Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
10:11:02 Aug 4th 08 - Sir Chucky: strange this is, ive had plenty of beers but not paid for a single one
14:28:15 Aug 4th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Sips on an ale "That is what makes this place so great. Besides, a good number of us here are rich and pay for everyone's drinks for the day."
04:52:57 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: CHEERS FOR BEING RICH!
04:54:18 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: "Cheers!" raises his glass in a toast
05:19:08 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Jonny Bacardi The Last Paladin: "Charley, buy me a drink mate. I seem to have blown most of my money!"
05:24:40 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: lol
05:29:48 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: "Not a problem!" Pulls out some coins and hands them to Jonny "Sorry, but my legs gave out awhile ago...I cannot make it to the bar at this time"
05:32:07 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: 100000000000000000000 mugs of beer on the wall 100000000000000000000 mugs of BEEER! you take one down ya pass it around 999999999999999999999 mugs of beer on the wall! COME ON People JOIN ME!
05:55:33 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Jonny Bacardi The Last Paladin: "no, thats crazy" Jonny sits down at the bar and orders a beer
06:27:15 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: They sing the song and it lasts for several days, when finally they finish Charley is sitting in the corner, a large pile of beers around him. His eyes are bloodshot and he is mumbling random gibberish to himself "Berr on teh wal, one-two..."
07:35:28 Aug 5th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim stands watching. "Well now, he seems to have driven him sane, poor lad...play this mix tape, that should bring him his insanity, now, time for those drinks!" Septim hands Jonny a mix tape and pours everybody's drinks. He then cuts everybody's purses, takes the gold owed, and then replaced the change (if there is any) and laughs.
17:40:56 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Jonny Bacardi The Last Paladin: Jonny walks over the the huge stereo and plays the mix tape "Boom boom chicka chicka boom boom chicka chicka ""1000000 bottles, of beer on the wall"" chicka chicka ""1000000 bottle of beer"........." Jonny wonders if two more days will go by before this ends as well. "Septim, if we have to listen to this song again, I'm gonna need some more beer"
17:51:06 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: i cant beleive Charley drank 100000000000000000000 beers in 5 days. im suprised he aint dead pokes the seamingly lifeless body
17:54:04 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley suddenly walks in the door "Good day! I will be back later, for I am exploring the most peculiar city i've ever seen." Walks out the door
21:01:01 Aug 5th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim pours Jonny a beer and slides it to him. He then walks over to the beer pool and tests the water. "Ahhhh...nice!" Septim takes off all of his clothes and turns around. "C'mon!" *Septim jumps in.
21:20:35 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: errrr septim of Cyrodill? there are no heirs to the throne >_<' put your underwear on for peats sake!
21:22:42 Aug 5th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: "No! And I have no idea who this Septim of Cyrodiil is, I am Septim of Cidel...though if you read a story my master has written, Septim's Travels, you will find your answer..."
23:04:23 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Onex: finding it all a bit complicated, onex breaks out a bag of chronic and a pipe "who's joining me?"
23:34:33 Aug 5th 08 - Ms. Abeille: Walks in, looks at Onex, and walks out again.
23:46:25 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Onex: onex wanders if he just imagined the person that walked in
01:48:54 Aug 6th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: meets up with onex smokes a pipe with cherry flavor tobacco* hello ^_^
05:22:40 Aug 6th 08 - Lord Kevdwayne: pushes his hood back and looks around the room, shakes his head and smiles "A damn motley crew this one... Barkeep! Yet another round for the House" throws a few gold coins on the bar and smiles at the barkeep
05:24:35 Aug 6th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Raises his glass "Ohhhh I am a lord of Ta-si-di-an! And here I am dr-unk a-gain." Tips over
05:24:54 Aug 6th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim looks at Kev. "Right away good sir!" Septim pulls out several bottles and pours drinks for all...except himself...
06:48:33 Aug 6th 08 - Sir Jonny Bacardi The Last Paladin: "Hurray!! more free beer"
18:21:32 Aug 6th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Stands up ...well im off on another adventure! Goes out the door
21:20:08 Aug 6th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: what happend to vodka!!!???
