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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

the whisky you drank at double price :D

YAAAAAAAA Lets PLAY A CLASSIC GAME OF

RUSSIAN ROULLET!!! anyone got a revolver and bullets?

*Scientist walks over to the bar and orders a round for him and the already very drunk Efrandor*

"Hey man, well done on the competition but still don't think that you are a 'champion' drinker, maybe amateur. Want a drink?"

*Goes and sits down at his table after walking through his tables protective bubble*

uh huh. *hands ms. Erica her rice wine*

ok then. cheap beer? *hands artfuldoger a beer*

NO playing russian rullette in my bar. you can outside tho. here. *tosses a gun with a couple bullets at firendash*

*gets up*

as long as im the barkeep. its my tavern. or until Drako's says otherwise. now im gonna have to ask you to leave.

*picks up Firendash and throws him out the window. then picking up his gun he crushes its barrel*

much better

*Grabs the mug of beer forcing the ale down in few gulps.*

Aaaaarh! *The beer being cold, she squints a bit.* Whew! keep em coming darlin.

*Glances at Erica who is seated beside her.* Well hlow there sugar!. *She said still wearing that grin.*

Hey there handsome! Fill er up an keep em comin. *Winks.*

*Looks at Erica* So where were we sweetheart? *Leans her arm on her shoulder.*

allrighty *grabs another Beer and hands it to Artfuldoger*

odd that *walks over and sits by Erica* firstly. whats a moogle. secondly, why so shy?

*someone screamed* kill it kill it kill it

*senturu jumps the counter and grabs his sword. running over to the little monster he choped it to pieces*

*Casts revive on the pooh withle thang.* Long time no see General Stiltskin

*Snickers* Cmon sit beside me, an have a drink! 

*pats the seat next to her.* Dont you just luv it when that happens. 

Mr Bartender just have to ask what a "moogle" is *Snickers, grinning cleans the mug in a few seconds.* Keep em coming Mr Bartender... your names Senturu right? And please give some to my little friend here!

*lookin at the weird creature*

yes im Senturu, high priest of valar. and Lord of the spoon. and last bu tnot least. Barkeep of ye olde tavern.

*while walking behind the counter senturu shieths his sword. then grabs a beer and hands it to the creature*

one more thing. if you scare someone in my tavern *points to erica* ill kill you. and her magic wont save you *points to art*

*Drinks up the last of the round and tries to walk to Erica, doesn't walk, tries to walk....  on all four...  doens't work..*

- Senturu, could you put me on that chair next to the lovely Erica Brahmins please....? 

*The allgood-bartender Senturu lifts Efrandor up and puts him on a chair next to Erica, altough always keeping an eye on Efrandor as he remembers what has been going on the last few times.*

- Hellü Erica, I know what it must look like, but really, I'm not that drunk, this is actually...  well...  it's a injury, yupp, a war-injury to be exact. Oh yea, it hurt like hell, the doctors say I won't be able to walk ever again, thank God bartenders like Senturu exists, brings hope to me that someone can put me next to a lovely lady like yourself. *Hick*

*Does a sign to Senturu, he brings forth a bucket without Erica sees it and Efrandor quickly looks down to the floor and a silent sound is heard. Something like "drop drop puke drop drip." Then quickly looks up at Erica, seems like she hasn't noticed a thing, Senturu quickly walks back to the bar and serves the other guests.*

- So Erica, I haven't seen you here before, where are you from...?

Well *Hicks.* I wus a pwinsess in dis HUUUGE kingdom then aluva suddens zere were skelitens an skelitens an lotsa lota dem. zey masacred my famly zen my pipl an frends *Urps close to Efrandor, though nothing came out.*

*gets up* ohh now your going to get it.

My Sword. My armore. There names come together as holy weapons of crusaers used them. Made of black gold The sword called Gleam. And my armore of Silver and Black mitheral. Named Luna. Prepare yourself. BEcause my armore is light and m sword is strong. Lord Senturu your going down.

Dissapears *behind Sentrue* *slices fingers* Now lets see. 3 fingers. Inclueding your left thumb. Now if you whant to fight come and get it you have no thumb on your left hand and you lost you middle, and pinky finger.

My sword is made of dark gold and pricless. Besides i am an elf so i made it so i can only use it. It wheights over 20 tons for a regular man who doosent know magic. But for i it wheights less than 2lbs. Try and kill me. Your wounded in 5 places. *quickens speed* *you cant see me*

and if you could you couldent go through my armore. heres a pic of it.

