Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
01:45:06 Dec 11th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: "It's pronounced Guyus!"
18:30:26 Dec 11th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Looks at Verll "Never mock my name... If you do that I´ll make Seloc perform an enema on you... He is pretty good at it, for what I have heard."
19:05:11 Dec 11th 07 - Sir Revenge: * Revenge walks into the bar, ouch, he then walks into the pub and sits down at the bar * " Can i have a beer please " Gives the good bar man the money and orders popcorn, he sits and watches as the others squable on the floor over a stuck 25 cent coin
19:08:23 Dec 11th 07 - Lord Verll: Gets his glasses and a dictionary starts searching for "enema" *looks up with a shocked glance and looks at Seloc "You would do that for me?"
21:30:59 Dec 11th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "OMG im still waiting to be served! Service here has gone downhill!" Durza shakes his head in dissapointment
22:21:59 Dec 11th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius uses his magical powers to ask the old wise men what an enema is... Their response was: An enema (plural enemata or enemas) is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Enemas can be carried out for medical reasons (as a treatment for constipation), as a remedy for encopresis, as part of alternative health therapies, and also for erotic purposes, particularly as part of BDSM activities. In earlier times, they were often known as clysters, and were probably used more frequently than at present. Gaius thanks the wise old men
22:25:13 Dec 11th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "You still havnt served me" * Durza's patience begins to thin*
22:52:41 Dec 11th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius looks at Durza "You should ask Septim for that... but perhaps you wanna have a go at the beer pool. It´s a whole lot of fun!"
22:57:50 Dec 11th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: " Beer pool??? Oh ye!!" Durza ignores the fact he has finally been given his drink and runs of to the beer pool Durza comes running back in "Where is this beer pool exactly/"
23:26:33 Dec 11th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: *Septim serves Durza his drink. "Sorry, service is usually good...at least I'm not as bad as Scientist, you had to wait a week for his drinks!"
09:08:05 Dec 12th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "Owell atleast i have it lol. Now where's this beer pool?" Durza says this while rubbing his hands together with anticipation
14:00:46 Dec 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: "Right there, next to Ye Olde Restroom"
17:31:37 Dec 12th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: " I must be blind, i didn't notice that, or that their was a restroom here i thought we had to go and do it in some bushes" Durza remembers back to his first use of the bush and shudder's He then runs of and leaps in the pull, which still has the dead body of aurelius floating in it " Omg someone get this man and burry, him, have you no respect"
17:35:27 Dec 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius takes his father´s body and gives him proper burial "All this beer made me forget him..."
17:36:37 Dec 12th 07 - Lord Seloc: Seloc is around here somewhere.........
17:39:45 Dec 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius doesn´t understand Seloc "Seloc, I don´t understand you..." Gaius sees Seloc appear with a tube in his hand "No, please, I don´t want an enema!" Gaius runs around the Taverne, suddenly he trips and falls to the beer pool "Somebody urinated here; again. Durza?"
17:45:56 Dec 12th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: " Nop wasnt me i did it in the bush, I blame seloc!" Looks at seloc suspiciously
18:17:46 Dec 12th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: "Anybody who lies about peeing in the beer pool shall be fixed!!!"
18:36:56 Dec 12th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "Someone pee'd in the beer pool?" Durza leaps out of it and runs to somewhere with a shower..... he later returns "Uch that was manky, i thought someone had pee'd on the flour not the pool"
23:45:09 Dec 12th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: *Septim creates a filter that cleans the pool, he then creates a pool boy who comes by once a day to clean the piss out of the pool. Septim then hangs a notice on the wall. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Customers of Ye Olde Taverne, I am once again leaving for five days and will be returning on Sunday or Monday. I might be able to get on in that time, but as of now I am unsure. So I am making Seloc the substitute barkeep in my leave in case I cannot get on, have fun Seloc. Abuse your powers well! Buy if Senturu gets on, he can pour himself and anybody else a drink... Signed, Prince Aesius Septim Barkeep of Ye Olde Taverne (While Lord Senturu is gone) Owner and Chef of Septim's exotic eats God of SP@M ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
08:42:21 Dec 13th 07 - Lord Seloc: "Muwhahahahaha!" Seloc does a little dance, and slaps Durza and Aureliae, for accusing him for something he didn't do!
09:14:22 Dec 13th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: " I wasnt accusing! I was insinuating" Slaps seloc back, thens does a dance on selocs head " Now whos laughing, muhhahahahahaha"
14:03:58 Dec 13th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Aurelius slaps Seloc back "I never said it had been you....!"
