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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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[[I'm am his son.]] "Before I go, can I get a [[bottle of sparkling cider]]? | ||||
*Septim gives Arv-Plato a bottle of sparkling cider. | ||||
"Thank you! This place seems nicer than it looked before. I think I'll stay." *pours cider into glass and takes a sip* | ||||
*Notes that the tavern has become quieter since Arvious IIII died (respect the lack of roman grammar!) and goes over to Plato* | ||||
*Septim hangs a notice once again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Patrons of Ye Olde Taverne, I am going to be gone today, tomorrow, and half of Sunday. So...Seloc is my sub. Signed, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||
*Nerevar runs in "DIE, ALL OF YOU MUST DIE!!!" *Nerevar shoots everybody in the tavern in the head and jumps out the window. | ||||
Well, what an eccentric performance. I'll have a [[Magnum .95, the largest calibre alcohol in the world]], on the rocks. | ||||
*Septim pours a Magnum .95 for Verthias and slides it to him. "That is the second most potent stuff in the world...the Drunk's Demise is the first..." | ||||
Really, is it? I'll have a couple of shots of [[Drunk's Demise]] as well. Neat, of course. *slurps the Magnum in one sip* | ||||
*Demonsul comes in, congratulates Seloc on his voice acting, and staggers out* | ||||
Hello? Anyone here? DAMNIT! Where can a CELTIC WAR LORD GET A DRINK AROUND HERE!?!?!?! people nowadays... WHERE'S THE BARTENDER!?!?!?! *sits on stool and slumps over* After fighting in Zete for my life i might as well congradulate myself for holding three kingdoms back with just one city. HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY THING IS! I GOT BORED SO I LEFT!!!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN KILL ME!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHERE THE HELL IS THE BARTENDER!?!??!?!?! | ||||
please... anyone? i need ale... *frowns and moves to leave* | ||||
[[If you want a disturbance, go talk to Septim to do a disco. The most noise you will hear from me is the sip of my cider, refilling of my glass, and an occasional chuckle]] "The guy that shot me missed and shot my bottle. May I get a new [[glass cup]]?" | ||||
Well.... Selocs gone.... Revenge walks behind the old bar and readies for his next customer.... | ||||
Revenge slides a bottle of ale along the bar to Plato | ||||
*empties bottle into Demonsul's tall glass, gets a bottle of sparkling cider and new glass and reads a book* | ||||
*Septim walks out. "NO! I am here still and I am barkeep! I am gone in like an hour but still!" *Septim pours Verthias a small millimeter of Drunk's Demise into a shot glass and gives it to Verthias. "It has killed over nine thousand people with half of that much...of course you can be barkeep though Revenge..." | ||||
Can you get me a couple of bottles of [[cider and a clean glass]] before you go please? | ||||
*Plato walks out to go to the store, buys an apple pie (which Plato has no idea why he likes it) and eats it at the tavern* | ||||
this is the worst barkeep service ever...
*continues to walk out* *opens the door* *BANG* .................... *Silence* | ||||
~Casually walks in the bar, she then starts to unbind her blade's scabbard from her waist... Until...~ Oh gawd! *Rolls eyes* Revenge is the barkeep?!... Im so outta here! ~At this, she starts for the door and soon gone from sight.~ | ||||
Revenge takes keep and slides down a fresh pint of cider to Plato, who seems to be eating some sort of pie.... | ||||
Decides to test his [Drunk's Demise], being somewhat cautious of the way that it is sizzling it's way through the bottom of the glass. He grabs a nearby bottle and pushes the cap into it. The metal is instantly melted, and the beer pours out. Ah, diluted with [beer]. A much safer way to drink it! *throws down half in one gulp, and the the other half four hours later, when he wakes up* | ||||
Revenge was mopping the floor when Verthias woke up | ||||
"REVENGE YOU MANIAC! THE TAVERN IS RUINED!" | ||||
*Plato looks around and smiles* "Thats better..." *takes a gulp of cider* [Note: The forums have gotten much quieter since I came around.] | ||||
Revenge puts a sign above Demonsuls position | ||||
*Plato's brother, Gary, The Duke of HAZARD, comes in and burns down the bar table* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | ||||
*Gary puts all the ale, beer, andwine in a boat and shot it with 25 cannons at once, burning the barrles to a crisp* "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | ||||
*Gary blows the tavern into exactly 1,223,673,234,827,003,000,000,348,000,000,000,000,000,000,002 pieces* "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" *picks up a piece so the tavern can nevr be rebuilt, puts it in a WON'T REAPPEAR THROUGH TIME REVERSING fiels and sends it to a random time period in B.C.* *Plato heads to Star Bucks* | ||||
*Plato comes back and builds the bar and back walls of the tavern nad back floor and back tables and drinks his cider* | ||||
*Gary shoots Plato twice in the stomach* | ||||
*Gary shoots Revenge in the head for cleaning the tavern* | ||||
Revenge sits there cleaning glasses, despite the bullet in his head | ||||
[My fault, I asked him to make a disturbance earlier...however 6 chain posts is a little much] | ||||
[I was trying to get the forums running again.] | ||||
*kills all Gary clones he could find and borrows Demonsul's time powers, reversing it to the point Gary was first posting* *whacks Gary to a pulp* | ||||
*Gary improvements his name to Gary, the forum revivalererer* | ||||
okay, another stupiiiiiiid idea from censoring, it changeeeeeeeeeed changgggggeeeeeeeeee to improvement | ||||
change | ||||
try chaaaaaaaaaaaaangggggggggeeeessssssssssssssss | ||||
improvements | ||||
:O | ||||
I think the censoring thing needs some improvements. also, g3t a life is changed to forgive me. I really need to forgive me from pointing all of this out.
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forgive me | ||||
forgive me. Indeed, the way that it turns changee to improvement is rather.... odd. *bleeds all over the sofa. That Drunk's Demise clears your pores forcefully* | ||||
SEPTIM IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
*Septim appears in a cloud of smoke, coughs, and walks out of the smoke. "I am back...in about five hours or so...right now I'm back for fifteen minutes or so..." | ||||
"REVENGE CLEANED THE TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *gives Septim a can of dust* | ||||
*throws his dust can and dirties up the bar and tables. | ||||
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