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Ye Olde Taverne
06:36:16 Aug 12th 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"I'm from Antarctica. Thats where I met my pet Ted, the penguin."

*Epyon takes another sip of his beer*

"Where are you from?"


06:42:11 Aug 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"My family originated in the lost world of Cidel, but Tiber Septim was kicked out due to a military mistake and was banished to Nirvana. He stayed there for a while, building a few cities, until armageddon came and his son Calus, teleported to Fantasia and took the mantle as leader of the Septim Empire. Calus did good 'til he was killed by enemies, at which point his son, Pelagius Septim II, took over. Pelagius did well for a while but was killed by Peacekeeper. His son managed to escape and build a new city...which was, as you may guess, taken over by enemies. His son, Cephorus, was depressed and died a lonely death. I moved to Zetamania and here I am...oh...forgive me...you didn't ask my family history, but I did tell you where I came from. Do you have any children?"


06:44:08 Aug 12th 07 - Mr. Epyon:

o_O

*Epyon checks Septim's history*

"Ohhhhhh.... Yes I have a son whom I named after myself, Epyon. He will follow in my footsteps and keep our legacy going ;)"

"How about you?"


06:45:27 Aug 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"My son, Salius Septim II, will take up the mantle as leader of the Septims. I have complete faith in him...he will also take up my mantle as a cloner!"


06:50:07 Aug 12th 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon drops his jaw*

"Well wont you still have Gaius clones running around??"


06:53:02 Aug 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"They will be discontinued and will thus die out due to anti-spammer groups. Salius Septim II will create new clones in his image and continue the work of Gaius Septim!"


06:55:43 Aug 12th 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"Hmmm good to hear. Well I'm sure a lot of people would be upset seeing as how they are annoyed with the constant 'spamming'"

*Epyon drinks the last of his mug's contents*

"Dang. When's Senturu when ya need him I could use a refill"


06:57:43 Aug 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Grubbs jumps outta a nearby garbage can and refills Septim's and Epyon's glasses. He then goes and hides again.

"Twice!?! Senturu is gonna beat the hell outta him when he finds out..."


07:02:48 Aug 12th 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"Hmmm this sure is a lonely tavern"

*Epyon looks around, noticing that he and Septim are the only two in the tavern aside from Grubbs who just ran away*

"Ummm why did you make me come here again?? :O"


07:04:16 Aug 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Nah, Scientist, Senturu, Goldmeister, Defensive, and Shezmu never left. They are very quiet and I believe Senturu is sleeping..."


07:08:37 Aug 12th 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"Hmmm well we need something to liven up the place"

*!*

"And I got just the idea!"

*Epyon runs out of the tavern and returns a few minutes later with a karaoke machine*

"Alright! So who's gonna sing first?"


07:12:41 Aug 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim gets up

"I SHALL DISPLAY MY BEAUTIFULL SINGING VOICE!!!"

*Septim gets up on stage and starts singing, the windows break and he gets down...

"Oh well..."


07:22:03 Aug 12th 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"Hmmm I guess its my turn"

*Epyon goes up to the mic*



"Thank you thank you!"

*Epyon bows*


13:58:54 Aug 12th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Lightning then hits eypon (both of him)*

"My turn"


14:00:20 Aug 12th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"hmmm"


21:56:06 Aug 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim looks at Seloc

"Welcome back, was your trip fun?"


10:33:47 Aug 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Strangly enough it was,"

*Buys everone a round of beer.*


18:51:38 Aug 13th 07 - Mr. Iwasfrozen IV:

*walks in*

Waaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppp ?


18:52:36 Aug 13th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim turns towards Iwasfrozen IV

"Welcome to hell..."


19:21:05 Aug 13th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Senturu said I could help him around here due to his inactivity, so I guess I'm a hired barkeep! Who wants a drink?" 

*Septim puts on an apron and jumps behind the counter, Slasher suddenly walks in

"Slasher! Put up some fliers will ya?"

*Slasher gives a sharp salute and runs outta the tavern to make fliers


19:38:20 Aug 13th 07 - Mr. Revenge:

*Revenge winces as he notices slasher as he remembers his savage beating.


19:39:32 Aug 13th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Want a beer, Revenge?"


10:07:19 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Of course he does, we all want beer's that why we're in a tavern. Now where that round of drinks I ordered."

*Waits*


16:41:17 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"random!"

"lets play hit the footlocker!!"

 

"mwhahahaha this will get me into septims locker...."


16:47:53 Aug 14th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim gives everybody their favorite drink and smacks Defensive over the head with a bat that he found behind the bar

"No breaking into that, it's for your own good..."


17:05:43 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Iwasfrozen IV:

lol, pandoras box.


18:19:06 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*NASA suddenly lands on top of Iwasfrozen IV again.........*


18:23:43 Aug 14th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim walks up to the shuttle

"Get that thing outta this tavern! The parking lot's outside!"

*The NASA shuttle leaves, taking Iwasfrozen's ashes with them...


18:48:36 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"oops..."


18:56:22 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

(NASA not a NASA shuttle the whole of NASA it was the most random thing I could think of)


19:19:48 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"yay!"


21:27:04 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc slaps everyone*


21:30:03 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim is slapped so fast he doesn't see it coming

"Who did that???"

*Septim readies his slap-hand

"WHO!?!"


21:30:53 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Gold did it.!"


21:31:35 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim slaps Gold so hard his face is red for a week, Septim then sits down and starts drinking


21:33:21 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*walks in to the bar*


21:34:05 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Uses hammer with dragonboy.*

"HELLO!!!!"


21:34:13 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim slaps Dragonboy

"Welcome to Ye Olde Taverne!"


21:35:07 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"YOU BETTER BE ACTIVE OR ELSE."

*rolls up his sleeves.*


21:35:50 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Errrrr...yeah!"

*Septim puts on a metal gauntlet of slapping


21:37:21 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*calls papa dragon*


21:38:12 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*a giaNT DRAGON WALKS IN AND ORDERS A PINT*


21:41:08 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim's eyes turn red and he turns into a gigantic alien, he turns towards the dragon

"YOUR DESTROYING THE TAVERN!!!!!!! GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!"


21:43:13 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Uses anti dragon powder on dragon.*


21:43:53 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*the papa DRAGON speaks a old britsh accent *good chap im just having a pint by THE demons whats smell?

 


21:45:33 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*sneezes from the powder and sends a old lady flying* oh im so sorry dear


21:45:51 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Demon are smaller and dont kill everyone."


21:46:34 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"It's all well and good to have a pint...but not IF YOUR DESTROYING THE CEILING! Good dragons can change into human form!"

*Septim turns back to a human


21:48:30 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*papa dragon goes human  dragon boy dont need due being the size of spyro anyway*


21:50:46 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

"have you met my mate spyro? apparently hes some special purple dragon" *laughs hystericly*


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