Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne

02:21:27 Aug 2nd 13 - SFD (Duke Slender Frame Displayer):

*walks in wondering what this internet thing is*

"what is thiiis maggik youuu are saying about?"
*he says in a slightly drunk manner from the back room*

"daymmmee that rroom is dry iii culd onleh drink whaat is in thee box of the barrreels"

"thankke yoooh peple fur noht tellen on meehhhh"
*He walks to the bar and slumps his head on the royal bust of septim*

09:47:45 Aug 3rd 13 - Duke Himanil XI:

*Shudders*

"The lands of law school have borne a similar experience yet they make one aspire for the touch of the random, the silly and of course another Septim Shot."

*Looks longingly towards the bar*

18:43:12 Aug 17th 13 - King Charley Deallus:

Egads, my first post in this strange place.

Mr. Charley II

16:09:18 Mar 28th 08

Greetings! May your life be long upon the land, I am called Mr. Charley....This would be the first time I have entered this very fine dwelling for a drink....If ya dont mind I would greatly desire a glass of [[scotch]]

In honor of that, I will bring back the brackets! I want a [[beer!]]

/fails!

And Septim's first post even.

Mr. Tiber Septim

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02:28:37 Jun 13th 07

*Tiber Septim enters and sits down at a booth

20:44:49 Aug 19th 13 - Ms. Lysala:

*blinks as her eyes adjust to the dim light* Where's the rum?

21:12:33 Aug 19th 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

*wakes up again and delivers ALL THE DRINKS ALL OF THEM!*

"THE RUM IS HERE!"

19:09:33 Aug 20th 13 - Ms. Lysala:

*downs a pint of rum and slams it on the table* ANOTHER!

21:24:11 Aug 20th 13 - Duke Himanil XII:

*Eyes suspiciously the figure behind the bar looking strikingly familiar to Septim*

*Approaches the bar and extends one finger just behind it*

"Now is this a clone or just ano-"

23:24:01 Aug 20th 13 - Mr. Freely Bored:

A brigand from Starta, an Orc, an amused soul, a killer. He stumbles into the bar, pretending he notices nothing, and orders a drink.

"I'll have two Dragon's Breath ales and a saucer of milk for my friend here." I say, thumbing in the direction of my pet, hell-cat. It purrs perfect growls; hisses. "Don't worry, she's... almost tame." I slap two gold pieces on the counter, and a promissory note for 10 Starta prisoners.

21:18:53 Aug 21st 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

*looks at the promissory note for...slaves?*

"Erm, keep the slaves. Two gold is enough," he says.

*gets Lysala another pint of rum, and fills tbe Brigand's order as well. He then turns to Himanil.*

"Might be a clone, might be Septim. You'll never know, but I of course recognize you regardless. How are you?"

23:46:04 Aug 21st 13 - Ms. Alith:

I watch the Emperor-Bartender with more than a hint of caution. He's the first of his kind. Imperial, haughty, and ugly. Actually, just ugly. An ugly emperor is enough to get under anyone's skin, even an Orc's.

My hell-cat growls again. I calm it down with a finger bone that once belonged to a human. I retrieve my promissory note, tuck it away safely in my belt. I watch as the glorified bartend slides me my first Dragon's Breath.

A gulp later and I belch. The room reverberates from the noise. Fire blasts from my mouth, scorching the back wall. "Oops," I say.

23:46:23 Aug 21st 13 - Ms. Alith:

(Alith is Freely Bored, sorry).

23:49:54 Aug 21st 13 - Mr. Osiris:

*walks into the bar*

"Been a long time since I have been in this shithole"

"Barkeep get me a drink!"

00:22:12 Aug 22nd 13 - Ms. Alith:

The hell-cat ignores the strange bartender-emperor and scampers off into the woodwork above their heads. It finds a nook; rests in it. Slitted eyes, invisible, watch Mr. Osiris.

00:49:16 Aug 22nd 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

*Septim waves his hand and unscorches the back wall before sliding Osiris a drink, seemingly out of nowhere.*

"It may be a shithole, but it's an old and traditional shithole for getting shitfaced. And it's our shithole, dammit."

16:12:13 Aug 22nd 13 - Duke Himanil XII:

"Bored yet pressed for time, engaged yet find myself whiling time away. I do wonder if this place is dead beyond hope."

