Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne

01:34:49 Apr 21st 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Charley offers to play a game of pool with Demonsul and Plato to pass the time*

03:28:33 Apr 21st 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

"Is tehre a table?"

03:41:26 Apr 21st 08 - Mr. Charley II:

Mr. Charley II

4/18/2008 9:33:13 PM

*Installs a big screen TV, **pool table**, dart board, and buys everyone their favorite drink*

Yeah

03:43:44 Apr 21st 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*gets the table ready*

"Okay, lets play. Heads I got first, tails Charley does, if it lands on the side, Demonsul goes first."

*flips a coin, and it explodes*

03:45:59 Apr 21st 08 - Mr. Charley II:

"Does that count as the side?" lol

04:08:23 Apr 21st 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*blows up Charley's school*

04:21:49 Apr 21st 08 - Mr. Charley II:

"Thank God.......glad something good happened...."

16:52:52 Apr 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"I claim first!" announced Demonsul, pointing to the shard of coin that was balancing perfectly on its side. He then noticed the pool table had mysteriously disappeared.

22:44:08 Apr 21st 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Charley...by then completely confused, decided to play darts while drinking beer and watching TV at the same time*

23:32:13 Apr 21st 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*throws a dart at some randon person he heates, and Might is closest hehehe*

03:11:37 Apr 24th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

*Shanghi walks in only to be hit in the forhead by a dart thrown by a drunk man who is now taking off his pants and is violating Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge*

WHY DID U HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A DART!!?!

03:17:02 Apr 24th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Charley wonders who this man is and attempts to ignore the racket while watching TV*

03:29:47 Apr 24th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim:

*Septim kicks Plato in the nuts and fills in any orders outstanding.

03:36:42 Apr 24th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Charley then is happy that Septim returned for a bit and has a drink at the bar, hoping that the nutcase screaming about dart will be quiet or go away*

04:35:15 Apr 24th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim:

*Septim grabs a glass, throws it up, catches it behind his back, flips it around, puts it down on the counter, fills it up, and slides it to Charley.

04:51:18 Apr 24th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Charley has a "OMFGHAX" moment after watching Septim fill his drink.....*

06:19:54 Apr 24th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim:

The Rock troll bouncers from the second page walk in and pound Plato over the head with a gigantic club.

21:35:49 Apr 24th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Charley tosses Plato's unconscious corpse out the window into the dumpster since he doesnt like the tavern to be dirty while he is drinking*

00:32:02 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*wakes up and kills Charley, the troll bouncers and Septim Clone Who knows what it is*

03:15:17 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

Shanghi wakes up on the floor of the bar and realizes he is still screaming...

03:18:29 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*orders a [[beer that will not make him drunk]]*

03:20:01 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

Shanghi pulls the dart out of his forhead and throws it and it hits platos glass of "cant make u drunk" beer

03:36:48 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

*feels bad for breaking the glass and orders one gallon of beer(can make u drunk) and tells him (it cant make u drunk)...

Plato get hopelessly drunk again... starting his rampage of killing anyone who walks through the door again*** =P

*Shanghi starts through frozen cubes of beer at Plato and every one laughs at him because he is chasing them and eating them. Plato gets Extremely mad at shanghi and shanghi is wondering what he will do to him***

03:46:11 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

*plato isnt replying cuz he playing runescape*

runscape

runescape!

THIS IS VU, NOT RUNESCAPE!!!

04:02:18 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*kicks Shangami for controling other palyers, and kills him and send\s the remains to Arvious III and IIII to fini*beep*, who torture the raminins*

BTW, Septim didn't get my drink yet, so the dagger in the wall. And that ios form 300, which I bet you didn'twatch.

This is runscape!

Runescape?

