Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
22:44:01 May 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: Arvious right before he drank the shots went ahead in time to this point "Back. Ugh, time travel isn't as fun as you would think. [[5 shots of whiskey please.]]"
23:27:25 May 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: *Septim slaps Arvious for coming back and pours him five shots of whiskey.
07:41:34 May 14th 08 - Lord Ragnarr: "You know, back in the olde days, this tavern used to be a place where lords met and discussed issues, joyfully boasted their victories and admired each other's adventures. Now, it's pretty much a drunkards place." Ragnarr noticed a few unhospitable looks. "Not that I myself am not an alcoholic,..."
20:29:43 May 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Meh, I sorta smashed this place 1000 times earlier, when Arvious's ancestors were around...I think that may have sent it downhill" after several people wonder about his age, he adds "The life span of your standard Arvious is about one era, so I haven't been around that long"
23:32:00 May 14th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: drinks a shot
23:42:45 May 14th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: "Hello Demonsul. Want to have a sword fight?" draws his sword
23:52:33 May 14th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: "Senturu leaving sent it downhill..." *Septim remembers the good old days before drawing Firengard and easily parrying Arvious's sword into the wooden floor.
00:15:58 May 15th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: "Hmm. No violence?" stares at the sign, 'No Violence Zone' "Haha, whoops."
04:18:13 May 15th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie sat at the bar silently drinking and wondering what could be done to bring back the tavern to its former glory....
05:35:23 May 15th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: [[OOC: I have asked myself that question a long time...]]
12:02:20 May 15th 08 - Lord Ragnarr: Ragnarr turns to Septim with a strange determination on his face "Septim, what did you do to my longship? You took my Stormborn, manned a catapult on it, thus making it slower and less agile,... I would not have minded if you kept the beauty as it should have, but it really made me pissed off...." Has a hard shot, emptying his drinking horn in an instance
14:54:35 May 15th 08 - Sir Cookie Monster: Enters in... What the F.... This place is full of craps.. Saw Arvious... YOU!!! *takes two tomatoes nearby and throw to Arvious and hit his chest! Voila! Nice bra cup you have... xD
15:57:39 May 15th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: "Ragnarr, I particularly did not do that, a clone of my master did, and we did that because we had to take a city, which had walls, if you want I'll take it off now, we really don't need it anymore anyways, we still have the ballista for thick skinned sea monsters, but it's a pretty small one..." *Septim looks at Cookie Monster, then looks back at Ragnarr. "Do you want anything?"
21:15:45 May 15th 08 - Lord Ragnarr: "Three wiskeys and a horn of dark ale, just to start with." Looks around "Different company eh?...where is Seloc by the way? I wasn't in these parts for a long time and lost track of events here..."
22:47:40 May 15th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: catches the tomatoes "Exactly how was that supposed to hurt me?"
23:43:05 May 15th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: Septim watches as the secret James Bond tomato bombs explode. "That's how..." Septim pours Ragnarr three whskeys, and goes into the back to bring a horn, he comes back and hands it to Ragnarr. Afterwards he claps, and Grubbs the repairman comes in and fixes the mess from Arvious's explosion
23:47:19 May 15th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: "Hmmm....yeah different crowd...but times move on....supposedly bigger and better but the only things getting bigger around here is the number of nutcases....
23:48:55 May 15th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: "Nutcases? I'm a nut package! We need Seloc, Scientist, Senturu, and Effie back, then we'll have a good time..."
01:12:31 May 16th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: gets covered in tomato paste and bits of metal "[[One bucket of cold water... and a bucket of beer]] as well."
01:15:34 May 16th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: *Septim goes outside to get a bucket used for washing the pigs and a bucket used for shoveling poop and uses them both to fill Arvious's order without washing them. We don't use buckets as alcoholic beverage containers here...what kind of place does he think this is...alcohol deserves to be held in golden goblets, but due to price we have to use wooden tankards...
07:23:45 May 16th 08 - Sir Cookie Monster: Wait Septim! I need to poop.. *snatched the bucket from Septim and poop in it.. Ahhh... That is satisfying.. Here Septim... You can give Arvious now..
