Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
22:42:15 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "Is this the chap who stole me cash?!" Finishes his drink and smashes glass on Arvious's head "I want my MONEY!!"
22:46:04 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Realizes that Wraithish is talking to (and smashing his glass on) the pile of roof-rubble and mangled Arvious "You've drank too much, mate. Maybe you should go home for now."
22:46:43 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: "Wood can't kill me!" "I don't owe you money, but we're in the same KD so I can't kill you" "Demonsul stole the knife you THREW AT MY HEAD!!!" activates mines stationed all over the Tavern and blows the tavern sky high (after running out) and gets his money back THAT ENDS THE POSTS!!! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
22:48:00 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Somehow rewinds time 15 seconds and pours beer on Arvious's detonator, destroying it
22:48:56 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "You're a good friend mate. I'll have one more to go." Ignores the drunk man's ravings and goes to sit in a corner. Has a last pint and falls asleep [I cant go home if I'm drunk =P]
22:50:47 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "We still have the problem of how to deal with the now-disarmed Arvious. Anyone got any ideas what to do to him?" Evil grin
22:53:22 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: Gets up momentarily and throws a knife at Arvious' head and hits. Goes back to sleep
22:55:29 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: Demonsul, weren't you killed in McDonalds. pulls out sharp knife and stabs Demonsul 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times and destroys his magic staff the reverses time well, now you are
22:56:47 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: reverses time to the point Wrathish threw the knife, hits him, and fast forwards time to the pont he was casting the spell
22:56:57 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *After Arvious's insane outburst (in which he raved about pie, time travel and mcdonalds), Demonsul sticks a poster on the back of Arvious's head with permanent glue. The poster reads: Lord Seloc's The Endless Battle Is starting a new round! Sign up now!
23:01:07 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: reverses time (again) to the point Demonsul placed the message on him and put the note on Wraithish's nose while he was sleeping
23:02:56 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "I dont have a problem with that." Walks up to Arvious, who flinches away "Lets stop this now. Were smashing up the whole tavern. Temporary truce?" Asks Arvious to sign a temporary truce contract
23:05:58 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: "On the condition you beat up the chef for not delivering my food, yes I do" shakes hand, shoots chef in his huge stomach, and gets his order
23:07:15 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: Also. I don't flinch. WSOVUP starting too. places flyer about that on Wraithish's head
23:07:59 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: (you forgot to sign the contract) "Sign or it's not official-the contract holds you in truce until further notice (with at least one hours warning before truce end)" Offers Arvious pen/quill/muddy stick
23:12:36 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: signs it and starts eating "Say, would you like to participate in WSOVUP?" pulls out registration list "I'll find a spot to squeeze you in." 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.
23:13:57 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Thanks. Do you mind if I join you?" Takes a Big Mac from McDonalds thread and sits at a table near Arvious EDIT: starts eating Big Mac
23:15:31 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: "Go ahead. By the way can we sign a truce there too/ It's getting too repetitive, like No One"
23:22:58 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Wonders why he and Arvious are the only two doing anything, then realizes everyone else is passed out drunk
23:24:00 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: hits Seloc hard on the head to wake him up, but Seloc simply keeps on snoring
23:27:28 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Hits Arvious hard on the head "Dont hit people hard on the head! You could damage their brain!"
23:29:17 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: TRUCE, REMEMBER!?!?!
23:30:42 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: Free Food to anyone who wakes up!!! everyone wakes up and tackles me for the food
23:31:13 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Just a friendly warning..." Goes home-its been a long day
23:31:40 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "SHUT YOUR TRAPS, YOU STUPID MUPPETS!!!" Turns over and falls back into his drunken stupor
23:35:20 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: the moment Demonsul is out of view, Arvious blew up the tavern except for the back room, which the tournament would be held
11:02:18 Jan 27th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim pushes through the double-doors and quickdraws his peacemaker, shooting Arvious and Wraithish in the head. "I am back...Seloc is relieved..."
11:45:21 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: Wakes up from his drunken stupor with a headache. "What was that for?"
12:23:05 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Comes back in "What are you doing Cephorus Septim? What did they ever do to you?" Falls asleep standig up due to the fact he hasnt gone home and slept yet
14:20:56 Jan 27th 08 - Lord Seloc: "Indeed Seloc is very relieved..."
