Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
17:37:39 Sep 16th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim looks up "Anybody want a drink?"
18:27:56 Sep 16th 07 - Sir Jack Frost: i do.
18:28:08 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Tabul: *Gets in the treat again... "Yes..plaese...don't rember i had something so much happend...totaly forgot to ask....and then got plopped out...:S"
18:30:35 Sep 16th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim pours Tabul and Jack Frost a drink, he then sits down at a bar stool. "Man, Scientist is right, this place has gone downhill, I KNOW! BARFIGHT!!!" Septim grabs a wooden barstool and smashes Tabul over the head with it, he then roundhouse kicks Jack Frost and throws Goldsie headfirst out a window. "WOOT!"
18:33:38 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc procedes to throw everybody that never left this thread and are just sleeping out the window. "Bye bye Shemzu, Draven, Midget Monkey, Defensive etc......."
18:37:12 Sep 16th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim sees that just about everybody in the tavern is gone.
18:57:11 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Dragondwarf: walks into tavern "what on earth haveyou been doing in here"
19:03:17 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc throws Dragondwarf back out some random window.
03:22:28 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: Arthion walks back in "hey!!....I'm leaving...." walks promptly out the door
08:39:38 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Chases after Arthion and drags him back in then he throws him out a window.
16:10:13 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Tabul: "why not storm the tavern and throw Seloc out of the window?" *looks around "who will go in fornt?"
16:59:11 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc throws Tabul out the window.
21:53:50 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Tabul: "Whaaa!? I wasn't in there yet...This is spooky!" Tabul shudders "Wait i'm ther one who needs to bee spooky...." Tabul throws a knive in the Tavern...the knive starts flying after Seloc...and cuts his hands of...the hands of Seloc take Seloc and throw him out of the...earth..."WHAAa?!" Tabul runs away form all this horors...
06:53:55 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Opportunity: *Opportunity, tired of Slasher, pulls out his pet jackrabbit. "I was gonna eat this, but it can be my protector against Slasher."
08:35:22 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc's hand then lift Tabul up a throws him off the world after Seloc. Seloc then walks back in the bar and orders a drink.
13:17:29 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Slasher walks up to the jackrabbit and pimpslaps it. Slasher growls. Translation: "Yo ho! Why you not out making me money?!" The jackrabbit squeeks Translation: "SORRY! Won't happen again!" *The jackrabbit hops off and Slasher shows one of his teeth to Opportunity.
14:04:27 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Tabul: "hej i was run away you rember?'' *tabul looks puzzled
18:03:57 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc's hands had chased Tabul and after throwing him of the edge of the world. hung themselves up on the trophy cabinate. "I still want that drink...."
18:09:28 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim pours Seloc a drink "There ya go!"
19:19:42 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Tabul: *Thanks to his unlimited good orietation thing Tabul returns to earth...
07:22:00 Sep 19th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim hangs up a notice on the wall. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Customers of Ye Olde Taverne, I am once again leaving tomorrow at around 3:00 PM my time until 6:00 PM Sunday my time. I might be able to get on in that time, but as of now I am unsure. So I am making Seloc the substitute barkeep in my leave in case I cannot get on, have fun Seloc. Signed, Duke Gaius Septim II Viceroy of Templar Crusaders Diplomat of Templar Crusaders Barkeep of Ye Olde Taverne (While Lord Senturu is gone) Owner and Chef of Septim's exotic eats Owner and Gladiator of The Arena Owner and Barkeep of Tales Tavern Professional Spammer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
19:27:58 Sep 19th 07 - Mr. Verll: walks in carrying the BIGGEST popcorn box you have ever seen "anyone want some popcorn?"
08:41:53 Sep 20th 07 - Mr. Seloc: pulls an even bigger piece of popcorn out from Septim's footlocker. "No thanks..."
20:48:06 Sep 20th 07 - Mr. Verll: "wow you got an bigger one than me" fells down to his knees and starts to worship seloc
20:50:13 Sep 20th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc's head swells "Yes worship me muwhahahaha!"
20:53:43 Sep 20th 07 - Mr. Dragondwarf: smashes down a random tavern wall"oi!throws a glass bottle at seloc
21:01:21 Sep 20th 07 - Mr. Verll: *looks meanly at Dragondwarf" "Did you just throw a glass bottle at my master?"
00:50:59 Sep 21st 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim shoots Dragondwarf in the face with his SPAM cannon "I havn't left yet..." Septim picks up his footlocker and leaves the tavern
08:37:23 Sep 21st 07 - Mr. Seloc: ducks under the random glass bottle
01:59:49 Sep 22nd 07 - Mr. Wetwillie: Mr. Wetwillie699 enters 'Ye Olde Taverne' looking for something to wet the back of his throat. He comes in and sits down into the nearest booth.