15:37:38 Dec 13th 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Goldsie enters the tavern 'Innuendo (In your end'o) time! Now, we all know why Septim hired a pool boy... don't we!' Glares accusingly at Septim 'Scientist was the greatest Barkeep this place ever had, and you can now be sued for slander Septim' *Goldsie mines the in vengeance of Septims slanderous tongue, then leaves, but on his way out hebar stabs eveyone, cept Seloc (Cause he has 'glimmers' of intelligence and hes got a f'n awsome thread), in the eye and punches. Revenge in the face cause hes a multi." Gaius = G@Y @SS = Happy Donkey = Sexual Innuendo
19:34:07 Dec 13th 07 - Lord Seloc: (lol Goldsie, your thinking about Senturu, Scientist wasn't a barkeeper.) Seloc stabs Durza and Aurelius aswell, then slaps them both. "And because of your little dance." He then ties Durza legs together with ducktape.
22:37:26 Dec 13th 07 - Lord Verll: Verll start laughing for some reason and just can't stop...
23:20:04 Dec 13th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius sees Goldsie with disgust "You mean no threat to me, you Innuendo Crazy Donkey boy!" Spits at the floor, then slaps Seloc out of the blue
01:46:45 Dec 14th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: "Goldsie, I disagree, SENTURU WAS THE BEST!!! Scientist took four days to fill a drink order!"
08:40:31 Dec 14th 07 - Lord Seloc: Seloc kicks Aureliae out the bar, for hitting him!
03:53:24 Dec 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius does not even feel Seloc´s kick "You can´t hurt me... I am the almighty Gaius, King of Drinkers!" Starts to drink his beer with haste. Seems pretty wasted
11:22:13 Dec 15th 07 - Mr. Goldsie: 'Getting wasted off starting a drink? Low tolerance... not much of a king.'
01:43:17 Dec 16th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: "No...Lord Senturu is the King of Beer...or he might be the God of Beer...probably the God..."
20:14:36 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Hell Has Demon: lmao
15:29:51 Dec 17th 07 - Mr. Thomas VI: comes in "næææ it's better on the FA Tavern" walks out again
22:58:11 Dec 17th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: Durza runs after thomas and slaps him in the face "Well if FA is better why'd you come, plus i bet it's not" Durza walks calmly back into the tavern "That'll teach him....."
01:25:14 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Pesterd: walks in for the first time looking all suspicious... "Hi there mateys!!!" no one answers walks out "those people are cold blooded"
01:29:50 Dec 18th 07 - Lord Verll: Verll looks as Septim as the new guy leaves "Many weirdoes that have started visiting..."
01:42:00 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: "I may not be the God or King of beer. But I sure love it!"
02:34:52 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Pesterd: hears that from the corner of his ear and starts running towards Verll "your going to regret it now!!!!" grabs a chair and kills verll "ANY OTHER COMMENTS!!!"
02:36:51 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius moves behind Pesterd and stabs him in the back "Violent newcomers aren´t welcome. You must drink first; then you can get aggressive!" Kicks Pesterd "Die, die, die!"
03:29:17 Dec 18th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: walks into the tavern wondering WHERE THE FCK DID SENTURU GO "can i have a beer barkeep and hey ive got a stock of knives in the wagon my horse is walking around with it has a lock on it soz heres the key if u want to do some stabbing and seloc i trust u with a key to the wagon but no slapping the barkeep or ill obliterate u" sits at a table in the corner
03:41:38 Dec 18th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim marches over to Xanatos. "What'll it be? I am Prince Septim, and I am the substitute for Senturu!"
03:52:27 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Pesterd: wakes up from the fight "id like 2 beers please"
14:20:48 Dec 18th 07 - Lord Verll: *walks over to Pesterd and kicks him in the nuts. "Think you can kill me with a chair??!!"
14:42:13 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius laughs "You are right, Verll. In here you must stab people to kill them. We are too drunk to suffer any pain from a chair."
15:43:27 Dec 18th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim grabs Pesterd two beers.
18:07:58 Dec 18th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: Durza who was watching this with interest walk's up to pesterd stabs him 72 times and kicks his head "No attempted killing of regular's" Durza takes persterds 2 beers for safe keep (to drink)
18:14:47 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: "Ahoy to that, matey! Burrp..." Gaius starts talking gibberish
18:45:26 Dec 18th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "I ain't getting anybody's beer back for them Pesterd..."
22:25:50 Dec 18th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: any ways ill take your greatest beer and also im not joining into any bodys fights unless some 1 tries to stab me then ill smack em up but other then that ill just watch the fight thinking for a second hey if i throw gold coins on the ground will u guys fight over them ?
