Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
04:02:25 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim gives Arthion a bottle of red wine and walks over to the wall, he hangs up a notice ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Customers of Ye Olde Taverne, I am leaving tomorrow at 6:00 PM until 8:00 PM on Sunday my time. So the substitute substitute barkeep will be...I'm not sure, Senturu has made you barkeep before, Scientist, but I am unsure of your activity rate. So I will make Scientist barkeep, Seloc has permission to give out drinks should Scientist...be lacking in his duties. Signed, Duke Gaius Septim II Viceroy of Templar Crusaders Diplomat of Templar Crusaders Barkeep of Ye Olde Taverne (While Lord Senturu is gone) Owner and Chef of Septim's exotic eats Owner and Gladiator of The Arena Owner and Barkeep of Tales Tavern Professional Spammer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everybody reads the notice and cheers. "Errrr...ok..."
08:50:48 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "Right ok then......" Seloc jumps behind the bar, puts his mouth under the beer dispenser and turns it on.... "Rig..glup...ht...hglupo..We'lglupl..seeyoglupu.whennsa.yglupou.get bacglup.k..shen...Splutter Seloc starts sputtering over the floor. "Argh some went up my nose...."
09:49:45 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Bjs II: eats Seloc
17:15:03 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Gives Bjs diarea, then the other Seloc beats Seloc from out of Bjs...
23:11:28 Sep 5th 07 - Sir Scientist: "I pesonally feel that this place has gone downhill since Efrandor left and now what with Senturu leaving I am going to be bidding my fond farewells to this establishment. Enjoy your drinks everyone because until he returns all drinks are on him." Scientist waves his hand and the door flies open, he hovers into the air and flies out of the door, all of his personal belongings following him as he goes
23:30:26 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon: "Does anyone know here septim is going?" Drizzt knows Drizzt also know where he lives but that is to be told another time
23:30:30 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon: Drizzts all alone
00:31:30 Sep 6th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim waves goodbye to Scientist "Another great drinker...gone..." Septim chugs an ale down "Dangit..." *Septim looks at Drizzt and gives him a bottle of red wine "It's good for ye heart!"
00:52:26 Sep 6th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "Oh and Drizzt, I've already told quite a few people, I'm goin' to my dad's house..." Septim looks at his watch "Well look at that! Time to go! Goodbye y'all!" Septim picks up his footlocker and runs outta the building, Slasher the mongoose stays behind to make sure nobody steals booze
02:36:36 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Arthion: Looks around the empty room "well...I'm good for another round.....hook me up slasher!!"
09:06:52 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "......" pours Arthion a drink.
16:36:32 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Bjs II: eats slasher "im in charge now hehe..." Bjs goes out and sells the tavern to Seloc for 900000000000000000000g
17:00:00 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Seloc: (Seloc is in charge while Septim's gone Slasher just helps....) Seloc buys his own tavern back from bjs for an insane amount of money only the Seloc's could pay. Seloc then watches as slasher claws his way out off bjs.
06:26:56 Sep 8th 07 - Mr. Skullcrusher: Skullcrusher walks in to the tavern "whoa, is that a mongoose?" Skullcrusher just watches as bjs gets his stomach ripped out by slasher
23:39:37 Sep 8th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim walks in "I've been hearing very...strange rumors about you selling the tavern to Seloc...based on the fact that Slasher is currently ripping Bjs's stomach out I am guessing they are true..." Septim pulls out a Peacemaker "Say hello to both my little friends!" *Septim blows out Bjs's brains with the Peacemaker while Slasher (His other little friend) rips out Bjs's intestines.
08:38:55 Sep 9th 07 - Mr. Skullcrusher: "that was neat! Do it again!!"
15:58:50 Sep 9th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "I already shot his brains out, there aren't any left to shoot out..."
16:37:19 Sep 9th 07 - Mr. Bjs II: rewinds time untill before slasher was slashing himself out of bjs. "i have powers here to!" pours acid down throat
17:54:54 Sep 9th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Slasher has immunities to acid Septim fast forwards time again "Don't do it again or I'll do something extremely violent..."
20:16:32 Sep 9th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: Arthion jumps up and down "oh oh....do something extremely violent"
21:49:39 Sep 9th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim grabs the baseball bat and a bottle of alcohol. "Alright...fine..." Septim smacks Bjs in the head with the bat and knees him in the gut, Septim then breaks the bottle of alcohol on Bjs's head. "Had enough!? Guess not!" *Septim breaks Bjs's arms and legs and throws him out the window into a dumpster. "Ahhhhhhh...now everybody may drink in peace!"