*grabs Shanigami and puts him nexto to hus\ge trash can and waits for Sr\eptim to say:

04:05:05 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

*reforms wrong with his butt on his face*

04:28:48 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

*speaking out of his butt-face* why do u call me Shanigami, my name is Shanghi---Sh-ang-hee

04:33:56 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Charley charges into the tavern. Cuts off Shanghi's butt face...and throws his body out the window into the dumpster and then waits for Plato to high-five him for mutual hatred of Shanghi!*

16:26:24 Apr 25th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim:

Septim clones storm in, about thirty in all, and they grab Plato and Shangi.

Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge

Report

4/24/2008 4:32:02 PM

*wakes up and kills Charley, the troll bouncers and Septim Clone Who knows what it is*

"You killed one of us..."

The clones take Shangi to the prison, where they torture him, they take Plato to the prison as well, where they torture him by making him Shangi's cellmate.

***

A Septim clone replacement walks in and fills everybody's drinks, awesome style.

19:33:51 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Durza The Wolfen Avenger:

*Durza walks in, a bit late*

*He kicks plato into the tutorial*

"This is runescape!"

P.S (it is the runscape tutorial, doing it is just like dieing, thats how *beep* it is:P)

23:59:54 Apr 25th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

*walks back into the tavern and sees all the ppl staring at him, wishing he was gone.*

"i dug out with a spoon*

*sees plato and desides to kick him*

00:12:54 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Kicks Shanghi out the window again into the dumpster and dumps gasoline and throws a match out, setting him on fire*

00:20:46 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

but the drunk didnt realize it was my friend Carter wearing a jesse mask but jesse is actually behind a wall of glass that keeps him from harm(even expoding)

00:39:55 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

.....I have no idea what you just said.....I heard the name Carter and Jesse......and im not a drunk

*Charley throws the glass wall, Carter, Jesse, and Shanghi out the window*

00:40:54 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

my cat is jesse, but u cant tell the difference between us... haha... my VU cat...

00:48:30 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Charley still throws them out the window*

02:04:03 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

im protected... but i can still hert u my rival...

*throws a ball of energy of a thousand kittens..*

03:37:13 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*kills himself using a plastic spoon and a berr bottle*

*reforms and comes back in*

"Sorry, he got a lttle mad yesterday. Can I have to drin khe ordered?"

*teleports Shanghi to a inescapeable prison*

03:50:07 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Shanghi:

but it was my twin and im safe where plato cant get me... ever

*plato blows up for no reason and has a CHOICE*

reform without a mind

reform without ur humger for killing

03:55:59 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*denies both and kills Shanghi for bering a m0r0n, and perma-kills him too*

04:01:37 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

Mr. Shanghi

Report

4/25/2008 9:04:03 PM

im protected... but i can still hert u my rival...

*throws a ball of energy of a thousand kittens..*

LOLZ!! Plato this is like you and Demonsul fighting each other! (a little odder though) *Charley fights back with attack of a thousand and one random Chinese chefs! and then picks up the protected area of Mr. Shanghi and throws it with him inside out the window* =p

04:05:19 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*sigh*

"He makes sme and Demonsul's dumbass rivalry look like we are best buddies."

BTW, my new name next era is...................

ARVIOUS V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04:06:22 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

lol....idk if I should be Charley III or something new....

21:51:04 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Antman:

hi dudes/dudettes

22:13:05 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

`Ello sah. Welcome to Ye Olde Taverne. Order a drink and stay awhile....whilst Plato, Shanghi, and I kill each other off...over and over...

23:14:05 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*kills Charley so Antman can see waht entertainment the tavern has*

23:16:57 Apr 26th 08 - Mr. Antman:

i need a drink

VODKA yep that will do me

03:11:54 Apr 27th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Reforms* "I would get you that drink but if Septim caught me behind the bar he would kick me in the nuts and throw me out the window with the homeless people...." *Stabs Plato in the neck, picks him up, and throws him through a table"

09:22:29 Apr 27th 08 - Mr. Antman:

so i have to be sobre

DARN

*picks up a cue and hits charley round te head*

thanks for not getting me a drink

15:53:53 Apr 27th 08 - Mr. Charley II:

*Charley then responds by breaking a chair over Antman's head and throwing him out the window into the dumpster*

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