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Ye Olde Taverne
09:45:47 Mar 2nd 07 - Sir Senturu:

*gets a round for everyone*

ok this place is turning into a mad house


10:14:51 Mar 2nd 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Gets up on the table and screams out in panic.*

- Everyone just needs to calm the FECK DOWN!!  Aight!?!?      SENTURU, GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER!!


13:17:30 Mar 2nd 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

So that's how everyone relax... Have one on the house by me then! Only one round though...


16:38:34 Mar 2nd 07 - Sir Senturu:

i heard ya. everyone gets 10 rounds on Hadriel.

*Gets everyone 10 rounds*


16:55:24 Mar 2nd 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Looks over at Senturu who is bringing over 10 drinks*

"Hey man, thanks, I've been thinking as well. How would you feel if I bought that room over there off of you and made it into Scientist Private room in the Tavern. People would be welcome to come in, and of course drinks are from your bar, just means I have somewhere quiet to retreat to when things get noisy like they have been lately. What do you say kind chap? Bit of extra cash coming your way, you could really spruce the place up a bit"

*Sits back and waits for Senturus answer*


19:57:46 Mar 2nd 07 - Ms. Isis:

Haha scientist

""Well is it true that you are a man? Senturu showed me pictures but I know what a wizard he is at photoshop so it may not be true. If it isn't then this place might not be turning into a transvestite bar""

Noone has pictures of me here so I doubt he could show u one.. even a photoshopped one.


00:39:56 Mar 3rd 07 - Sir Senturu:

im a wizard. boo yaaa. and as for selling you part of the tavern. you'll have to take it up with the owner of the tavern. the man who started this thread. :)


02:50:03 Mar 3rd 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist turns to Senturu*

"Ah well, I'll just use it anyway, bring me a round to the room, me and Effie will be in there. I'll have my usual and you can have what you like, put the bill on my tab."

*Scientist stands from his table and walks towards the room, pulls the beaded curtain to one side and enters and sits at a chair around a table*

"Whos up for some drinks?"


03:48:53 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

( sleeping in chair ) Huh..... (woke up ) What's happening here? Oh... Need more beer... What's that room over there for?


10:22:27 Mar 3rd 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Puts his head out from behind the beaded curtain and addresses Hadriel*

"This is just my private little room where I can sit quietly and drink with some people. Its just a bit bore comfy then those bar stools. Sorry but the chairs are taken for the minute, when Efrandro leaves you could always come in and have some drinks"

*Head goes back into the room*


11:39:31 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

I see.... If I had more gold, I would gladly sponsor some comfy chairs for you guys. Unfortunately, this trip I'm doing is going to take most of my gold away. The next trip back here, I'll bring some chairs... And more gold for beer...


18:39:27 Mar 3rd 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Sits in Scientists little hangaround room drinking his drinks free.*

- I love you man.*hick*


01:01:20 Mar 4th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Looks suprised at Efrandor*

"Easy there man, don't go getting any wrong impressions now, just because I let you come in here, doesn't mean your getting anything other than drinks."

*Calls for more drinks to be delivered to the room*


07:14:33 Mar 4th 07 - Sir Senturu:

*makes his rounds delivering drinks to everyone*

ya know what we gotta do? we gotta watch Napolian dynamite :P, its my favorite movie.

*grabs Napolian dynamite and inserts it into the new widescrean plasma flatscreen*

 oh yea. :)


09:36:01 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

Wow... I never knew wizards could cast such futuristic technology... You can cast it again right? I feel like smashing it...


10:12:08 Mar 4th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist leans out from behind the curtain and throws a beer bottle at the new fangled light box smashing it into loads of little pieces*

"There we go, I feel much more destressed now"

*Hides in the little room and cowers behing Efrandor from Senturus rage*


13:48:10 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

Dangit! I wanted to smash the TV! I.... Need.... To throw something!!! (accidently throws to Sir Scientist's direction) uh... whoops...


13:49:22 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

Dangit! I wanted to smash the TV! I.... Need.... To throw something!!! (accidently throws to Sir Scientist's direction) uh... whoops...


14:07:00 Mar 4th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Get*beep* by Hadriel throwing throw.*

- Noooooo!!!  MY BEEER!!!    MIIIIIISSSSYYYY!!!!!! 

