Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
22:09:03 May 21st 07 - Sir Scientist: Looks over at everyone fussing over Erica and whistles over "Does anyone fancy a quiet drink over here with me or are you all going to go after one girl? Would you care for a drink m'lady? I would be careful of that Dork, last girl that was in here he tried to do unspeakable things to her in the room upstairs.........." Turns round and finishes his drink "Hey Senturu another drink over here and a round for everyone" Chucking his wallet at Senturu and reaching down to his briefcase where upon he pulls out another one filled with notes
23:12:02 May 21st 07 - Lord Senturu: steals Scientists briefcase hehehe. gets everyone a drink Effrandor im gonna hurt you hits Efrandor
23:37:11 May 21st 07 - Duke Dork: Dork holds his hands on Ericas ears so she shall not hear what Scientist is saying, and quietly he is saying to him. - SSssssh! Shut up dammit! I'm halfway in already!! Suddenly Dork gets a hit in the head, he gets disturbed and turns to Senturu. - Oh you little beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep!!!!! It's not until now that Dork realises he let hishands go and Erica heard.. - Oops... fancy a drink?
18:33:35 May 22nd 07 - Sir Scientist: Realises that Senturu has his briefcase and reaches under the table and pulls out another one which looks exactly the same "God I'm so glad that I always carry my briefcase full of meat with me when I have the one with money in. Means that thieves like you Senturu always get the wrong one......" Points at Senturu who is trying to hide the briefcase and suddenly lightning hits Senturu from above "Now let that be a lesson to you, no thieves allowed.........." Turns and waves his hand over his head creating a bubble around him and his briefcase
21:56:06 May 22nd 07 - Lord Senturu: who said i wanted money? i wanted meat. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm goooooooooooooooddddddddddddd
21:59:41 May 22nd 07 - Duke Dork: Runs to Senturu. - MMMMmmmmmmmm, meaaaat!
16:37:26 May 23rd 07 - Mr. Loganas: goes into bar -Hey can i get drink here ???
17:42:53 May 23rd 07 - Mr. Mager: enters while looking around at the scene Hey everyone, how's it going? Upon a reply of MEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Mage jumps back finally deciding that this is no place for him with loonies everywhere, swiftly turns and heads towards a small but rather ornate looking table in the corner While continuing to stare at the unfolding events he sits back and orders a beer
19:30:32 May 23rd 07 - Mr. Loganas: finnaly gets drink -Ahh at least i got some attention.
23:05:58 May 23rd 07 - Sir Scientist: Looks over at Dork and Senturu with a slightly puzzled look on his face "Ok then, I never knew you guys liked meat so much, good job you didn't find my briefcase which is full of live meat......" Looks around to make sure that not too many people are looking over and turns to finish his drink
00:37:03 May 24th 07 - Lord Senturu: hits Loganas who gave you that drink? i do the drink giving around here. walks over to scientist....steals his briefcase full of live meat yes freash meat
03:33:44 May 24th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: stares blankly so it's meat wars?
02:22:11 May 26th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: that's just wrong ;)
11:22:22 May 27th 07 - Duke Dork: Picks up some of the meatloaf leftovers and goes to Draven. - Hello Draven. Dork takes the meatloaf and splashes it in the face of Draven. - Splash, Efrandor said since it wasn't so much original sound.
11:35:10 May 27th 07 - Sir Scientist: Looks around at the Havoc that has ensued in the Taverne since he had his briefcases stolen by Senturu. He waves his hands around the room and all of a sudden the meat disappears into thin air and his briefcases are back by his feet again. "Sorry I made the meat disappear but wanted the briefcases back, these are expensive things. And besides I never only carry one, that makes it too easy to steal my one full of money." Turns towards the bar "Senturu can I get that drink now, its been a while."
06:34:03 May 28th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: puts Effie in a headlock and walks around the room, then let's him go and the two sit at a table with 2 empty chairs and 2 full glasses of beer looks at Effie and says * i'm too old for this* Effie ask Too old for what? Draven sits back and replies Too old to fight with you young whipper snappers:P now back to the more important stuff, where did Erica go?
