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*Septim pours Xanatos a good beer and hands it to them. "Probably...you should try it...hehehe" | ||||
if its something disgusting ill be taking back that key and summoning my army to destroy this tavern | ||||
"Go ahead...try it..." | ||||
"You canīt destroy the Taverne! It is beyond us mortals!" | ||||
*walks in* | ||||
*thinks to himself* | ||||
*verll wakes up miraculously* | ||||
*kicks Pesterd in the face | ||||
*Gaius sees Pesterd, who thinks he stabbed Verll but actually stabbed a beer keg* | ||||
*gets up holding the first ever shotgun* | ||||
*Septim picks up a glass and starts polishing it. | ||||
*Gaius is bored* | ||||
*mini dragon comes in blows up the tavern and walks back out* | ||||
im just kiding about the blowing up the tavern cause i know its beyond us | ||||
*pesterd being the magical orc that he is creates the taverne again and runs after mini dragon* | ||||
* destroys pesterds tavern* | ||||
*Septim gets up and raises his arms. "By the will of Drakos, this tavern be reborn!!!" *Ye Olde Taverne rebuilds itself. "And the people responsible be punished!!!" *A torture expert captures mini dragon and tortures him before banishing him to purgatory. | ||||
*Might walks into the remade tavern and covers it with SP@M.* | ||||
"I was stabbed in the back here, long time ago.(around page 21) When the Beer Pool was beer, not some red watery..... something. When the women flourished all over the tavern"....*snaps out of it* "wait we never had women in this bar, well none that ever caught my eye. whats going here!?! what are you doing? who am i? Whats wrong with me!?!? | ||||
Ha and Septim made the pool lol | ||||
"The girls are right there in the corner, dancing in Ye Olde Pole!" | ||||
"In the pole?! WHOA!!! And I just refilled the pool..." | ||||
*kills verll* haha fool! | ||||
xanatos your not funny go away | ||||
*Might invites some fellow cows over to the Ye Olde Taverne.* LOL | ||||
*looks at Septim | ||||
*Might walks in with his cow buddies.* | ||||
"Somebody wanted a story, so I shall tell the story of Calus Septim I and his son, Pelagius Septim II to continue Tiber's story. This is the story of Calus Septim, born to Tiber and Solina Septim during the 26th era. He was the yournger of two children and he was the ruler of the Septim Empire during the 27th Era. This is his story. Born to Tiber and Solina Septim during the 26th Era, his mother died during his childhood. He became an alcohalic and got into many barfights and streetfights. On 1066 of the 26th Era his older brother, Pelagius Septim, died in battle against mercenaries. Calus blamed Tiber for his brother's death, making him resentful of his father. One day Calus was captured by bandits and his father rescued him. Upon seeing him fight he realized that if his father couldn't have rescued Pelagius, nobody could. Calus quit drinking and started learning to become the ruler of his father's Empire. Until Armageddon started. On that day he thought he was going to die. But his father saved him again, sacrificing himself to save Calus, and the future of the Septim Empire. Calus awoke in the cave and saw that the forrest was burning. He ran to the old site of the Septim City. And found nothing. Calus found all the survivors he could and started rebuilding his father's Empire. Calus was soon married to Kyraria Julios, who became Kyraria Septim. Calus had two children, one of them being a boy named Pelagius, named after his brother. The other was a girl named Kytara. Calus groomed Pelagius to be the future ruler of his Empire as his father did to him. Pelagius demonstrated great potential as a leader, and made Calus a very proud father. Kytara turned out to be a great scientist, discovering cures to many different plagues. Her mother, Kyraria, was not interested in science, but she loved her none the less. Pelagius Septim II was the son of Calus and Kyraria Sepim. Pelagius married Adella Dibellus who became Adella Septim. He had one son named Tiber, named after his great-grandfather. Calus Septim was killed in the Battle of Septim City by archers thus making Pelagius the ruler of his father's Empire. Pelagius Septim II sat in the war room of the Septim Castle. Three other people sat around the table: Calus Septim, Captain Anochus, and a battle-hardened General. "We need to close the gates, troops can be seen over the horizon",said the General. "No no no, closing the gates would ruin the morale of our citizens", said Anochus. "Where the hell did you get your tactical training from, keeping them open would mean enemies puring through", said the General. "Silence! we will close the gates, this meeting is over", said Calus. After the meeting