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*Septim is looking outside at a squirell eating an acorn.

*Septim sees the squirell jump onto Aurelius's face.

"Uh-oh"

*The squirell starts to slash off Aurelius's face.

*Septim's soul leaves his body and sees a man in dark robes.

"Hello Death, come to take me?"

Death: "Hell no!"

"Oh...well what is this?"

Death: "A near death experience...I have to be here...can you sign this paper saying I came so I can leave and you can rejoin your body?"

"Sure...but only if I can have that kick-@$$ sythe!"

Death: "This is only a ceremonial toy, so sure..."

*Death hands Septim the papers and Septim reads them (including the fine print), he signs them and comes back to life.

"Hello everybody..."

*Septim pulls out Death's scythe.

"Mine beats yours!!! PWNAGE!!!"

*Septim walks outside and suddenly busts in in a ghost, running Seloc over.

"WOOT!"

*Septim jumps out and spawns an active camo, he turns invisible and grabs a SPARTAN laser. He aims at Seloc and hits him. Septim then goes to hang a notice on the wall.

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Customers of Ye Olde Taverne,

I am once again leaving for five days and will be returning on Sunday or Monday. I might be able to get on in that time, but as of now I am unsure. So I am making Seloc the substitute barkeep in my leave in case I cannot get on, have fun Seloc. Abuse your powers well!

Signed,
Prince Lucias Septim II
Barkeep of Ye Olde Taverne (While Lord Senturu is gone)
Owner and Chef of Septim's exotic eats
Owner and Gladiator of The Arena
Owner and Barkeep of Tales Tavern
God of SP@M

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*Aurelius talks to the people in the Tavern, making sure Seloc canīt see him.*

"I wonīt take this abuse... Vive la révolution!"

"and this one will end up with Aurelius in a bin."

*Seloc picks aurelius up and puts him in the bin outside.*

*Seloc alive other side, uses a pheonix down on Seloc, and they both grab giant clubs, and beat the *beep* out of Aurelius!*

* Durza arrive's in the tavern for the first time ever!*

"Wassup everybody"

*Aurelius dies, Seloc runs over to his friend Durza and invites him in, with a complimentary drink, on Septim of course.*

"Come, come my friend, have a drink Septim will pay."

[Septim 2x killing frenzys today 0.o, on doubles, and one of a custom game (d-day style). I rule PM when your able to play again, it boring with just me....]

*Seloc pushes Durza into the middle of the fight.*

"There, but I wouldn't suggest sitting down."

*Aurelius reappears behind Seloc ans stabs him in the back*

"Just surrender!"

*Aurelius starts drinking*

"You are already dead, Seloc. You just havenīt noticed. I see you because I see dead people"

*Seloc was never dead : (*

*Septim reattaches Seloc's head with duck tape and hands him a swordfish.

*Seloc stabs Durza with his newly obtained swordfish, once done Seloc sticks Durza with a gernade!!

He then switches to forge mode, spwans a sniper, and at point black range shoots Aurelius.*

"Muwhahahahahahah, Seloc Rulez"

*Seloc dies, but Seloc's alter ego takes his place and punches Durza back so hard, that his head goes all the way through him and comes out his ass.*

"He he he he, skitzes rule to."

*Aurelius laughs at Seloc*

"Haha, you missed!"

*Cuts Selocīs head off*

*Septim slaps Seloc.

"No making beverages unless I'm not here!"

*wkes up again*

'wht did i miss?'

"Not really, but if you want to piss him off, say he's a multi of Revenge..."

"I have no doubt about that..."

*Goes to the beer pool*

*Gaius Aureliae arrives*

"My father, Aurelius, is dead... he drowned in the beer pool. Now Iīll take his place in this Olde Tavern. Everyone should know I have the same powers and abilities he had; and I talk pretty much like him!"

Is hit by a sudden revelation

"Gaius sounds exactly like *beep*us!!"