Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
12:51:34 Jan 30th 08 - Sir Fire Nova: sees delran from corner of his eye "why are you not fighting!!!" grabs him and throws him in to the fight
16:36:45 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "So its a bar fight now?" Smashes a beer mug on the head of the nearest person and starts punching anyone or anything that gets within his range
16:47:29 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Delran: Angered by this, he makes a few signes with his hands while whispering something. Suddently, everyone fighting is thrown on the floor by a mass of air. "Stop this fooling arround. If you wish to fight, join one of the RP games." Sees Nova on the floor. "You are mine! Away with you!" Nova is picked up by a stream of air and thrown outside the tavern.
17:08:31 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: God answers Delrans remark. "Yes they are..." Might sits in a chair.
18:35:13 Jan 30th 08 - Sir Fire Nova: walks back in "what just happened?!?!?!?" looks confused
18:47:00 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Wakes up again and sticks a metal thingy on the wall "This should stop people reversing time all the while" Notices the people flat on the floor "Come on, get up! This is a tavern, not an inn! Wake up!" Gets knocked out by [person who writes next post's name here]
02:55:43 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: *comes here from another forum and freezes time. he makes it to where there is peace here for one day" "Hey everybody."
03:54:20 Jan 31st 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim pulls out the orb of peace and war and switches it back to halfway between the two. "Seloc must be messing with it again..."
05:26:27 Jan 31st 08 - Sir Lexas Vineraven: vineraven respawns in the Roleplay forum, and sits down watching the happenings "its good to be back!"
15:25:32 Jan 31st 08 - Lord Seloc: Seloc steal the orb of peace and war "Muwhahaha! peace...war....peace......war......peace.......war" Seloc disappears.
15:59:58 Jan 31st 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "Dang...oh well..."
18:21:55 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Recovers "Hey Arvious, you know you cannot time-jump out of here? You're trapped!"
22:42:46 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: spends 3 bonus turms to find a loophole "Okay, if you are killed in one forum, but killed intentionally, you are given a chance to live in another forum, which when you die there too, you come back to life in the original."
01:56:58 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: in order to calm these people, I recreated the menus and changed them and will pay for all the sodas, drinks, and other things people will buy Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon Tax: $0.99 Menu (Eat At Your Own risk) Table $8.50 Cardboard box (rats included) Fragile Table Window seat Counter seat Golden Table Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included) Nirvana Reserved Seats Fantasia Reserved Seats etc. ^ Food $10.50 Mutton Meat Pie Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing) Sweet Onion Soup (no hummus included) Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Today's Special(Monday through Wedsneday-Otter Veal Thursday-Dirt Bread Weekends-Chocolate and Swiss Cheese Sweet Onion Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Surprise Disgusting Side Dishes $0.50 Hummus Yellow Snow Rotting tree Leaves Tree Bark Dead Squirrel French Fries Drinks $1.50 Bendy Straw $0.10 Gin Cranberry Juice Tropical Juice Ginger Ale Coca-Cola Cherry Zero Miller Lite Hummus and Beans Smoothie (one fart and you're out of here) Waver Signed Poison Bud Light Desserts $2.00 Cherry Cobler Mud Pie (worms and hummus included) Bud Light Flavored Ice Cream Swiss Cheese Pie Green Apple Jello It is not the fault of the cafe if you suddenly aqquire disseases from eating or drinking any of this nasty stuff. We put the warnings on all of the tables. You should be glad we even feed you here. Eat your dang poison already. Gosh!!
01:59:36 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Delran: "You can put that menu somewhere! I want some wine!"
