Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne

15:58:23 Jul 17th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*As 47 drags Gold away into a back room (The same one that Scientist wanted to lock me up in for three days without beer) Septim holds a toast.

"To Gold's death, he was a horrible man."

*Suddenly, a bald man with Gold's clothes on walks up.

Bald man: "Hello, comrades, give me an alcohalic beverage please."

16:00:05 Jul 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"To Gold"

*completes toast, then looks at new man.*

"?"

16:06:20 Jul 17th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

Bald Man: "Hello comrade Seloc, I am Goldmeister, you're good friend Goldmeister...."

16:11:29 Jul 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Gets out his sword and stabs Gold lots and lots of times.......*

16:15:22 Jul 17th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*The screen turns red and 47 shoots three peasants in the head, filling up his health bar. The bald man shoots Seloc in the head, misses, and hits Scientist instead.

"You missed your mark, 47"

Bald Man: "I AM NOT 47, I AM GOLD!!!"

*47 pulls out a Silverballer but then Slasher the mongoose (who has tended to his sword wounds) attacks 47, clawing several things out that I am not in the mood to name...

16:17:39 Jul 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Stabs everything that slasher drags out.*

16:19:18 Jul 17th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

30 seconds later.....

*47 falls to the floor, devoid of all flesh and organs, as Slasher walks away to the footlocker with a small rag to clean his paws...

16:21:14 Jul 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Sits back down to his drink.*

16:23:38 Jul 17th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*Laughs and takes a drink

21:58:28 Jul 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Gaius walks in

"My father died, don't want to talk about it, you know the drill, gimme a beer, barkeep"

23:56:15 Jul 17th 07 - Duchess Samus:

"Ha, your father was a panzy anyway..."

*goes on making degrading comments about Gaius's father*

00:14:27 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Agent 47 sneaks up behind Samus and sedates her, a few hours later she wakes up in the alleyway, and her butt hurts

01:15:59 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

who is Samus?

01:25:42 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

Duchess Samus

Report

7/17/2007 3:56:15 PM

"Ha, your father was a panzy anyway..."

*goes on making degrading comments about Gaius's father*

11:14:27 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

*Goldmeister appears completely unscathed apart from a lone crossbow bolt to the shoulder*
'As I said immunity, you attacked me in such great amounts that I am now completely and utterly immune to you and all attacks directed by you...'

*Goldsie then plucks the bolt out of his shoulder and throws it away*

'Ow, that hurt... anyway Septim, attack in moderation and this won't happen'

12:51:43 Jul 18th 07 - Ms. The Don Don:

i keep getting killed

15:10:12 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

(lol you and septim are like peas of the same pod)

"Strange I never saw Samus enter..........."

16:39:52 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Very funny Seloc..."

*Septim takes a drink

17:48:33 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"mwhahahaah ime back and i have still got my oath to find out what is hidden in septims footlocker to complete....."

*places a pipe bomb in septims foot locker and presses the explode button...

17:52:20 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*The pipe bomb has no effect on the footlocket at all

"hehehe"

18:15:40 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"A-bomb?"

*plants an A-bomb...

18:16:48 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Still...no effect except for the tavern exploding

"Senturu isn't going to like that..."

18:26:00 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"oh cr@p i have about 5 minutes to build a new tavern wish me luck..."

*defensive builds like he has never built before

19:52:45 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim laughs as he sees Defensive hit his thumb and wonders what Senturu will do to him...Septim then remembers that Senturu will probobly be too busy torturing Defensive to fix the tavern, and that means no beer....Suddenly, Septim arises from his seat and leaves the Tavern.

19:54:03 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim comes back with 50 dragons and they all rebuild the tavern in about ten seconds. The dragons leave and Septim sits down.

20:07:48 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"woohoooi fixed the tavern with only a little help!! i will be a legend for this maybe even earn me my "sir" title"

20:26:59 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

Maybe I should tell him about the fifty dragons that helped him...nah....Senturu will know....he's smart like that....

21:06:00 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Defensive you'll never be a 'sir' it takes role playing which I can't be bothered doing......"

21:10:09 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I got it because I wrote a long-*beep* story..."

21:27:32 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"I guessed....."

22:01:08 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

go damn it biatches

22:09:43 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"You want us to leave?"

22:58:53 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

no never, if you all leave who will buy my beer?

now give me ur dang order or ill murderize you

23:04:19 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I don't know what murderize means, but it doesn't sound good, I'll take an ale!"

04:13:30 Jul 19th 07 - Mr. Ninja:

Senturu ur back!

thank god haha

wuts krackin?

09:01:39 Jul 19th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"i will earn my sir title and dont give me any lip overit.... you want a fight?"

10:03:43 Jul 19th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*Senturu beats up Defensive*

yes Ninja. i have returned.

*gives Gaius Septim his Ale*

there ya go lad.

16:25:51 Jul 19th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"I'll have what septims haveing."

*Kicks defensive just for good measure.*

16:43:46 Jul 19th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim takes a drink from his ale

"Thanks Senturu"

17:53:13 Jul 19th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

" why does everyone beath the Sh1t out of me?? i mean either everyone insults me or pisses me off or puts down any ideas i have.."

17:55:01 Jul 19th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim slaps the living *Beep* out of Defensive, calls his mama fat, and puts down an idea he has come up with, all in one post!

17:56:39 Jul 19th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"excuse me i must go sulk...."

(ooc: i am actually quite upset about this you know...)

17:59:39 Jul 19th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim goes over to Defensive and pats him on the back

"It's ok, it happened to me when I first came as well...of course I tried to burn the tavern down with a molotov coctail (I spelled it wrong because it beeps the actual coc in coctail out) but that is a different story..."

*Septim walks over to the bar and takes a drink

18:27:52 Jul 19th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

" yer coctails can be very damaging...."

18:53:57 Jul 19th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Defensive the reason people put down your ideas is because there complete and utter *beep* and you don't fight back."

*Pets defensive reasuringly.*

18:55:08 Jul 19th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Yeah!"

*Slaps Defensive and awaits a reply

19:26:30 Jul 19th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*tumball weed rolls by*

21:17:19 Jul 19th 07 - Duke Drakos The Indomitable:

*Drakos strides in and shakes the dust from his cloak, hangs it up. Looks around taking in the condition of the tavern, moves to bar, talks to barkeep*

"Tis been awhile since I have had the good fortune to be in this part of the world to visit this Taverne, draw me a mug of your famous ale"

21:20:42 Jul 19th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"DRAKOS?!? The one who started this tavern?!?"

00:56:20 Jul 20th 07 - Mr. Ninja:

"Ello drakos, welcome back"

*puffs himself next to him*

"hows ur cities and army's coming this era?"

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