*Gazes longingly about hoping for a chance to draw blades*

19:35:29 Aug 22nd 13 - SFD (Duke Stealth Fire Demon):

*looks across the room from his scorched, battered, hacked and ale drenched seat at the bar in this dimly lit room*

"Ahem"
*He clears his throat in an attempt for the attention of Duke Himanil XII, as he see's eyes he has seen many times, on many men eager for a battle worthy of a Kings eye's"

"I can quench that thirst you have there Duke, I am not a fine axe wielder as I was in my prime days of my youth, But I like to dabble in the odd duel here and there"

"what do you say?"
"a little warm up for future battles"

*He smiles awaiting the Dukes Reply*

20:44:35 Aug 22nd 13 - Duke Himanil XII:

*Eyes SFD sizing him up*

"Well I could do with a wing or two."

*Staggers up to SFD and struggles fumbles with his left hand trying to find his blade*

21:05:01 Aug 22nd 13 - Ms. Alith:

I look over my shoulder, snort, and finish my Dragon's Breath.

The Hell-cat watches from above, curiously. It wishes to jump down, to join the foray, but decides to lounge in the darkness, content to watch.

21:32:08 Aug 22nd 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

*wonders if Stealth Fire Demon can read minds too! :O*

22:30:56 Aug 22nd 13 - SFD (Duke Stealth Fire Demon):

"hehaha"
*watches with amusement at the sight of the duke fumbling with his blade trying to attempt, But failing a swift draw*

"I can help you with that"
*he says seconds before he un hooks his axe and swipes at the dukes Belt buckle, one eye on the kitten perched in the old crumbling, maggot rotted oak wood rafters.
one eye glaring into the eye's of the Duke while always keeping the Dukes blade in his peripheral vision while it crashes to the tavern floor*

*he chuckles at what he has just heard The Emperor thinking*
"why would you [ insert necrophilia reference here ]"

01:09:59 Aug 23rd 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

"That was from within your own mind, friend."

*points to sign that reads "No Goddamn Necrophilia"*

"And you know the rules..."

*Slasher the Mongoose proceeds to shred Stealth Fire Demon's face*

05:18:14 Aug 23rd 13 - Duke Himanil XII:

*Desperately reaches for his blade on the floor and takes a guard stance only to have a smile spread across his face as he sees Slasher racing towards SFD*

*Rests both his hands on his blade which he balances with its tip on the floor*

"An ale good Septimus."

06:20:06 Aug 23rd 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

*Pours Himanil an ale and hovers it over to him*

"You know your limits."

06:24:58 Aug 23rd 13 - King Charley Deallus:

"-the f*ck is going on in here?" said Charley as he closes the door behind him. He brushes his cape aside and sits at the bar.

"Interesting crowd recently, eh Septim? A lot of new folks," chuckled Charley as he looked at all of the current visitors, including the Hell-cat, which sticks out to his glowing eyes.

"A Septim Shot please," he says politely.

09:41:41 Aug 23rd 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

"Sure thing."

*pours Charley a Septim Shot and slides it on down to him*

14:13:56 Aug 23rd 13 - SFD (Duke Stealth Fire Demon):

*wipes the blood from his beard using his blood rag stuffed in his back pocket*

"what is this, martial law of the mind septim?
I can think what I want. but while your serving I will have one of your stronger beverages"

*smiles as he see's the chandelier dangling loose above the emperors head*
*Puts the gold onto the bar*

"just leave the drink on the bar, I need to wash this blood of my rag"
*walks into the toilet's and whispers an incantation of decay on the rope of the chandelier above the emperors head*

15:10:09 Aug 23rd 13 - Psychotic Scientist:

*Watches the strange events happening all around the taverne*

"This place certainly isn't what it used to be, but there are still some things that will never change! Osiris, it has been a very long time my old friend. Come, join me, share a drink!"

*Looks up at Septimus*

"Two of your finest my old man!"

*Sits back to watch the activities unfold*

19:34:48 Aug 23rd 13 - Mr. Osiris:

*wakes up from drink induced slumber*

"oh its you scientist.. I am still a feared god of mod abuse right?"

*falls back asleep rambling about being a king*

21:19:16 Aug 23rd 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

*cuts his palm on the bar, draws a pentagram around it, and whispers an incantation. The lights go dark, and a few moments later two drinks appear out of smoke and fire. The lights return to normal, and the bloody pentagram is gone.*

"There we go. Two of the finest," he says, levitating the two drinks over to the old bastards in the corner.

23:03:56 Aug 23rd 13 - Xerxes The Great (Mr. Xerxes The Abomination):

*Suddenly a savage wind blows open the door and rips through the room extinguishing all light*

*A hooded figure appears in the doorway, lightning flashing behind him.*

* The mysterious figure pulls back his hood but in the dark, none could make out his face. Then he strikes a match to light his pipe*

*A woman shrieks from the back, his grotesque features now revealed to all*

"Where can a guy get drunk 'round here, eh"

01:09:53 Aug 24th 13 - King Charley Deallus:

Charley closes the door and flips the light switch on after Xerxes was done flicking it on and off. The torches reignite and everyone goes back to their business.

