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*Scientist walks over to Senturu and pats him on the back*

"Nice job, I for one would of gone with a diving board and fountain in the middle but hey, your choice."

*Runs and jumps in right next to Efrandor and splashes everyone*

"Sorry man, but you were in the way of me jumping. Is this pool heated as it feels quite warm here......."

*Swims over to the other side of the pool*

"And here it feels rather cold"

*Tucks his penor into his bathing suit again...*

- What... I didn't even think about doing it...

*all the beer women pop and are no longer there*

smooth draven. Efrandor. he took your beer women away.

Start with Drinking of course.

Then the BOOT!

THEN FEEL LIKE *beep*!

HEy sake on the house. this is everyones bar and we will all have a good time.

This would have been sadam if he was alive.

who cares. Lets just drink. and be nice this is a bar. Like i said ANYTHING ya whant its on the house!

ok then. im takin orders.

i sell wine. and bars dont have wine. if ya like sweet, sparkiling, or anykind of wine just name it.

fine but ill make the beverages, from vodka to beer to wiskey with rye i disstill and make. Ill provide alcahol also 150% pure alcahol. This is dangerous to drink and suggest  For expert drinkers. it can kill you and not many can drink it. I seriously tried drinking it once man that wakes you up. I had to go to the hospital. you can die from this stuff.

these are imported wines from elven grapes. these cant be found in many places so ill give you them as a token of good will. (10 wines)

Lol, hey senturu, he's like the kids at school people beat up.lol. Taverns arnt that friendly either, ive been stabbed in the back by Paracelzus and was carried to the hospital, speaking of Paracelzus, where is he?

*looks under table*

*Looks at Zechlofski..*

- "Taverns can be friendly" ey...  "If the bar tender keeps things under controle." oh really...    You do know it's Senturu that got the bat right...?   And... you do know the ladies room is about 10 meters away from here, you wanna take a look inside, I belive there are still some guests left in there, trying to get the right bodyparts from eachother.

*Turns to Senturu.*

- Pfff, they just never learn, a beer please..

*Reaches for the bat on the other side of the bar, picks it up, does a really cool swing and hits Zechlofski in the forehead causing him to fall to the ground like a parrot without wings.*

- ooh, you gave me a Mariestads, great. Anyhow, I'll be at the pool.

(Long vacation, no internet.)

*Starts with a yawn.* ...Urp! *Nothing came out.* Uncle shtilshkin???

Oh... zey aredy gone too dhat woar. An left poor lilly me inside dees scawy pwace. Tips the rice wine bottle but only a few drops dropping to her lips.

Lord. Barkeep of the spoon an an the ye olde tavern an archsomething of the what... what was it again??? anyway wotrye doin in zetamama? wewnt yoo on Fantasia?

ahh well. i figured i could use a rest from the world of Fantasia. although it was a bit of a forced vacation :P

and lady Erica i think you should have a rest.

ninja. he'll be fine.

just so you know i dont condone that :P.

*walks over to the phone and calls mrs. efrandor, "uhh...im afraid Efrandor wont make it home tonight. he is well.....he drank a pool of beer and yea..." senturu hears a "meoooowwwwwwwww meow meow meow. meeeooowwwwww"*

yea she says you had best get home pronto Effrandor or ur in big trouble

hey. you cant decide if its on the house or not. but fine illget you a beer :D

*reaches under the counter and pulls a couple beers from under it. then walks over to Efrandor hands him one and sits down himself with his own beer*

ah good times eh?

sneaks around ninja and then kicks his spinal cord, HAHA NOW YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!!

*Talks to himself mummeling something about suns, automobiles, gas, Digestive and ducks, after some time he hears a voice in the far background.*

- Ah, good times eh?

*Effie concentrates all is focus on moving his head to the right and opening his eyes, there is Senturu handing out a beer to him and opening his own.*

- Euuuh... hello Senturu, so, you have started drinking again ey?  Are you sure about that..?  The last time was abit....   abit you know...  yea... mhm.

Another round for effie Keep :)

me please!

*looks around for Paracelzus,* shifty eyes*

- Hey Draven, get over here, I and Senturu are having deep talk, but we need a third part. Right now we are talking about food tasting bad, we will soon start talking about bad beer and bad girls.

~For some time now Erica was nowhere to be found in the bar, but after a while, a portal of light emanated and out came a familiar figure.~

(Damn! little brothers now banned from my PC. Account deleted because of his stupid multi's.)

At any light please give me the usual Lord Senturu.