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thinks to himself{wow im loved} | ||||
(we are holding a aniversary party me and septim decided it) "gold i need a hug.." | ||||
*Looks very downcast.* "I need a hug too.... I'm gonna miss the anniversary party : (" | ||||
*Septim sits back and watches everybody "Hey Seloc, have fun!" *Septim chugs his beer and throws it at a random person | ||||
*Senturu walks over to Seloc and kicks him in the nuts.* | ||||
"Well, I invited the leaders of every KD so somebody better come..." | ||||
"they will hopefully.. anyway duid you get any replyies?" | ||||
*Revenge glances at a now standing Seloc thinking he recovered too quickly from the blow to his nuts... | ||||
"Yes, around five or six" *Septim takes a drink from his tankard "I am back from my dad's house by the way, although I was able to get on quite a bit there..." | ||||
*Septim checks his watch "One year ago, Drakos started this wonderous Tavern, now we shall celebrate the anniversary to honor the founding of this Tavern!" *Septim grabs his beer and holds it in the air "To Ye Olde Taverne!" | ||||
"to the old tavern HURAH!" | ||||
well ok then ill allow this. | ||||
*Goldmeister grabs a long neck and toasts to Ye Old Tavern* | ||||
*Septim drinks his beer and sits down "The food I prepared is on that table*points to nearby table* over there, it consists of flamingo, squirell, chipmunk, and many other things!" | ||||
*Thor bursts in in a chicken suit* | ||||
*Hits Senturu over the head rendering him unconsious and grabs his falling beer* | ||||
Thor gorges himself at the feasting tables... | ||||
*Septim looks at Thor gorging himself "Well, its good to know that somebody enjoys my cooking!" *Septim turns to Senturu "I'll have a-" *Septim sees that Senturu is unconsious. "Hmmmm, I need beer!" *Septim runs over to his footlocker and grabs out a can of beer, he takes a drink "Ahhhh, much better!" | ||||
*Hearing the Beer that was brought into the Tavern Senturu revives* | ||||
*Septim recovers from his blow to the nuts and kicks Senturu in the nuts "Beer should not be wasted, no matter how evil it is...can you give me a beer then?" | ||||
Yes i can. but you will NOT destory our Beers feelings. | ||||
*Septim picks up the beer and drinks it "Mmmmmm...good..." | ||||
*Revenge watches this and realizes that there are no chicks here. He decides that this is too much of a sausage-fest and leaves, kicking Septim in the nuts on the way out for good measure. | ||||
*Septim beats the living hell outta Revenge and picks up his cell phone. "Is this Da Pimp? I need fifteen chicks delivered here, I'd like the STD free package, thank you..." *Septim pulls out a lab coat and a lab set and awaits the prostitutes, when they arrive he tests them all for STDs. "All clear 'cept her*points to a blond lady* Get outta here!" *The blond lady leaves with a sad look on her face "Ok, everybody...have fun!" | ||||
*Scientist looks round to see a row of people waiting at a table and Septim dressed in a scientists lab coat.* | ||||
"Ouch...fine..." *Septim takes a drink from his beer to ease the pain | ||||
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"random?" | ||||
"Not random, my nuts feel cracked..." >.< | ||||
"Well at least the chicks dont have to fear pregnancy" *Revenge comes back after watching a bunch of chicks walk in. "Man you guys are slow at picking up chicks. I already got that one hot blonde that walked out the door." | ||||
"Alright! The back room is free for ya!" Hehehe | ||||
"Awesome! Glad you got the STD free package otherwise i'd be suspicious." *Runs in the back with the chick | ||||
*Septim finishes his drink "While that man is gettin' herpies, AIDs, Syphilis, and a few other STDs I would like another drink!" | ||||
"Well... somone beet me to the 2000 mark on the fourm. I posted the 1000th post. congrates... who ever did that." Paracelzus walks over to the bar keeper and buys himself a beer. Walks home and goes to sleep with a pint of bear in his hand. | ||||
I DID!!! WOOT! | ||||
Congrates... | ||||
"you very very sad sad man....." (hehe he cant see my writing and maul me with his mongoose....) | ||||
"I ain't bline, I got 20/20 vision!" *Slasher runs in and starts mauling Defensive | ||||
*kicks the door in* i got no invite to this party!! come on, i know u guys missed me XD
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"Ninja!!!! I dont know you..." | ||||
*A mongoose walks in and puts up a flier, it says: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE ARENA Got a person you hate? Challenge then in the arena! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||
*reads paper* "hmm very interesting, any of u sassy dogs wana challenge The Ninja! *puffs away in a ball of smoke* "hahahahaha" (evil laugh) *appears sitting at the bar waiting for some one to challenge em*
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*A man in a suit walks in and puts up a notice, it says: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By the official law of Visual Utopia, Gaius Cephorus Septim is being sued under charges of posting way too many things that have no relation to the topic. Citizens of Visual Utopia that like or dislike Gaius Septim may come and flame him or defend him. Location: Septim gets Sued, Roleplaying Section, VU Forums Signed, Antonis Yurilus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||
Yet more spam from Septic | ||||
"Who the hell is Septic?" | ||||
that weird guy who's being sued and im defending. sheesh what a weirdo :P that guy deserves to lose. but when i take a case i will win...or he'll piss me off and ill make him lose... | ||||
"Septim sits at the bar and two men in black suits walk in, they look at Septim and nod. They then sit down at a table. "I will take a beer", says one man. "I will take a whiskey", says the other. | ||||
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