Pelagius left to the armory. When he got there he picked up his set of steel armor and put it on. He then walked down to the gates. Five-hundred men stood in front of the gates, the other five-hundred stood on the walls around the city. Calus stood atop the wall wondering where the General was. He dismisses the thought as he sees the gates start to open. "What in Akatosh's name is going on", he said as he ran to the gatehouse. Meanwhile, Pelagius sees enemies start to pour through the gate. He wonders why they opened, shrugs, and charges into the battle. He slashes one across the chest, swings around and decapitates another. "This is going to be a long fight", thought Pelagius as he continued fighting. Calus bursts into the gatehouse to find Anochus smashing the lever. "What the hell are you doing", asked Calus "My duty", said Anochus "To whom", asked Calus "My client", said Anochus as he drew his sword. Calus drew his sword and charged Anochus. Anochus blocked and slashed at Calus' legs, but Calus jumped over the blade and stabed at Anochus' heart. Anochus parried and slashed at Calus' throat. Calus jumped backwards and awaited Anochus' next attack. Pelagius cut another poor soldier's head off. "Retreat", cried a Septim soldier. Pelagius looked around and saw many dead soldiers, Septim soldiers, and understood. Pelagius ran with them. Calus blocked another of Anochus' blows and slashed at him. Anochus was too slow and it cut his chest. "Just a scratch", said Anochus as he lunged at Calus. Calus blocked his attack and cut him again. This time on the neck. Anochus fell to the ground holding his throat. "My client...will be most...displeased", whispered Anochus as he died. Calus walked over to the gear mechanism and examined it, but Anochus sabotaged it beyond repair. Calus cursed and walked out. Pelagius ran with the remaining soldiers to the castle. Once inside they shut the gates. "Where's Kytara", he asked a guard. "In the war room", said the guard. Pelagius ran to the war room and opened the door to see his mother and sister. "We have to go, we shut the gates but they won't last long", said Pelagius. "Thank Stendarr your alive, let's go", said Kyraria Pelagius took his mother and sister and ran to the front of the castle. Pelagius' friend, Garius Hasildor, waited for them at the stairs. "Been wondering when you would show up, after you", said Garius Calus ran along the walls towards the castle. He prayed that his family was alright. He saw a few enemies climbing ladders to the walls so he kicked the ladder down and continued on. "All of you soldiers, follow me, there is a secret way out of the castle that I know of", said Pelagius "Yes sir", they all said Calus arrived at the gates. "Wait for me", said Calus Septim "Father? Alright! Let's go", said Pelagius While the Septims and the guards started running, the enemies broke through the wall. One of the soldiers aimed his bow and shot Calus right through the back. Calus fell to the ground. Pelagius turned and ran to his father. "Run you fool, and...take care of your mother for me", said Calus. Pelagius obeyed and ran from his doomed father. Pelagius ran to the tunnel entrance waited until all of the people were inside, and jumped through. They walked through the tunnel for several miles until it ended, right under New London. They stayed in New London for a while, then continued south, to Drakow , where they went east to a small river, after crossing the river they build a small town to try and continue their shattered lives. Soon, Pelagius fell in love with a lady by the name of Adella Dibellus, whom he soon married. They had one child by the name of Tiber, after Pelagius' grandfather. Tiber Septim II demonstrated good leadership ability and he was also very good with blades, maces, and bows. Pelagius was very proud of him. Kytara also found somebody she loved, Garius Hasildor, Pelagius' best friend and Steward. Soon Kytara married Garius and became Kytara Hasildor. And had a child by the name of Caius Hasildor. Pelagius enjoyed taking walks in the forrest, helped him think, but one day his peace was interupted. Pelagius treaded on the dirt path of the forrest and stopped. "Quiet, a bit too quiet", he thought to himself. He dismissed the thought as he continued onward. Suddenly, an arrow flew down and barely misses his head. Pelagius jumped behind a tree and drew his sword. He peeked around it. One assassin, clad in black clothing, with a black scarf around his neck, was perched upon the tree. Pelagius returned his head to the cover of the tree and thought up a plan. He was a long three miles from his city so no backup was available. Suddenly, two more assassins jumped around the tree with