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I thought the menu had [[cherry cobbler]]...

*Septim pours Demonsul his beer...

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"One [[Beer]] for me and buy yourself something for being such a good barman"

After walking for god knows how many days, Ky came apon a tavern." Now what is this." Ky said half to himself as he scanned the sign." Well what could a few drinks do." KY push open the door and took a seat a the nearest table. After taking out his tabaco pipe he put some tabaco in and lit it with a small fire spell. KY took a few puffs of his pipe before he addressed bartender." A tankard of ale if ya have it kind sir."

[[OOC: Ya gotta order beers like this:

"A [[tankard of ale]] kind sir!"

That way I can sort through all the posting...]]

*Septim pours Tosh a tankard of ale and hands it to him.

*Septim goes into the back, stubs his toe on a crate, curses, finds Arvious's soda, brings it back to him, and thrusts it into his hands.

*kicks out Draven

*dodges it, hits him in the head with a bar stool, shakes up a soda, points it at Pesterd, opens it, and heads to the deserted end of the Tavern*

*Puts on helmet with lightning speed and deflects darts (he was closest to arvious) and picks up deflected darts lying on floor and throws them at pesterd for being annoying*

"Puff...puff...longest /me i've ever done here ever!"

*walks in and kills everyone except for Septim then looks malignly at Prince Cakus and laughes before teleporting away

(typo that was supposed to say Calus)

Rakon leaps into the room and kills Scruffy and leaves Septim to clean up the mess on his own after cutting off Claus' thumbs, so that he couldnt hold the broom Muahhahahhah

*Septim's thumbs come back and jump back onto his hand. Septim then shoots Rakon in the kneecaps with a .50 SP@M pistol. Septim walks over to Rakon, kicks him over, and shoots him in both the eyes. After that Septim makes Rakon clean up the mess blind, and for every spot he misses Septim shoots him in a different, non-lethal, spot. After Rakon finishes, Septim takes him outside and shoots him in the head. Septim walks in and starts polishing the table.

[[OOC: They make them...

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[You're right. Nevermind...  Snipers are way cooler though.   ^^]

*Seloc walks back into the tavern having never left it!*

"Well this looks fun and all what have I missed?"

"He wanted a cheap beer, cheapest cr@p I got is that watered down stuff that I found under the counter..."

"I asked for expensive beer!"

*Goes back to hobo, picks up hobo, and hits Septim with...guess*

Thats right, the HOBO!

Rakon comes back with THREE eyes and throws one of them at Calus' head and it implodes and imprisons the entire bar in a fiery domain killing everyone (including Rakon) END OF STORY

*Septim steals Arvious's time powers and reverses time to the point of Rakon throwing the eye. Septim catches it, takes Rakon outside, throws him in Ye Olde Dumpstere, and throws the eye in there, the dumpster implodes and Rakon dies, END OF YOUR STORY!!! Septim then pours a Septim Shot for Seloc and an expensive beer for Demonsul.

"Yo owe me another [[12 pack of soda]] for that!"

"Some people are just weird...."

*Arvious IV dies and gives his power to his son, Plato*

"Why am I in a bar?  This is full of drunken wastes of human resources..."

*leaves*

-Repeat my last post-