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"Yeh he has a point, it will be hard to fight with ladies all over us, thanks for reminding me I'm a babe magnet Might. Peace Aureliae."

*Seloc hold out his hand for shaking.*

"Your welcome Seloc. Now shall we take over the world of cows?

*Shakes Seloc hand, carefully*

"Peace, my friend. Now, letīs get rid of this cow thingy!"

"Well Seloc, I have no proposal for you..."

*Septim pulls out his cell phone and calls fifteen people, suddenly fifteen fat truckers walk through the door.

"Hello Fire, want some love?"

*The truckers start to touch fire in weird places.

*Might destroys the documents in Selocs hands. Might also destroys the copys n stuff.*

"I fear you will now have to DIE!"

*Might picks up Seloc and gives him to Fire Nova.*

*Gaius calls his shepherd dog, who somehow manages to get rid of all the cow visitors. *

"Even Might is now gone! It is time for the strippers!"

*20 young, hot female strippers arrive to Ye Olde Taverne*

"At least it's a woman now...or is it a guy? I can't tell due to the mustache..."

lol i think i started the cow strippers like 5 pages ago
"THE DOCUMENTS BELONG TO ME!!!!"
"Bring in the dancing queens"

*walks out of bathroom*
"WE NEED SOME LYSOL, IT SMELLS IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*cough* *cough*
*pinches nose together*

[Fire Nova....I started the Cow Stippers.]

*Might sits on a chair and starts munching on humanses.*

*Septim pulls out some paper and a pen and writes a notice, he then hangs it on the wall.

Customers of Ye Olde Taverne,

I am going to be gone from tomorrow morning until Saturday...so...Seloc is barkeep when I am gone.

Signed,

Septim

"I wish I could always be here..."

"im here"
*drinks five kegs*
"mi ehre"
*too drunk to pronounce the proper words*

"by seloc"
"i need some entertainment. Can someone start a bar fight but without me involved...."

*Grabs a beer, downs it and throws the glass at Fire Nova*

*Grabs a knife from anearby table and flings that at him aswell. I'd like to see you catch that =P*

There is a place, in the center of the known Kingdoms, where all roads meet.

 Standing at the crossroads is a rambling log Tavern with a sign creaking in the wind. Looking at the sign you will the outline is of a 3 Headed Dragon, indeed, the name on the sign proclaims it as the "Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon".

 Sounds of merriment and revelry leak to the outside from within the establishment along with random beams of light from the door and windows...
 A smaller sign to the right of the door invites all from all the races and Kingdoms to enter and enjoy...
 Upon entering you see several round tables with a few chairs grouped around each, a bar runs along one wall, another wall is taken up by a huge fireplace, above the fireplace is a map of the known world.

  As you look about the room you see weapons of all types festooning the walls, Banners of the known Kingdoms hang from the rafters.

  A gilt lettered sign above the bar announces, "This tavern was established as a central meeting place for all Kingdoms" by order of the Great God Zeta.

 First 2 drinks are free as a sign of  Zetas largesse and majesty....all hail Zeta...

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Id like to claim those two free beers please

""lol your so cheep!!!!!
and i dont remember paying for any drinks??""

*So whos the barkeep?*

*The night was cold and dark. The path seemed endless, but he was still on his feet. Suddently, in the distance a light glitters. A civilised place must be there. Although he was tired, he gathered his strenght and rushed toward the light. He arrives there to see that the place was an tavern.*

"Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon? I wonder what kind of place is this?"

 *He enters the tavern. In the light of the lamps, everyone could see that the man was tall, and was wearing a black cloack, covered with the dust of the road. His black leather boots were also grey from dust, but his spurs were made from silver. No one could see his face, as it was covered by the cloacks hood, nor anything else of the mans clothes because of the cloack.*

"Barkeep!", the man shouted. "Some wine for a thirsty traveler, if you please!"

*After making the order, he heads for an empty table in the corner, and examines the tavern from under the black hood.*

*The knife breaks in the hands of the ruffian, as it hits a metal part inside the cloack. The man rises from his table and reveals the hilt of a sword from his cloack. He quickly grabs the hilt and the sword whistles as it is drawn from her scabbard. With a few swings, the man cuts the ruffians ears and nose.*

"Where I come from, this is what we do to those who lack the manners to behave in a society and to those who also lack the intelligence to judge their adversaries. Get out my site, you worthless maggot!"

*Quickly puts the sword back in the scabbard and grabs the ruffian and throws him out side the tavern.*

"Come back only when you learn how to behave!"

*Heads back to his table awaiting his wine.*

*Gaius watches everyone talk gibberish*

"Hey, gun, give me some beer!"

*Selocīs gun substitute somehow hands Gaius a beer keg*

"Suit yourself...", the gun said with a weird, metallic voice.

*walks in looks around*

*sees the body*

*runs as far away from here as possible*

Yes !! I got the 3150th Post!!!