00:47:32 Aug 7th 08 - Duke Drakos: A cloaked and hooded figure wanders in. If you were truly observant, the gleam of armor is seen beneath his robe as he crosses the room with the sure and confident steps of a master swordsman. He seats himself in a darkened corner and surveys the room, face still hidden by the darkness and shadows of his hood
00:55:48 Aug 7th 08 - Lord Griffinwing: lol souns like lord of the rings
01:31:58 Aug 7th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: lol. come here Duke and have a smoke with us. smiles fully and happily
01:52:48 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Kicks open the door "Hello good sir! Welcome to the tavern. Have you visited here before? I believe I may recognize you from a previous visit, or my father may have described someone like you to me. Would you care to have a drink? I am not sure where the bartender is, but he is usually here.....odd" Sits down at the bar
02:41:16 Aug 7th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: i herd the bartender got mugged by a wizard and is looking for him in Valhalla. just a rumor tho.
02:56:59 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Sigh "If only Drakos or another bartender was here. Drakos owns the tavern and he could take over until Septim finds his way back here...."
03:26:24 Aug 7th 08 - Lord Kevdwayne: looks around and frowns "Who will serve us drinks? This place will become a madhouse if these crazies don't get their medicine!"
03:28:25 Aug 7th 08 - Duke Drakos: throwing back his hood Drakos stands up laughing "Hello Kalken , I would be glad to share a smoke with you" he walks over to Kalkan's table and sits down " As for the bartender, there is no need. I have come into a large sum of gold that would buy the Ale and spirits here 100 times over. Everyone help yourselves, tis open bar for all" smiling I take a big puff and allow the flavorful weed to fill my lungs
03:30:19 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Eyes widen "Wait...are you waying there is no need for a bartender anymore?! Just...a mad, unorganized rush for the bar?"
03:35:06 Aug 7th 08 - Lord Kevdwayne: pandemonium breaks out
05:44:19 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Tackles the person dressed like a monk, into the side of the bar "Aha! Oh...wait...I thought we were starting a fight...." Slides to the shadowy corner of the room
06:04:24 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim extends his wristblade and stabs a random person in the stomach, he then draws a longsword, blocks two slashes at him, and parries the enemy's blade into a wall. He kicks the enemy down, cuts his/her throat, and jumps behind the bar, grabbing a shotgun he begins shooting crazy drunken patrons attempting to get beer without being served. After running out of shells he tosses the shotgun aside and gets a M60 machine gun. He begins shooting patrons charging at the bar. "Errrrrrrr-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yells Septim as he fires the weapon. As the many patrons lie dead in pools of their own (and other people's) blood, Grubbs (one of the patrons who didn't charge the bar) approaches Septim. "Ummm...Drakos paid for every single ale and drink in the bar...so they were legally allowed to do that..." Septim looks at the mounds of corpses littering the tavern floor. "Well...whistles" Thunderous footsteps are heard as thirty clones enter the tavern. They clear out all the bodies and mop the floors, leaving the tavern as it had been before the mess. "There we go..."
06:13:19 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley then sneaks up behind Septim and steals the "evil" weapons and destroys them. He then jumps on Septim from behind and tackles him to the ground, punching him in the face before running passed the mob of people fighting in the tavern
06:17:52 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: *Septim gets up and wipes the blood from his mouth, he then throws a golf ball at the back of Charley's head.
06:24:57 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley dove and blocked with a random trout he had found on the floor. He then threw the trout at Septim's head.
06:27:02 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim claps his hands together right as the trout is a three feet from his head, catching the trout with his hands. He then tosses the trout aside and pulls out a long rusty nail. "I am so gonna kill you with tetanus!" Septim charges at Charley and stabs at him.
06:29:03 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley slides to his left and drops a banana peel on the ground in front of Septim. He then dove out the window
06:30:04 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: *Septim slips, then gets up to see Charley dive into a shatterproof window, which leaves a large bump on his head. Septim picks up his nail and runs at him, again attempting to stab him with a rusty nail.
06:35:14 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley recovered quickly and threw a glass jar of peanut butter, a roll of toilet paper, and then quickly threw some marshmellow peeps into the fireplace and they exploded in a blast of creme. Charley took this distraction time and hid in the men's bathroom and locked the door.
06:37:34 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim laughed at Charley's misfortune. "The poor bastard..." Septim hears miniguns firing inside the bathroom as Scientist's auto-turrets tear Charley to pieces.