06:16:32 Sep 22nd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim walks into the tavern up to Wetwillie with a super soaker and shoots him in the mouth. "That wet the back of your throat? Anyways, what'll it be?"
07:29:03 Sep 24th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim looks around "This place is deader than hell! I HAVE AN IDEA!" Septim pulls out a crayon and starts drawing on a piece of paper, a few seconds later he hands it to his pet mongoose, Slasher, whom grabs it and salutes Septim, the mongoose then leaves with the paper.
18:48:49 Sep 27th 07 - Mr. Dragondwarf: dragondwarf destroys yet another wall"oi!"throws a glass bottle at septim
19:11:01 Sep 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc catches the glass bottle and smashes Dragondwarfs over the head with it.
05:17:30 Sep 28th 07 - Mr. Millenium: throws dragondwarf "don't mess with septim... nobody messes with him except for me" throws a glass bottle that impales septim in the eye
08:07:21 Sep 28th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim pulls the glass bottle out of his eye and throws it at Millenium, thus impaling him in the testis!
20:24:34 Sep 28th 07 - Mr. Tabul: "He! Isn't that pupy_eater?!" *Tabul walks towards milenium
00:54:35 Sep 29th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: Gaius: "Well, gotta go!" Gaius Septim II leaves and Tiber Septim IV walks in several days later "My dad's dead, died in battle, he says in his will that I now have control of this tavern until a man named Senturu comes back...he said that might be a while, anyways! I have made a new model of clones, the Tiber Septim IV line! Enjoy!" Tiber disappears in a cloud of smoke and a man looking just like him walks through the door. "I am T-Septim-113, pleased to meet you all"
02:04:54 Sep 29th 07 - Mr. Mattimao: wakes up after months of sleeping in a corner. "WTF, the last time i saw this place everybody was slapping eachother."
09:55:08 Sep 29th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "Septim how come your always one of the first to die in your kingdom?" Seloc slaps Mattimao.
13:04:37 Sep 29th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: "Because my cities are always close together and closest to the wal-hey wait a minute...maybe next time I should try not doing that!"
19:40:33 Sep 29th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc laughs "You should see where I got my citys there not even near our core...."
18:13:04 Oct 2nd 07 - Mr. Shade II: There is a spot of shade at the back of the bar and Shade steps out from the shadow "seloc, it'll be some raisins please" He then produces a grenade, chucking it into the toilet, ruining the new door and destroying Seloc's handy plumbing. tabul gets all wet with someone's urine
23:23:12 Oct 2nd 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: Septim's face turns red. "SELOC IS NOT THE BARKEEP! I AM!!!!!!!!!!" Septim calms down "We don't serve raisins..." Septim catches a rat and slaps it on the back, a piece of poop lands in front of Shade. "Oh wait! Yeah...we do" Septim shanks Shade for ruining the horrible plumbing system.
17:29:20 Oct 3rd 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc smiles warmly at Shade. "Anyone that thinks I'm the barkeeper is welcome here, all thought I just fill in for when Septim uncapable of replying." Seloc then sets about fixing the plumbing with a rubber duck, a monkey wreach, and lot and lots of duck tape. This somehow involved Tabul getting a lot more wet than he already is.
18:22:19 Oct 3rd 07 - Mr. Shade II: shade casts lvl 99 magic. "Poop to raisins" then the rat poo and the poo splattered all over the toilet turned to raisins shade then ROFfed everyone that was drunk
21:01:04 Oct 3rd 07 - Mr. Seloc: Amazingly no one was drunk except Tabul. The heat coming of off Tabul melted then evaporated the rat droppings, and the toilet was left sparkingly clean. No-one of value were injured in the attack, and the tavern ended up in a better condition than it started in. "Careful you could of had someone's eye out with that."
23:27:36 Oct 3rd 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: Septim slaps Shade and turns to everybody. "I am leaving again for five days! Seloc is my substitute while I am gone! I may be able to log on on Saturday and Sunday!" Septim pays Seloc for his plumbing work and starts packing his footlocker.
08:35:43 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "YESSS!" Seloc starts abusing his power. Tabul wakes up somewhere in antarica, in a box.
22:32:45 Oct 5th 07 - Mr. Shade Iii: shade then sends an army of pigeons to get tabul back and then crates him and sends him back covered in milk "can i please use the Beating Up beeps room?" shade then drags tabul in there and beats him with seloc's rubber duck " then crates him and sends him back covered in milk*
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Ye Olde Taverne
17:37:39 Sep 16th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim looks up "Anybody want a drink?"