07:13:30 May 28th 07 - Lord Senturu: gets scientist a beer. Draven she left cuz she didnt like you
10:50:15 May 28th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: yeah yeah Senturu, my wife says the same thing but she's still around. :P
11:58:01 May 28th 07 - Lord Senturu: thats cuz you locked her in the basement dumbass
15:14:33 May 28th 07 - Duke Dork: - oooh right, that's where I woke up two years ago... Draven, you got a pretty wife.
16:17:47 May 28th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: Senturu that was your wife i locked in the basement, i mean you did give me a hundred dollars to do so :P
16:26:27 May 28th 07 - Duke Dork: - ooooh right, that explains why she liked it. Does some cocain and goes to sit beside Scientist.
04:52:01 May 29th 07 - Lord Senturu: ok... hits draven i also paid you 100 to shut up about it didnt i? i know i did dammit
05:16:37 May 29th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: doh! that's right! and i thought it was a tip :P forgot that whole silence thing. /me lays head on table and asks for another round.
06:04:04 May 29th 07 - Lord Senturu: no you dont get a drink now drinks Dravens beer
06:21:30 May 29th 07 - Duke Dork: Points at Draven. - You see that Scientist, that is someone who had too much... pfff, poor bastard ey... Oy, Senturu, give me and Sci another beer, he's rather wuiet, probably sad, better hurry up or he'll start crying soon!
07:24:30 May 29th 07 - Lord Senturu: grabs three beers and runs over to scientist. hands one to Dork and scientist. while drinking one myself
21:38:30 May 29th 07 - Mr. Sorank Seloc: Seloc climbs in throught the window walk over to the table takes dorks drink and gulps it in one - Refreshing, mind if i keep the glass - without waiting for a reply seloc walks up the stairs, and is gone
21:42:00 May 29th 07 - Sir Scientist: Watches as Seloc walks up stairs. Waves his hands around the room in a big circle above his head, all that can be heard is crashing, tearing and a scream which just gets more and more distant "Senturu, I hope you don't mind but I just gave this place a sun roof upstairs. The rubble and rubbish has been disposed of carefully and should burn up when it hits the sun in about 24 hours. Thank you for the beer by the way but since Dork had his stolen I will let him have mine"
11:59:34 May 30th 07 - Duke Dork: Grabs the glass of beer, moves it towards his mouth, drinks from it, realises he doens't have anything in his hand. Some crashing, tearing and screaming is heard, he takes the glass of beer, moves it towards the mouth, drinks from it and realises he know have a glass of beer in his hand. - Thanks Sci... Hope they got hell on the sun. You want a beep for the problem..?
13:23:53 May 30th 07 - Lord Senturu: grabs another beer and hands it to scientist there you go :D
17:21:40 May 30th 07 - Mr. Sorank Seloc: Seloc drags himself patetically through the window, hitting on his head on the floor boards as he came in, he landed in a heap just inside the window. He had horrible burn marks all over him. - argh thats the last time i drink from a strange glass, must of been spiked... - seloc trys to pick himself up, as he does he slips, and a giant crack in the floor become visable. - umm i'll pay for that-
12:38:37 May 31st 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Goldsie leaps into the bar through the window which Seloc just entered through, landing on Seloc's back with a sickening crunch, He's holding a pile of meat that looks surprisingly similar to the one Scientist made disappear "This just appeared in my front yard... does anyone here want it? Oh, Sorry mate... can i buy you a drink? Or perhaps a trip to the hospital?"
16:54:36 May 31st 07 - Mr. Sorank Seloc: "hos......."
17:17:24 May 31st 07 - Lord Senturu: takes the meat and hits goldsie muhahahah. now face the powah of the meat
23:17:42 May 31st 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Rubs Face tenderly "Hmmm" Gives Senturu evil stare, Senturu's hair bursts into flames
01:07:29 Jun 1st 07 - Sir Scientist: Looks over at Senturu as his hair is on fire. Outstretches his hand and lifts it slightly, as he does so the meat is lifted above Senturus head and hovers there, cooking slowly. "How does everyone want their steak, sorry but it might be a little greasy, this is Senturus hair we're using as a fire......" Notices that Senturus hair is starting to go out so he throws a fireball over and keeps it aflame "You don't mind do you Senturu, its just I haven't eaten in such a long time and this is the best thing for it. Hey I'll even give you first choice on the steak you want. How does that sound?"
