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| Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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| Zyrike appears. | ||||
| *Septim waves his hands and the ball of Firesp@m disappates. "I am the God of Sp@m, my element can't kill me..." | ||||
| (OOC: how come whenever you say sp@m, sp@m becomes like a link?) | ||||
| *Septim's head turns 360 degrees and faces Zyrike02432. Septim then punches him. | ||||
| (OOC: 360 degrees would be all the way around and since you were facing he other way...) | ||||
| [[OOC: I meant 180, I'm playing Morrowind right now, gimme a break...]] Septim does a wall run and jumps over the two clones, he grabs both of their heads and smashes them into eachother. | ||||
| (OOC: you have a lot more then that to deal with.) | ||||
| *Septim makes a nuke-proof SP@M shield around each clone, when the nuke goes off, nothing gets out and the tavern is left fine. | ||||
| (OOC: sorry but each one explode as soon as i teleported away...) | ||||
| [[OOC: My powers work fast...]] | ||||
| (OOC: true but your mind doesnt) | ||||
| (OOC: ill be back on later at 9 EST time) | ||||
| *puts up an ad for the RP thread Landscape* | ||||
| "OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARY BLOCKED OFF THE ROADS, SO NO CAN LEAVE NOR ENTER THE TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Gary accidently hurts himself* "Never mind." | ||||
| Zyrike asks Septim if he wants to stop the battle and then order his clones to attack gary and the roadblock | ||||
| One billion Septim clones trample Gary and the roadblock. | ||||
| Zryike's clones got to it first :P | ||||
| ":gary already broke his legs before all of that, so the cl;ones were unneccesary... | ||||
| *empties the tavern for 1/2 hour, after which it will be better he promises* | ||||
| *gets bored and re-opens tavern, then gets swamped by all the legalities from closing it in the first place* | ||||
| *Takes out a cigar and starts to blow bubbles.* | ||||
| *inflates Demonsul's flat body and fills up the air filled space with ale* | ||||
| *Gary comes in with a peace treaty and white flag, a stack of flyers and 1,000 barrels of ale to compensate the amount he drank before Septim caught him* "I SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Join Ultimate Conquest!!!!!!!!!' "Take the ale as a peace offering." "I blew up Plato's bakery!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | ||||
| Zyrike walks in, destroys gary, and takes the name for next time when he restarts  | ||||
| *Might is fed up with VU.....* | ||||
| Good, leave! | ||||
| might get over it | ||||
| *tells the public to be nice to might for the weekend just as an experiment* | ||||
| "I am nice!" *Septim, out of instinct, punches Justin in the face. | ||||
| Zyrike comes back in and wants a truce with Septim so there clones can play happily ever after... | ||||
| "...you still have to pay royalties..." | ||||
| 0.0 | ||||
| Might, here is one simple word: LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
| *Delran orders a bottle of wine and then takes out a Kent cigarete.* "Are you going to stop fooling arround? I got bored from watching you." | ||||
| ok Septim for starting the war i will give you 5 of my cloning vats... | ||||
| "I have googols of cloning vats...across the universe..." | ||||
| hmmm.. then how about a decimator? | ||||
| *points to Septim's SP@M cannon in its holster* | ||||
| the decimator is better. | ||||
| doubt it, why would mr. generic (see the stickied 'RP stick game' in the hangaround) steal a SP@M cannon and not a decimator then? | ||||
| cause he didnt know about decimators and i just made them 2 days ago O.o | ||||
| err...er... | ||||
| lol | ||||
| *Demonsul notes that the Decimator dusted the bits of dust off his cloak and thanks the SP@M mist that was Zryike for firing it at him* | ||||
| Zyrike notices as the *beep* cannon bounces off him and notices a Ghost Demonsul thinking he is still alive. | ||||
| (OOC: let me rephrase that. i made the decimator and put in my threads 2 years ago) | ||||
| *Gary comes in with a peace treaty and bottle of everyones favorite drink* *Plato takes his cider and drinks some* | ||||
| *Septim grabs a bottle of SP@M juice and drinks it, he proceeds to spit it out. "Impure disgrace to SP@M!!!" | ||||
| who are you going to spit at? | ||||
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