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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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"I'm from Antarctica. Thats where I met my pet Ted, the penguin." | ||||
"My family originated in the lost world of Cidel, but Tiber Septim was kicked out due to a military mistake and was banished to Nirvana. He stayed there for a while, building a few cities, until armageddon came and his son Calus, teleported to Fantasia and took the mantle as leader of the Septim Empire. Calus did good 'til he was killed by enemies, at which point his son, Pelagius Septim II, took over. Pelagius did well for a while but was killed by Peacekeeper. His son managed to escape and build a new city...which was, as you may guess, taken over by enemies. His son, Cephorus, was depressed and died a lonely death. I moved to Zetamania and here I am...oh...forgive me...you didn't ask my family history, but I did tell you where I came from. Do you have any children?" | ||||
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"My son, Salius Septim II, will take up the mantle as leader of the Septims. I have complete faith in him...he will also take up my mantle as a cloner!" | ||||
*Epyon drops his jaw* | ||||
"They will be discontinued and will thus die out due to anti-spammer groups. Salius Septim II will create new clones in his image and continue the work of Gaius Septim!" | ||||
"Hmmm good to hear. Well I'm sure a lot of people would be upset seeing as how they are annoyed with the constant 'spamming'" | ||||
*Grubbs jumps outta a nearby garbage can and refills Septim's and Epyon's glasses. He then goes and hides again. "Twice!?! Senturu is gonna beat the hell outta him when he finds out..." | ||||
"Hmmm this sure is a lonely tavern" | ||||
"Nah, Scientist, Senturu, Goldmeister, Defensive, and Shezmu never left. They are very quiet and I believe Senturu is sleeping..." | ||||
"Hmmm well we need something to liven up the place" | ||||
*Septim gets up "I SHALL DISPLAY MY BEAUTIFULL SINGING VOICE!!!" *Septim gets up on stage and starts singing, the windows break and he gets down... "Oh well..." | ||||
"Hmmm I guess its my turn" | ||||
*Lightning then hits eypon (both of him)* "My turn" | ||||
"hmmm" | ||||
*Septim looks at Seloc "Welcome back, was your trip fun?" | ||||
"Strangly enough it was," *Buys everone a round of beer.* | ||||
*walks in* Waaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppp ? | ||||
*Septim turns towards Iwasfrozen IV "Welcome to hell..." | ||||
"Senturu said I could help him around here due to his inactivity, so I guess I'm a hired barkeep! Who wants a drink?" *Septim puts on an apron and jumps behind the counter, Slasher suddenly walks in "Slasher! Put up some fliers will ya?" *Slasher gives a sharp salute and runs outta the tavern to make fliers | ||||
*Revenge winces as he notices slasher as he remembers his savage beating. | ||||
"Want a beer, Revenge?" | ||||
"Of course he does, we all want beer's that why we're in a tavern. Now where that round of drinks I ordered." *Waits* | ||||
"random!" "lets play hit the footlocker!!"
"mwhahahaha this will get me into septims locker...." | ||||
*Septim gives everybody their favorite drink and smacks Defensive over the head with a bat that he found behind the bar "No breaking into that, it's for your own good..." | ||||
lol, pandoras box. | ||||
*NASA suddenly lands on top of Iwasfrozen IV again.........* | ||||
*Septim walks up to the shuttle "Get that thing outta this tavern! The parking lot's outside!" *The NASA shuttle leaves, taking Iwasfrozen's ashes with them... | ||||
"oops..." | ||||
(NASA not a NASA shuttle the whole of NASA it was the most random thing I could think of) | ||||
"yay!" | ||||
*Seloc slaps everyone* | ||||
*Septim is slapped so fast he doesn't see it coming "Who did that???" *Septim readies his slap-hand "WHO!?!" | ||||
"Gold did it.!" | ||||
*Septim slaps Gold so hard his face is red for a week, Septim then sits down and starts drinking | ||||
*walks in to the bar* | ||||
*Uses hammer with dragonboy.* "HELLO!!!!" | ||||
*Septim slaps Dragonboy "Welcome to Ye Olde Taverne!" | ||||
"YOU BETTER BE ACTIVE OR ELSE." *rolls up his sleeves.* | ||||
"Errrrr...yeah!" *Septim puts on a metal gauntlet of slapping | ||||
*calls papa dragon* | ||||
*a giaNT DRAGON WALKS IN AND ORDERS A PINT* | ||||
*Septim's eyes turn red and he turns into a gigantic alien, he turns towards the dragon "YOUR DESTROYING THE TAVERN!!!!!!! GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!" | ||||
*Uses anti dragon powder on dragon.* | ||||
*the papa DRAGON speaks a old britsh accent *good chap im just having a pint by THE demons whats smell?
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*sneezes from the powder and sends a old lady flying* oh im so sorry dear | ||||
"Demon are smaller and dont kill everyone." | ||||
"It's all well and good to have a pint...but not IF YOUR DESTROYING THE CEILING! Good dragons can change into human form!" *Septim turns back to a human | ||||
*papa dragon goes human dragon boy dont need due being the size of spyro anyway* | ||||
"have you met my mate spyro? apparently hes some special purple dragon" *laughs hystericly* | ||||
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