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Ye Olde Taverne
15:50:20 Sep 2nd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

"Hmmmmmmmmm...for some reason this used to happen to me a lot..."


04:39:45 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion walks in holding a note looking around*

"It says I'm suppose to meet someone here...."


05:29:53 Sep 3rd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim looks around

"Errrr...I guess it was me...HI!"

*Septim slaps Arthion

"Welcome to Ye Olde Taverne...hell on earth..."


09:31:25 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*while riding on his black pony that is zapping all the other ponies around it with it's eye zapping powers*
"its good to see somone who aint crazy."


16:18:13 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion slaps Septim back*

"Good to meet you"


17:38:56 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Who said anything about not crazy....."

*Seloc starts examining Arthion up and down.*


17:49:28 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*still riding the black pony*
"does this pony make me look fat?"


17:53:02 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

"very....you should ride a hippo so you look skinny in comparison with it"

*Arthion starts looking around for something to eat*


18:21:51 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*grabs a hippo and the hippo's eye zapping powers start zapping all the other ponies.*
"better?"


18:34:05 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion looks up with a donut in his mouth*

"Much better"


18:45:18 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

"hurray!"
*suddenly stops and starts to cry*
"there are no more ponies left to kill!!!!"


00:51:05 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion goes over and pats him on the back*

"its ok....there are still plenty of monkeys to kill."


01:25:19 Sep 4th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim walks up to Bjs and gives him an ale

"This cures all problems...trust me..."


01:58:51 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*drinks the ale then collapses. wakes up in the tavern with it full of ponies again*
"thanks Septim!!!"
*zapps ponies on the hippo*


02:05:53 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion pickes up his sword*

"Well I got plenty of midgets to kill"

*Goes off on a wild frenzy....not to later you hear the running of little feet...followed by the sound of little running feet stopping...and shrieking in horror....then...well ...you don't know quite what that last sound was....*


15:42:36 Sep 4th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim steals Arthion's wallet in the confusion

"Hehehe...what's this? Monopoly money?!"

*Septim puts the wallet back


18:02:12 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Well the compainy has certainly changed......"

*Seloc orders a beer...*

"Whats a hippo doing in the bar?"


23:48:55 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

Hey Gais Septum II

*Drizzt orders fine wine and a Septum shot


23:50:31 Sep 4th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

"Alright then! How are you Drizzt?"

*Septim mixes a Septim Shot and gives it to Drizzt, Septim then gives Drizzt a whole bottle of red wine.


23:53:36 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

*waves to septim*

*and then orders another shot*

 


23:56:08 Sep 4th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim pours Drizzt another Septim Shot

 


00:23:19 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

"I need another bottle of red wine"


00:24:08 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim gives Drizzt another bottle

"What are you doing with all these?"


00:24:38 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

"If you what to know where the other bottle is i want to keep it, so leave me be"

 


00:25:19 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim shakes his head

"Errr...ok..."


00:26:37 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

*Drizzt throws the empty red wine bottle at Septims head and it shatters into a million pieces*

 


00:28:08 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim pulls out his trusty spam cannon

"DIE DRIZZT!!!"

*Septim shoots SPAM at Drizzt's head, the spam is going 1000 MPH...so it just about knocks Drizzt's head off.


00:29:10 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

*Drizzt ducks and it hits Seloc in the chest*

 


00:29:49 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

"Sorry Seloc!"

*Septim pulls out a lightsaber and chops at Drizzt


00:30:27 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

"i accidently swallowed the last shot glass"

*whimper*

 


00:31:19 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

"watch the nuts i need those"


00:31:50 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim chops off both of Drizzt's middle fingers

"AHA!"


00:34:01 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

*Drizzt grows new middle fingers*

 

-!---


00:36:45 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim gets pissed off and pulls out his good ol' SPAM cannon

"DIE!"

*Septim shoots Drizzt in the...penis


00:37:44 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

*Drizzt jumps 10.5 feet in the air and it hits Seloc again


00:38:41 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

*then Drizzt shanks septim with his 1.5 inch nail*

 


00:40:32 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim pulls out his trusty nail clippers and cuts the nail before Drizzt can stab him. Septim then laughs like a maniac and pulls out a spork.

"DIE!"

*Septim scoops out Drizzt's eyes

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


00:41:05 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

septims real name is..........@n//-y


00:43:48 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

* Drizzt uses his magical aura to deflect the spork and the spork stabs Septims own eye in stead*


00:45:21 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim's eyes regrow

"WOOT!"

*Septim pats Drizzt on the back

"Hey buddy...I'm sorry"

Drizzt: "It's ok!"

*Septim sucker punches Drizzt

"NOT!"


00:47:14 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

*Drizzt ducks aand Septim hits his hand into the wall and his hand is stuck there for all eturnity and then Drizzt takes over the bar*


00:48:52 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Senturu comes out of nowhere

Senturu: "BOOYAH"

*Senturu beats the living cr@p out of Drizzt and frees Septim from the wall, Senturu slaps Septim and disappears.

"WOOT!"

*Septim resumes his position behind the bar


00:49:16 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

*!)@,-,-,n*

"Drizzt was just having fun"

 


00:52:51 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim looks at Drizzt

"Eh...no problem! Now I will give you the tour of the tavern! We have a beer pool, a dance dance revolution machine, a guitar, a slot machine, a hooker vending machine with extra STD, and lots of beer!"


00:52:58 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

*Drizzt lays on the floor twitching from Senturus beating*


00:54:53 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon:

*but gets up and orders 15 more bottles of wine after putting the only non-shattered bottle on the table*


00:56:25 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim pours the drinks

 


01:54:03 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*Bjs' hippo grows bigger.*
"now do i look skinny?"


03:08:28 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim doesn't say anything, actions speak louder than words...


03:50:32 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion looks at the fight in shock*

"whoa!!!.....that was cool......and by the way Bjs you still look fat......hey hook me up with some of that wine my brothers"

*Arthion goes and sits at the table*



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