Scimitars. Pelagius blocked a slash from one while drawing his dirk. The other slashed and Pelagius rolled from his blow, out from the cover of the tree. The bowman shot an arrow that missed by a few inches. Pelagius blocked another slash from one of the assassins and stabed him in the chest with his dirk. The assassin fell to the floor and the other jumped over his body and brought down his sword. Pelagius rolled backwards and dodged the blow. The bowman shot another arrow and it hit the ground. The other assassin charged Pelagius and stroke with the force of two men. Pelagius blocked the blow and slashed his right arm with the dirk. The assassin put his sword in his other hand and kept on attacking. Another arrow was shot from the bowman and it hit the dieing assassin. Pelagius continued to fight the injured one. "My client wants not only you dead, but your whole family", said the assassin as they fought. "Who is your client?", asked Pelagius. The assassin ignored the question. The assassin attacked but missed. Pelagius seized the chance and cut his head off. Pelagius jumped out of the way of a newly fired arrow from the bowman. Pelagius moved closer and closer to the bowman, hiding behind trees as he fired arrows. When Pelagius got close enough he threw his dirk at him. It hit him in the chest and the assassin fell from the tree. Pelagius walked over to the assassin and saw that he had hit him in the heart. "No information from this one, better head home", thought Pelagius. Upon returning to his city, Pelagius told his family of the assassin's attack, and his words. "Who would want us dead, we have made no enemies", said Garius. "Maybe one of the neighboring cities", said Tiber "No, they have bigger fish right now", said Kytara "Carnage?" asked Caius "No, we're too far away from them, and all they wanted was our old city", said Garius. "I'm not sure, but we better keep our eyes open", said Pelagius. The Septim family remained on constant guard, absolute vigilance was practiced. Two years passed and some of the family got restless, Tiber went on a walk in the woods with two of his friends, Roderick and Nicholas. An arrow flew from the shadow of a tree and hit Nicholas in the neck. Tiber and Roderick ran and hid behind a tree. Ten assassins came out of the darkness and surrounded Tiber and Roderick. "Prepare to die bo-" said an assassin as an arrow hit him in the neck. Fifty Septim archers marched in, killing almost all of the assassins. They moved aside and Pelagius Septim II strided up. "Leave some alive, we might want a bit of information out of them", said Pelagius. But it was too late, the remaining assassins commited suicide by driving daggers into their chese. Pelagius walked up to Tiber. "What you just did was stuiped, a man is dead now because of you", said Pelagius. "I am sorry father, I was getting restless", said Tiber "RESTLESS, RESTLESS! After what happened to me I would have thought you would put a little more consideration into your actions!", said Pelagius. Tiber opened his mouth to speak but Pelagius cut him off. "Not another word, we're going home", said Pelagius. One of the archers stopped to pick up Nicholas' body and continued to follow Pelagius. Not a word was spoken until they got to the Septim Castle. "Place the body in the Mortuary, a funeral is to be held two days from now", said Pelagius to the archer. "Yes Sir", said the archer. "Tiber, I hope you realize the consequences of your actions tonight, you are the future ruler of my Empire, and you must have good judgment in order to rule", said Pelagius "Yes father", said Tiber "Away with you then, I must speak to your mother about this incident", said Pelagius Tiber ran off to bed and Pelagius went over to his room, where Adella was sleeping. He woke her up and relayed the night's events to her. She told him not to go hard on him and Pelagius agreed, he then let himself fall to sleep. After Nicholas' funeral Pelagius couldn't find out who sent the assassins, as no more came. He slowly forgot the ordeal and went back to his normal duties. Soon Pelagius and Adella had another son, whom they named Salius Septim. He was a good leader as all of his family was, but he was a godly warrior. He could defeat twenty Septim knights without gaining a scratch. Many thought him to be a God. One day Tiber met a woman by the name of Angelus Tallius, whom he loved with all of his heart, as she loved him. Soon they got married, and Pelagius was very proud. A few years later Pelagius' mother, Kyraria, died of old age. It was a sad day for the Septim family and especially Pelagius, who fell into a year long depression following her death. But when his grandchildren were born he recieved a renewed sense