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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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*Ernest catches on fire* "First off: I'm here right now. Second: he asked for Septim! You broke two rules, dammit!" *Ernest runs around on fire while Septim gives Cyruss a "Designated Draught"* | ||||
*Fire uncatches on him* | ||||
''mmmm hey Charly the 'water' you gave me tastes like chiken for some reason'' | ||||
*smiles in a creepy way as Ernest catches on fire again* "Ernest, only the permanent barkeep may extinguish the flames! And he STILL asked for Septim!" | ||||
*Uncatches on fire again* | ||||
*Ernest catches on fire again* "The permanent barkeep is also allowed to catch people on fire at will! Remember that the permanent barkeep's powers are extremely strong within the tavern, Ernest!" | ||||
*Puts out the flames with Cyruss since he is an ice prince and all* *Remembers that he has important duties to attend to and races off* | ||||
*Ernest catches on fire as he races out* | ||||
''Oh noes! Now i am just a prince, quick let me eat some ice cubes'' | ||||
*Catches Septim on fire with his unholy moderating powers* | ||||
''Corruption! kings cant use illegal not aproven powers agaisnt a Emperor'' | ||||
*The fire goes out* "Moderator powers do not work in this ancient place!" | ||||
"I just did!" | ||||
*the blue sparks fizzle out and turn into blue soda, which stains Deallus's clothes* | ||||
*Reminds Septim that his kingdom's colors are blue anyways, so the Deallus family gets even more rich off of a new designer label* | ||||
Throws the carrot juice down his throat. "That was not what I expected. Do you have anything called a 'Mind Eraser'?" | ||||
"Gods damn you two! Calm down!" | ||||
"Must be lovers...." | ||||
"Indeed..." *Takes a seat at the bar, then glances at the commotion-makers* "Give me something strong enough to distract me from them..." | ||||
"Sounds like someone needs a Drunk's Demise or a Septim Shot..." | ||||
*Another Septim clone appears and pours Ixis a Septim Shot* | ||||
*is glad things have returned to normal-ish | ||||
"I'll have a Sam Adams!" | ||||
*enters the bar* | ||||
"Lemme have a drunk's demise" | ||||
*winces | ||||
*Takes his shot, coughs a little, then clears his throat* "Alright, get him an extra drunk's demise on me, then. I want to see this" | ||||
*pulls out some waivers and leaves them out to sign before pouring some Septim Shots for the other patrons* | ||||
"Ye gods, what just happened? It seemed as if my eyeballs were squashed..." | ||||
*Pushes a strange button which recently appeared on the bar which reads "Old Forum Design"* "Mine too...but they're better now. Maybe someone spiked all our drinks with that drunk's demise?" | ||||
* signs waiver, doesn't read any of the print "OK, so are you gonna tell me whats in it, or should I just go for it?" "Is anyone going to take a shot with me?" "Has anyone survived this shot? "Are all these questions making me look nervous?" | ||||
"It's called Drunk's Demise for a reason, my good man." | ||||
*yawns* "Does a Drunk's Demise kill everyone, then?" | ||||
"Anyone except the great god ZeTa. He only gets heavily drunk." | ||||
*nods* "I meant everyone in the vicinity of the drinker." *looks around* "They all seem to have passed out, as well." | ||||
"I..." | ||||
"Hey, a new RP!" | ||||
"Sorry I passed out from the fumes..." Looks around and everyone is staring at him "Bottoms up" Throws back the shot and immediately falls to the floor. Eyes are now closed and his left arm is twitching a bit. | ||||
*wakes up again and punches everyone in the tavern to get everyone up* "Now someone get me some 400 Proof Moonshine." | ||||
Septim give me your best water! ohh sorry I meant milk! Yeah give me your best milk and cookies! | ||||
"The daycare center is next door," mumbled Charley. | ||||
*wakes up and orders all the booze the tavern can offer* [Oh Lord...] | ||||
*Wakes up* | ||||
*wakes up* | ||||
*Yawns* | ||||
*goes to the door | ||||
*Waits until Demonsul leaves and gives out free drinks* | ||||
finally wakes up from coma after near death experience with drunk's demise
did someone say free drinks? I'm thirsty... and awfully hungry too! any food here? | ||||
"Food? Does this look like Septim's Exotic Eats to you?" | ||||
"Near death experience? Drunks Demise is fatal. I think you got revived by the Tavern." | ||||
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