23:45:52 Sep 9th 07 - Mr. Azazel: *Azazel comes in with his head in one hand and his red fork in the other.... "Who cleans here the mess?"
00:10:24 Sep 10th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "Magic!"
00:18:53 Sep 10th 07 - Mr. Azazel: "hmmm....does the magician who casted the spell still live?"
05:59:46 Sep 10th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "I am not at liberty to discuss this topic, and I am back to my house!" *Septim laughs "WOOT!"
17:23:11 Sep 10th 07 - Mr. Azazel: "...but i need to know him..I love magicians...I need to know there secrets ,evry secret, for...." *Azals eys look at his now too much talky mouth... "..hmmm that's my busniss...but i need to know them! They will like taling with me...If you know a magician please tell me where he lives...."
00:19:43 Sep 11th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "Fizban is a pretty good magician I hear, go to him..."
02:19:42 Sep 11th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: "Go a thousand miles north then a hundred miles west then another thousand miles south and finally a hundred miles east.....and you will come across the greatest magician of all time...." Arthion snickers behind Azazels back
04:17:28 Sep 11th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim hopes Azazel cannot do math "Good one Arthion..."
15:56:50 Sep 12th 07 - Mr. Azazel: ^^
16:01:54 Sep 12th 07 - Mr. Azazel: Azael does as he is said... "Hej, why on the sme place again?!" (Demons and angels don't know anything about math, angels only know how to sing songs to god....exepts from some archangels who hav also other things to do...and demons only how to torture...exept from azazel...buth azazel and the archangels still don't know about math...azazel had no time for it and god thinks archangels don't need it.....)
18:24:14 Sep 12th 07 - Mr. Dragondwarf: puts up a poster on the wall its says"predators wing are recruiting everyone is welcome to join we are a small kingdom part of the highly succesful predators kingdom"we look forward to your replies!
21:02:30 Sep 12th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: Arthion goes over and rips down the poster "sorry...no soliciting"
21:49:48 Sep 12th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "Yeah, didn't you see what happened to Bilbo Baggins!" (Look at the first page of this thread) *Septim puts the flier in a paper shreader
07:00:30 Sep 13th 07 - Mr. Opportunity: Opportunity looks around at Dragondwarf "Cmon, this isnt a place to put one of those up!" Opportunity feels nervous, hoping none of these crazy drunk men join
05:04:46 Sep 14th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim looks at Opportunity then at Slasher, then sits down. "You seem familiar, Slasher thinks you do too..." Slasher shows one of his teeth to Opportunity, who shudders...
17:21:25 Sep 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc reawakens "hello again."
03:13:38 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: "welcome back...you've been out for a while. ...you must be a deep sleeper* Goes over and starts playing some cards with slasher "anyone else up for a game?"
03:21:05 Sep 15th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Slasher raises his clawed hand, Septim walks over. "Eh, why not, Slasher kills anybody who cheats so I suppose this'll be a fair game"
03:30:29 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Bjs II: Bjs rewinds time bak to the stone age, and evryone is grunting (apart from me +D) he then eats a dinosaur
04:09:51 Sep 15th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Time is suddenly back to modern (Well...whatever modern is on the forums) time. Septim slaps Bjs. "I said NO!!!"
06:51:54 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Draven: walks in with a club and animal skins on that suddenly morphs into amour again, saying wtf? orders a beer
07:07:53 Sep 15th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim pours Draven a beer and gives it to him. "So where are you from?"
09:26:37 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "What a strange question..." Seloc joins the people playing cards, and order a beer at the same time.
19:33:07 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: Arthion looks at Seloc puzzled "How is that a strange question?"
21:56:59 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Tabul: "He probably is something like a bastard..that's why"
22:31:50 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc: poffs Tabul out of this thread. "He's wearing animal skins and carrying a club, he's obviously from dravenland!" Seloc points at a map. "It's the most exciting place in fantasia, most people claim if your there for more than two hours your heart will explode!!!" Seloc then points at a diagram illustrating this point.
06:50:43 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Draven: Lately i think i'm from hell or been there and back then asks, Where you from mate?