"Quit messing with the lights. The bills go through the roof when you do that," muttered Charley as he sat back down.

"So, the old bastard made another appearance. Guess he didn't die from that last heart attack after all," he added.

06:41:05 Aug 24th 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

*throws an ale at Xerxes*

"Nope. Takes more than that to kill him."

06:42:42 Aug 24th 13 - King Charley Deallus:

"Septim, I wish to order a [[Drunk's Demise]] for everyone here. I am sure no one here currently even remembers this old drink. Quite a long time since someone last drank it," chuckled Charley as he threw gold onto the bar as payment.

06:44:41 Aug 24th 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

"Now now, Charley. We need waivers for that crap. And this place just started having goddamn customers again, so let's avoid killing ALL of them," said Septim before turning to the collective patrons. "Just to warn you all, the Drunk's Demise was designed to get Abrahamic Gods drunk. It WILL kill you. So if you want one, you need to sign a waiver."

06:47:15 Aug 24th 13 - King Charley Deallus:

"Oh, there goes half the fun, now no one will drink it," chuckled Charley as he slouched on the bar.

13:10:45 Aug 24th 13 - Mr. Osiris:

"Hey" Shouts Osiris at the barkeep

"I made the most viewed thread ever! do I get free booze now?"

16:42:06 Aug 24th 13 - SFD (Lord Strike Fantasia Down):

*chuckles at the thought of so many people looking at a thread of linen*
"why the hell would people want to look at that?"

*Pulls out his freshly cleaned blood rag from his back pocket and pulls at the tiny thread sticking out from the bottom of the rag*
"anyone want to try and break Osiris's record with me?"

21:10:07 Aug 24th 13 - Duke Himanil XII:

*Burps as he throws the jug bearing ale away*

*Hands a 100 page agreement to Septimus*

"Now I shall ply my trade, the Drunken Demise 'ol man."

21:14:03 Aug 24th 13 - Xerxes The Great (Sir Xerxes The Halfer):

*Snorts loudly as he wakes from his alcohol induced slumber*

"Aye mate, pass'm one those Demisess drinkss"

*Head falls loudly back onto the table*

08:26:30 Aug 25th 13 - King Charley Deallus:

"You heard them!" said Charley as he handed the drinks out to those who signed.

09:19:36 Aug 25th 13 - Duke Himanil XII:

*Sloshes down greedily his drink shabbily spilling it all over himself*

*Thumps down the glass triumphantly grinning stupidly as he wipes his mouth*

"Ah ha I kn-,"

*Crumples into a heap devoid life*

12:10:51 Aug 25th 13 - Septim (Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus):

*Grubbs walks in with a broom and clears away the Himanil corpse*

"All right, Xerxes. Your turn."

12:22:33 Aug 25th 13 - Mr. Jovie:

there is anyone here see my apple pie

12:52:10 Aug 25th 13 - Duke Himanil XII:

*Flings aside his cloak and leaps atop a table toppling patron's drinks*

"Ah ha! I knew my clone would have you!"

14:22:34 Aug 27th 13 - SFD (Lord Strike Fantasia Down):

"I think he had your clone not the other way around"
*he said patronizingly*

"but how did you make the switch I wonder?"
"does your clone always go out and have fun alone while you sit outside, watching, waiting for a time when you can rush in sling your cloak and use that exact line"
*he giggles at the thought of himanil freezing in the rain, planning how to make his grand entrance from a nearby bush*

00:16:25 Aug 28th 13 - Xerxes The Great (Sir Xerxes The Halfer):

"Uhh unh boss. No way, changed my mind"

* Shakes head vigorously*

"Get me a' ordinary drink, one that doesn't leave you convulsing"

09:55:17 Aug 30th 13 - Emperor Tiberius Septimus Cidellus:

*pours the necessary drinks*

"Betcha thought I was dead again, didn't you!?"

*coughs up a pile of spiders*

02:10:11 Sep 3rd 13 - King Charley Deallus:

"What? You? Nahhhh," said Charley with a terribly fake smile as he tucks away the note to buy a tomb for his dead friend.

09:31:26 Sep 4th 13 - Penguin (Clown Thebornloser):

"Yo wankers, pour me a pint of your best Ale, for the good old times" - said the motherfucking beast of vu Penguin.

05:25:54 Sep 28th 13 - King Charley Deallus:

"Feck off...all of yeh," mumbles Charley as he goes back to sleep.

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