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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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that story is da bomb | ||||
Aight, I'll just use it for a essay in school then.. | ||||
As Lithlego once again wears his armour of red and white, he could not but wonder how the battle situation have changed so much. His old battle mates from the days of lightning are all but gone, save a few, who had been summoned by the old king. | ||||
*Looks at Lithlegos sad face and walks up to him* - Take this drink, it's the only thing around now that might cheer you up, we are living in dark times... Dark times indeed. - Have to go now, need to find my elk. *Sadly walks away* | ||||
Kain walks in, "waddly waddly wata wata wat, wa wat waddla waddie!" he screamed. What he really said was there was a wizard that casted a spell on his voice so that only nonsense came out. he also gave him huge crab claws. "woob woob woob woob!" he wailed as he scuttled away. The whole tavern then exploded, and there were no more posts. and kain lived happily ever after. (I dont like this thead, it looks at me funny) | ||||
Sorry kain, you can't always get what you want, there will always be something that looks funny on you. (I like this thread, it looks at me funny) | ||||
Luckely Mielo is an skilled engineer ... Rebuilded the place on the body of Kain ... So he could never speak again into Ye new Taverne .. (don't mess with the funny looking thread) | ||||
A wizard ressurected his body. Kain had decided that the tavern may stay, because he liked the beer there. he came there often, ordering a plate of fries and a glass of beer. He was no longer bothered by the thread, because he had already beat it in the face. (you guys are turtles) | ||||
- Turtles are green, I like green, says Efrandor with booze raining from his lips and eyes. | ||||
us turtles salute you with one bucket of ale pressed to our lips
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*honor jumps up and does a roundhouse kick.* go mutant ninja turtles. *jumps up and does another kick, this time kicking Efrandor in the head* woops srry bout that man........*slips Efrandor a gold coin* we uhh.....dont need to bring in any police now do we? | ||||
*as result of this action Mielo was laughing that much that he was choking into his bucket of ale* | ||||
*Having a really bad nose and pain in the head, Efandor starts to mutter.* - sooowhatwasthatyousaidwooowoowoooo... *Quickly brightens up* - Hey a gold coin, I can call my mom with this, coome on Raphael, we'll be back soon again.. | ||||
"Don dring an drivey!" Kain slurred, taking another swig from his mug. Suddenly a loud roar startled everyone. "My rides is hurr..." Kain stumbled out and jumped on his giant turtle. The turtle lumbered away. | ||||
* at the loud roar honor jumped up* is that my mommy? it is, oh mommy wait for me. * runs out of the tavern chasing the giant turtle | ||||
Suddenly the turtle stopped. He could feel a rumbling in his intestines, and released a huge pile of turtle *beep* on the unsuspecting Honor. Tragically, the turtle turd totally smothered Honor's body and he suffocated underneath the massive monster's musty moon pie and died. | ||||
*While making a phonecall to his mom with his socks just outside the tavern Efrandor hears something funny, he turns around and see a giant turtle run around with some crazy man on top of it* - hö? *Efrandor stands still and observes as yet another crasy man comes out of the tavern and starts shouting for mom and gets a load of brown all over him* - Do you have anything to do with this, Raphael? *Notice how Efrandor opens his eyes to the limit as he sees his elk running towards the big turtle shouting that it's his baby and lover* - Now that's just groose. *Efrandor has seen enough, picks up his air-tube and sticks it in the poo, shouts at the elk to "sit the hell down!" and kindly ask the turtle to park somewere else* - What's up with people!? Come on Raphael, I'll buy you back that drink. *On the way in he put his socks in the barrel where the past out gnome is still passing out.* (Edited by Sir Efrandor 9/17/2006 11:27:20 PM) | ||||
"We are gathered here today to honour the passing of honor, who has left VU, perhaps for good, but we shall always honour his memory and regret the loss of him." | ||||
*honors ghost comes striding in through the door* howdy all wats been happening wit u all *everyone starts running away, honor sniffs himself and realizes that he smells like poo.* i need a shower....anyone got a ghost shower i can use? | ||||
*Efrandor slowly turns around and faces Honor* - Now now now, Honor, why didn't you use my air-tube I sticked in, had to be brave did you, well well. *Brings up the portable ghost shower from his adventures bag he bought at Åhlens for 55:-* - Here, this might work, but do it outside would you. | ||||