of happiness. Tiber and Angelus had a son, whom they named Cephorus, and a daughter, whom they named Alessia. They were both good leaders and good warriors. Cephorus was good with his sword. Alessia was good with her bow. Salius taught Cephorus many good dueling techniques, and Kytara taught Alessia how to use a bow. Alessia also learned how to use short blades such as dirks and daggers effectively. Salius also found someone he loved, Vaermina Talia, who became Vaermina Septim. Salius and Vaermina had a child a few years later, Calus Septim II. Calus wasn't a naturally talented leader as most of the Septims where but he learned, but he was a hell of a swordsman. He was as strong as his father and twice as fast in his prime. Caius Hasildor found somebody he loved, Isabella Yelesia, who became Isabella Hasildor. They had one child, Marius Hasildor. He was not a charismatic leader and held no interest in swordfighting, Marius was interested in the arcane arts. He was a talented mage and knew many spells and languages including the languages of Elves, Dwarves, Ogres, Trolls, Halflings, Demons, and of course Humans. One day, while out on a walk, a man approached Tiber. He had many scars on his face and had white hair. "Hello Tiber", he said "Hello", said Tiber "My name is General Zarrock, I was a friend of your grandfather. "What? You must be mistaken", said Tiber "Mistakes are something I don't make many of", said Zarrock "Alright, I'll give you the benifit of the doubt, what do you want with me", said Tiber. "Ahhh, it is not you I want, it is Pelagius", said Zarrock. "Alright, I'll bring you to him, but you can't bring any weapons into the castle, got it?" said Tiber "Yes, I understand", said Zarrock. Tiber took Zarrock to Pelagius, and Pelagius didn't recognize him. "Well, you may remember the invasion of Septim City", said Zarrock "Yes, of course I do", said Pelagius "Well, I was the General in charge of Septim forces", said Zarrock. "I remember now, you were on the war council, nobody could find you during the battle, what happened", said Pelagius "The tratior, Anochus, took me hostage and gave me to the enemies, it has taken me all this time to escape", said Zarrock "Well, I'll give you everythi-" Pelagius was cut off by the sudden entrance of a soldier. "Sir, enemies are invading, overwealming us." "We need to escape, gather up my family and follow me", said Pelagius. After they got together they all left towards the back of the castle. Right before leaving Pelagius was shot in the back with a fireball. His body disinigrated. Nothing was left. But he will always be remembered as a hero, a leader, and a great man.
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whoa | ||||
"This is what makes Ye Olde Taverne the hottest place around!" | ||||
Why aren't I in it? :D | ||||
haha long XD im in the top most powerful rulers on Fant. haha Hey Septim ever have the Beerfest lol went on vacation and never came back haha | ||||
like to beers and i dont see any women on ye pole | ||||
oh yea and ninja me and sevle are about to die because some guy wants to kill him to have "fun" and im gunna die protecting him | ||||
OMG lol i cant do anything bout it assemble as many troops as u can, guy probably just has lvl 1 troops since ur in the nub world lol fight em off! | ||||
*Durza returns from Ye Old Bathroom* "Yo, im back from my expidition to the toilet, i can say it was succesful, if a little bit messy. So gimme a beer!" *Durza plonks his but down at the bar* | ||||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Customers of Ye Olde Taverne, I am leaving today at 7:00 PM PST and I will be returning on Wednesday at around noon my time. I will be unable to log on, so Seloc will be barkeep... Signed, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||
"Owner and Chef of Septim's exotic eats" haha, i remember the law suit on the restraunt | ||||
"Ehem Seloc hop to, i want my beer" *Sit's patiently* | ||||
"i need 14 beers please one for each of those cows dancing on ye pole" | ||||
*Gaius sees in Pesterdsī mind* | ||||
*Septim pours 14 beers for the cows and one for Durza. "I am not gone yet..." | ||||
*Might wonders if everyone is enjoying his cow strippers.* | ||||
"Letīs do a countdown to the three thousand posts; Iīll start it:" | ||||
4 | ||||
3 | ||||
2 | ||||
3000 POST IS MINE! | ||||
*Scientist appears in an explosion of gold, green and blue sparks* | ||||
*Septim throws a grenade into the smoke and blows Scientist out a window. "I got 2000th, which is WAY better than 3000th!!!" *Septim smiles. "As a celebration, free beer for all!" *Septim gives one free beer to everybody in the tavern. | ||||
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