20:53:21 Jan 27th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim grows many large squid arms and uses them to seat everybody in barstools. "NOW! What'll it be?"
21:14:11 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "1 beer for me"
21:18:24 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might has Gas. Might lets out the Gas.... Might enjoys watching peoples faces after he lets out the Gas....
22:21:05 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran puts on a gas mask and then cracks Might's head. "You are a swine! And your place is with the pigs! Get out of this place."
22:22:54 Jan 27th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius suddenly notices that Might, the God of cows, isn�t actually a cow "You are a donkey! I knew there was something wrong about you! I`ve discovered your secret..."
22:42:55 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: My Order: Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included) Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing) French Fries Coca-Cola Cherry Zero (with bendy straw) Cherry Cobler + Tax 8.50+10.50+0.50+1.60+2.00+0.99 TOTAL=24.99
22:50:19 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Delran: "Hey! Septim, I want a menu! And bring me some more wine!"
22:55:19 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: "Here, borrow mine Delran." Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon Tax: $0.99 Menu (Eat At Your Own risk) Table $8.50 Cardboard box (rats included) Fragile Table Window seat Counter seat Golden Table Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included) Nirvana Reserved Seats Fantasia Reserved Seats etc. ^ Food $10.50 Mutton Meat Pie Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing) Sweet Onion Soup (no hummus included) Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Today's Special(Monday through Wedsneday-Otter Veal Thursday-Dirt Bread Weekends-Chocolate and Swiss Cheese Sweet Onion Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Surprise Disgusting Side Dishes $0.50 Hummus Yellow Snow Rotting tree Leaves Tree Bark Dead Squirrel French Fries Drinks $1.50 Bendy Straw $0.10 Coca-Cola Cherry Zero River Water Hummus and Beans Smoothie (one fart and you're out of here) Waver Signed Poison Bud Light Desserts $2.00 Cherry Cobler Mud Pie (worms and hummus included) Bud Light Flavored Ice Cream Swiss Cheese Pie Green Apple Jello It is not the fault of the cafe if you suddenly aqquire disseases from eating or drinking any of this nasty stuff. We put the warnings on all of the tables. You should be glad we even feed you here. Eat your dang poison already. Gosh!! "I suggest the cherry cobbler."
23:12:58 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Delran: "Barkeep! Bring me this! Disco Dance Floor Table Bud Light Swiss Cheese Pie Green Apple Jello Mutton Meat Pie Sweet and Spicy Salmon. And if I catch something from here, be sure the Healt Department and the Costumer Protection will pay you a visit. If not I will unleash my dragons upon this tavern!" :p
00:13:07 Jan 28th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim rips up the menu. "There are no menus here, and NO FOOD! As Scientist once said, if you want food, go to Mcdonalds, this is a bar without a grill!!! Now, we serve every drink imaginable..."
02:04:14 Jan 28th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: Demonsul and I blew up McDonalds 9 times, reversed time 5 times, and killed each other 10 times. :-) shoots Septim "Go away, you $P@MMER!!!
02:59:57 Jan 28th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Septim dodges the bullet, disappears, then reappears in front of Arvious III. "If you do not like it...leave!" Septim grabs Arvious's gun, breaks his arm, and shoots out both of Arvious's kneecaps. Septim then lifts up Arvious, hangs him on a meat hook, and delivers him to Septim's exotic eats.
17:00:36 Jan 28th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Wakes up "It was an eventful fast food joint..." Goes back to sleep
01:21:52 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: uses all remaining strength to wake Demonsul up, who reverses time to the point when Septim went loopy here (when hasn't he been loopy) and saved me and did all those things to Septim "Thanks, Demonsul."
18:07:19 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Rewinds time to how it was Wakes up "It was an eventful--wow, deja vu..." Goes back to sleep again
20:58:54 Jan 29th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius wonders what the hell is going in Ye Olde Taverne nowadays "Anything is as it used to be!" Grabs a beer "Here�s to the old, simpler times!"
22:52:04 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: comes from the past and and is now 2days younger
22:53:15 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: Raises a beer "Hear, hear!" Downs the beer
03:03:49 Jan 30th 08 - Sir Fire Nova: grabs arvious "this is for ruining star bucks!" kills him
11:11:26 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Delran: Sips from his wine as the others slaughter each other. "God, they are worse than 5 years kids......."
