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| Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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"Purple you say? Interesting, want a drink?" | ||||
"yeah sure" *sniffs the pint* "whats in that? | ||||
"you dont want to know" | ||||
"what are you trying to kill me!?"...................."dont answer that" | ||||
"Well, it's Septim shot, guarenteed to get any species drunk in three glasses!" | ||||
"ah ok why no?" *gets drunk and start chasing his tail*while shouting "moo" | ||||
"No surprises there then." *Seloc watchs dragonboy, and contiunes drinking.* | ||||
*Septim laughs a bit and drinks his ale | ||||
ah no! i forgot species again! | ||||
"woof "woof" ah no this is bad | ||||
"Try quack quack." *Gets out his winchester and posts..... DUCK HUNTING SEASON upon the walls.* | ||||
*donald duck walks in* "oh no" | ||||
*Septim shoots the duck and roasts it on an open flame "Who wants duck!?" | ||||
"me me"! | ||||
*Septim throws a bit of duck at Dragonboy and awaits more requests | ||||
*Shots the cooked duck.* "Aha first game of the season and its already cooked...." | ||||
*bure* ah nothing moretasty than disney animation mabye i should start eating people from kingdom hearts | ||||
*Septim eats the duck and nearly cracks his tooth on a bullet "Who put this here?" | ||||
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"Right away!" *Septim pours fifteen beers, one scotch, and makes a Pizza with a bit of squirell spice. He hands them to the man. | ||||
Well Effrandor, it has been some time hasnt it. Get on IRC NOW or ill beat ya like i own you | ||||
*The man tries to lift his head to face the man, more known as Senturu and talk to him, he fails and some drewl leaves the mans mouth, altough some words can be heard.* - Senturu... I... can't... get... online... I... am... screwed... *drewel, drewel* | ||||
*Septim eyes the several undrank drinks "Hey, don't waste 'em!" | ||||
*Senturu sits down with Dork* | ||||
"Septim Shot or Rondleveisen Wacker? Hmmm, I'll go with the Septim Shot" *Septim pours three Septim Shots "Trust me, three is all you'll need..." *Septim shoves a tube with a funnel on the top in Dork's mouth, Septim then empties all the Septim Shots into it "Now he's drunker than a college student during mardi gras, that drunk enough for you Senturu?" | ||||
It'll have to do | ||||
"It's the strongest I've got, if I give him another he'll pass out. Then he won't be fun..." | ||||
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvRXAEJM1wI | ||||
What a usefull link..... | ||||
"is it?" | ||||
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woah its ben queit her hasnt it | ||||
Try logging off and coming back on later I find it always works. | ||||
hello hello | ||||
lol | ||||
*Septim pulls out a mega-phone and blasts it in Dragonboy's ears "IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!" | ||||
"Pardon?" | ||||
"i hearby claim this tavern in the name of VUPAS....(visual-utopia players against spam/septim) we were created with NASA and the FBA and MI6 no other organisations may take over this building as we have ID tagged it. Our organisatioon will not change anything about this tavern apart from destryoing the odd spam artist...." | ||||
*loads spam cannon up ready to fire at vupas followers as they leave the tavern "I hearby slaughter all vupas'ers in the name of lord septim and all spammers of the world" *Defencive himself fears that this may be the end as i go to fire but then i remembered that i forgot to bring the spam to load the cannons with* "oh crap" | ||||
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" can be heard outside the tavern, everybody wonders who is having fun when a large supply truck crashes through the wall. A Septim clone jumps out. "I brought enough SPAM to feed every kid in Ethiopia! Lets rock!" *Septim notices a Septim clone behind the bar. "Aren't you gonna help?" "Hell no, I'm neutral!" "Wimp!" *Septim loads his SPAM cannon and starts firing at VUPAS members (Which is only Defensive...) | ||||
*defensive pulls out his AK47 and starts shooting back hiting septim in the shoulder he then gets cover behind the bar... "eat this!" | ||||
*Septim is on a coke fueled rampage, he can't feel a thing "You think you can take me!?!?!?!" *Septim jumps behind an overturned table and sets his SPAM cannon to fully automatic | ||||
"cant you fight me man to man wimp?(joke)" *fires a full ammo clip at septim each of which miss and all hit senturu who is standing in a corner watching | ||||
*Septim jumps out and unleashes a ton of SPAM upon Defensive, all of which hits Goldmeister who is watching in the opposite corner except one, which hits Defensive in the arm. Septim jumps behind his cover again and loads his SPAM gun. | ||||
"i like shooting senturu do you want to put aside our differences for this thread only so we can shoot senturu some more?" *shoots goldie for good luck... | ||||
"Nope, Lord Senturu is my friend and spam mentor, DIE!" *Septim shoots Defensive in the eye and hides behind his table | ||||
"fine have it youre way die biatch!!" | ||||
*Septim shoots Defensive in the mouth, which is open in the middle of his comment. Septim then unleashes a massive amount of SPAM upon Defensive, they pile on top of him, leaving him bruised and battered. "Woohooo!" *Septim hides behind the table | ||||
*defensive uncovers himself sits down at the bar and pours himself a drink from the pumps purely to piss senturu off... "this will hurt when he wakes up..." *defensive drinks the beer | ||||
*Septim calls in clones who clean up and repair the battered taverne, Septim then kicks out the warrior Septim and sits behind the tavern, Septim then slaps Defensive and pours out his drink. "You havn't got any permission to pour drinks from Senturu" *Septim pours Defensive a drink and gives it to him. | ||||
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