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*grabs a beer and hands it to Belisarius*

anyway. this tavern is getting dry aint it? we need some action? ok tomorrow is Karokee night :P

*chases after Erica* drunk women rule :P

*Walks into the tavern and sits next to Oya.*

*Smiles*

;) P;

Sounds fun. we could also have a fight club night some other time too.

Ill start off Karoke.

*walks on stage* everyone claps in a druken manner*

*clears throat and starts singing, Eye of the Tiger.*

Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

CHORUS:
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

CHORUS

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

The eye of the tiger!

*Finishes, bows and walks off stage with his head held high as everyone watches in awe* then a sign that says applause lights up and everyone in the bar claps and cheers*

everybody was kung fu fighting.
in fact it was a little bit frightning
those cats were as fast as lightning

*with that Senturu jumps up and Drop Kicks Dork*

*Scientist awakens from his regeneration period at his table and looks around to see Senturu drop kicking Dork and Dork boxing Belisarius' face in. He gets up and walks over to the stage*

"Now it is time for a good song........."

*Grabs the mic and stands centre stage with his back to the audience. Music starts playing and he spins quickly*

"Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease lightning (Grease lightning)"

*The music kicks in and Scientist aims his hands at Dork and Senturu and lightning flies out of his fingetips and straight into them*

"We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no *beep* we'll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
"Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go"

*With that Scientist vanishes into a lightning bolt and disappears, soon to reappear over by his table with a round of beers waiting for people*

"Now that is what you call a karoake song"

*He sits feeling very happy with his performance*

*Dork heard the door open, he saw the man enter, he saw the man walk, and then he looked away and took place on stage.*

- Ladies and *hick* gentlemens, here's a little something for Erica;

Excuse me girl
I know it's a bit embarrassing but
I just noticed some tan lines
On your shirt

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.

But there's just one little thing that really really,
Really really annoying me about you you see,
Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit
But my gosh don't you just know it

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard,
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board
Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When I noticed out the corner of my eye
Looking toward my direction
Your eyes locked onto my course
I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order,
Which cost me my place in the queue I waited for YEAH

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it

Whoa! Leave it out
Are you smoking crack or something?
Leave it Out
Mike just leave it just leave it
We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment
S'not worth it mike, just leave it
Don't Touch Me, S'not Worth It
Don't Touch Me, D, Look I'm Alright
Don't Touch me

For a while there I was thinking - yeah but what if?
Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit
Snaring you as you were standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
Was clocking onto you too yeah I had to admit
That yeah yeah you are fit,
And yeah I do want it,
But I stop sharking for a minute to get chips and drinks

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

Now, I bashed my head hard earlier choosing a brew.
But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue.
I didn't want to bowl over all geezer and rude,
Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth,
You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you,
But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, but you are really rude,
And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued,
But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you!

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

Oy, just as you started to make your big advance

With the milkshake and that little donut in hand
I was like nah, I can't, even though you look grand
But you look sharp there smiling hard suggesting and
Gleaming away with your hearty hearty looking tan
But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan
You walked towards my path but just brushed right past
And into the arms of that *beep*ing white shirted man

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

What do I give a *beep*.. I've got a girlfirend anyway
(whoa, we've all had a drink mate)
We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few fair play
I got this stella I bombed from that last café
This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay

I did fancy you a bit though yeah I must say
I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display
But this is just another case of female stopping play
On otherwise a total result of a holiday

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

Ha ha huh huh huh
You're fit but you know it
You're fit but you know it
You're fit but you know it
I think I'm going to fall over
I think I'm going to fall
*beep*ing hell

*With that Dork falls of the stage and lands in a glass of beer, he drinks it.*

*Looks up slightly bewildered at Dork and claps slowly*

"It was........interesting........but if I was any woman who you had just sang that to I would run away and never return........"

*Tries to climb up from the beer.*

- Thanks thanks, I know you love me, mhm, yea yea, hooja!  Oooh, Draven, howdy, come over here,  I got something to show ya!  Scientist, come you to!

*moves closer to the duke*

*Walks closer to Dork*

"Now I will let you show Draven first and if his face comes back looking horrified and is stuck in a terrified stare then I will pass on looking"

*hops over the counter and grabs a beer and hands it to Belisarius*

peace? i know you. *hits Peace*

*A faint cloaked shadowy figure emerges from thae tavern entrance, gliding forth slowly then dissappeared. The next thing they knew was that that she is already sitting next to the bar counter. She winks at the barkeep then smiles at the drunk man on the floor holding a mic.*

-Missed me? ^.^

If ya guys dont mind me asking, what kingdoms are you all in?

yo yo 
*I AM BACK*
Your beloved ex-leader of MDOW!
AKA (corwin / merlin / random)...

enough with the presentations!
*offers wine and beer to everyone*

- No no no, this is a two-person-gotta-see-at-the-same-time-or-it-will-not-work-kind of thing, come ooon, it won't be scary, I promise!

*A large axe falls out from Dorks pocket and falls to the ground.*

- Euhm, yea, that's my wifes, she's a lumberjack... I'd like to take that wine Naerey!

*Looks at Dork as he struggles to pick the axe up and put it back in his pocket*

"I don't know, your wife is a cat, how can a cat be a lumberjack? I mean come on, maybe a beaver being a lumberjack, now that is believable but a cat?!?!"

*Walks over to Dork and follows him to where he is going*

*looking over at Draven*

you know draven i would recoment taking your hand off your sword.

  Seloc falls down the stairs head first more as if he was thrown than fell.
   "*beep beep beep beep* stupid *beep*"
picking himself up he then climbs out the tavern window.

*removes hand from the hilt of his sword* *then screams, Dork get over here! another beer keep*

*me flips Senturu's power back on and evily smiles*

sorry it wasnt power it was the internet. didnt notice thats what i typed :(

but its ok now its all good

Why? I can help you. :P

*Is part timer computer technician.*

*With suspicion Dork walks over to Draven..*

- Ok...  give me one of those big ones then...

*He gets a big beer and drinks from it, but never ever let's his eyes move away from Draven of fear that he will do something....   weird and frightening.*

*senturu moves and sits by erica*
well hello erica :P