18:27:56 Sep 16th 07 - Sir Jack Frost: i do.
18:28:08 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Tabul: *Gets in the treat again... "Yes..plaese...don't rember i had something so much happend...totaly forgot to ask....and then got plopped out...:S"
18:30:35 Sep 16th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim pours Tabul and Jack Frost a drink, he then sits down at a bar stool. "Man, Scientist is right, this place has gone downhill, I KNOW! BARFIGHT!!!" Septim grabs a wooden barstool and smashes Tabul over the head with it, he then roundhouse kicks Jack Frost and throws Goldsie headfirst out a window. "WOOT!"
18:33:38 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc procedes to throw everybody that never left this thread and are just sleeping out the window. "Bye bye Shemzu, Draven, Midget Monkey, Defensive etc......."
18:37:12 Sep 16th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim sees that just about everybody in the tavern is gone.
18:57:11 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Dragondwarf: walks into tavern "what on earth haveyou been doing in here"
19:03:17 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc throws Dragondwarf back out some random window.
03:22:28 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: Arthion walks back in "hey!!....I'm leaving...." walks promptly out the door
08:39:38 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Chases after Arthion and drags him back in then he throws him out a window.
16:10:13 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Tabul: "why not storm the tavern and throw Seloc out of the window?" *looks around "who will go in fornt?"
16:59:11 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc throws Tabul out the window.
21:53:50 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Tabul: "Whaaa!? I wasn't in there yet...This is spooky!" Tabul shudders "Wait i'm ther one who needs to bee spooky...." Tabul throws a knive in the Tavern...the knive starts flying after Seloc...and cuts his hands of...the hands of Seloc take Seloc and throw him out of the...earth..."WHAAa?!" Tabul runs away form all this horors...
06:53:55 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Opportunity: *Opportunity, tired of Slasher, pulls out his pet jackrabbit. "I was gonna eat this, but it can be my protector against Slasher."
08:35:22 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc's hand then lift Tabul up a throws him off the world after Seloc. Seloc then walks back in the bar and orders a drink.
13:17:29 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Slasher walks up to the jackrabbit and pimpslaps it. Slasher growls. Translation: "Yo ho! Why you not out making me money?!" The jackrabbit squeeks Translation: "SORRY! Won't happen again!" *The jackrabbit hops off and Slasher shows one of his teeth to Opportunity.
14:04:27 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Tabul: "hej i was run away you rember?'' *tabul looks puzzled
18:03:57 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc's hands had chased Tabul and after throwing him of the edge of the world. hung themselves up on the trophy cabinate. "I still want that drink...."
18:09:28 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim pours Seloc a drink "There ya go!"
19:19:42 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Tabul: *Thanks to his unlimited good orietation thing Tabul returns to earth...
07:22:00 Sep 19th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim hangs up a notice on the wall. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Customers of Ye Olde Taverne, I am once again leaving tomorrow at around 3:00 PM my time until 6:00 PM Sunday my time. I might be able to get on in that time, but as of now I am unsure. So I am making Seloc the substitute barkeep in my leave in case I cannot get on, have fun Seloc. Signed, Duke Gaius Septim II Viceroy of Templar Crusaders Diplomat of Templar Crusaders Barkeep of Ye Olde Taverne (While Lord Senturu is gone) Owner and Chef of Septim's exotic eats Owner and Gladiator of The Arena Owner and Barkeep of Tales Tavern Professional Spammer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
19:27:58 Sep 19th 07 - Mr. Verll: walks in carrying the BIGGEST popcorn box you have ever seen "anyone want some popcorn?"
08:41:53 Sep 20th 07 - Mr. Seloc: pulls an even bigger piece of popcorn out from Septim's footlocker. "No thanks..."
20:48:06 Sep 20th 07 - Mr. Verll: "wow you got an bigger one than me" fells down to his knees and starts to worship seloc
20:50:13 Sep 20th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc's head swells "Yes worship me muwhahahaha!"
20:53:43 Sep 20th 07 - Mr. Dragondwarf: smashes down a random tavern wall"oi!throws a glass bottle at seloc
21:01:21 Sep 20th 07 - Mr. Verll: *looks meanly at Dragondwarf" "Did you just throw a glass bottle at my master?"
00:50:59 Sep 21st 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim shoots Dragondwarf in the face with his SPAM cannon "I havn't left yet..." Septim picks up his footlocker and leaves the tavern
08:37:23 Sep 21st 07 - Mr. Seloc: ducks under the random glass bottle
01:59:49 Sep 22nd 07 - Mr. Wetwillie: Mr. Wetwillie699 enters 'Ye Olde Taverne' looking for something to wet the back of his throat. He comes in and sits down into the nearest booth.
