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"Will take a look on it." | ||||
"Didn't find it" | ||||
"Seloc, your history needs to be around two kilobytes to actually be listed...and I am surprised Verll actually read my history!" | ||||
"I'm not sure I remember all off it though, I kinda started to snore in the middle of it, and continued 16 hours later" | ||||
"Right...anyways! A free round of beers for all, celebration for my new title!" *Septim hopes they don't notice that he didn't do this for his Sir or Duke title. "Errr..." *Septim pours everybody a beer and drops a bag of gold in the jar. | ||||
*Seloc takes his drinks, all 112 of them!* "Congradulations prince!" | ||||
*starts swallowing whole beers* | ||||
*Septim hangs up a notice on the wall. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Customers of Ye Olde Taverne, I am once again leaving tomorrow at around 3:00 PM my time until 6:00 PM Sunday my time. I might be able to get on in that time, but as of now I am unsure. So I am making Seloc the substitute barkeep in my leave in case I cannot get on, have fun Seloc. Signed, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||
*Seloc organises a group event for his first feat of power! the first one into Scientist bathroom wins!* "The first into scientist's bathroom wins!" | ||||
*rugby tackles anyone who tries to stop him while running for the bathroom* | ||||
*The bathroom door sprouts a mingun!* | ||||
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" | ||||
*walks into the tavern* "anyone gotta beer?" *see's the gun* "ARRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!" | ||||
*walks in after vengence* "nice gun" *digs in his pocket* "want an icecream" | ||||
"Not really" *The minigun disappears and all is well again in the tavern.* | ||||
*Septim bursts in pissed off. "ZeTa HAD to close the Spammers Elections! Why'd he have to go and do that! Gimme a drink Seloc!!!" | ||||
"throw me one too Seloc, a captain morgan if u dont mind" *sits next to septim* "so u spam anyone today" *chuckles* | ||||
"I am the usual barkeep...but I am supposed to be gone for five days and am letting Seloc substitute...so I'll poor them..." *Septim pours two beers and hands one to Muse "There ya go" *Septim drinks his beer. | ||||
"thanks there buddy so u kill anyone today" *chuggs the whole beer in one gulp* "anthor plz" | ||||
*Septim pours Muse another one. "Of course not...I don't kill people..." *Septim leans close to Muse. "I hire people for that" | ||||
*slaps septim on the back* "thats what i do to but once in awhile i like to get dirty" | ||||
*Suddenly a cop runs in and tackles Muse, the cop punches Muse thirty-five times in the face and cuffs him. Septim waves and the cop leaves, Septim undoes the cuffs and sits back at the bar. "See what happens when you get dirty? Good thing I supply the cops their doughnuts or many years in prison is what you would have gotten " | ||||
*rubbing his head* "what the hell i meant rolling int the dirt" *sits back down* "but yeah thanks i would hate to stay in jail for years to come" | ||||
"No problem...I may call upon you in the future to perform a service for me, but for now...accept this, as a gift..." | ||||
"always in ur debt' *bows to septim* | ||||
"You may rise..." *Septim pours himself another drink and takes it all down his throat in one gulp. | ||||
*gets up* "MORE BEER!!!" *starts staggering around looking for beer, see's septim* "WER U GET THE BEER FROM?! GIMME ONE NOW!!!" *suddenly realises what hes doing* "please" | ||||
*Pours a beer and gives it to Vengence* "It seems I missd an order, O well..........." | ||||
*awakens after a long sleep* | ||||
"aye pass me anothor one" *hic* | ||||
*hands Verll a beer* "hang on a minute, that was MY beer!" *grabs the beer back off Verll* "get your own, i did(nt)!" | ||||
*Seloc jumps over the bar and pours Verll and Muse another drink each.* "There you go!" *Seloc then takes the beer of Vengence, lifts him up and throws him out the window.* "No stealing around here!" | ||||
"haha shows him if it was me i would of cut his hand off in which he used to steal the beer" *pulls out a rusty pockey knife* | ||||
*takes a sip of the beer* | ||||
*looks at verll with raised eyebrow* "i think u have had to much to drink mate" | ||||
*walks back in* "IM SORRY!!" *start wailing*
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"ill forgive u if u buy me another beer" | ||||
*buys muse a beer, then gets one for himself* "im sorry Muse" *pulls up a chair next to him* "can we be friend now?? PLEEAASE" | ||||
*rubs his chin* "sure y not were in the same kingdom" | ||||
*stops wailing* "THANKYOU!!!" | ||||
*stands on his bar stool* "party tonight at the underground club revelations" | ||||
"can i come????" | ||||
"everyone is invited" | ||||
"i thank thee" | ||||
"were is everyone i want beer *hic* *stumbles to sit back down* | ||||
*hands Muse a beer and gets one for himself* "there you go m8" *gulps down his beer* | ||||
"aye thanks, its boring in here were the only two people" *slams his head on the table* | ||||
*starts to sing* "GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN GOD save our noble.... *falls asleep* | ||||
"aye dont call our prince a queen, lol" | ||||
*wakes up suddenly* "YOUR NOT BRITISH!!!?" | ||||
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