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Ye Olde Taverne
22:42:15 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "Is this the chap who stole me cash?!" Finishes his drink and smashes glass on Arvious's head "I want my MONEY!!"
22:46:04 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Realizes that Wraithish is talking to (and smashing his glass on) the pile of roof-rubble and mangled Arvious "You've drank too much, mate. Maybe you should go home for now."
22:46:43 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: "Wood can't kill me!" "I don't owe you money, but we're in the same KD so I can't kill you" "Demonsul stole the knife you THREW AT MY HEAD!!!" activates mines stationed all over the Tavern and blows the tavern sky high (after running out) and gets his money back THAT ENDS THE POSTS!!! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
22:48:00 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Somehow rewinds time 15 seconds and pours beer on Arvious's detonator, destroying it
22:48:56 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "You're a good friend mate. I'll have one more to go." Ignores the drunk man's ravings and goes to sit in a corner. Has a last pint and falls asleep [I cant go home if I'm drunk =P]
22:50:47 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "We still have the problem of how to deal with the now-disarmed Arvious. Anyone got any ideas what to do to him?" Evil grin
22:53:22 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: Gets up momentarily and throws a knife at Arvious' head and hits. Goes back to sleep
22:55:29 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: Demonsul, weren't you killed in McDonalds. pulls out sharp knife and stabs Demonsul 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times and destroys his magic staff the reverses time well, now you are
22:56:47 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: reverses time to the point Wrathish threw the knife, hits him, and fast forwards time to the pont he was casting the spell
22:56:57 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *After Arvious's insane outburst (in which he raved about pie, time travel and mcdonalds), Demonsul sticks a poster on the back of Arvious's head with permanent glue. The poster reads: Lord Seloc's The Endless Battle Is starting a new round! Sign up now!
23:01:07 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: reverses time (again) to the point Demonsul placed the message on him and put the note on Wraithish's nose while he was sleeping
23:02:56 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "I dont have a problem with that." Walks up to Arvious, who flinches away "Lets stop this now. Were smashing up the whole tavern. Temporary truce?" Asks Arvious to sign a temporary truce contract
23:05:58 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: "On the condition you beat up the chef for not delivering my food, yes I do" shakes hand, shoots chef in his huge stomach, and gets his order
23:07:15 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: Also. I don't flinch. WSOVUP starting too. places flyer about that on Wraithish's head
23:07:59 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: (you forgot to sign the contract) "Sign or it's not official-the contract holds you in truce until further notice (with at least one hours warning before truce end)" Offers Arvious pen/quill/muddy stick
23:12:36 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: signs it and starts eating "Say, would you like to participate in WSOVUP?" pulls out registration list "I'll find a spot to squeeze you in." 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.
23:13:57 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Thanks. Do you mind if I join you?" Takes a Big Mac from McDonalds thread and sits at a table near Arvious EDIT: starts eating Big Mac
23:15:31 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: "Go ahead. By the way can we sign a truce there too/ It's getting too repetitive, like No One"
23:22:58 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Wonders why he and Arvious are the only two doing anything, then realizes everyone else is passed out drunk
23:24:00 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: hits Seloc hard on the head to wake him up, but Seloc simply keeps on snoring
23:27:28 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Hits Arvious hard on the head "Dont hit people hard on the head! You could damage their brain!"
23:29:17 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: TRUCE, REMEMBER!?!?!
23:30:42 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: Free Food to anyone who wakes up!!! everyone wakes up and tackles me for the food
23:31:13 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Just a friendly warning..." Goes home-its been a long day
23:31:40 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "SHUT YOUR TRAPS, YOU STUPID MUPPETS!!!" Turns over and falls back into his drunken stupor
23:35:20 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: the moment Demonsul is out of view, Arvious blew up the tavern except for the back room, which the tournament would be held
11:02:18 Jan 27th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim pushes through the double-doors and quickdraws his peacemaker, shooting Arvious and Wraithish in the head. "I am back...Seloc is relieved..."
11:45:21 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: Wakes up from his drunken stupor with a headache. "What was that for?"
12:23:05 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Comes back in "What are you doing Cephorus Septim? What did they ever do to you?" Falls asleep standig up due to the fact he hasnt gone home and slept yet
14:20:56 Jan 27th 08 - Lord Seloc: "Indeed Seloc is very relieved..."