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Ye Olde Taverne
01:45:06 Dec 11th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: "It's pronounced Guyus!"
18:30:26 Dec 11th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Looks at Verll "Never mock my name... If you do that I´ll make Seloc perform an enema on you... He is pretty good at it, for what I have heard."
19:05:11 Dec 11th 07 - Sir Revenge: * Revenge walks into the bar, ouch, he then walks into the pub and sits down at the bar * " Can i have a beer please " Gives the good bar man the money and orders popcorn, he sits and watches as the others squable on the floor over a stuck 25 cent coin
19:08:23 Dec 11th 07 - Lord Verll: Gets his glasses and a dictionary starts searching for "enema" *looks up with a shocked glance and looks at Seloc "You would do that for me?"
21:30:59 Dec 11th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "OMG im still waiting to be served! Service here has gone downhill!" Durza shakes his head in dissapointment
22:21:59 Dec 11th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius uses his magical powers to ask the old wise men what an enema is... Their response was: An enema (plural enemata or enemas) is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Enemas can be carried out for medical reasons (as a treatment for constipation), as a remedy for encopresis, as part of alternative health therapies, and also for erotic purposes, particularly as part of BDSM activities. In earlier times, they were often known as clysters, and were probably used more frequently than at present. Gaius thanks the wise old men
22:25:13 Dec 11th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "You still havnt served me" * Durza's patience begins to thin*
22:52:41 Dec 11th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius looks at Durza "You should ask Septim for that... but perhaps you wanna have a go at the beer pool. It´s a whole lot of fun!"
22:57:50 Dec 11th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: " Beer pool??? Oh ye!!" Durza ignores the fact he has finally been given his drink and runs of to the beer pool Durza comes running back in "Where is this beer pool exactly/"
23:26:33 Dec 11th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: *Septim serves Durza his drink. "Sorry, service is usually good...at least I'm not as bad as Scientist, you had to wait a week for his drinks!"
09:08:05 Dec 12th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "Owell atleast i have it lol. Now where's this beer pool?" Durza says this while rubbing his hands together with anticipation
14:00:46 Dec 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: "Right there, next to Ye Olde Restroom"
17:31:37 Dec 12th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: " I must be blind, i didn't notice that, or that their was a restroom here i thought we had to go and do it in some bushes" Durza remembers back to his first use of the bush and shudder's He then runs of and leaps in the pull, which still has the dead body of aurelius floating in it " Omg someone get this man and burry, him, have you no respect"
17:35:27 Dec 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius takes his father´s body and gives him proper burial "All this beer made me forget him..."
17:36:37 Dec 12th 07 - Lord Seloc: Seloc is around here somewhere.........
17:39:45 Dec 12th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius doesn´t understand Seloc "Seloc, I don´t understand you..." Gaius sees Seloc appear with a tube in his hand "No, please, I don´t want an enema!" Gaius runs around the Taverne, suddenly he trips and falls to the beer pool "Somebody urinated here; again. Durza?"
17:45:56 Dec 12th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: " Nop wasnt me i did it in the bush, I blame seloc!" Looks at seloc suspiciously
18:17:46 Dec 12th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: "Anybody who lies about peeing in the beer pool shall be fixed!!!"
18:36:56 Dec 12th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "Someone pee'd in the beer pool?" Durza leaps out of it and runs to somewhere with a shower..... he later returns "Uch that was manky, i thought someone had pee'd on the flour not the pool"
23:45:09 Dec 12th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: *Septim creates a filter that cleans the pool, he then creates a pool boy who comes by once a day to clean the piss out of the pool. Septim then hangs a notice on the wall. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Customers of Ye Olde Taverne, I am once again leaving for five days and will be returning on Sunday or Monday. I might be able to get on in that time, but as of now I am unsure. So I am making Seloc the substitute barkeep in my leave in case I cannot get on, have fun Seloc. Abuse your powers well! Buy if Senturu gets on, he can pour himself and anybody else a drink... Signed, Prince Aesius Septim Barkeep of Ye Olde Taverne (While Lord Senturu is gone) Owner and Chef of Septim's exotic eats God of SP@M ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
08:42:21 Dec 13th 07 - Lord Seloc: "Muwhahahahaha!" Seloc does a little dance, and slaps Durza and Aureliae, for accusing him for something he didn't do!
09:14:22 Dec 13th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: " I wasnt accusing! I was insinuating" Slaps seloc back, thens does a dance on selocs head " Now whos laughing, muhhahahahahaha"
14:03:58 Dec 13th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Aurelius slaps Seloc back "I never said it had been you....!"