06:44:14 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: From the outside of the bathroom, all Septim can hear is. "OH GOD!....OH GOD" On the inside....Charley was fighting for his life. He managed to rip a toilet out of it's place and dove down the drain and through the sewage. He crawled all the way until he was outside, where he passed out.
06:45:29 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: *Septim, not knowing that Charley had survived, jumps behind the bar and begins washing glasses while singing a merry toon.
15:51:07 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley kicks in the door to the tavern and stumbles in. The bullet holes all over his body are very obvious. He stumbles to the bar and sits down. "Bartender! A drink please"
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Ye Olde Taverne
10:11:02 Aug 4th 08 - Sir Chucky: strange this is, ive had plenty of beers but not paid for a single one
14:28:15 Aug 4th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Sips on an ale "That is what makes this place so great. Besides, a good number of us here are rich and pay for everyone's drinks for the day."
04:52:57 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: CHEERS FOR BEING RICH!
04:54:18 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: "Cheers!" raises his glass in a toast
05:19:08 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Jonny Bacardi The Last Paladin: "Charley, buy me a drink mate. I seem to have blown most of my money!"
05:24:40 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: lol
05:29:48 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: "Not a problem!" Pulls out some coins and hands them to Jonny "Sorry, but my legs gave out awhile ago...I cannot make it to the bar at this time"
05:32:07 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: 100000000000000000000 mugs of beer on the wall 100000000000000000000 mugs of BEEER! you take one down ya pass it around 999999999999999999999 mugs of beer on the wall! COME ON People JOIN ME!
05:55:33 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Jonny Bacardi The Last Paladin: "no, thats crazy" Jonny sits down at the bar and orders a beer
06:27:15 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: They sing the song and it lasts for several days, when finally they finish Charley is sitting in the corner, a large pile of beers around him. His eyes are bloodshot and he is mumbling random gibberish to himself "Berr on teh wal, one-two..."
07:35:28 Aug 5th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim stands watching. "Well now, he seems to have driven him sane, poor lad...play this mix tape, that should bring him his insanity, now, time for those drinks!" Septim hands Jonny a mix tape and pours everybody's drinks. He then cuts everybody's purses, takes the gold owed, and then replaced the change (if there is any) and laughs.
17:40:56 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Jonny Bacardi The Last Paladin: Jonny walks over the the huge stereo and plays the mix tape "Boom boom chicka chicka boom boom chicka chicka ""1000000 bottles, of beer on the wall"" chicka chicka ""1000000 bottle of beer"........." Jonny wonders if two more days will go by before this ends as well. "Septim, if we have to listen to this song again, I'm gonna need some more beer"
17:51:06 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: i cant beleive Charley drank 100000000000000000000 beers in 5 days. im suprised he aint dead pokes the seamingly lifeless body
17:54:04 Aug 5th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley suddenly walks in the door "Good day! I will be back later, for I am exploring the most peculiar city i've ever seen." Walks out the door
21:01:01 Aug 5th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim pours Jonny a beer and slides it to him. He then walks over to the beer pool and tests the water. "Ahhhh...nice!" Septim takes off all of his clothes and turns around. "C'mon!" *Septim jumps in.
21:20:35 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: errrr septim of Cyrodill? there are no heirs to the throne >_<' put your underwear on for peats sake!
21:22:42 Aug 5th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: "No! And I have no idea who this Septim of Cyrodiil is, I am Septim of Cidel...though if you read a story my master has written, Septim's Travels, you will find your answer..."
23:04:23 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Onex: finding it all a bit complicated, onex breaks out a bag of chronic and a pipe "who's joining me?"
23:34:33 Aug 5th 08 - Ms. Abeille: Walks in, looks at Onex, and walks out again.
23:46:25 Aug 5th 08 - Mr. Onex: onex wanders if he just imagined the person that walked in
01:48:54 Aug 6th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: meets up with onex smokes a pipe with cherry flavor tobacco* hello ^_^
05:22:40 Aug 6th 08 - Lord Kevdwayne: pushes his hood back and looks around the room, shakes his head and smiles "A damn motley crew this one... Barkeep! Yet another round for the House" throws a few gold coins on the bar and smiles at the barkeep
05:24:35 Aug 6th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Raises his glass "Ohhhh I am a lord of Ta-si-di-an! And here I am dr-unk a-gain." Tips over
05:24:54 Aug 6th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim looks at Kev. "Right away good sir!" Septim pulls out several bottles and pours drinks for all...except himself...