02:06:35 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: I'll edit it again and get your your order right away. Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon Tax: $0.99 Menu (Eat At Your Own risk) Table $8.50 Cardboard box (rats included) Fragile Table Window seat Counter seat Golden Table Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included) Nirvana Reserved Seats Fantasia Reserved Seats etc. ^ Food $10.50 Mutton Meat Pie Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing) Sweet Onion Soup (no hummus included) Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Today's Special(Monday through Wedsneday-Otter Veal Thursday-Dirt Bread Weekends-Chocolate and Swiss Cheese Sweet Onion Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Surprise Disgusting Side Dishes $0.50 Hummus Yellow Snow Rotting tree Leaves Tree Bark Dead Squirrel French Fries Drinks $1.50 Bendy Straw $0.10 Gin Cranberry Juice Tropical Juice Ginger Ale Coca-Cola Cherry Zero Wine De Vicaop (means grapes from Zeta) Miller Lite Hummus and Beans Smoothie (one fart and you're out of here) Waver Signed Poison Chocolate Milk Bud Light Desserts $2.00 Cherry Cobler Mud Pie (worms and hummus included) Bud Light Flavored Ice Cream Swiss Cheese Pie Green Apple Jello It is not the fault of the cafe if you suddenly aqquire disseases from eating or drinking any of this nasty stuff. We put the warnings on all of the tables. You should be glad we even feed you here. Eat your dang poison already. Gosh!! grabs Wine De Vicaop bottle and pours it to a tall glass "Here you go, Delran." hands the tall glass to Delran "Drinks on me!"
02:11:20 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Delran: "Why thanks! Cheers!" Empties the glass.
02:13:51 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: "That was a tall glass and you finished it in 12 seconds! It's a new world record!!!"
02:30:01 Feb 1st 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim stabs Arvious three times in the back and once in the neck. "I AM BARKEEP!"
02:38:10 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: speaks his last words "Now my loophole is in action!" is born in another forum, is killed there too, and is now back to this forum "This will happen everytime someone kills me."
03:37:59 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might walks up to Septim. "I see ya need help cleaning this place of the every day rabble and no-gooders."
04:11:58 Feb 1st 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "Might, you're hired as my bouncer, now...if anybody serves an unauthorized drink, beat them to near death with a large trout!"
17:31:13 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Gives might booze from nearby Tesco
19:07:04 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: hands free food and drinks to everyone "End of era give away!!!"
19:14:11 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Opens door. A sunset is seen through the open door. "See you on the other side..." Exits the tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon.
19:36:08 Feb 1st 08 - Sir Fire Nova: Looks around grabs demonsul "Once your in you cant get out" throws him in "drinks on me !!"
19:38:26 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Bob The Builder: Bob walks in....reads notice...."No Nuts"...and leaves
19:39:47 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Hits Fire Nova with a bar stool "You ruined my exit!" Hits Fire Nova again, this time using Arvious as a club
03:57:37 Feb 3rd 08 - Sir Fire Nova: breaks arviouses head "WHY DID YOU HIT ME!!"
03:59:50 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: Draws his sword and cuts off Nova's head. Makes a spell and another appears on top of Nova's neck, only it is faced backwards. Delran gives an evil grinn. "This should be a good target practice! Who wants to play darts?"
04:02:46 Feb 3rd 08 - Sir Fire Nova: Puts his head back the normal war "no one used me as darts!"
04:07:45 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: Picks up a dart and throws it at Nova's cut head. "Hey drinks on me for those that will play darts with me!"
11:21:43 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "im in!" throws a handful of darts at nova all at once "ouch...that looked painful"
11:46:13 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "Do knives count?" Throws knife after knife at Nova's head with perfect accuracy
15:02:20 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: "Everything counts: darts, knives, arrows, axes.... you name it! Barkeep, a round of drinks on me for all those who play darts with me!"
15:26:10 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "Sweet!" Wraithish downed his beer and threw another knife at Nova, hitting him square between the eyes
21:11:02 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Arvious III: gets his special knife "I like this game." Especially when he hit me in the HEAD!!! throws knife at Nova
17:26:03 Feb 4th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: downs a beer and throws his sword form The Journeys at Nova, then retrieves his sword before anyone can take it "For once I agree with Arvious...ah! No!" Hits himself with beer glass
17:27:35 Feb 4th 08 - Sir Pesterd: laughs at arvious and wraithish, be cause Fire Nova no longer exists finds a knife and throws it as arvious
17:34:48 Feb 4th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "You ruined our game!" Throws all leftover darts at Pesterd
17:41:53 Feb 4th 08 - Sir Pesterd: looks at all the darts going past him because of demonsul's lack of hand eye coordination, and aim
18:14:12 Feb 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Ah no, I forgot I was drunk" Collapses due to drunkenness
18:27:49 Feb 7th 08 - Sir Pesterd: picks him up "its all right buddy. I'll take you home"
18:31:07 Feb 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Whuzzat?" Snores
22:37:07 Feb 7th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: dodges and grabs exlixer of rest "Here you go, Demonsul. This will make you fell like you were asleep for a day." hands it to Demonsul "Also, where's my knife? Ah... here it is." throws it at Pesterd "Drinks on me to start the new era!!!"
