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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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*While the "10 of everything" starts dryig out Effie gets drunker and drunker.* - Ey Sci, an y ell mi wy e nvr fck echoter..? I men i m hot yu r reter hut too...? *hick*
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u can muahhahahahah all u want senturu but i think i work here =P Message From Lord Drakosye old tavern
oh and if your wondering that a mssg from the REAL tavern owner! (Edited by Mr. Julius Caeser 3/20/2007 1:21:20 AM) | ||||
how do you know thats the actuall Drako?. it could be someone who took the name. "u can muahhahahahah all u want senturu but i THINK i work here" and you dont even know if u work here. | ||||
Scientist, can you really blame me for trying to ahnillate Efrandor, i mean, just look at his last post! | ||||
*Feeling abit more talkfriendly and angry Efrandor shouts out.* - I OBJECT!!! I do NOT want my beers served by anyone else then Senturu, it would mix me up far to much dammit! Besides, Senturu is the only bartender around that knows about Mariestads, AND, Senturu is the one with the bat. | ||||
(still in the bubble) At least he might forget all your tabs Effie... Scientist? When will you let me out? I want some beer as I'm quite thirsty... | ||||
*Scientist looks over at Izual* | ||||
ok. how about this. we will try out the "New Barkeep" for today and tomorrow he will be bartending for you guys. if he works out good then he will have a job alongside me. if not. we all get to gangbeat him. understood? | ||||
- Only if we can gangbeat him in the bathroom! The male one! And from now on I will check the time it takes for both of you to bring me the beer and any other stuff I might want to have.. *Hick x4* | ||||
*Listens to what Senturu just said and snaps his fingers, the bubble pops and the water goes everywhere* | ||||
*cleans up the mess and hands every 1 a beer* now senturu dont do that again or else ill have 2 hit u with the club * takes senturu's club and hits scientist* again | ||||
*sits in bubble looking at beer* Scientist, can i have my beer? | ||||
Pam sees this old dirty tavern and decides to step in after a hard day on the battlefield. | ||||
*looks up* srry i cant. Julius is the bartender for the day. and. yea im quite experienced | ||||
*Scientist sees Pam has entered the Taverne* | ||||
yes sir coming right up *goes and fetches a round of beer for every 1 and hands them 2 them* *then pops all the bubble s and washes the place so it looks like a 5 star bar* | ||||
*Scientist looks over at Julius who has just popped his bubbles* | ||||
*Joins Scientist's table* | ||||
*Scientist waves his hand over Pams glass turning the drink to a Cosmopolitan* | ||||
oh my im sorry *makes the place look old but still clean* and every 1 i guess ill be paying for them beers =( *leaves 1000 gold coins behind the counter* | ||||
"I'm a proud fighter of The Cloudy Sky nowadays. Beware, we are coming to Fantasia when the world is born again and we have loads and loads of ghosts and swordsmen!" | ||||
*takes off his glasses and looks at the tavern....* hmm.... *gets up and does his rounds. checks with the customers, then returns to Julius* not bad maboy, but you do have a small problem with taking orders. when the lady says she wants a cosmopolitan you jump up and get that drink to her immediatly. Scientist and Efrandor (as well as most everyone else) normally order the beers. this bar has a variaty of drinks. and you should know how to make them as it stands you obvously didnt know how to make her drink. now the tavern it should be clean but not too clean, you understand? now. i leave the decision up to you the people of the tavern. who do you want as your barkeep.