06:16:32 Sep 22nd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim walks into the tavern up to Wetwillie with a super soaker and shoots him in the mouth. "That wet the back of your throat? Anyways, what'll it be?"
07:29:03 Sep 24th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim looks around "This place is deader than hell! I HAVE AN IDEA!" Septim pulls out a crayon and starts drawing on a piece of paper, a few seconds later he hands it to his pet mongoose, Slasher, whom grabs it and salutes Septim, the mongoose then leaves with the paper.
18:48:49 Sep 27th 07 - Mr. Dragondwarf: dragondwarf destroys yet another wall"oi!"throws a glass bottle at septim
19:11:01 Sep 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc catches the glass bottle and smashes Dragondwarfs over the head with it.
05:17:30 Sep 28th 07 - Mr. Millenium: throws dragondwarf "don't mess with septim... nobody messes with him except for me" throws a glass bottle that impales septim in the eye
08:07:21 Sep 28th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim pulls the glass bottle out of his eye and throws it at Millenium, thus impaling him in the testis!
20:24:34 Sep 28th 07 - Mr. Tabul: "He! Isn't that pupy_eater?!" *Tabul walks towards milenium
00:54:35 Sep 29th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: Gaius: "Well, gotta go!" Gaius Septim II leaves and Tiber Septim IV walks in several days later "My dad's dead, died in battle, he says in his will that I now have control of this tavern until a man named Senturu comes back...he said that might be a while, anyways! I have made a new model of clones, the Tiber Septim IV line! Enjoy!" Tiber disappears in a cloud of smoke and a man looking just like him walks through the door. "I am T-Septim-113, pleased to meet you all"
02:04:54 Sep 29th 07 - Mr. Mattimao: wakes up after months of sleeping in a corner. "WTF, the last time i saw this place everybody was slapping eachother."
09:55:08 Sep 29th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "Septim how come your always one of the first to die in your kingdom?" Seloc slaps Mattimao.
13:04:37 Sep 29th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: "Because my cities are always close together and closest to the wal-hey wait a minute...maybe next time I should try not doing that!"
19:40:33 Sep 29th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc laughs "You should see where I got my citys there not even near our core...."
18:13:04 Oct 2nd 07 - Mr. Shade II: There is a spot of shade at the back of the bar and Shade steps out from the shadow "seloc, it'll be some raisins please" He then produces a grenade, chucking it into the toilet, ruining the new door and destroying Seloc's handy plumbing. tabul gets all wet with someone's urine
23:23:12 Oct 2nd 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: Septim's face turns red. "SELOC IS NOT THE BARKEEP! I AM!!!!!!!!!!" Septim calms down "We don't serve raisins..." Septim catches a rat and slaps it on the back, a piece of poop lands in front of Shade. "Oh wait! Yeah...we do" Septim shanks Shade for ruining the horrible plumbing system.
17:29:20 Oct 3rd 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc smiles warmly at Shade. "Anyone that thinks I'm the barkeeper is welcome here, all thought I just fill in for when Septim uncapable of replying." Seloc then sets about fixing the plumbing with a rubber duck, a monkey wreach, and lot and lots of duck tape. This somehow involved Tabul getting a lot more wet than he already is.
18:22:19 Oct 3rd 07 - Mr. Shade II: shade casts lvl 99 magic. "Poop to raisins" then the rat poo and the poo splattered all over the toilet turned to raisins shade then ROFfed everyone that was drunk
21:01:04 Oct 3rd 07 - Mr. Seloc: Amazingly no one was drunk except Tabul. The heat coming of off Tabul melted then evaporated the rat droppings, and the toilet was left sparkingly clean. No-one of value were injured in the attack, and the tavern ended up in a better condition than it started in. "Careful you could of had someone's eye out with that."
23:27:36 Oct 3rd 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: Septim slaps Shade and turns to everybody. "I am leaving again for five days! Seloc is my substitute while I am gone! I may be able to log on on Saturday and Sunday!" Septim pays Seloc for his plumbing work and starts packing his footlocker.
08:35:43 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "YESSS!" Seloc starts abusing his power. Tabul wakes up somewhere in antarica, in a box.
22:32:45 Oct 5th 07 - Mr. Shade Iii: shade then sends an army of pigeons to get tabul back and then crates him and sends him back covered in milk "can i please use the Beating Up beeps room?" shade then drags tabul in there and beats him with seloc's rubber duck " then crates him and sends him back covered in milk*
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