23:19:59 Feb 7th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: [[OOC: Downtime...bad...]] *Septim wakes up. "WHO? WHAT? WHERE? Oh...yeah..."
03:36:09 Feb 8th 08 - Sir Pesterd: slaps septim around "i thought you were killed already on the stick game?" starts working on his return of the dead
12:18:48 Feb 8th 08 - Mr. Revengicus: revengicus steps in with the biggest shotgun asta lovista baby! shoots everyone (except pesterd) in the head and blows all of their heads off then burns their bodies so there is no possible way of returning sorry im late boss :)
15:57:09 Feb 8th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim's body turns into liquid metal and forms back together into a puddle, the puddle then rises to form Septim. Septim's arm turns into a sword. "That was a bad idea on your behalf..." Septim plunges his blade into Revengicus's heart, Septim then pulls the blade out and slices off Revengicus's head, he then proceeds to slice off Revengicus's fingers, toes, arms, and legs. After that he cuts out Revengicus's organs. "Phew..." *Septim locks all of the sepperate pieces into different silver treasure chests with many curses and spells, Septim then teleports all the pieces to different places around the world. "Alright...who wants a beer?"
16:53:27 Feb 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Demonsul comes in through back door "Sorry, but I missed everything since Arvious gave me that elixir, it was dodgy..." Reads bottle Best before Era 12 If consumed later may produce laxative effect "I guess I should read the bottle next time"
[Top] Pages: 1 (back) 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 (next) 176

Login
Username:	Don't have an account? Sign up!
Password:	Forgot your password? Retrive it!

Forum bookmarks Reset views

Ye Olde Taverne
12:51:34 Jan 30th 08 - Sir Fire Nova: sees delran from corner of his eye "why are you not fighting!!!" grabs him and throws him in to the fight
16:36:45 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "So its a bar fight now?" Smashes a beer mug on the head of the nearest person and starts punching anyone or anything that gets within his range
16:47:29 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Delran: Angered by this, he makes a few signes with his hands while whispering something. Suddently, everyone fighting is thrown on the floor by a mass of air. "Stop this fooling arround. If you wish to fight, join one of the RP games." Sees Nova on the floor. "You are mine! Away with you!" Nova is picked up by a stream of air and thrown outside the tavern.
17:08:31 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: God answers Delrans remark. "Yes they are..." Might sits in a chair.
18:35:13 Jan 30th 08 - Sir Fire Nova: walks back in "what just happened?!?!?!?" looks confused
18:47:00 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Wakes up again and sticks a metal thingy on the wall "This should stop people reversing time all the while" Notices the people flat on the floor "Come on, get up! This is a tavern, not an inn! Wake up!" Gets knocked out by [person who writes next post's name here]
02:55:43 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: *comes here from another forum and freezes time. he makes it to where there is peace here for one day" "Hey everybody."
03:54:20 Jan 31st 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim pulls out the orb of peace and war and switches it back to halfway between the two. "Seloc must be messing with it again..."
05:26:27 Jan 31st 08 - Sir Lexas Vineraven: vineraven respawns in the Roleplay forum, and sits down watching the happenings "its good to be back!"
15:25:32 Jan 31st 08 - Lord Seloc: Seloc steal the orb of peace and war "Muwhahaha! peace...war....peace......war......peace.......war" Seloc disappears.
15:59:58 Jan 31st 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "Dang...oh well..."
18:21:55 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Recovers "Hey Arvious, you know you cannot time-jump out of here? You're trapped!"
22:42:46 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: spends 3 bonus turms to find a loophole "Okay, if you are killed in one forum, but killed intentionally, you are given a chance to live in another forum, which when you die there too, you come back to life in the original."
