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~Starts crying at the kindness of the barrkeep..~

Thats so sweet of you. ~Sniff! sniff! snoooort!~

Hey Erica!

Hey Senturu, we never had the Beerfest.

- Hooja!

hmm...

*walks over to Erica*

sake? sheehs waht happend to ur rice wine?

*jumps over the counter and grabs a bottle of Sake and a shot glass*

booyaa.

*hands the glass to Erica after filling it*

*Whispers to Erica.*

- From baby poop...

*hits Efrandor*

i dont make any of the drinks. i just serve them, but hmm...rice sake?.hmm....cant say i have any in stock. hold on a sec.

*walks into the back room.......then comes back carrying a bottle of Rice Sake*

wow what do u know i do have one :P

well of course its still sealed. normally the people here drink Beer.

*grabs a glass and hands it to Erica.*

if ya need anything else just let me know

*walks over to the pool and opens a beer for himself*

*Enters the tavern breathing heavily weilding his warhammer.*

(Darn it! that attack is not valid because you attacked me three times without letting me make a move.)

*Casts Reflect on himself.*

~Has auto reflect.~

~Casts hamster transform on herself, but the spell bounced to stiltskin ignoring his reflect.~

~The hamster cant carry the warhammer anymore and smashes himself.~

A cook eh?...

heheheh.

*gets up and walks behind the bar. a few minutes later comes back holding a Mariestad for Effrandor and a  tray of Shot glasses and a bottle of Whiskey*

*Quickly leaves the table and "food" and runs to Redwall, grabs him hard by the arms and drags him to the ladies room, once inside he takes out a "pocket-bat" and starts to bash Redwall."

- You do NOT say that word here, are you completly out of your mind!? The cops are all around this place damit! You can't just walse in here like you own the place, si that understood!??!  JESUS, some respect, do you have ANY idea how much illegal stores we got behind that desk!

*Starts bashing Redwall again, once his red enough he brings out a pocket-pensil, takes some blood from Redwall and paints a line on the wall next to the other 237 lines. Then Efrandor leaves him there and he goes out to the "food" and Erica again."

- Sorry love, had to puder my nose and change shoes, ooh, your food looks lovely, may I have a taste, hihi, thanks.

hmm...nice namy fello. so what will ya have?

*Looks at Cristo.*

- That's not the only thing that's short.

strolls back to the bar after chasing some sweet lasses outside, ok keep, ready for another round *looks at effie* why are you sweating? you look like you just beat someone up. and put your penor back in, nobody here wants to compare sizes :P

~Casts mini on Brannigans Shlong.~

(Hmmmm... Now you might want to consider that in the next eras name.)

(Been away from civilization.)

- That's ok Senturu, we know you are compensating with that Hummer of yours, but it's cool, you go boy!  BYYYEEE!!

*Efrandor runs out from the tavern towards the pool of beer, he dives into it but as fast as the mouth reaches the beer he starts to drink it, he drinks it so fast he doesn't get wet, he does, however, hit his head into the concrete ground.*

*senturu hits the Hammer on the ground and it shatters*

hahhahaha. thats a fake :P

*Wanders into the tavern, wearing a hooded cloak as always....gazing at the people around him*

hmph....things have changed since i last stepped into a tavern in this god forsaken land....the last time me and valar fought against osiris..

*wanders up to the bar*

i shall also have some sake

*takes a bottle and leaves some coins on the counter then sits in the shadows smoking a pipe, watching the obvious madness which has yet to unfold*

Greeting to the Lord Oya! *Raises her hands in greeting, *Chuckles.*

Care a dip in the blood pool? ... Used to be beer but you must know how it is here.

*Takes another shot of sake.*

*Efrandopr starts to dream away as he lies beneath the surface in the pool, a figure comes up to him and speaks.*

- hnfdjksohufgdoisunhgf

- Yes ok, Efrandor answers.

*Efrandor gets up from the pool and sits on the ground, Senturu runs towards him.*

- oh snap Effy

- Effy..?  Effy?    There is no more Effy...  only Dork.

*He gets up, goes to Oya, takes his bottle and drinks it up.*

- Hooja!

-... Dork.

*She says as she pours another shot of sake wearing that drunk grin.* 

-...Dork???

hahahahahhaa

*runs and jumps over the counter*

ill get that fer ya

*goes into the back room. after a while you hear a flushing sound and senturu comes out with a bottle. putting a stopper on it*

here ya go :P

*Wonders why Effie slapped the chair and Drank the surface cleaner that senturu used to clean the bar counter. Blood is still spewing out of his head like fountain.*

I guess I had enough drink for the time... *Hicks.*

Ill be going now. *Smiles and waves at senturu and Effie.*

*Walks out the tavern.*