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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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"Perfectly fine, but I still want that drink." *Seloc starts tapping his foot.* | ||||
"Yeah seems the barkeep is gone" | ||||
"Leave for four hours and look what happens! They want assistants! You should see what Scientist did while he was barkeep! Gone for a week without a word he was!" *Septim pours Seloc a drink, Verll a vodka, and Raizen a beer. "There!" | ||||
"Thanks....Took you long enogh though" | ||||
*Septim pours another glass of vodka "You gotta pay for these eventually..." | ||||
*Suddenly freezes | ||||
*Septim pulls out a megaphone and aims it in Verll's ear "YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THOSE EVENTUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Septim pulls out a jar full of silver coins... | ||||
*Starts to look nervous* | ||||
"Dont worry Verll ill cover it... how much is it" | ||||
*Septim takes the money and manages to stuff the funds into the jar "You look...familiar..." | ||||
"DRINK!" *Seloc takes a coin out of the jar then puts it back in.* | ||||
*Seloc is suddenly pulled off of his feet by a mystical force and hung from the ceiling, two coins drop out of his pocket and Septim catches them, Seloc falls and Septim puts the coins in the jar. "One drink, coming up" *Septim pours Seloc a drink | ||||
"YIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | ||||
*Septim pours a whiskey "You still need to worry about liver cancer...oh hell! That's a myth!" *Septim hands Verll the whiskey | ||||
"I'm gonna drink my liver out tonight!" | ||||
"I'm gonna drink my liver out tonight!" | ||||
[OOC]:Sorry about the double post | ||||
*Septim pulls out the Drunk's Demise "It has claimed the lives of millions of drunks worldwide...are you sure you want to do this? I could pour you a Septim Shot, gets you passed out in three shots, falling down drunk in two, and comfortable in one." | ||||
"Or...there's allways a Seloc shot, nothing happens after 1, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8......" *Finally getting bored Seloc stops at 253445.* "Of course that might be because it's water......" | ||||
"Why havn't you exploded yet?" *Septim puts away his little counting thing | ||||
"Give me some Drunk's Demise!!!!" | ||||
"Right..." | ||||
"YAP" | ||||
*Septim sees Verll start to twitch on the floor, he then goes still. Septim quickly grabs a small vial from behind the counter and empties it into Verll's throat, his breathing returns. | ||||
*Wakes up, shivering and cold with a head that feels like it's going to explode in any second* | ||||
"The Drunk's Demise...you were lucky to have survived, it is the strongest drink ever" | ||||
*Sits up on the Bar chair* | ||||
"Want a hangover cure?" | ||||
"Yes, please" | ||||
*Septim walks over to his footlocker and pulls out a small vial, he hands it to Verll | ||||
*Steals cure then drinks it!* "Muwhahaha!" | ||||
*pulls out his BEEROSPROUTER-2007 and starts shooting beer's Seloc | ||||
*Septim sees Seloc drink "the Cure" and suddenly sees Seloc turn into a chicken. "Errrrrr...dude, that wasn't the cure, I was handing it to Verll so he could hold it while I look for the actual cure..." *Septim hands Verll a large tankard of some purple substance "This is the cure" | ||||
*Seloc drinks the cure and poofed back to normal by a strange green cloud.* "Quack?" | ||||
*Verll drinks the cure, and suddenly the hangover is gone, almost magic* | ||||
*takes the last of the cure and suffocates* | ||||
*Septim leaves and another person similar to Septim enters. "I am Lucias Septim II, son of Tiber Septim IV, I just kil-I mean...he died in battle...yeah...anyways, beer for you!" *Septim pours Verll a beer and turns to Seloc "I wouldn't drink from vials in my footlocker unless I say what's in them..." | ||||
*begins wondering how many septims there are* | ||||
"I have made a family tree to list them all, but when I try to post it on here from photobucket the words come out too small. Read my history!" | ||||
ok, ir efuse to reead the entire thing it's HUGE!! i read like the first page and decided it'd take over an hour to read. i get the point.. | ||||
"Alright, thanks...at least you read the first page..." *Septim sits sadly. "Dangit...nobody ever reads it...ever..." | ||||
*Seloc dies.* *Seloc appears.* "Hello." | ||||
*Seloc dies again.* *Seloc appears again.* "Hello!" | ||||
*Takes a sip from his beer, and looks at Seloc* | ||||
"Yes there was but it couldn't be helped." | ||||
"Bah....BEER is the answer to everything!" | ||||
*Septim pours Verll a beer and turns to Seloc. "Congratulations on your Lordship! I will be becoming a Prince when the Admin finally gives me my points..." | ||||
"May be he didn't want to give you your points? maybe you weren't good enought?" *DUN DUN DUN!* | ||||
*takes a sip* | ||||
"I tried once.........I started to rot after the fourth hour and gave up. Read mine!"
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