07:48:35 Sep 16th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "Well, my family is from the continent of Cidel, but my ancestor was exiled from there due to a military mistake"
11:58:56 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Seloc: cough"Dravenland"cough
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Ye Olde Taverne
04:02:25 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim gives Arthion a bottle of red wine and walks over to the wall, he hangs up a notice ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Customers of Ye Olde Taverne, I am leaving tomorrow at 6:00 PM until 8:00 PM on Sunday my time. So the substitute substitute barkeep will be...I'm not sure, Senturu has made you barkeep before, Scientist, but I am unsure of your activity rate. So I will make Scientist barkeep, Seloc has permission to give out drinks should Scientist...be lacking in his duties. Signed, Duke Gaius Septim II Viceroy of Templar Crusaders Diplomat of Templar Crusaders Barkeep of Ye Olde Taverne (While Lord Senturu is gone) Owner and Chef of Septim's exotic eats Owner and Gladiator of The Arena Owner and Barkeep of Tales Tavern Professional Spammer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everybody reads the notice and cheers. "Errrr...ok..."
08:50:48 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "Right ok then......" Seloc jumps behind the bar, puts his mouth under the beer dispenser and turns it on.... "Rig..glup...ht...hglupo..We'lglupl..seeyoglupu.whennsa.yglupou.get bacglup.k..shen...Splutter Seloc starts sputtering over the floor. "Argh some went up my nose...."
09:49:45 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Bjs II: eats Seloc
17:15:03 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Gives Bjs diarea, then the other Seloc beats Seloc from out of Bjs...
23:11:28 Sep 5th 07 - Sir Scientist: "I pesonally feel that this place has gone downhill since Efrandor left and now what with Senturu leaving I am going to be bidding my fond farewells to this establishment. Enjoy your drinks everyone because until he returns all drinks are on him." Scientist waves his hand and the door flies open, he hovers into the air and flies out of the door, all of his personal belongings following him as he goes
23:30:26 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon: "Does anyone know here septim is going?" Drizzt knows Drizzt also know where he lives but that is to be told another time
23:30:30 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon: Drizzts all alone
00:31:30 Sep 6th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim waves goodbye to Scientist "Another great drinker...gone..." Septim chugs an ale down "Dangit..." *Septim looks at Drizzt and gives him a bottle of red wine "It's good for ye heart!"
00:52:26 Sep 6th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "Oh and Drizzt, I've already told quite a few people, I'm goin' to my dad's house..." Septim looks at his watch "Well look at that! Time to go! Goodbye y'all!" Septim picks up his footlocker and runs outta the building, Slasher the mongoose stays behind to make sure nobody steals booze
02:36:36 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Arthion: Looks around the empty room "well...I'm good for another round.....hook me up slasher!!"
09:06:52 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "......" pours Arthion a drink.
16:36:32 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Bjs II: eats slasher "im in charge now hehe..." Bjs goes out and sells the tavern to Seloc for 900000000000000000000g
17:00:00 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Seloc: (Seloc is in charge while Septim's gone Slasher just helps....) Seloc buys his own tavern back from bjs for an insane amount of money only the Seloc's could pay. Seloc then watches as slasher claws his way out off bjs.
06:26:56 Sep 8th 07 - Mr. Skullcrusher: Skullcrusher walks in to the tavern "whoa, is that a mongoose?" Skullcrusher just watches as bjs gets his stomach ripped out by slasher
23:39:37 Sep 8th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim walks in "I've been hearing very...strange rumors about you selling the tavern to Seloc...based on the fact that Slasher is currently ripping Bjs's stomach out I am guessing they are true..." Septim pulls out a Peacemaker "Say hello to both my little friends!" *Septim blows out Bjs's brains with the Peacemaker while Slasher (His other little friend) rips out Bjs's intestines.
08:38:55 Sep 9th 07 - Mr. Skullcrusher: "that was neat! Do it again!!"
15:58:50 Sep 9th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "I already shot his brains out, there aren't any left to shoot out..."
16:37:19 Sep 9th 07 - Mr. Bjs II: rewinds time untill before slasher was slashing himself out of bjs. "i have powers here to!" pours acid down throat
17:54:54 Sep 9th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Slasher has immunities to acid Septim fast forwards time again "Don't do it again or I'll do something extremely violent..."
20:16:32 Sep 9th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: Arthion jumps up and down "oh oh....do something extremely violent"
21:49:39 Sep 9th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim grabs the baseball bat and a bottle of alcohol. "Alright...fine..." Septim smacks Bjs in the head with the bat and knees him in the gut, Septim then breaks the bottle of alcohol on Bjs's head. "Had enough!? Guess not!" *Septim breaks Bjs's arms and legs and throws him out the window into a dumpster. "Ahhhhhhh...now everybody may drink in peace!"
