Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne

06:10:25 Oct 6th 07 - Lord Senturu:

well it seems that you all have gone lax since i have left ya'll, that cannot happen to the mighty Ol Tavern!

oddly enough, it seems, i cannot post any pictures, BUT fear not, i shall return tomorrow and teach you all what a SPAMMER CAN DO IN THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!

06:12:52 Oct 6th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim claps

"HE IS BACK! But only for three days...let me pour you a drink!"

[[OOC: Scientist has left the tavern...Seloc and I are the only ones left...Shade just came, he's doing an alright job...]]

*Septim pours Senturu whatever the hell he wants

06:19:27 Oct 6th 07 - Lord Senturu:

Effrandor is still gone then i take it...hmm... many of the old VU Spammers are either engaged in RL life issues or dead....otherwise why else would they not post here?

Water please. Water while i think, Beer while i spam!

06:27:51 Oct 6th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim walks over to a drawer behind the bar and pulls out a dusty bottle, he blows it off then walks back to Senturu, he puts the bottle in front of him and grabs a glass, after filling it up with ice Septim pours the water that has not been thought of in ages into the glass.

"I don't think anybody has EVER ordered water!"

06:30:30 Oct 6th 07 - Lord Senturu:

well im not anybody, im Senturu, and i order what needs ordered to fit the occasion!

06:37:05 Oct 6th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Alright, you need an award!"

*Septim pulls out the "FIRST WATER ORDERED AWARD" and gives it to Senturu.

07:02:53 Oct 6th 07 - Lord Senturu:

being as im too lazy to go and look back, i am not the first person to order a water insdead of Beer.

07:04:55 Oct 6th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Lets just say you are..."

>.>

07:10:52 Oct 6th 07 - Lord Senturu:

but im not, i shall not take an award for which i have not earned!

07:16:57 Oct 6th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim is too lazy and just gives the award to some guy name Grubbs.

01:25:22 Oct 7th 07 - Lord Senturu:

ok that'll work for me, anyway. WHHERE IS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06:22:43 Oct 7th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim turns to Senturu

"I have absolutely no idea! I wish I was here around ten months ago when Ye Olde Taverne was rocking!"

08:02:32 Oct 7th 07 - Mr. Raizen:

(Raizen comes in to the Ye Olde Taverne) Brings back memories..... Been away for about 6 months or 4 era's, now I'm back! With a different name! But, no one knows me lol. Anyways, Whos the barkeep now? I want a beer! And where is Sir Scientist and all the rest?!

09:27:20 Oct 7th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Duke Tiber Septim IV

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10/6/2007 5:12:52 AM

*Septim claps

"HE IS BACK! But only for three days...let me pour you a drink!"

[[OOC: Scientist has left the tavern...Seloc and I are the only ones left...Shade just came, he's doing an alright job...]]

*Septim pours Senturu whatever the hell he wants

"I've been quite involved in kicking BoW's rears, so I'm afraid I missed the convestation......."

*Seloc beat the man named Grubbs senceless, takes his award, and bestows it upon himself, for ordering a giant 'Essance of Crab'.*

"One 'Essence of Crab' please, Septim."

09:40:55 Oct 7th 07 - Lord Senturu:

Raizen, who are you? err what was ur name before? mabye i might know you :D

13:00:59 Oct 7th 07 - Mr. Raizen:

There were only three.... First was Deztroyez, second was Hadriel and third was Izual. I only went to the forums when I was Hadriel and Izual. I still remember Sir Scientist putting me into an unbreakable bubble.... Wonder what happened to the other guy who was in the bubble though...

23:21:50 Oct 7th 07 - Lord Senturu:

Yes, i remember you now. yea that was a fun bit there. the other guy was Father. he escaped somehow and now we are unsure of his whereabouts...

04:52:27 Oct 8th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"I remember reading his posts earlier...anyways! I am back at my house and in case I don't get a chance to say a proper goodbye, goodbye Lord Senturu...until next time..."

*Septim salutes Senturu and turns to Seloc.

"Alright! One "Essence of Crab"! COMING UP!"

*Septim makes an "Essence of Crab" and gives it to Seloc.

09:16:18 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Raizen:

Well, it's good to know that some people still remember me. And goodbye Lord Senturu. May you have a safe life in RL. THREE CHEERS FOR SENTURU!! (for anyone that is still in the tavern...)

10:48:30 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc raises his glasses.*

"HIP HIP HURAAY!"

[I am]

15:21:10 Oct 8th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim pours a glass of ale quickly and raises it.

"HIP HIP HYRAAY!"

16:04:20 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*walks in*

"Could I have an beer?"

16:07:29 Oct 8th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim turns to Verll.

"Of course you may!"

*Septim pours Verll a beer and hands it to him. Septim then slaps Verll.

"We do that to everybody that enters..."

*Septim slaps Raizen.

16:17:24 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"I did get slapped I believe Scientist blasted me out of the building.."