16:31:46 Jun 1st 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: i'll take mine medium rare :)
17:45:14 Jun 1st 07 - Mr. Sorank Seloc: seloc is slowly dieing on the floor (will no one save him)
17:52:57 Jun 1st 07 - Lord Senturu: runs around in a circle screaming ahhhahahahhahahha. yousonofabeepassrapingsonobeepunwhorapesdogsandeatspieonahipposbutt.
02:44:25 Jun 2nd 07 - Sir Scientist: Looks as Senturu works himself into a big fuss "Now now Senturu, could you hold still, it is hard enough to keep you aflame when you're not moving, but when you run around like that you make it nigh on impossible." Flicks his wrist and a steak flies and lands on Dravens table "One medium rare"
02:55:12 Jun 2nd 07 - Mr. Goldsie: pulls out roll of gaff tape and tapes Senturu's mouth 'a beer here please'
10:36:42 Jun 2nd 07 - Mr. Sorank Seloc: "urgarrrgh grrrsuregotdie" Seloc dies.
17:28:43 Jun 2nd 07 - Lord Senturu: grabs a beer and empties it on his head....putting the fire out
01:41:08 Jun 3rd 07 - Lord Oogalybooogalyboo: dude that was ethonal your head's burning like a good'n now
02:17:16 Jun 3rd 07 - Lord Senturu: /me jumps on oogalyboooyalyboo i hate your friggin name its too long
05:35:05 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: dont hate the playa, hate the game.
05:37:54 Jun 3rd 07 - Lord Senturu: no i love VU dam it.
11:09:12 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Goldsie: 'too bad it doesn't love u back' throws more ethanol on Senturu
14:09:36 Jun 3rd 07 - Sir Scientist: Notices that the well done steak is ready and throws it onto a nearby table "One Well Done, finished. I'll do a couple more then I think that it is time we let Senturu grow some hair back, its beginning to scare me with him being bald........" Lifts two more steaks into the air and holds them above Senturus head which is now only slightly aflame due to lack of fuel
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Ye Olde Taverne
22:09:03 May 21st 07 - Sir Scientist: Looks over at everyone fussing over Erica and whistles over "Does anyone fancy a quiet drink over here with me or are you all going to go after one girl? Would you care for a drink m'lady? I would be careful of that Dork, last girl that was in here he tried to do unspeakable things to her in the room upstairs.........." Turns round and finishes his drink "Hey Senturu another drink over here and a round for everyone" Chucking his wallet at Senturu and reaching down to his briefcase where upon he pulls out another one filled with notes
23:12:02 May 21st 07 - Lord Senturu: steals Scientists briefcase hehehe. gets everyone a drink Effrandor im gonna hurt you hits Efrandor
23:37:11 May 21st 07 - Duke Dork: Dork holds his hands on Ericas ears so she shall not hear what Scientist is saying, and quietly he is saying to him. - SSssssh! Shut up dammit! I'm halfway in already!! Suddenly Dork gets a hit in the head, he gets disturbed and turns to Senturu. - Oh you little beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep!!!!! It's not until now that Dork realises he let hishands go and Erica heard.. - Oops... fancy a drink?
18:33:35 May 22nd 07 - Sir Scientist: Realises that Senturu has his briefcase and reaches under the table and pulls out another one which looks exactly the same "God I'm so glad that I always carry my briefcase full of meat with me when I have the one with money in. Means that thieves like you Senturu always get the wrong one......" Points at Senturu who is trying to hide the briefcase and suddenly lightning hits Senturu from above "Now let that be a lesson to you, no thieves allowed.........." Turns and waves his hand over his head creating a bubble around him and his briefcase
21:56:06 May 22nd 07 - Lord Senturu: who said i wanted money? i wanted meat. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm goooooooooooooooddddddddddddd
21:59:41 May 22nd 07 - Duke Dork: Runs to Senturu. - MMMMmmmmmmmm, meaaaat!
16:37:26 May 23rd 07 - Mr. Loganas: goes into bar -Hey can i get drink here ???
