrow | ||||
*Returns with a dismembered hand clutching a bottle* *Shakes head* "When will they get it, you don't take anything without paying, even if it's the lowest grade material." *Goes red as remembers his own outstanding bill* | ||||
"Stupidity amuses me..." | ||||
"As irony me...." | ||||
*Steps into the tavern* Good bartender, give me a double of Orcquiela. I find it's more potent than tequila... *takes the drink, and places a gold coin on the table* ... however, we all know that the brew from the land of the Trolls is the best. *winks to the company in the tavern* | ||||
*Splutters on confiscated drink being checked sincerely by him for posioning* | ||||
"Himanil is still catching up so you will feel right at home." *Grins* :) | ||||
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