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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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*gets a round for everyone* ok this place is turning into a mad house | ||||
*Gets up on the table and screams out in panic.* - Everyone just needs to calm the FECK DOWN!! Aight!?!? SENTURU, GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER!! | ||||
So that's how everyone relax... Have one on the house by me then! Only one round though... | ||||
i heard ya. everyone gets 10 rounds on Hadriel. *Gets everyone 10 rounds* | ||||
*Looks over at Senturu who is bringing over 10 drinks* | ||||
Haha scientist | ||||
im a wizard. boo yaaa. and as for selling you part of the tavern. you'll have to take it up with the owner of the tavern. the man who started this thread. :) | ||||
*Scientist turns to Senturu* | ||||
( sleeping in chair ) Huh..... (woke up ) What's happening here? Oh... Need more beer... What's that room over there for? | ||||
*Puts his head out from behind the beaded curtain and addresses Hadriel* | ||||
I see.... If I had more gold, I would gladly sponsor some comfy chairs for you guys. Unfortunately, this trip I'm doing is going to take most of my gold away. The next trip back here, I'll bring some chairs... And more gold for beer... | ||||
*Sits in Scientists little hangaround room drinking his drinks free.* | ||||
*Looks suprised at Efrandor* | ||||
*makes his rounds delivering drinks to everyone* ya know what we gotta do? we gotta watch Napolian dynamite :P, its my favorite movie. *grabs Napolian dynamite and inserts it into the new widescrean plasma flatscreen* oh yea. :) | ||||
Wow... I never knew wizards could cast such futuristic technology... You can cast it again right? I feel like smashing it... | ||||
*Scientist leans out from behind the curtain and throws a beer bottle at the new fangled light box smashing it into loads of little pieces* | ||||
Dangit! I wanted to smash the TV! I.... Need.... To throw something!!! (accidently throws to Sir Scientist's direction) uh... whoops... | ||||
Dangit! I wanted to smash the TV! I.... Need.... To throw something!!! (accidently throws to Sir Scientist's direction) uh... whoops... | ||||
*Get*beep* by Hadriel throwing throw.* | ||||
*smuff walks in and laughs at effie as his woman is fighting his battles for him, the walks out again* maybe she plays VU for him as well..... | ||||
*julius walks in all depressed* *julius says in a depressing voice* bar tender 1 scotch plz*sighs*
i cant bielieve how imature some people are,no offence but just to say my brother(sadly elendai) is inactive (Edited by Mr. Julius Ceaser 3/5/2007 4:58:54 AM) | ||||
Uh.... That girl has claws...Who's wife was that? (later founds out it's Effie's wife [can I call you Effie?] ) I threw at Sir Sci's direction not you!!! Anyways... Julius Ceasar, lost your kingdom to the greeks or assassins are after you? SENTURU!! Ice pack's or anything cold please... And a beer here too. | ||||
- Girl! Who are you calling a girl! She's a cat! Come here baby.. *Effies wife goes to him leaving Hadriel with some bones fewer.* - Was that man mean to you..? yes, he is very mean, but we do not listen to their kind, no no, we stick for ourselves and with people that got beer. Yeees, that's right baby love. I have to get another beer, wait for me here girl, kiss kiss hug hug kiss. *Leaves for the bar in a "loving" state.* - Hello Sentie, she's a beauty isn't she, oh my, can you imagine, 13 years already, time do pass by quickly, well anyway, another Mariestads please, put it on Scientist please... [I listen to most names as long as I know they are talking aboutme...] | ||||
(collecting bones scattered on the ground while calling for a healer) A cat? I didn't know it was a cat, I must have been drinking too much beer... Why did you call it your wife then? And BTW, what's a Mariestads? I'm still young if it is something illegal or something... around 12-15 | ||||
ok thats it. someone broke my plasma and i was watching my favorite movie. so who's gonna get it first, huh? ok. i pick. scientist. cuz you threw the bottle. *grabs his big beating club and proceedes to lay a beat down on scientist. senturu then turnes to Hadriel and curb stomps him* ok anyone else need me to beat the crap outa em? ok then. if you dont mind. *senturu walks into theback room and comes out with another tv* much better. | ||||