17:42:53 May 23rd 07 - Mr. Mager: enters while looking around at the scene Hey everyone, how's it going? Upon a reply of MEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Mage jumps back finally deciding that this is no place for him with loonies everywhere, swiftly turns and heads towards a small but rather ornate looking table in the corner While continuing to stare at the unfolding events he sits back and orders a beer
19:30:32 May 23rd 07 - Mr. Loganas: finnaly gets drink -Ahh at least i got some attention.
23:05:58 May 23rd 07 - Sir Scientist: Looks over at Dork and Senturu with a slightly puzzled look on his face "Ok then, I never knew you guys liked meat so much, good job you didn't find my briefcase which is full of live meat......" Looks around to make sure that not too many people are looking over and turns to finish his drink
00:37:03 May 24th 07 - Lord Senturu: hits Loganas who gave you that drink? i do the drink giving around here. walks over to scientist....steals his briefcase full of live meat yes freash meat
03:33:44 May 24th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: stares blankly so it's meat wars?
02:22:11 May 26th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: that's just wrong ;)
11:22:22 May 27th 07 - Duke Dork: Picks up some of the meatloaf leftovers and goes to Draven. - Hello Draven. Dork takes the meatloaf and splashes it in the face of Draven. - Splash, Efrandor said since it wasn't so much original sound.
11:35:10 May 27th 07 - Sir Scientist: Looks around at the Havoc that has ensued in the Taverne since he had his briefcases stolen by Senturu. He waves his hands around the room and all of a sudden the meat disappears into thin air and his briefcases are back by his feet again. "Sorry I made the meat disappear but wanted the briefcases back, these are expensive things. And besides I never only carry one, that makes it too easy to steal my one full of money." Turns towards the bar "Senturu can I get that drink now, its been a while."
06:34:03 May 28th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: puts Effie in a headlock and walks around the room, then let's him go and the two sit at a table with 2 empty chairs and 2 full glasses of beer looks at Effie and says * i'm too old for this* Effie ask Too old for what? Draven sits back and replies Too old to fight with you young whipper snappers:P now back to the more important stuff, where did Erica go?
07:13:30 May 28th 07 - Lord Senturu: gets scientist a beer. Draven she left cuz she didnt like you
10:50:15 May 28th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: yeah yeah Senturu, my wife says the same thing but she's still around. :P
11:58:01 May 28th 07 - Lord Senturu: thats cuz you locked her in the basement dumbass
15:14:33 May 28th 07 - Duke Dork: - oooh right, that's where I woke up two years ago... Draven, you got a pretty wife.
16:17:47 May 28th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: Senturu that was your wife i locked in the basement, i mean you did give me a hundred dollars to do so :P
16:26:27 May 28th 07 - Duke Dork: - ooooh right, that explains why she liked it. Does some cocain and goes to sit beside Scientist.
04:52:01 May 29th 07 - Lord Senturu: ok... hits draven i also paid you 100 to shut up about it didnt i? i know i did dammit
05:16:37 May 29th 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: doh! that's right! and i thought it was a tip :P forgot that whole silence thing. /me lays head on table and asks for another round.
06:04:04 May 29th 07 - Lord Senturu: no you dont get a drink now drinks Dravens beer
06:21:30 May 29th 07 - Duke Dork: Points at Draven. - You see that Scientist, that is someone who had too much... pfff, poor bastard ey... Oy, Senturu, give me and Sci another beer, he's rather wuiet, probably sad, better hurry up or he'll start crying soon!
07:24:30 May 29th 07 - Lord Senturu: grabs three beers and runs over to scientist. hands one to Dork and scientist. while drinking one myself
21:38:30 May 29th 07 - Mr. Sorank Seloc: Seloc climbs in throught the window walk over to the table takes dorks drink and gulps it in one - Refreshing, mind if i keep the glass - without waiting for a reply seloc walks up the stairs, and is gone
21:42:00 May 29th 07 - Sir Scientist: Watches as Seloc walks up stairs. Waves his hands around the room in a big circle above his head, all that can be heard is crashing, tearing and a scream which just gets more and more distant "Senturu, I hope you don't mind but I just gave this place a sun roof upstairs. The rubble and rubbish has been disposed of carefully and should burn up when it hits the sun in about 24 hours. Thank you for the beer by the way but since Dork had his stolen I will let him have mine"
11:59:34 May 30th 07 - Duke Dork: Grabs the glass of beer, moves it towards his mouth, drinks from it, realises he doens't have anything in his hand. Some crashing, tearing and screaming is heard, he takes the glass of beer, moves it towards the mouth, drinks from it and realises he know have a glass of beer in his hand. - Thanks Sci... Hope they got hell on the sun. You want a beep for the problem..?