18:59:44 May 16th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: throws a rotting corpse's head into the bucket for good measure
22:45:56 May 16th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: throws the pooped in bucket away and pours the less dirty bucket on his clothing Five minutes later... Comes back in wearing clean clothes
23:53:18 May 16th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: Septim smashes Arvious over the head with a wine bottle. "How dare you!? How DARE you throw the sacred bucket of ZeTa away?! It was priceless, but the cost of replacement will be everything you own, have owned, and will ever own, and that won't even cover it..." Septim has a bunch of policemen come and take everything Arvious owns, where it is all used to get another bucket enchanted by ZeTa to be used to clean the holy pigs of ZeTa.
02:32:48 May 17th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie watches in amazement and accidentally dumps his drink on the floor, missing his mouth...surprised he grabs a mop and cleans it up
04:44:05 May 17th 08 - Sir Cookie Monster: After Cookie has pissed some on the floor, cookie called up for Ernie.. 'ERNIE!! I think i spilled some.... Can you mop here as well?'
05:11:01 May 17th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie hands Cookie the mop "Soory butt tekniqually im not aloud to drink 'n mop for it be aganst teh lawz"
17:25:06 May 17th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: wonders WTF as the police come back into the tavern with a couple of 10's and a toothpick
17:41:56 May 17th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: gives the police an apple, and they leave
01:29:52 May 18th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: "HEY! That was MY apple!"
02:18:24 May 18th 08 - Sir Cookie Monster: *used sniper and shoot the police.. and hand the apple to Arvious.. Here you go..
03:01:06 May 18th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: runs over to the nearest church and blesses a bucket "Here you go Septim."
03:28:03 May 18th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: The bucket spontaneously explodes due to being blessed by Arvious and not a certified Zetian prophet/priest/holy person in high standing
04:21:18 May 18th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: kills Ernie for telling me that NOW walks over to the church and gets a priest to belss another bucket
04:34:15 May 18th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ill have a [[bottle of 151]] and keep it coming!
10:29:12 May 18th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Demonsul deblesses the exploded bucket "This place has too high a prestige for even the ruins of something blessed by Arvious to be laying around in it..."
09:33:13 May 20th 08 - Sir Cookie Monster: Slaps Septim.. Septim is still not moving.. Wth happen to this place? Is everyone been freeze?
17:29:14 May 20th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: activates the Log Fire of +200 Heat
22:21:33 May 20th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie catches on fire "Woo....Oh...OH!...OH GOD!!! OH GOD IM ON FIRE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Runs around screaming "My hair is on fire! Stops, drops, and rolls...then grabs a bucket of water and throws it on himself AFTER making sure it wasnt anything nasty because the next poster would say that it was "whew.....i needed a haircut anyways"
23:14:18 May 20th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: wlaks around "Good thing my clothing has heat resistance!"
00:38:50 May 21st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: ...Too bad your skin doesnt >_>
01:28:30 May 21st 08 - Mr. Arvious V: Who says my clothing protec ts me completely from heat? watches as Charley burns alive
01:47:43 May 21st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie wonders who this "Charley" is as he sips on a martini at the bar......and then watches as all of Arvious except his clothing burns up into ash
01:51:05 May 21st 08 - Mr. Arvious V: kills Ernie for being a retard "YOUR charley, dufus! I'll have... a [[glass of your finest wine]]."
01:53:40 May 21st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Wonders who Charley is...."Oh wait you mean my father Mr. Charley II? Hes dead...im Ernie the Orange......"
16:27:27 May 21st 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: Septim fills the order and collects all of the cash using loan shark tactics ("Gimme the money or I'll break your legs..."). After collecting the money he puts it in the chest of no-theft and goes back behind the counter.
17:18:04 May 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: steals all the booze while Septim is gone
21:56:04 May 21st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Kicks Demonsul in the nuts and puts the booze back or else Septim would probably kill him
23:38:06 May 21st 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: Septim returns to see Demonsul on the floor, a pile of ashes. "Fool tried to take the beer" Septim sees Ernie kicking a pile of ashes. "Leave the dead in peace man!" *Septim picks up the unopened bottle from the ashes and puts it back on the shelf, he then puts up a sign saying, "Steal at your own risk".
03:45:41 May 22nd 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie looks at his foot Daaaaamn ive got fire foot!