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Does this mean im free?? at last, no more bubble! Scientist can you never put me in that horrendus sphere of doom again! now, to buisness, i vote Senturu, nothing personal julius, maybe you can mentor under him. Now, i belive that since we have finally gotten Efrandor calm, we can all just sit and enjoy our beers. *takes swig of nearest drink* What the... this is Vodka, man, i belive that beer was ordered, not vodka. *looks at glass* oh well... *downs Vodka in one gulp* | ||||
"I also vote Senturu, some things were just meant to be and Senturu being barkeep is just one of those things.........." | ||||
someone not know how to make a cosmopolitan? | ||||
*giggles* | ||||
*walking back in the tavern, drunk as ever* ye all eh bunch a drunk bastahds *Walks over to efrandor's table* ah yuh gona finsh taht beer? *picks up beer bottle and throws it in Julius' general direction* muhteh fukeh! | ||||
- I want *hick* the one that gives me beer fastest dammit! I want two beers and a pizza, chop chop! *hick hick.... .... ..... hick..* | ||||
*looks over at Efrandor* drunk allready? oh well. *jumps behind the counter and grabs a couple beers, then walks over to Efrandor and hands them to him* | ||||
*Scientist waves his hand over the table in front of Efrandor and a large pizza appears in a box, which he notices when he turns round after being given the beers by Senturu. He presumes that Senturu brought him over the pizza as well, hes just too drunk to think about it.* | ||||
true that. but as it goes starting next tuesday i may not be here so ill need julius to take over. for about a week. i may be headed to california to visit some family and stuff | ||||
*Looks over at Senturu* | ||||
- Wow, you are good at this Senturu! *hick* Can I come to California with you to...? Some little Effie-room always exist, huh...? *hick hi... hick.* | ||||
lol. na i dont think ill have the room. it'll be me my tiny honda and my dog. so. the back seats a full with my clothes and trash. my trunk has a big ass Amp. and my dog will be in the passenger seat. no efrandor. he cant drive my car :P tried that once didnt work out so well | ||||
- Ok ok ok, so if *hick* I fix a skateboard hook it up at the back of your car and the nride with you on that one...? *hi... ... ... ck...* | ||||
uhh. sure :D sounds fun. cept with how i drive i can make the 16 hour drive in 9 hours. | ||||
- Hey, know what...? I'll just *hick* bring some spare wheels for the skateboard then.. Can I bring my cat... sorry, my wife..? | ||||
CHECK OUT THE STARBUCKS CAFE' THEY ARE SERVING MANY DIFFRENT VARIETIES OF DRINKS BUT THEY ARE NOW LOOKING FOR MANY NEW WORKERS | ||||
*Looks mysterious at Pesterd.* - I've been to this Starbucks you are talking about, it was wicked and still is, we here are but humble players enjoying beer, not to forget it's cheap and they play good music. Sentie, I ned another of those cheap beers you got, and put on the next song, this always makes me cry! | ||||
*gets up and walks over to Pesterd* this is the Olde tavern, you do not belong here unless you want a drink *waits till Pesterd to order a drink....he dosent.* ok time to go *grabs Pesterd and throws him out the window* | ||||
*Scientist turns just in time to see Pesterd flying straight at his head and ducks quickly leaving him to fly out the window* | ||||
- Euhm... stupid? Of course it is! I'm almost sober he- *Falls to the ground sleeping, fumbles in the sleep after a drink..* | ||||
*grabs a beer and walks over to Scientist.* ehh good stuff *hands it to Scientist* | ||||
*Zeus destroys building and everyone in it* PWNED. | ||||
*the tavern is recreated* god damm son of a *beep* *grabs this wanna be Zeus. and wrings his neck* | ||||
(Wakes up after a long sleep in the bubble) Oh lord... How long have I been out? I need to go to the toilet! (Rushes into the toilet and comes out feeling refreshed) A beer for me please... Which ever is the bartender... | ||||
*drops Zeus* yea comin right up *grabs a beer and hands it to Izual* | ||||
*walks back in with a broken arm and leg*ill take a beer this time.... but dont forget to come to starbucks where coffe drinkers know the good st...*barely able to talk because of the pain in his legs and arms* hurry up i need the beer | ||||
*Looks over at Pesterd* | ||||
Thx for the beer Oh Lord Senturu The Sweet Guru... How much will that be? (drinks the beer while waiting for reply) | ||||
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