*Out of nowhere Efrandor wife pops up and attacks Hadriel with claws and teeths.*

- Teach him a lesson, he ruined my Mariestads!!


14:54:59 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Smuff:

*smuff walks in and laughs at effie as his woman is fighting his battles for him, the walks out again*

maybe she plays VU for him as well.....


04:58:15 Mar 5th 07 - Mr. Julius Ceaser:

*julius walks in all depressed*

*julius says in a depressing voice*

bar tender 1 scotch plz*sighs*

 

i cant bielieve how imature some people are,no offence but just to say my brother(sadly elendai) is inactive


(Edited by Mr. Julius Ceaser 3/5/2007 4:58:54 AM)


07:43:37 Mar 5th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

Uh.... That girl has claws...Who's wife was that? (later founds out it's Effie's wife [can I call you Effie?] ) I threw at Sir Sci's direction not you!!! Anyways... Julius Ceasar, lost your kingdom to the greeks or assassins are after you?  SENTURU!! Ice pack's or anything cold please... And a beer here too.


10:22:02 Mar 5th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

- Girl!   Who are you calling a girl!   She's a cat! Come here baby..   *Effies wife goes to him leaving Hadriel with some bones fewer.*

- Was that man mean to you..?   yes, he is very mean, but we do not listen to their kind, no no, we stick for ourselves and with people that got beer.  Yeees, that's right baby love.  I have to get another beer, wait for me here girl, kiss kiss hug hug kiss.  *Leaves for the bar in a "loving" state.*

- Hello Sentie, she's a beauty isn't she, oh my, can you imagine, 13 years already, time do pass by quickly, well anyway, another Mariestads please, put it on Scientist please...

[I listen to most names as long as I know they are talking aboutme...]


14:20:20 Mar 5th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

(collecting bones scattered on the ground while calling for a healer) A cat? I didn't know it was a cat, I must have been drinking too much beer... Why did you call it your wife then? And BTW, what's a Mariestads? I'm still young if it is something illegal or something... around 12-15


19:19:22 Mar 5th 07 - Sir Senturu:

ok thats it. someone broke my plasma and i was watching my favorite movie. so who's gonna get it first, huh? ok. i pick. scientist. cuz you threw the bottle.

*grabs his big beating club and proceedes to lay a beat down on scientist. senturu then turnes to Hadriel and curb stomps him*

ok anyone else need me to beat the crap outa em? ok then. if you dont mind.

*senturu walks into theback room and comes out with another tv*

much better.


21:29:16 Mar 5th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Gets up slowly after Senturus beating*

"Hey next time a bit of warning would of been nice. I only did it because they were moaning that it needed doing, I'm just the lacky who gets told what to do. Beat the ringleaders, not me."

*Walks back into his little room with a slight limp*

"He'll see, he'll get whats coming to him soon enough"

*Drinks his drinks and watched his 56 inch plasma tv that is in the little room*


04:03:05 Mar 6th 07 - Mr. Julius Ceaser:

*julius laughs at scientist after the beating*

HAHA so looks like the scientist has turned away into his little cubicule with his 56" plasma screen tv

*walks up to senturu and wispers in his ear*

"dosent he ow u a plasma screen tv''

*grabs senturus club from the corner of the bar and hands it to him wondering if hes going to go steal scientists tv*


08:14:58 Mar 6th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

Ah...... What the hell did I do? I just said I wanted to throw something....


09:58:11 Mar 6th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist leans out of his little room and looks over at Julius Ceaser*

"I don't owe him anything, in fact he owes me for when he threw me out of the window for trying to stop Efrandor doing inappropriate things with Isis. Besides this room is magically sealed, didn't really think that I was completely useless did you?"

*Looks over at Hadriel*

"You put the idea of throwing things into my head, I'm easily influenced, so its your fault."

*Head disappears behind the curtain and the curtain glows a kind of reddish colour*


11:14:28 Mar 6th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

Right.... Anyways.... Is there a healer in the house? My bones is still lying around here.... I need more icepacks... The others had melted....


12:01:11 Mar 6th 07 - Sir Senturu:

magic eh?. allrighty.