15:37:38 Dec 13th 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Goldsie enters the tavern 'Innuendo (In your end'o) time! Now, we all know why Septim hired a pool boy... don't we!' Glares accusingly at Septim 'Scientist was the greatest Barkeep this place ever had, and you can now be sued for slander Septim' *Goldsie mines the in vengeance of Septims slanderous tongue, then leaves, but on his way out hebar stabs eveyone, cept Seloc (Cause he has 'glimmers' of intelligence and hes got a f'n awsome thread), in the eye and punches. Revenge in the face cause hes a multi." Gaius = G@Y @SS = Happy Donkey = Sexual Innuendo
19:34:07 Dec 13th 07 - Lord Seloc: (lol Goldsie, your thinking about Senturu, Scientist wasn't a barkeeper.) Seloc stabs Durza and Aurelius aswell, then slaps them both. "And because of your little dance." He then ties Durza legs together with ducktape.
22:37:26 Dec 13th 07 - Lord Verll: Verll start laughing for some reason and just can't stop...
23:20:04 Dec 13th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius sees Goldsie with disgust "You mean no threat to me, you Innuendo Crazy Donkey boy!" Spits at the floor, then slaps Seloc out of the blue
01:46:45 Dec 14th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: "Goldsie, I disagree, SENTURU WAS THE BEST!!! Scientist took four days to fill a drink order!"
08:40:31 Dec 14th 07 - Lord Seloc: Seloc kicks Aureliae out the bar, for hitting him!
03:53:24 Dec 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius does not even feel Seloc´s kick "You can´t hurt me... I am the almighty Gaius, King of Drinkers!" Starts to drink his beer with haste. Seems pretty wasted
11:22:13 Dec 15th 07 - Mr. Goldsie: 'Getting wasted off starting a drink? Low tolerance... not much of a king.'
01:43:17 Dec 16th 07 - Prince Aesius Septim: "No...Lord Senturu is the King of Beer...or he might be the God of Beer...probably the God..."
20:14:36 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Hell Has Demon: lmao
15:29:51 Dec 17th 07 - Mr. Thomas VI: comes in "næææ it's better on the FA Tavern" walks out again
22:58:11 Dec 17th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: Durza runs after thomas and slaps him in the face "Well if FA is better why'd you come, plus i bet it's not" Durza walks calmly back into the tavern "That'll teach him....."
01:25:14 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Pesterd: walks in for the first time looking all suspicious... "Hi there mateys!!!" no one answers walks out "those people are cold blooded"
01:29:50 Dec 18th 07 - Lord Verll: Verll looks as Septim as the new guy leaves "Many weirdoes that have started visiting..."
01:42:00 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: "I may not be the God or King of beer. But I sure love it!"
02:34:52 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Pesterd: hears that from the corner of his ear and starts running towards Verll "your going to regret it now!!!!" grabs a chair and kills verll "ANY OTHER COMMENTS!!!"
02:36:51 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius moves behind Pesterd and stabs him in the back "Violent newcomers aren´t welcome. You must drink first; then you can get aggressive!" Kicks Pesterd "Die, die, die!"
03:29:17 Dec 18th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: walks into the tavern wondering WHERE THE FCK DID SENTURU GO "can i have a beer barkeep and hey ive got a stock of knives in the wagon my horse is walking around with it has a lock on it soz heres the key if u want to do some stabbing and seloc i trust u with a key to the wagon but no slapping the barkeep or ill obliterate u" sits at a table in the corner
03:41:38 Dec 18th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim marches over to Xanatos. "What'll it be? I am Prince Septim, and I am the substitute for Senturu!"
03:52:27 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Pesterd: wakes up from the fight "id like 2 beers please"
14:20:48 Dec 18th 07 - Lord Verll: *walks over to Pesterd and kicks him in the nuts. "Think you can kill me with a chair??!!"
14:42:13 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius laughs "You are right, Verll. In here you must stab people to kill them. We are too drunk to suffer any pain from a chair."
15:43:27 Dec 18th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim grabs Pesterd two beers.
18:07:58 Dec 18th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: Durza who was watching this with interest walk's up to pesterd stabs him 72 times and kicks his head "No attempted killing of regular's" Durza takes persterds 2 beers for safe keep (to drink)
18:14:47 Dec 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: "Ahoy to that, matey! Burrp..." Gaius starts talking gibberish
18:45:26 Dec 18th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "I ain't getting anybody's beer back for them Pesterd..."
22:25:50 Dec 18th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: any ways ill take your greatest beer and also im not joining into any bodys fights unless some 1 tries to stab me then ill smack em up but other then that ill just watch the fight thinking for a second hey if i throw gold coins on the ground will u guys fight over them ?
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