Phuh washin is for wussies ... If everbody would stink their would be no problem at all ^^ Why do you think I'm an orc ... In the beginning I was an elf but then I found a cool lazy way to live ^^ | ||||
*grabs Efrandor's shower and runs outside* um....how do u get this thing to work? oh wait here we go i got it. * there was a loud bang outside the tavern.. honor comes walkin in all shiny and clean* ahhh much better. | ||||
*Steps up to Honor* - Where are my shower!? If you don't want troubles with Rocky and Rambo here*Puts up both fists* you better bring it back! *Efrandor is looking rather angry* - It is my mothers you see, I won't get any supper unless I bring it back home tonight.. | ||||
*looks down at Efrandor's fists* you do know im a ghost right? *tries to slap Efrandor around* your shower is outside....u should use it too | ||||
- Don't you try to lecture me young bo- Yes mom! Sorry mom! Sorry Mr. Honor.. *Slaps himself and goes out to the shower, soon after there's a loud bang and the smell of dandelions comes through the tavern, soon after a tall prince-looking guy enters* - Hey y'all, call me Effie. Oh, bartender, would you please give me a toad? | ||||
what you want a toad fo? * walks around the bar swinging a toothpick like a sword | ||||
so, theres a tavern, and I have yet to visit it, is that possible? | ||||
- I want a toad dear sir, becayse they are good for the hairgrowth, that's why. *Feeling pleased with himself Efrandor leans back waiting for his toad when sudenly!* - BACAAAAAAARDIIII!!!!!!!! *Scared to pieces Efrandor falls to the ground, gets up, and ask Bacardi if he could be abit more silent* - We don't want to wake whom we do not speak about. Excuse me, I have been waiting for that toad for about seven days now, when will it be done? | ||||
because of the lack of service and Efrandor just can't get their is no-one behind the bar, Mielo Jumped behind the bar because he's so 'skilled' in everything he does ^^ | ||||
well then my good man, I'll have some bacardi and Cola, of course,and some of those salted peanuts you get some times at the better bars and taverns | ||||
*while Jonny B is telling his story, I allready fallen asleep when he asked me a bacardi cola* | ||||
* Tries to wake Mielo up asking about the toad* | ||||
I'm trying to ignore Efrandor ... But hey I'm paid for this so I kinda woke up, and realized that i'm back in that messy Tavern :( | ||||
*Grow tired of waiting for the darn toad and steps outside to talk to his elk.* | ||||
OK one toad ready :p NEXT | ||||
*casually walks along the path outside, not needing the slightest hint of alcohol. sees giant turtle excrement, a talking elk, and a ghost taking a shower outside.* | ||||
2 of the strongest shots for the Old ugly man in front of me, coming right up... *behind the bar I'm making them extra strength by mixing some glue in it* ... Here you go | ||||
*walks into the taverne, catching a slight hint of glue and.. what seems to be turtle dung, he finds an empty seat in the back.
Being new to the land, Falinor is not sure what it is exactly he has walked into, but assumes he's in for the time of his life. As such, he intends to gather a little information about this place and perhaps with time fit in to this crazy way of life! For now though, he sits quietly and absorbs the insanity of it all. | ||||
:downs the shots instantly, after a short moment of dramatic suspended-animation as a fellow newcomer comes in: | ||||
*while I'm trowing Malkavian on the pile of dead people who died on glue, I see Falinor get beaten up by four other people and one is attacking him with spoons ...* I wonder who those people are... | ||||
... | ||||
"Says who? ...
... Mommy ?" (Edited by Sir Dark Mielo 9/28/2006 7:26:46 PM) | ||||
yes, that sounds good. i'd like to try this 'mommy' you speak of. | ||||
*thinking out laud* Naah must be the wind I'm hearing ... Ow well ... I'll go take a leak | ||||
ahhh...there can be nothing good that comes from a drink requiring the barkeep to go to the bathroom to prepare it... | ||||
*stumbles about, knocking things off the counter* | ||||
*Suddenly from the dark an elk appears, an elk with 7 spoons attacking all and everything, he goes towards Falinor and Malkavian* - bjrieoagnfaurtnoooooouuh - What my friend here is trying to say is that you have stolen his beer, apparently, says Efrandor looking rather cute. | ||||
hey those are my spoons, | ||||
- gdknmsoapingfmetgdsnoooooouuh, says the elk - He says he know nothing about your spoons, he.. . eeeh, found these, it's hes. | ||||
thats it. no one takes my spoons and gets away with it *pulls off his shirt flexing his muscles* Efrandor take care of my light work *walks over and pics up his shirt and sits down to watch Efrandor get torn to pieces by an elk and spoons* | ||||
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