01:56:58 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: in order to calm these people, I recreated the menus and changed them and will pay for all the sodas, drinks, and other things people will buy Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon Tax: $0.99 Menu (Eat At Your Own risk) Table $8.50 Cardboard box (rats included) Fragile Table Window seat Counter seat Golden Table Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included) Nirvana Reserved Seats Fantasia Reserved Seats etc. ^ Food $10.50 Mutton Meat Pie Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing) Sweet Onion Soup (no hummus included) Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Today's Special(Monday through Wedsneday-Otter Veal Thursday-Dirt Bread Weekends-Chocolate and Swiss Cheese Sweet Onion Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Surprise Disgusting Side Dishes $0.50 Hummus Yellow Snow Rotting tree Leaves Tree Bark Dead Squirrel French Fries Drinks $1.50 Bendy Straw $0.10 Gin Cranberry Juice Tropical Juice Ginger Ale Coca-Cola Cherry Zero Miller Lite Hummus and Beans Smoothie (one fart and you're out of here) Waver Signed Poison Bud Light Desserts $2.00 Cherry Cobler Mud Pie (worms and hummus included) Bud Light Flavored Ice Cream Swiss Cheese Pie Green Apple Jello It is not the fault of the cafe if you suddenly aqquire disseases from eating or drinking any of this nasty stuff. We put the warnings on all of the tables. You should be glad we even feed you here. Eat your dang poison already. Gosh!!
01:59:36 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Delran: "You can put that menu somewhere! I want some wine!"
02:06:35 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: I'll edit it again and get your your order right away. Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon Tax: $0.99 Menu (Eat At Your Own risk) Table $8.50 Cardboard box (rats included) Fragile Table Window seat Counter seat Golden Table Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included) Nirvana Reserved Seats Fantasia Reserved Seats etc. ^ Food $10.50 Mutton Meat Pie Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing) Sweet Onion Soup (no hummus included) Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Today's Special(Monday through Wedsneday-Otter Veal Thursday-Dirt Bread Weekends-Chocolate and Swiss Cheese Sweet Onion Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Surprise Disgusting Side Dishes $0.50 Hummus Yellow Snow Rotting tree Leaves Tree Bark Dead Squirrel French Fries Drinks $1.50 Bendy Straw $0.10 Gin Cranberry Juice Tropical Juice Ginger Ale Coca-Cola Cherry Zero Wine De Vicaop (means grapes from Zeta) Miller Lite Hummus and Beans Smoothie (one fart and you're out of here) Waver Signed Poison Chocolate Milk Bud Light Desserts $2.00 Cherry Cobler Mud Pie (worms and hummus included) Bud Light Flavored Ice Cream Swiss Cheese Pie Green Apple Jello It is not the fault of the cafe if you suddenly aqquire disseases from eating or drinking any of this nasty stuff. We put the warnings on all of the tables. You should be glad we even feed you here. Eat your dang poison already. Gosh!! grabs Wine De Vicaop bottle and pours it to a tall glass "Here you go, Delran." hands the tall glass to Delran "Drinks on me!"
02:11:20 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Delran: "Why thanks! Cheers!" Empties the glass.
02:13:51 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: "That was a tall glass and you finished it in 12 seconds! It's a new world record!!!"
02:30:01 Feb 1st 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim stabs Arvious three times in the back and once in the neck. "I AM BARKEEP!"
02:38:10 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: speaks his last words "Now my loophole is in action!" is born in another forum, is killed there too, and is now back to this forum "This will happen everytime someone kills me."
03:37:59 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might walks up to Septim. "I see ya need help cleaning this place of the every day rabble and no-gooders."
04:11:58 Feb 1st 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "Might, you're hired as my bouncer, now...if anybody serves an unauthorized drink, beat them to near death with a large trout!"
17:31:13 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Gives might booze from nearby Tesco
19:07:04 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Arvious III: hands free food and drinks to everyone "End of era give away!!!"
19:14:11 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Opens door. A sunset is seen through the open door. "See you on the other side..." Exits the tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon.
