Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne

13:28:03 Mar 9th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

Hm? You don't want that beer Julius? Well since you didn't say anything, I'LL TAKE IT! (swipes the beer and gulps it down one go) *BURP* Thx by the way...

03:24:59 Mar 10th 07 - Sir Senturu:

listen drako's is off in a drunken stupur, i have no clue when he will return. so i have assumed the duties of barkeep

*senturu grabs his club and stares down at Julius very evil way*

now do you have a problem with that?

03:42:18 Mar 10th 07 - Sir Senturu:

http://visual-utopia.com/forum.asp?forum=9&topicID=17871&page=4

thats when it all began as me becoming barkeep. no one seemed to object so i took the post. :) it took me forever to find this. try to read this stuff over. man me Efrandor, Xiax, and others where the life of the tavern

Mr. Senturu

11/1/2006 2:40:43 AM

*after being gone some time senturu walks out of the shadows...wondering where everyone is he sits at the bar on a dusty stoll which has apparently not been used in quite a long time.*

ill take a beer

*waits for several minuts until realising that no one is going to get him a beer. so he jumps over the counter and gets one himself..then he comes up with a brillient idea to make himself feel better*

a round for everyone.

on me

10:03:51 Mar 10th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Backs up Senturu.*

- You better give us protection money young sir, we wouldn't want anything to happen to ya now would we. *hick*

- Senturu, another Mariestads please..

[OOC: I'm working on a little special thing for the tavern, it will be very lovely^^]

02:14:04 Mar 11th 07 - Mr. Julius Caeser:

so sir senturu may i be a barkeeper along side you?

02:50:06 Mar 11th 07 - Mr. Julius Caeser:

so effie u almost died but senturu saved your ass with his good old spoon

04:19:46 Mar 11th 07 - Sir Senturu:

its a golden spoon. and im sorry. but i cant afford to higher another bartender. someone *points at efrandor* who owes me a crap load of gold for his drinks.

13:00:52 Mar 11th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Goes up on the side of Senturu, puts his hands around his shoulder and puts Senturus hand around Efrandors shoulder.*

- Yea, he shaved... *cough* saved me, imagine if he wouldn't, this place would probably have thousands of customers all the time, money rolling in, Senturu being a rich man with plenty of biatches alongside of him, wow Senturu, without me you would have the tie of your life, that's really something, thanks for saving me! oh yea, about that credit.. May I have another beer, I'm going home tomorrow, can pick up some money then..

19:20:23 Mar 11th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist slams the door open and walks in pulling leaves and branches from off of himself*

"Now someone really did not want to do that!!"

*Walks over to Julius Ceaser and waves his hand in front of his face, suddenly Julius is lifted into the air and thrown out of the window and all of the doors and windows are sealed with Scientists magic seal*

"Nobody throws me out of the window, well......except maybe Senturu but only when I deserve it"

*Scientist sits down at his table and orders a round for himself and Efrandor*

19:33:29 Mar 11th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

- Wow, Scientist, I wondered where you went, welcome back. We are talking old memories here. Pff, don't mind that Julius guy, a man with a name that sounds like a girl got nothing to put up with, you just gotta show who's in charge! Now Scientist, pay for those beers.

22:55:47 Mar 11th 07 - Sir Senturu:

*still thinking of how rich he would be witout Efrandor around*

hmmm.........oh well

*gets scientist and efrandor a beer*

there ya go. and i do need something eff

23:08:51 Mar 11th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Gives Senturu a piece of paper from a book.*

- Sorry, the one without ink is the only one I got left... But it was a good book.

20:44:20 Mar 12th 07 - Mr. Reaper of Lost Souls:

*Walks in sompletely drunk* 'allo, watsh thish thn? Ah wahnt my %&^# beer bak!

21:24:33 Mar 12th 07 - Sir Senturu:

*looks over at Efrandor*

a friend of yours?

21:25:52 Mar 12th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Looks away.*

- I have no idea of what you speak of. He must be a samoan or something not able to read the sign outside.

23:01:56 Mar 12th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist looks over at Reaper of Lost Souls who has just shattered the peacefulness that was the taverne*

"Now someone is disturbing the peace!!"

*Scientist stands and raises his arms, as he does so he hovers into the air and lands next to Reaper of Lost Souls*

"Welcome to the Taverne, allow me to greet you and to give you a drink, now settle down"

*Scientist waves his hand and sends Reaper flying towards a chair where he sits. Then a drink follows that and lands on the table in front of Reaper*

"There, much better, only room for one loud person in this bar, isn't that right Efrandor?"

*Scientist walks back over to his table and sits down once more*

"Hey Senturu, could I offer you a seat and a drink, just have a break"

23:04:42 Mar 12th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

- I'M ALUMBERJACK AND I'M OK, I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY!!!!! I CUUUUUUUUUUUUUT DOWN TREE- Huh, what was that Sci....?