20:53:21 Jan 27th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim grows many large squid arms and uses them to seat everybody in barstools. "NOW! What'll it be?"
21:14:11 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "1 beer for me"
21:18:24 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might has Gas. Might lets out the Gas.... Might enjoys watching peoples faces after he lets out the Gas....
22:21:05 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran puts on a gas mask and then cracks Might's head. "You are a swine! And your place is with the pigs! Get out of this place."
22:22:54 Jan 27th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius suddenly notices that Might, the God of cows, isn�t actually a cow "You are a donkey! I knew there was something wrong about you! I`ve discovered your secret..."
22:42:55 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: My Order: Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included) Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing) French Fries Coca-Cola Cherry Zero (with bendy straw) Cherry Cobler + Tax 8.50+10.50+0.50+1.60+2.00+0.99 TOTAL=24.99
22:50:19 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Delran: "Hey! Septim, I want a menu! And bring me some more wine!"
22:55:19 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: "Here, borrow mine Delran." Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon Tax: $0.99 Menu (Eat At Your Own risk) Table $8.50 Cardboard box (rats included) Fragile Table Window seat Counter seat Golden Table Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included) Nirvana Reserved Seats Fantasia Reserved Seats etc. ^ Food $10.50 Mutton Meat Pie Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing) Sweet Onion Soup (no hummus included) Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Today's Special(Monday through Wedsneday-Otter Veal Thursday-Dirt Bread Weekends-Chocolate and Swiss Cheese Sweet Onion Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Surprise Disgusting Side Dishes $0.50 Hummus Yellow Snow Rotting tree Leaves Tree Bark Dead Squirrel French Fries Drinks $1.50 Bendy Straw $0.10 Coca-Cola Cherry Zero River Water Hummus and Beans Smoothie (one fart and you're out of here) Waver Signed Poison Bud Light Desserts $2.00 Cherry Cobler Mud Pie (worms and hummus included) Bud Light Flavored Ice Cream Swiss Cheese Pie Green Apple Jello It is not the fault of the cafe if you suddenly aqquire disseases from eating or drinking any of this nasty stuff. We put the warnings on all of the tables. You should be glad we even feed you here. Eat your dang poison already. Gosh!! "I suggest the cherry cobbler."
23:12:58 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Delran: "Barkeep! Bring me this! Disco Dance Floor Table Bud Light Swiss Cheese Pie Green Apple Jello Mutton Meat Pie Sweet and Spicy Salmon. And if I catch something from here, be sure the Healt Department and the Costumer Protection will pay you a visit. If not I will unleash my dragons upon this tavern!" :p
00:13:07 Jan 28th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim rips up the menu. "There are no menus here, and NO FOOD! As Scientist once said, if you want food, go to Mcdonalds, this is a bar without a grill!!! Now, we serve every drink imaginable..."
02:04:14 Jan 28th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: Demonsul and I blew up McDonalds 9 times, reversed time 5 times, and killed each other 10 times. :-) shoots Septim "Go away, you $P@MMER!!!
02:59:57 Jan 28th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Septim dodges the bullet, disappears, then reappears in front of Arvious III. "If you do not like it...leave!" Septim grabs Arvious's gun, breaks his arm, and shoots out both of Arvious's kneecaps. Septim then lifts up Arvious, hangs him on a meat hook, and delivers him to Septim's exotic eats.
17:00:36 Jan 28th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Wakes up "It was an eventful fast food joint..." Goes back to sleep
01:21:52 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: uses all remaining strength to wake Demonsul up, who reverses time to the point when Septim went loopy here (when hasn't he been loopy) and saved me and did all those things to Septim "Thanks, Demonsul."
18:07:19 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Rewinds time to how it was Wakes up "It was an eventful--wow, deja vu..." Goes back to sleep again
20:58:54 Jan 29th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius wonders what the hell is going in Ye Olde Taverne nowadays "Anything is as it used to be!" Grabs a beer "Here�s to the old, simpler times!"
22:52:04 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Arvious III: comes from the past and and is now 2days younger
22:53:15 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: Raises a beer "Hear, hear!" Downs the beer
03:03:49 Jan 30th 08 - Sir Fire Nova: grabs arvious "this is for ruining star bucks!" kills him
11:11:26 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Delran: Sips from his wine as the others slaughter each other. "God, they are worse than 5 years kids......."
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