19:36:08 Feb 1st 08 - Sir Fire Nova: Looks around grabs demonsul "Once your in you cant get out" throws him in "drinks on me !!"
19:38:26 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Bob The Builder: Bob walks in....reads notice...."No Nuts"...and leaves
19:39:47 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Hits Fire Nova with a bar stool "You ruined my exit!" Hits Fire Nova again, this time using Arvious as a club
03:57:37 Feb 3rd 08 - Sir Fire Nova: breaks arviouses head "WHY DID YOU HIT ME!!"
03:59:50 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: Draws his sword and cuts off Nova's head. Makes a spell and another appears on top of Nova's neck, only it is faced backwards. Delran gives an evil grinn. "This should be a good target practice! Who wants to play darts?"
04:02:46 Feb 3rd 08 - Sir Fire Nova: Puts his head back the normal war "no one used me as darts!"
04:07:45 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: Picks up a dart and throws it at Nova's cut head. "Hey drinks on me for those that will play darts with me!"
11:21:43 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "im in!" throws a handful of darts at nova all at once "ouch...that looked painful"
11:46:13 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "Do knives count?" Throws knife after knife at Nova's head with perfect accuracy
15:02:20 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: "Everything counts: darts, knives, arrows, axes.... you name it! Barkeep, a round of drinks on me for all those who play darts with me!"
15:26:10 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Wraithish: "Sweet!" Wraithish downed his beer and threw another knife at Nova, hitting him square between the eyes
21:11:02 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Arvious III: gets his special knife "I like this game." Especially when he hit me in the HEAD!!! throws knife at Nova
17:26:03 Feb 4th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: downs a beer and throws his sword form The Journeys at Nova, then retrieves his sword before anyone can take it "For once I agree with Arvious...ah! No!" Hits himself with beer glass
17:27:35 Feb 4th 08 - Sir Pesterd: laughs at arvious and wraithish, be cause Fire Nova no longer exists finds a knife and throws it as arvious
17:34:48 Feb 4th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "You ruined our game!" Throws all leftover darts at Pesterd
17:41:53 Feb 4th 08 - Sir Pesterd: looks at all the darts going past him because of demonsul's lack of hand eye coordination, and aim
18:14:12 Feb 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Ah no, I forgot I was drunk" Collapses due to drunkenness
18:27:49 Feb 7th 08 - Sir Pesterd: picks him up "its all right buddy. I'll take you home"
18:31:07 Feb 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Whuzzat?" Snores
22:37:07 Feb 7th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: dodges and grabs exlixer of rest "Here you go, Demonsul. This will make you fell like you were asleep for a day." hands it to Demonsul "Also, where's my knife? Ah... here it is." throws it at Pesterd "Drinks on me to start the new era!!!"
23:19:59 Feb 7th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: [[OOC: Downtime...bad...]] *Septim wakes up. "WHO? WHAT? WHERE? Oh...yeah..."
03:36:09 Feb 8th 08 - Sir Pesterd: slaps septim around "i thought you were killed already on the stick game?" starts working on his return of the dead
12:18:48 Feb 8th 08 - Mr. Revengicus: revengicus steps in with the biggest shotgun asta lovista baby! shoots everyone (except pesterd) in the head and blows all of their heads off then burns their bodies so there is no possible way of returning sorry im late boss :)
15:57:09 Feb 8th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim's body turns into liquid metal and forms back together into a puddle, the puddle then rises to form Septim. Septim's arm turns into a sword. "That was a bad idea on your behalf..." Septim plunges his blade into Revengicus's heart, Septim then pulls the blade out and slices off Revengicus's head, he then proceeds to slice off Revengicus's fingers, toes, arms, and legs. After that he cuts out Revengicus's organs. "Phew..." *Septim locks all of the sepperate pieces into different silver treasure chests with many curses and spells, Septim then teleports all the pieces to different places around the world. "Alright...who wants a beer?"
16:53:27 Feb 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Demonsul comes in through back door "Sorry, but I missed everything since Arvious gave me that elixir, it was dodgy..." Reads bottle Best before Era 12 If consumed later may produce laxative effect "I guess I should read the bottle next time"
[Top] Pages: 1 (back) 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 (next) 176