*Seloc thinks back*

16:21:54 Oct 8th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Mr. Sorank Seloc

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5/29/2007 1:38:30 PM

*Seloc climbs in throught the window walk over to the table takes dorks drink and gulps it in one*

- Refreshing, mind if i keep the glass -

*without waiting for a reply seloc walks up the stairs, and is gone*

Sir Scientist

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5/29/2007 1:42:00 PM

*Watches as Seloc walks up stairs. Waves his hands around the room in a big circle above his head, all that can be heard is crashing, tearing and a scream which just gets more and more distant*

"Senturu, I hope you don't mind but I just gave this place a sun roof upstairs. The rubble and rubbish has been disposed of carefully and should burn up when it hits the sun in about 24 hours. Thank you for the beer by the way but since Dork had his stolen I will let him have mine"

Mr. Sorank Seloc

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5/30/2007 9:21:40 AM

Seloc drags himself patetically through the window, hitting on his head on the floor boards as he came in, he landed in a heap just inside the window. He had horrible burn marks all over him.

- argh thats the last time i drink from a strange glass, must of been spiked... -

seloc trys to pick himself up, as he does he slips, and a giant crack in the floor become visable.

- umm i'll pay for that-

Mr. Goldsie

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5/31/2007 4:38:37 AM

*Goldsie leaps into the bar through the window which Seloc just entered through, landing on Seloc's back with a sickening crunch, He's holding a pile of meat that looks surprisingly similar to the one Scientist made disappear*

"This just appeared in my front yard... does anyone here want it? Oh, Sorry mate... can i buy you a drink? Or perhaps a trip to the hospital?"

Lol, I guess that counts as a slap!

16:46:02 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Drinks the whole beer*

"BLURP"

"Another one please"

16:54:33 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"BLURP? you mean BURP?"

17:02:11 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"I'm special"

"BLURP"

*Smiles to himslef when he see the look on Selocs face*

02:52:20 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim pours Verll another beer.

"Now do another blurp...it's interesting..."

15:51:26 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Drinks the whole beer in one second*

"BLURP!!!!!"

16:10:15 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Raizen:

wow...... That slap you gave me was a whoopa! IN MEMORY OF THE CROCODILE HUNTER!!! (chugs down the beer)

17:05:28 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Yes...it's good to have people in here again"

*Steve Irwin jumps through the window and is immediately tackled by Slasher the Mongoose. Slasher claws out his eyes and Irwin runs away.

"Slasher...what the hell was that for!?"

*Slasher growls

Translation: "He took my mum and dad out of of their nest and showed them to people on national TV! They were camera shy! They said it was horrible!"

"Right...whatever..."

18:18:20 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*looks at Slasher*

"Yea, you did the right thing, next time kick his ass for me."

19:26:59 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"You are aware Steve Irwin, long dead yeh?"

*Seloc does a little dance.*

19:58:10 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*withdraws from Slasher*

"I didn't mean kill him...."

20:32:01 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Opened Septim's footlocker open and pulls the currently absent corpse of Defensive out and starts battering him with a rusty rubber duck.*

"This will teach you to cover me in *beep*!"

22:11:39 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim explains to Verll what happened

"Defensive was a spammer too, he was an alright one, he qualified for Lord of SPAM, anyways, he was called Master a while back, he covered Seloc in dried crap and acorns and Seloc was stuck in solidified poop for a while...I freed him and we stuck Defensive to a wall with a spear and did several other horrible things in revenge to him...now Seloc just felt like getting pissed again..."

23:03:01 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"ah.....I see, right."

*looks at Defensive*

"Poor guy"

05:33:26 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Raizen:

lol, you got covered in poop? That's a weird way to get tortured. HEY! Just found another worse torture methods to put in the forums... I think I finished my beer... Who's the barkeep here? I want another one... I need to go to the loo over yonder too... (goes to the toilet)

07:26:34 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"I am barkeep while Senturu was go-HEY! Don't go in my footlocker! God dang it, he's drunk! Come here, it's that way!"

*Septim points towards a door across the room.

11:24:33 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"NOOOOO! don't go to the loo!"

Sir Scientist

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8/31/2007 9:59:08 AM

"YES!!!!"

*Runs over to the restroom closes the door and puts up police tape across it with a big no entry sign stuck on the door. Inside lots of machinery can be heard and lots and lots of loud noises. About 10 minutes later Scientist walks out looking exhausted but quite pleased with himself. He waves his hand at the wooden door and it flies off of it hinges and out of the Taverne. In its place is a big steel door with some kind of scanner on it*

"I'll have a drink Senturu, make it a large one"

*Scientist sits down tiredly*

"This whole complez is a death trap!"

12:14:52 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Raizen:

Oh great! Where do I go to offload the load then! Not in here right?! BTW, can I have a beer too? And I'm not drunk... You can see I am spelling and punctuating things correctly. Should have an award for that.....

15:21:37 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Looks at raizen*

"NERD!!!!!!!!"

"Another beer please?

16:04:14 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim looks up at Verll.

"It is not a nerd to punctuate and spell things correctly..."

*Septim pours Verll a beer and hands it to him.

18:35:06 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Takes a sip*

"Yeah, I know, but just felt like calling somebody nerd. Thanks for the beer by the way."

*Takes another sip

19:10:46 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Raizen:

Bloody, I thought I asked for a beer first...

20:06:40 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"You know.....I wonder if this is sensored........TWAT!"

*Seloc orders a drink.*

20:07:56 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

[lol its not, and I wasn't saying to anyone in particular, Verll]

20:33:24 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

[lol ok :)]

20:35:08 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Drinks up the beer*

"Ah....This stuff is for weak for me! Some vodka, please."

*looks at Seloc*

"How you doing?"

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