*senturu walks over to the room and places his hands on the walls*

we'll see how strong your magic is

*in a sudden flash of light the walls of the small room became transparent. and the door became magicly sealed.*

ahh much better. no beer for you.

also you had nasty thoughts about isis and i know it. :P


12:05:01 Mar 6th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Efrandor looks up from the loveact with his wife.*

- What are you talking about, of course she's a cat!?  Are you blind?

*The cat starts crying..*

- See, you made her sad, you happy now?  There there darling, I still love ya. Don't listen to those drunkards..


12:24:57 Mar 6th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist stand and stares at the magic seal around the door, suddenly his face turns angry*

"Nobody locks me anywhere and nobody can better my magic!!"

*With a lift of his arms the transparent walls explode outwards sending everything flying, the magically sealed door burns up in an inferno fireball and out steps Scientist*

"Now who wants a drink? Oh, and Senturu, I suggest that you clean this place up a bit, it looks a mess."


14:08:59 Mar 6th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

Dammit... I'm still sober... But, why do you have to call it your wife? I'll clean up the mess for some gold...


14:52:02 Mar 6th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Once again stops in the middle of the love act and looks at Hadriel, looks back at the cat and then back again at Hadriel.*

- Euhm..  Because we are married of course...!?  Now let us...    ...talk in peace...


07:45:58 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

Okay.... I guess I'm drunk...Well whatever it is, I'll respect that. Hey Senturu, give that cat milk then. Put it on my tab. Take it as a sorry token to Effrondor's wife. Now, I just need a healer here...(Draws out a sign saying "Healer Needed")


15:40:27 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Julius Ceaser:

*goes and slaps scientist and then shoots him out the window*

hey senturu can i be a bartender for u? i need a job i just lost my job in leading the roman empire danm basterds i got them like so much of europe


(Edited by Mr. Julius Ceaser 3/7/2007 3:41:29 PM)


16:05:54 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Dosu Kinuta:

-----

For the record I'm Ms.Man x_x

-----

Ms.Man eyes everyone oddly, a liquored smile was soon plasterd across his face "Me *Hic* I'm a...monkey?" Ms.Man contiuned to pound randomly on the counter top till finaly he removed himself from the bar, deciding he'd had enough...or had to pee.

"So....why's their...people here...?" Ms.Man was probably making the best first impression he could muster, being rather untalkative normally.


23:56:02 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Brashen:

Brashen walks into the tavern, looks bewildered at what everyone was just doing.
He goes over to a table and sits down and just keeps an eye on what is going on around him.


00:04:40 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Julius Ceaser:

hey brashen u dont get a beer when u walk in u get a clobering

*grabs a golf club and hits brasher 3 times (medium strength)*


02:32:18 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Jibbymaster:

HEHEHAHAHAHA MUHAHHAHAH jibbymaster laughs uncontrollably in the corner staring at a ant


06:42:57 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Julius Ceaser:

uhmm... jibby are u insane?

*jumps to his bag and takes out a full suit of armor and a chainsaw/sword/axe/pistol and arms himself with*

*cautistly starts walking towords jibby*


07:24:19 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

HEY!!! You forgot your laurel wreath (I think it's spelt like that) Julius... Let me join in too...


21:09:07 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Julius Ceaser:

*looks at jibby master then looks where the ant is and sudenly cs it chasing its ass in a circle*

ha that is funny its ok every 1 jibbys just looking at a dog/ant thing and its chasing its tail...


21:29:18 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Harbinger:

*walkes in door*  hail everyone!!  Whats the problem here?


23:11:17 Mar 8th 07 - Sir Senturu:

*wish a snap of his fingers the tavern is cleaned*

make a mess will ya.

*senturu then passes out beer and a bowl of milk to Efrandors wife*


02:00:31 Mar 9th 07 - Mr. Julius Ceaser:

so uh senturu can i be a bartender? and can u tell me when dak promoted u 2 being 1?

well what page its on?


(Edited by Mr. Julius Ceaser 3/9/2007 2:00:51 AM)


07:17:29 Mar 9th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

I dunno.... Um.... That milk... How much was that?


09:14:28 Mar 9th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

- Thanks Sentie, we were getting thirsty here.

*Looks at Julius and walks up to him..*

- Listen, Drakos is gone, Senturu has this place now, aight!  Now take a beer!


12:44:24 Mar 9th 07 - Mr. Julius Ceaser:

ohhhhh...


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