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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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*wonders why Charley is being suach a <-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------blocked-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> everyday* | ||||
*waits for Septim* | ||||
*Then uses telepathy and tells Plato* "Because of you numb nuts" *Then leaves the tavern* | ||||
Finally... | ||||
*Shoots Plato in the balls on the way out* | ||||
*Plato still has a bullet proof cup on* | ||||
*Just leaves and wont be back until tomorrow* | ||||
*has recovered fully from his fall* | ||||
*reforms and takes a long sip from his drink* "Where is septim?" | ||||
"You know, nobody appreciates a good kill anymore. Everyone's lost their style..." | ||||
*wakes Demonsul up* *finishes his ale and stabs Demonsul in the liver* | ||||
*reforms* | ||||
Really? Who is he? Never heard about the guy. He a drunk? | ||||
"He died ages ago...another [[Drunks Demise]], if you would be so good, Septim..." | ||||
"[[1 ale]] please." | ||||
*perma-kills all the Arvious(s) before they cause any more trouble* | ||||
*Arvious III and IIII are dumb and have no idea what perma is, and thus are not killed* *they both go and start hitting drunken people in the heads* | ||||
"SUGGEST SOMETHING TO THE STICK FIGURE IN RP STICK GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yells Plato. *arviou*beep*s Plato in the head, knocking him out* | ||||
perma = permanent | ||||
*Walks into the tavern* Hey! I got to go to the hospital yesterday!!! I got to ride in an ambulance, sit in the Emergency Room, and then got to spend the night there....IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!! (I hated it but the nurses were pretty good) =P I had so many needles in my arms I could have been a pin cushion.... *then proceeds to kick Plato in the balls* HEY BUDDY! | ||||
*the Arvious's still don't under stand and immediantly send Charley to a mental institute* | ||||
*walks in and bought an ale* | ||||
[OMG RUNESCAPE PLAYER] | ||||
Runescape! Runescape? THIS IS VU!!!!! *kicks Goodboy into huge round trash can installed in the floor* | ||||
*yes, good, you disposed of his torso...now go find his other body parts. I think one is in Runescape...the irony." | ||||
*Septim grabs Goodboys before he can fall in and lifts him up. "This is MY JIG!!!" *Septim turns to Goodboys. "THIS IS VU!!!" *Septim uses his ultra powerful right leg to kick Goodboys into the trash can. | ||||
th th th th th tha th th th th th th th th th th tha th th th th This is VU! This is VU This is VU This is VUuuu. This th th th th that th th th th th th th th th th tha th th th th | ||||
*chops up Plato's vocal chords, then remembers the armastus and fixes them* | ||||
"Shut up porky!" *Septim kicks Plato into the crash can. | ||||
Crash? *sudenly, Crash Badicoot comes in and starts to eat mangos* | ||||
Also, sorry, but it was a funny video. BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
*moans* | ||||
Runescape! Runescape? *lets Septim say line: | ||||
"THIS IS VU!!!" *Septim kicks Goodboys into the trash can. | ||||
*Septim begins to sing a song. "There once was a dodge city dame, who was a wh0re by trade, for a buck and a whack she'd lie on her back and let you have a poke at he-" *Septim is punched by an angry woman. | ||||
*pLATO STARTS TO RAP* Mmmmm. Let me talk to let m,e talk to let it rain Aaaaah. Let me talk to comeone Shawty had them applebottom jeans boots with the fur, wit the fur, the whole club was looking at her she hit the flo she hit the flo last thing you know shawty go low low low low low low low low | ||||
*hacks onto Goodboys account and finds his legs* | ||||
WTF.... | ||||
*Proceeds to kick Goodboys in the balls after Plato found his legs* | ||||
what's that?... | ||||
Runescape stuff *goes to the bar and orders an [ale] and then pulls out a sleeping bag and waits for Septim to get around to fixing it up* | ||||
[Im still waiting for that [[Drunks Demise]]...that was about 3 days ago!] | ||||
[[Its ok....sobering up makes getting drunk even more fun]] | ||||
*kicks Charley into trash can for several reasons* | ||||
"Septim, one [[glass of grape wine]], please. And if you don't get us our damn drinks, I'm gonna start burning the tavern plank from plank!!!!!!!" | ||||
*Kick Plato out the window into the dumpster for threatening Septim with property damage and Plato lands on his face and is KO'ed* | ||||
... You know you were already in there, right? And it's a long way down there, you know! I bet if I shot a bullet down there, it would be slower. *shoots Charley in trash can* *empties the bag, and it all fits into a Wal mart bag, and sends it to Nirvana for some reason unknown* | ||||
You kicked me into a trashCAN not the dumpster =p *Charley snuck out of the bag through a hole and then went back to his sleeping bag in front of the bag....waiting for Septim to fill his drink* | ||||
*Septim fills in everybody's orders and sets up the beer pool. | ||||
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