23:43:41 Mar 12th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Looks over at Efrandor who is currently thrusting on Senturus leg, while pretending to cut him down using his 'saw'*

"Nothing Efrandor, never mind, carry on with what you are doing......"

02:14:13 Mar 13th 07 - Mr. Julius Caeser:

uhmm ... ok ill shut up if u let me in

*begs scientist to let him in and if he did he'll pay senturu 1/4 if what effie ows him*

05:20:21 Mar 13th 07 - Mr. Hadriel:

......... I'm just sitting here and nobody even realises I'm here.... (Takes a deck of cards out and starts playing Solitaire by himself) Beer here please...

10:16:32 Mar 13th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist looks over at the magic seal which is on the door and sees Julius Ceaser outside trying to get back in*

"I suppose I could let you back in but please if you wish to try and throw somebody out, make it Efrandor instead of me. Next time I may not be so kind."

*Scientist snaps his fingers and the magic seal is removed from the Taverne*

"Now Senturu, how about that drink and that seat?"

22:22:09 Mar 13th 07 - Sir Senturu:

ok. if u pay 1/4 of what Efrandor Owes ill let ya back in.

*gets everyone a drink again*

na. i like my job

00:54:35 Mar 14th 07 - Mr. Cooper:

*walks into bar and takes one look around* Well, i see that everyone else here is either extemely drunk, or in Efrandor's case, extremely insane. Barkeep! bring me a drink, and someone, get efrandor off of Senturu's leg... that just isn't right.

09:02:21 Mar 14th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

- We know eachother, it's like totally ok. *hick*

09:37:27 Mar 14th 07 - Sir Senturu:

its not ok. what are you talking about. gerroff me

*pushes Efrandor off him*

ok much better

10:30:16 Mar 14th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist stands and the Taverne falls silent*

"Hey I'm not that bad, only if people annoy me will things get nasty, other than that I'm a nice guy"

*Walks towards the bathroom door*

"Hey Efrandor, I'm going to be busy a while, do what you like and drink what you like, I'll pick up the tab for them while I'm away."

11:41:36 Mar 14th 07 - Sir Senturu:

so you'll take five of everything again efrandor?

14:05:35 Mar 14th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

- Better make it ten.. I'm getting the munchies and that always happen when I'm starting to get sober, we wouldn't want that now would we.

16:05:44 Mar 14th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist walks out of the bathroom and walks over to Senturu and places his wallet on the side*

"There ya go, that should settle Efrandors current bill and my bill all in one"

*Walks over to his table where he pulls another wallet out of his bag and puts it into his back pocket*

"Now how about some drinks?"

00:34:06 Mar 15th 07 - Mr. Cooper:

Cool *walks over to a table and sits* Hey senturu, mind dunking him into some ice water? *points at Reaper of lost souls, who has apparently thrown up, then fallen asleep*

02:06:58 Mar 15th 07 - Sir Senturu:

na, im good u can if u want.

*gets drinks for everyone. and takes Scientists wallet.*

14:48:01 Mar 15th 07 - Mr. Cooper:

Alright then *walks over to the sink and fills a bucket. turns around and places it in front of Reaper* You know what? im felling mean today, sorry reaper. *throws water all over reaper's face then smacks him upside the head with the bucket* Ouch...

17:14:49 Mar 15th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Takes up Senturus bat and looks at Senturu.*

- May I?

- Sure, go ahead.

- Thanks.

*Efrandor moves towards Cooper stops behind him while he's busy laughing at how foolish Reaper looks and then speaks.*

- Hi Cooper, I'm fealing mean today, sorry.

*Swings the bat and hits Cooper in the head making him land in a rather weird position on Reaper.*

- Ouch.

*Efrandor returns the bat, goes to sit with Scientist and drinks one of the ten of everything ordered in.*

- Senturu, I'm getting the munchies here, could you bring some Spagetthi Carbonara..? Bring one for Scientist as well, he's getting rather thin.

18:37:32 Mar 15th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist looks over at the havoc that Efrandor caused and waves his hand at Senturus bat. It flies across the room hitting Efrandor in the head with immense speed. Scientist then sits there drinking while Efrandor looks around for who just threw the bat at him*

"Yeah I could go for some of your fine cuisine good man. Whats the best you can come up with?"

06:20:14 Mar 17th 07 - Mr. Julius Caeser:

*pays senturu the 1/4 of the tab that effie owns then tells effie that hes a fing lucky man*

senturu y do u keep on giving him beer if he still ows u like 3 trillion more ?