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Ye Olde Taverne
22:44:01 May 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: Arvious right before he drank the shots went ahead in time to this point "Back. Ugh, time travel isn't as fun as you would think. [[5 shots of whiskey please.]]"
23:27:25 May 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: *Septim slaps Arvious for coming back and pours him five shots of whiskey.
07:41:34 May 14th 08 - Lord Ragnarr: "You know, back in the olde days, this tavern used to be a place where lords met and discussed issues, joyfully boasted their victories and admired each other's adventures. Now, it's pretty much a drunkards place." Ragnarr noticed a few unhospitable looks. "Not that I myself am not an alcoholic,..."
20:29:43 May 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Meh, I sorta smashed this place 1000 times earlier, when Arvious's ancestors were around...I think that may have sent it downhill" after several people wonder about his age, he adds "The life span of your standard Arvious is about one era, so I haven't been around that long"
23:32:00 May 14th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: drinks a shot
23:42:45 May 14th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: "Hello Demonsul. Want to have a sword fight?" draws his sword
23:52:33 May 14th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: "Senturu leaving sent it downhill..." *Septim remembers the good old days before drawing Firengard and easily parrying Arvious's sword into the wooden floor.
00:15:58 May 15th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: "Hmm. No violence?" stares at the sign, 'No Violence Zone' "Haha, whoops."
04:18:13 May 15th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie sat at the bar silently drinking and wondering what could be done to bring back the tavern to its former glory....
05:35:23 May 15th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: [[OOC: I have asked myself that question a long time...]]
12:02:20 May 15th 08 - Lord Ragnarr: Ragnarr turns to Septim with a strange determination on his face "Septim, what did you do to my longship? You took my Stormborn, manned a catapult on it, thus making it slower and less agile,... I would not have minded if you kept the beauty as it should have, but it really made me pissed off...." Has a hard shot, emptying his drinking horn in an instance
14:54:35 May 15th 08 - Sir Cookie Monster: Enters in... What the F.... This place is full of craps.. Saw Arvious... YOU!!! *takes two tomatoes nearby and throw to Arvious and hit his chest! Voila! Nice bra cup you have... xD
15:57:39 May 15th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: "Ragnarr, I particularly did not do that, a clone of my master did, and we did that because we had to take a city, which had walls, if you want I'll take it off now, we really don't need it anymore anyways, we still have the ballista for thick skinned sea monsters, but it's a pretty small one..." *Septim looks at Cookie Monster, then looks back at Ragnarr. "Do you want anything?"
21:15:45 May 15th 08 - Lord Ragnarr: "Three wiskeys and a horn of dark ale, just to start with." Looks around "Different company eh?...where is Seloc by the way? I wasn't in these parts for a long time and lost track of events here..."
22:47:40 May 15th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: catches the tomatoes "Exactly how was that supposed to hurt me?"
23:43:05 May 15th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: Septim watches as the secret James Bond tomato bombs explode. "That's how..." Septim pours Ragnarr three whskeys, and goes into the back to bring a horn, he comes back and hands it to Ragnarr. Afterwards he claps, and Grubbs the repairman comes in and fixes the mess from Arvious's explosion
23:47:19 May 15th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: "Hmmm....yeah different crowd...but times move on....supposedly bigger and better but the only things getting bigger around here is the number of nutcases....
23:48:55 May 15th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: "Nutcases? I'm a nut package! We need Seloc, Scientist, Senturu, and Effie back, then we'll have a good time..."
01:12:31 May 16th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: gets covered in tomato paste and bits of metal "[[One bucket of cold water... and a bucket of beer]] as well."
01:15:34 May 16th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: *Septim goes outside to get a bucket used for washing the pigs and a bucket used for shoveling poop and uses them both to fill Arvious's order without washing them. We don't use buckets as alcoholic beverage containers here...what kind of place does he think this is...alcohol deserves to be held in golden goblets, but due to price we have to use wooden tankards...
07:23:45 May 16th 08 - Sir Cookie Monster: Wait Septim! I need to poop.. *snatched the bucket from Septim and poop in it.. Ahhh... That is satisfying.. Here Septim... You can give Arvious now..
