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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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"Hmmmmmmmmm...for some reason this used to happen to me a lot..." | ||||
*Arthion walks in holding a note looking around* | ||||
*Septim looks around "Errrr...I guess it was me...HI!" *Septim slaps Arthion "Welcome to Ye Olde Taverne...hell on earth..." | ||||
*while riding on his black pony that is zapping all the other ponies around it with it's eye zapping powers* | ||||
*Arthion slaps Septim back* | ||||
"Who said anything about not crazy....." *Seloc starts examining Arthion up and down.* | ||||
*still riding the black pony* | ||||
"very....you should ride a hippo so you look skinny in comparison with it" | ||||
*grabs a hippo and the hippo's eye zapping powers start zapping all the other ponies.* | ||||
*Arthion looks up with a donut in his mouth* | ||||
"hurray!" | ||||
*Arthion goes over and pats him on the back* | ||||
*Septim walks up to Bjs and gives him an ale "This cures all problems...trust me..." | ||||
*drinks the ale then collapses. wakes up in the tavern with it full of ponies again* | ||||
*Arthion pickes up his sword* | ||||
*Septim steals Arthion's wallet in the confusion "Hehehe...what's this? Monopoly money?!" *Septim puts the wallet back | ||||
"Well the compainy has certainly changed......" *Seloc orders a beer...* "Whats a hippo doing in the bar?" | ||||
Hey Gais Septum II *Drizzt orders fine wine and a Septum shot | ||||
"Alright then! How are you Drizzt?" *Septim mixes a Septim Shot and gives it to Drizzt, Septim then gives Drizzt a whole bottle of red wine. | ||||
*waves to septim* *and then orders another shot*
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*Septim pours Drizzt another Septim Shot
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"I need another bottle of red wine" | ||||
*Septim gives Drizzt another bottle "What are you doing with all these?" | ||||
"If you what to know where the other bottle is i want to keep it, so leave me be"
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*Septim shakes his head "Errr...ok..." | ||||
*Drizzt throws the empty red wine bottle at Septims head and it shatters into a million pieces*
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*Septim pulls out his trusty spam cannon "DIE DRIZZT!!!" *Septim shoots SPAM at Drizzt's head, the spam is going 1000 MPH...so it just about knocks Drizzt's head off. | ||||
*Drizzt ducks and it hits Seloc in the chest*
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"Sorry Seloc!" *Septim pulls out a lightsaber and chops at Drizzt | ||||
"i accidently swallowed the last shot glass" *whimper*
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"watch the nuts i need those" | ||||
*Septim chops off both of Drizzt's middle fingers "AHA!" | ||||
*Drizzt grows new middle fingers*
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*Septim gets pissed off and pulls out his good ol' SPAM cannon "DIE!" *Septim shoots Drizzt in the...penis | ||||
*Drizzt jumps 10.5 feet in the air and it hits Seloc again | ||||
*then Drizzt shanks septim with his 1.5 inch nail*
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*Septim pulls out his trusty nail clippers and cuts the nail before Drizzt can stab him. Septim then laughs like a maniac and pulls out a spork. "DIE!" *Septim scoops out Drizzt's eyes "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" | ||||
septims real name is..........@n//-y | ||||
* Drizzt uses his magical aura to deflect the spork and the spork stabs Septims own eye in stead* | ||||
*Septim's eyes regrow "WOOT!" *Septim pats Drizzt on the back "Hey buddy...I'm sorry" Drizzt: "It's ok!" *Septim sucker punches Drizzt "NOT!" | ||||
*Drizzt ducks aand Septim hits his hand into the wall and his hand is stuck there for all eturnity and then Drizzt takes over the bar* | ||||
*Senturu comes out of nowhere Senturu: "BOOYAH" *Senturu beats the living cr@p out of Drizzt and frees Septim from the wall, Senturu slaps Septim and disappears. "WOOT!" *Septim resumes his position behind the bar | ||||
*!)@,-,-,n* "Drizzt was just having fun"
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*Septim looks at Drizzt "Eh...no problem! Now I will give you the tour of the tavern! We have a beer pool, a dance dance revolution machine, a guitar, a slot machine, a hooker vending machine with extra STD, and lots of beer!" | ||||
*Drizzt lays on the floor twitching from Senturus beating* | ||||
*but gets up and orders 15 more bottles of wine after putting the only non-shattered bottle on the table* | ||||
*Septim pours the drinks
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*Bjs' hippo grows bigger.* | ||||
*Septim doesn't say anything, actions speak louder than words... | ||||
*Arthion looks at the fight in shock* | ||||
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