13:23:53 May 30th 07 - Lord Senturu: grabs another beer and hands it to scientist there you go :D
17:21:40 May 30th 07 - Mr. Sorank Seloc: Seloc drags himself patetically through the window, hitting on his head on the floor boards as he came in, he landed in a heap just inside the window. He had horrible burn marks all over him. - argh thats the last time i drink from a strange glass, must of been spiked... - seloc trys to pick himself up, as he does he slips, and a giant crack in the floor become visable. - umm i'll pay for that-
12:38:37 May 31st 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Goldsie leaps into the bar through the window which Seloc just entered through, landing on Seloc's back with a sickening crunch, He's holding a pile of meat that looks surprisingly similar to the one Scientist made disappear "This just appeared in my front yard... does anyone here want it? Oh, Sorry mate... can i buy you a drink? Or perhaps a trip to the hospital?"
16:54:36 May 31st 07 - Mr. Sorank Seloc: "hos......."
17:17:24 May 31st 07 - Lord Senturu: takes the meat and hits goldsie muhahahah. now face the powah of the meat
23:17:42 May 31st 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Rubs Face tenderly "Hmmm" Gives Senturu evil stare, Senturu's hair bursts into flames
01:07:29 Jun 1st 07 - Sir Scientist: Looks over at Senturu as his hair is on fire. Outstretches his hand and lifts it slightly, as he does so the meat is lifted above Senturus head and hovers there, cooking slowly. "How does everyone want their steak, sorry but it might be a little greasy, this is Senturus hair we're using as a fire......" Notices that Senturus hair is starting to go out so he throws a fireball over and keeps it aflame "You don't mind do you Senturu, its just I haven't eaten in such a long time and this is the best thing for it. Hey I'll even give you first choice on the steak you want. How does that sound?"
16:31:46 Jun 1st 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: i'll take mine medium rare :)
17:45:14 Jun 1st 07 - Mr. Sorank Seloc: seloc is slowly dieing on the floor (will no one save him)
17:52:57 Jun 1st 07 - Lord Senturu: runs around in a circle screaming ahhhahahahhahahha. yousonofabeepassrapingsonobeepunwhorapesdogsandeatspieonahipposbutt.
02:44:25 Jun 2nd 07 - Sir Scientist: Looks as Senturu works himself into a big fuss "Now now Senturu, could you hold still, it is hard enough to keep you aflame when you're not moving, but when you run around like that you make it nigh on impossible." Flicks his wrist and a steak flies and lands on Dravens table "One medium rare"
02:55:12 Jun 2nd 07 - Mr. Goldsie: pulls out roll of gaff tape and tapes Senturu's mouth 'a beer here please'
10:36:42 Jun 2nd 07 - Mr. Sorank Seloc: "urgarrrgh grrrsuregotdie" Seloc dies.
17:28:43 Jun 2nd 07 - Lord Senturu: grabs a beer and empties it on his head....putting the fire out
01:41:08 Jun 3rd 07 - Lord Oogalybooogalyboo: dude that was ethonal your head's burning like a good'n now
02:17:16 Jun 3rd 07 - Lord Senturu: /me jumps on oogalyboooyalyboo i hate your friggin name its too long
05:35:05 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Draven The Naked: dont hate the playa, hate the game.
05:37:54 Jun 3rd 07 - Lord Senturu: no i love VU dam it.
11:09:12 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Goldsie: 'too bad it doesn't love u back' throws more ethanol on Senturu
14:09:36 Jun 3rd 07 - Sir Scientist: Notices that the well done steak is ready and throws it onto a nearby table "One Well Done, finished. I'll do a couple more then I think that it is time we let Senturu grow some hair back, its beginning to scare me with him being bald........" Lifts two more steaks into the air and holds them above Senturus head which is now only slightly aflame due to lack of fuel
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