*walks over and begins to eat away at Firendash's armor*

never knew armor could taste this good.

hehehehe.

*hands a shot of ale to Paracelzus*

i dont give beer to marshmello wearing fairies

Unfortunenly when Paracelzus slapped Ninja he fell over on a nife and it went thourgh his back. "oye! Mr. Ninjhaa, yer got sumthin in yer back." Here let me fixsh sthat there." he pulled out the knife and handed it over to the peasent boys that where throughing the knife with there bare feet. Mr. ninja was sent out to the hostpital with an shot of ale i gave him for good luck. "now Senturu let me have one of those guns and see if this here Firendash armor is as good as he says..." *he picks the gun up and points it at his body plate... fires... and the bulet bounched off and hit the lamp that was hanging over the table where Firendash stood. Firendash got thrown back on his seat, knocked over Erica Brahmins who eventualy knocked over Artfuldodger and got thrown out of the window and landed on a cat who ran off into the streat and got run over by a cart pulled by a peasent, startled the peasent and tipped his cart over thinking it was a moogle, and on of the logs that got tipped over rolled back into the tavern and kicked a bystanderd out from under his feet, and knocked a bolling ball over the self and then landed on Senuru's  head. And all this happend when a Black cat crossed Mr. Draiken path in a compleatly diferent world.

*Looks at Firendash, looks at Senturu, looks at Firendash, looks at Senturu, looks at Firendash, looks at Senturu, looks at Firendash, looks at Senturu, looks at Firendash, looks at Senturu, looks at Firendash, looks at Senturu, looks at Firendash, looks at Senturu, looks at Firendash, looks at the beer, looks at Senturu, looks at Firendash, takes some beer.*

- Of course Senturu is the owner, some time ago he got the papers from Drakos himself making him the very owner of this fine taverne. However, what you DO own is the beer you are buying from Senturu, at a higher price then the rest of us of course, but still, it's yours, until you pee in the ladies room, then it's Senturus again.

*Looks at the other end of the table.*

- Something is missing....     Erica, where are you...?

*Looks under the table.*

- Damn...   nothing there...

*Looks at thet able.*

- Oooh, beer, nice.

*smacks Efrandor on the back*

you dont even say hello when a kingdom mate comes in geez :)

*Slowly looks up from the beer to the newly face.*

- Huuh.....   daaad?

*Takes the bucket and...  uses it. Looks back up at "the face".*

- Oooh, Draven, tally ho man, come sit here, I got this really hot chick falling for me..   what?  Yea I know, she's gone, but only for the moment, she'll be back soon, and then, pikapikabooo!!  *hick*

*Steps behind Firendash and sneeks a lick off of his armor* *well i der say. thats amror yeh got there Firendash is prity tasty...* *yehr know whert? ill buy yehr a shot a ale for yeah.* *just think of it as a reword, for havin such tasty armor.* *he hears somthing up on the seacling. a mouse crawls up on one of the bords.* *while looking at Firendash he accedently sticks his middle finger up to point it out at the mouse says *oi! look at the big mouse!* *Firendash saw him doing that... thought the finger was for him and he runs over to Paracelzus and gets Paracelzus's finger, bits it off, and chews it and spits it back out at Paracelzus.* *Paracelzus look at Firendash stunned and rears back his fist for a blow at his stumick.* *OWW MY FREEKIN HAND HIS BROKEN ALONG WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER!!!!* *Paracelzus reaches for a the gun and points it back at Firendash and shoots it.* it bounched off of his armor and hits the lamp over where Firendash stood.* foutenently for Paracelzus, Firendash fell over and got his back stabed by the knife which meracuesly went through his armor by some peasent boys who were throughing knifes with their feet.* *he got sent to the hostbital with a knife that Paracelzus did not offer to yank out.* *Paracelzus also went to the hostbital with a shot a ale in his hand that Senturu offerd to him.*

- Good plan Draven, we need her back...   ...     ...How?      ERICA, ERICA, ERICA!!!?!?!??!   She doesn't answer, dammit, the darned wolfes probably took her!  Oh *hick* hey Sci, yes please, I'ld love another round, it's really cool how you do that walle-   Yea, ok, you went back for your table..    See Draven, he's actually very nice once you *hick* gets to know him..   I know, he's kinda cute.

Once the pool is finished, we should have a beerfest!

*licks his lips*

yea...i think the pool is a great. idea.

*runs off to home depo. comes back with a stick*

ok then

*runs out back. draws a big circle and then bows his head..mutters a few words....and boom a giant pool filled with beer appeared*

ok. there we go...now for the beerfest?