Forums / Roleplaying / Ye Olde Taverne
Ye Olde Taverne | ||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
21000 | ||||||
wtheck!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!? aviezgherie itugnsei it hgdn GARY, STOP RUINING MY POSTS!!!!!!! | ||||||
*finally notices he is dead* | ||||||
*Septim pulls out a stack of forms and gives one and a pen to each person. "Sign these waivers..." | ||||||
*Signs his, after scribbling out all of the subclauses that he didn't like* *throws it out of the window* *takes his Drunk's Demise and has a long, slow sip* Is it just me, or are the number of posts in the whole Roleplaying forum drying off? And is it a cyclical thing, I wonder, like the changing of the seasons - as we draw closer to the late game, when Armageddon comes, people spend more time commanding their empires and have less and less time to talk, or is it a man-made phenomenum? *finishes his Drunk's Demise, fortunately survives because he is not a drunk. Phew* | ||||||
*immediantly burns his form and asks for a [[bottle of sparkling cider]]* | ||||||
Also, people gp to school or work and do things or have lives of their own too! Sadly, I don't :-) | ||||||
I have a life! | ||||||
*Gary walks in. "Who is this Gary?" | ||||||
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zyrike yells and sits back up! the shock of seeing a real Gary lets him live again! | ||||||
"I have read back and it seems that you have made too many clones of me!11 I will now slay you!" *Gary grabs Septim's spam cannon and Zryike's decimator and blows the false Gary away. | ||||||
*the true Gary comes out of a corner, with all the thins in I HAT YOU ALL POST!!! that Plato called to attack the false Gary* | ||||||
PEOPLE, JOIN THE CAUSE AND DESTROY THE FAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY THE FALSE DUKE OF HAZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
...Where is my good friend Septim? | ||||||
"Right here..." [[OOC: IRC chat is http://visual-utopia.com/irc/irc.asp ]] | ||||||
plato and gary are the same person............... | ||||||
FATTY!!! *Gary kills peter jackson with a poster. | ||||||
Gary keeps killing P.J.! Zyrike grabs his decimator back and gives it to Plato | ||||||
*points out that more than one person has then name Gary, and asks if they can co-exist for at least long enough to drink their [[Drunk's Demises]]* | ||||||
*half of a spaam missle hits the room full of drinks and everyone blames it on Barrack Obama* | ||||||
hahahaha Drinks all over.... | ||||||
*wonders why no one has posted yet, then remembers that everyone is asleep, like a drunken sailor* | ||||||
*fires the cool spaam cannon at the drunk people, whih wakes them up* "Hey Septim! Make sure these guys don't have a bar fight." | ||||||
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DIE, TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
"PLATO!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!" | ||||||
Erm, spaaming, being a know-it-all, healing, roleplaying, and of course, even more spaaming. | ||||||
Zyrike blows up the tavern with his Decimator and then rebuilds it with state of the ark defenses and such. | ||||||
Erm, wtheck!?!?! | ||||||
no one can do anything to it now! | ||||||
The taverns previous state-of-the-art defenses kills Zryike. | ||||||
Anyway, Septim, why did you want to know my professions? | ||||||
well? | ||||||
Hanky Gonna Spanky II lol | ||||||
"lol" says the drunk gboypt | ||||||
Hey, good boys aren't allowed to get drunk :-O | ||||||
Good Boys Can Drink Coke... | ||||||
Yes, but it will rot your teeth. | ||||||
Good boys Know How to Use Lesterine .... | ||||||
*waits for anyone to post, in any forum* | ||||||
*posts* | ||||||
*Steps in through the door as he has so many times before, notices the place still has the same smell of insides and farts not to mention old beer smell. Once inside the door closes, the bar is the goal and a beer in the throat, once there, the order goes fast.* - One beer, I'm thirsty.... Better make it three and a sandwich, had to go a long way, I missed the bus. *Gets the order.* - Thank you, cheers. *Looks around and talks to himself.* - Damn, this place has changed alot the passed year. I just went for a pizza. | ||||||
THERE ARE ONLY DRINKS SERVED HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
"hahahaha" says the Drunk GOD | ||||||
Dude, good boys don't fart. FAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
SOMEONE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In any forum, even bnring back a dead one... | ||||||
lol *post* | ||||||
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
* Durza walks in*
"Bogroll" *Then walks back out | ||||||
Huh... | ||||||
[Top] Pages: 1 (back) 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 (next) 176 |
Forum bookmarks Reset views