18:59:44 May 16th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: throws a rotting corpse's head into the bucket for good measure
22:45:56 May 16th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: throws the pooped in bucket away and pours the less dirty bucket on his clothing Five minutes later... Comes back in wearing clean clothes
23:53:18 May 16th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: Septim smashes Arvious over the head with a wine bottle. "How dare you!? How DARE you throw the sacred bucket of ZeTa away?! It was priceless, but the cost of replacement will be everything you own, have owned, and will ever own, and that won't even cover it..." Septim has a bunch of policemen come and take everything Arvious owns, where it is all used to get another bucket enchanted by ZeTa to be used to clean the holy pigs of ZeTa.
02:32:48 May 17th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie watches in amazement and accidentally dumps his drink on the floor, missing his mouth...surprised he grabs a mop and cleans it up
04:44:05 May 17th 08 - Sir Cookie Monster: After Cookie has pissed some on the floor, cookie called up for Ernie.. 'ERNIE!! I think i spilled some.... Can you mop here as well?'
05:11:01 May 17th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie hands Cookie the mop "Soory butt tekniqually im not aloud to drink 'n mop for it be aganst teh lawz"
17:25:06 May 17th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: wonders WTF as the police come back into the tavern with a couple of 10's and a toothpick
17:41:56 May 17th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: gives the police an apple, and they leave
01:29:52 May 18th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: "HEY! That was MY apple!"
02:18:24 May 18th 08 - Sir Cookie Monster: *used sniper and shoot the police.. and hand the apple to Arvious.. Here you go..
03:01:06 May 18th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: runs over to the nearest church and blesses a bucket "Here you go Septim."
03:28:03 May 18th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: The bucket spontaneously explodes due to being blessed by Arvious and not a certified Zetian prophet/priest/holy person in high standing
04:21:18 May 18th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: kills Ernie for telling me that NOW walks over to the church and gets a priest to belss another bucket
04:34:15 May 18th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ill have a [[bottle of 151]] and keep it coming!
10:29:12 May 18th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Demonsul deblesses the exploded bucket "This place has too high a prestige for even the ruins of something blessed by Arvious to be laying around in it..."
09:33:13 May 20th 08 - Sir Cookie Monster: Slaps Septim.. Septim is still not moving.. Wth happen to this place? Is everyone been freeze?
17:29:14 May 20th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: activates the Log Fire of +200 Heat
22:21:33 May 20th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie catches on fire "Woo....Oh...OH!...OH GOD!!! OH GOD IM ON FIRE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Runs around screaming "My hair is on fire! Stops, drops, and rolls...then grabs a bucket of water and throws it on himself AFTER making sure it wasnt anything nasty because the next poster would say that it was "whew.....i needed a haircut anyways"
23:14:18 May 20th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: wlaks around "Good thing my clothing has heat resistance!"
00:38:50 May 21st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: ...Too bad your skin doesnt >_>
01:28:30 May 21st 08 - Mr. Arvious V: Who says my clothing protec ts me completely from heat? watches as Charley burns alive
01:47:43 May 21st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie wonders who this "Charley" is as he sips on a martini at the bar......and then watches as all of Arvious except his clothing burns up into ash
01:51:05 May 21st 08 - Mr. Arvious V: kills Ernie for being a retard "YOUR charley, dufus! I'll have... a [[glass of your finest wine]]."
01:53:40 May 21st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Wonders who Charley is...."Oh wait you mean my father Mr. Charley II? Hes dead...im Ernie the Orange......"
16:27:27 May 21st 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: Septim fills the order and collects all of the cash using loan shark tactics ("Gimme the money or I'll break your legs..."). After collecting the money he puts it in the chest of no-theft and goes back behind the counter.
17:18:04 May 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: steals all the booze while Septim is gone
21:56:04 May 21st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Kicks Demonsul in the nuts and puts the booze back or else Septim would probably kill him
23:38:06 May 21st 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim: Septim returns to see Demonsul on the floor, a pile of ashes. "Fool tried to take the beer" Septim sees Ernie kicking a pile of ashes. "Leave the dead in peace man!" *Septim picks up the unopened bottle from the ashes and puts it back on the shelf, he then puts up a sign saying, "Steal at your own risk".
03:45:41 May 22nd 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie looks at his foot Daaaaamn ive got fire foot!
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