07:31:43 Mar 17th 07 - Mr. Cooper:

OW! Efrandor, jeez, why, pray tell, did you just suddenly get the need to attack me? *pulls out club* Now i gotta hit you back... sorry man, but you asked for it. *hits Efrandor so hard that he flies out of the nearest window* ty for help, by the way scientist, next drink is on me.

09:23:23 Mar 17th 07 - Sir Senturu:

my friend scientist....this sint a resteraunt. its a bar. and im afraid all we have here to eat is....*digs around in his pockets* ahh. a pickle.

Julius. i cant help it its not in me to turn down service

14:56:52 Mar 17th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

*Sits outside the window in a pile of mudd with a beer in his hands.*

- Well that little peice of sheit!

*He quickly gets up, picks up his head, puts it on his shoulders, drinks the beer jumps in from the window brings up a shot gun steps up to Cooper.*

- You just overstepped the line kiddo!

*Puts the barrel to one of the knees and pulls the trigger.*

KABOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Cooper screams; "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!"

- Fecking right, now Senturu, give Coopers beer he just ordered in to me instead. He won't need it for a while.

22:14:17 Mar 17th 07 - Sir Senturu:

*looking between Efrandor and Cooper*

ehh sure why not

*gives Efrandor coopers beer*

23:51:58 Mar 17th 07 - Mr. Cooper:

*gets back up because Efrandor cannot aim* Sonofa... ok, so that's how u like it, huh fecker. Haha, all right then *pulls out BFG* Fire One!! *shoots Efrandor who gets his head blown into oblivion* Fire Two!! *shoots off Efrandor's right leg* Fire Three!! *shoots off Efrandor's left leg* Well, that was fun *puts BFG away, picks up senturu, and throws him down a well* Get up after that!

06:58:35 Mar 18th 07 - Mr. Izual:

A BFG?! I've never seen that in awhile... Where the hell did you get that from? You can't just go to Strogos (a planet in Quake 2) and get one right? BTW you still have 1 shot left...

08:55:49 Mar 18th 07 - Mr. Cooper:

Yep, saving that one shot just in case he tries comin' back in... o, and about the gun, you want one, i know a pal of mine who just makes em' (the problem is that his guns only shoot 'taters) but other than that, nobody else exept me, and i just make them to shoot people that really get me mad. A BFG will solve almost any porblem...*gets dreamy look on face, and starts to zone out*

10:43:30 Mar 18th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist get up and walks over to Cooper who is daydreaming about his big gun*

"Gawd I hate people who make havoc in this Taverne"

*Waves his hand at Cooper and a bubble appears around him*

"Now ungortunately for you, this bubble is not a standard bubble. This is a nice little spell that I though up while I was warring the other year. It traps tha target in a bubble which is solid as steel to the touch but looks just like a standard bubble. Now until you are ready to be a bit calmer around Efrandor and especially the barkeep of this Taverne....."

*Waves his hand over in the distance and Senturu is pulled up from the well and put back behind the bar*

"You will be staying in my bubble where you will slowly run out of oxygen unless you calm down quite quickly."

*Scientist sits down on a stool next to Cooper and watches him try to break the bubble but to no luck*

11:37:16 Mar 18th 07 - Mr. Izual:

Save your breath and stop moving Cooper, I've seen that spell before... You'll live longer if you stop moving... BTW, what's the guns REAL name? My friends usually call it the"Big F*ing Gun" I would really want to know what it's original name is (unless that IS it's original name)

16:15:49 Mar 18th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist walks over to Izual and waves his hand and another bubble appears trapping Izual inside*

"Better take your own advice now. Lets see who can last the longest, I'm taking bets from now......."

*Scientist pulls out a small briefcase and opens it up and begins handing out betting forms*

22:40:36 Mar 18th 07 - Mr. Cooper:

You know scientist, there is one thing you forgot.*Starts rolling the bubble around, causing mass mayhem* Bubbles are round, therefore, they roll. *rolls on top of scientist.* Now, could you let me out of this bubble, or do you want me to continue crushing you? *sits down in bubble and waits for scientist's answer*

01:23:07 Mar 19th 07 - Sir Senturu:

*snaps his fingers and the bubble stops moving*

now, if u dont mind. stay there. and while my spell is intact you cant go anywhere.

who wants some beer?

03:11:18 Mar 19th 07 - Mr. Julius Caeser:

YES im a bartender i even got the mssg from drakos =P

07:32:11 Mar 19th 07 - Sir Senturu:

ok ur a bartender. but u dont work here. muahahahahahahahahahahaha

08:51:30 Mar 19th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist slides out from under the bubble which Senturu stopped moving while it was on top of him*

"Slightly uncomfortable in there, looks like it is an even battle, neither of you has turned blue yet. We'll keep this little contest going a bit longer"

*Scientist sits on a barstool and orders a round for him and Effie*

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