23:45:52 Sep 9th 07 - Mr. Azazel: *Azazel comes in with his head in one hand and his red fork in the other.... "Who cleans here the mess?"
00:10:24 Sep 10th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "Magic!"
00:18:53 Sep 10th 07 - Mr. Azazel: "hmmm....does the magician who casted the spell still live?"
05:59:46 Sep 10th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "I am not at liberty to discuss this topic, and I am back to my house!" *Septim laughs "WOOT!"
17:23:11 Sep 10th 07 - Mr. Azazel: "...but i need to know him..I love magicians...I need to know there secrets ,evry secret, for...." *Azals eys look at his now too much talky mouth... "..hmmm that's my busniss...but i need to know them! They will like taling with me...If you know a magician please tell me where he lives...."
00:19:43 Sep 11th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "Fizban is a pretty good magician I hear, go to him..."
02:19:42 Sep 11th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: "Go a thousand miles north then a hundred miles west then another thousand miles south and finally a hundred miles east.....and you will come across the greatest magician of all time...." Arthion snickers behind Azazels back
04:17:28 Sep 11th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim hopes Azazel cannot do math "Good one Arthion..."
15:56:50 Sep 12th 07 - Mr. Azazel: ^^
16:01:54 Sep 12th 07 - Mr. Azazel: Azael does as he is said... "Hej, why on the sme place again?!" (Demons and angels don't know anything about math, angels only know how to sing songs to god....exepts from some archangels who hav also other things to do...and demons only how to torture...exept from azazel...buth azazel and the archangels still don't know about math...azazel had no time for it and god thinks archangels don't need it.....)
18:24:14 Sep 12th 07 - Mr. Dragondwarf: puts up a poster on the wall its says"predators wing are recruiting everyone is welcome to join we are a small kingdom part of the highly succesful predators kingdom"we look forward to your replies!
21:02:30 Sep 12th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: Arthion goes over and rips down the poster "sorry...no soliciting"
21:49:48 Sep 12th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "Yeah, didn't you see what happened to Bilbo Baggins!" (Look at the first page of this thread) *Septim puts the flier in a paper shreader
07:00:30 Sep 13th 07 - Mr. Opportunity: Opportunity looks around at Dragondwarf "Cmon, this isnt a place to put one of those up!" Opportunity feels nervous, hoping none of these crazy drunk men join
05:04:46 Sep 14th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim looks at Opportunity then at Slasher, then sits down. "You seem familiar, Slasher thinks you do too..." Slasher shows one of his teeth to Opportunity, who shudders...
17:21:25 Sep 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc reawakens "hello again."
03:13:38 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: "welcome back...you've been out for a while. ...you must be a deep sleeper* Goes over and starts playing some cards with slasher "anyone else up for a game?"
03:21:05 Sep 15th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Slasher raises his clawed hand, Septim walks over. "Eh, why not, Slasher kills anybody who cheats so I suppose this'll be a fair game"
03:30:29 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Bjs II: Bjs rewinds time bak to the stone age, and evryone is grunting (apart from me +D) he then eats a dinosaur
04:09:51 Sep 15th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Time is suddenly back to modern (Well...whatever modern is on the forums) time. Septim slaps Bjs. "I said NO!!!"
06:51:54 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Draven: walks in with a club and animal skins on that suddenly morphs into amour again, saying wtf? orders a beer
07:07:53 Sep 15th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim pours Draven a beer and gives it to him. "So where are you from?"
09:26:37 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "What a strange question..." Seloc joins the people playing cards, and order a beer at the same time.
19:33:07 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: Arthion looks at Seloc puzzled "How is that a strange question?"
21:56:59 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Tabul: "He probably is something like a bastard..that's why"
22:31:50 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc: poffs Tabul out of this thread. "He's wearing animal skins and carrying a club, he's obviously from dravenland!" Seloc points at a map. "It's the most exciting place in fantasia, most people claim if your there for more than two hours your heart will explode!!!" Seloc then points at a diagram illustrating this point.
06:50:43 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Draven: Lately i think i'm from hell or been there and back then asks, Where you from mate?
07:48:35 Sep 16th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "Well, my family is from the continent of Cidel, but my ancestor was exiled from there due to a military mistake"
11:58:56 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Seloc: cough"Dravenland"cough
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