*Gets up slowly after Senturus beating* | ||||
*julius laughs at scientist after the beating* HAHA so looks like the scientist has turned away into his little cubicule with his 56" plasma screen tv *walks up to senturu and wispers in his ear* "dosent he ow u a plasma screen tv'' *grabs senturus club from the corner of the bar and hands it to him wondering if hes going to go steal scientists tv* | ||||
Ah...... What the hell did I do? I just said I wanted to throw something.... | ||||
*Scientist leans out of his little room and looks over at Julius Ceaser* | ||||
Right.... Anyways.... Is there a healer in the house? My bones is still lying around here.... I need more icepacks... The others had melted.... | ||||
magic eh?. allrighty. *senturu walks over to the room and places his hands on the walls* we'll see how strong your magic is *in a sudden flash of light the walls of the small room became transparent. and the door became magicly sealed.* ahh much better. no beer for you. also you had nasty thoughts about isis and i know it. :P | ||||
*Efrandor looks up from the loveact with his wife.* - What are you talking about, of course she's a cat!? Are you blind? *The cat starts crying..* - See, you made her sad, you happy now? There there darling, I still love ya. Don't listen to those drunkards.. | ||||
*Scientist stand and stares at the magic seal around the door, suddenly his face turns angry* | ||||
Dammit... I'm still sober... But, why do you have to call it your wife? I'll clean up the mess for some gold... | ||||
*Once again stops in the middle of the love act and looks at Hadriel, looks back at the cat and then back again at Hadriel.* - Euhm.. Because we are married of course...!? Now let us... ...talk in peace... | ||||
Okay.... I guess I'm drunk...Well whatever it is, I'll respect that. Hey Senturu, give that cat milk then. Put it on my tab. Take it as a sorry token to Effrondor's wife. Now, I just need a healer here...(Draws out a sign saying "Healer Needed") | ||||
*goes and slaps scientist and then shoots him out the window* hey senturu can i be a bartender for u? i need a job i just lost my job in leading the roman empire danm basterds i got them like so much of europe (Edited by Mr. Julius Ceaser 3/7/2007 3:41:29 PM) | ||||
----- For the record I'm Ms.Man x_x ----- Ms.Man eyes everyone oddly, a liquored smile was soon plasterd across his face "Me *Hic* I'm a...monkey?" Ms.Man contiuned to pound randomly on the counter top till finaly he removed himself from the bar, deciding he'd had enough...or had to pee. "So....why's their...people here...?" Ms.Man was probably making the best first impression he could muster, being rather untalkative normally. | ||||
Brashen walks into the tavern, looks bewildered at what everyone was just doing. | ||||
hey brashen u dont get a beer when u walk in u get a clobering *grabs a golf club and hits brasher 3 times (medium strength)* | ||||
HEHEHAHAHAHA MUHAHHAHAH jibbymaster laughs uncontrollably in the corner staring at a ant | ||||
uhmm... jibby are u insane? *jumps to his bag and takes out a full suit of armor and a chainsaw/sword/axe/pistol and arms himself with* *cautistly starts walking towords jibby* | ||||
HEY!!! You forgot your laurel wreath (I think it's spelt like that) Julius... Let me join in too... | ||||
*looks at jibby master then looks where the ant is and sudenly cs it chasing its ass in a circle* ha that is funny its ok every 1 jibbys just looking at a dog/ant thing and its chasing its tail... | ||||
*walkes in door* hail everyone!! Whats the problem here? | ||||
*wish a snap of his fingers the tavern is cleaned* make a mess will ya. *senturu then passes out beer and a bowl of milk to Efrandors wife* | ||||
so uh senturu can i be a bartender? and can u tell me when dak promoted u 2 being 1? well what page its on? (Edited by Mr. Julius Ceaser 3/9/2007 2:00:51 AM) | ||||
I dunno.... Um.... That milk... How much was that? | ||||
- Thanks Sentie, we were getting thirsty here. *Looks at Julius and walks up to him..* - Listen, Drakos is gone, Senturu has this place now, aight! Now take a beer! | ||||
ohhhhh... | ||||
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