06:48:33 Aug 6th 08 - Sir Jonny Bacardi The Last Paladin: "Hurray!! more free beer"
18:21:32 Aug 6th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Stands up ...well im off on another adventure! Goes out the door
21:20:08 Aug 6th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: what happend to vodka!!!???
00:47:32 Aug 7th 08 - Duke Drakos: A cloaked and hooded figure wanders in. If you were truly observant, the gleam of armor is seen beneath his robe as he crosses the room with the sure and confident steps of a master swordsman. He seats himself in a darkened corner and surveys the room, face still hidden by the darkness and shadows of his hood
00:55:48 Aug 7th 08 - Lord Griffinwing: lol souns like lord of the rings
01:31:58 Aug 7th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: lol. come here Duke and have a smoke with us. smiles fully and happily
01:52:48 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Kicks open the door "Hello good sir! Welcome to the tavern. Have you visited here before? I believe I may recognize you from a previous visit, or my father may have described someone like you to me. Would you care to have a drink? I am not sure where the bartender is, but he is usually here.....odd" Sits down at the bar
02:41:16 Aug 7th 08 - Mr. Kalkan: i herd the bartender got mugged by a wizard and is looking for him in Valhalla. just a rumor tho.
02:56:59 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Sigh "If only Drakos or another bartender was here. Drakos owns the tavern and he could take over until Septim finds his way back here...."
03:26:24 Aug 7th 08 - Lord Kevdwayne: looks around and frowns "Who will serve us drinks? This place will become a madhouse if these crazies don't get their medicine!"
03:28:25 Aug 7th 08 - Duke Drakos: throwing back his hood Drakos stands up laughing "Hello Kalken , I would be glad to share a smoke with you" he walks over to Kalkan's table and sits down " As for the bartender, there is no need. I have come into a large sum of gold that would buy the Ale and spirits here 100 times over. Everyone help yourselves, tis open bar for all" smiling I take a big puff and allow the flavorful weed to fill my lungs
03:30:19 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Eyes widen "Wait...are you waying there is no need for a bartender anymore?! Just...a mad, unorganized rush for the bar?"
03:35:06 Aug 7th 08 - Lord Kevdwayne: pandemonium breaks out
05:44:19 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Tackles the person dressed like a monk, into the side of the bar "Aha! Oh...wait...I thought we were starting a fight...." Slides to the shadowy corner of the room
06:04:24 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim extends his wristblade and stabs a random person in the stomach, he then draws a longsword, blocks two slashes at him, and parries the enemy's blade into a wall. He kicks the enemy down, cuts his/her throat, and jumps behind the bar, grabbing a shotgun he begins shooting crazy drunken patrons attempting to get beer without being served. After running out of shells he tosses the shotgun aside and gets a M60 machine gun. He begins shooting patrons charging at the bar. "Errrrrrrr-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yells Septim as he fires the weapon. As the many patrons lie dead in pools of their own (and other people's) blood, Grubbs (one of the patrons who didn't charge the bar) approaches Septim. "Ummm...Drakos paid for every single ale and drink in the bar...so they were legally allowed to do that..." Septim looks at the mounds of corpses littering the tavern floor. "Well...whistles" Thunderous footsteps are heard as thirty clones enter the tavern. They clear out all the bodies and mop the floors, leaving the tavern as it had been before the mess. "There we go..."
06:13:19 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley then sneaks up behind Septim and steals the "evil" weapons and destroys them. He then jumps on Septim from behind and tackles him to the ground, punching him in the face before running passed the mob of people fighting in the tavern
06:17:52 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: *Septim gets up and wipes the blood from his mouth, he then throws a golf ball at the back of Charley's head.
06:24:57 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley dove and blocked with a random trout he had found on the floor. He then threw the trout at Septim's head.
06:27:02 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim claps his hands together right as the trout is a three feet from his head, catching the trout with his hands. He then tosses the trout aside and pulls out a long rusty nail. "I am so gonna kill you with tetanus!" Septim charges at Charley and stabs at him.
06:29:03 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley slides to his left and drops a banana peel on the ground in front of Septim. He then dove out the window
06:30:04 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: *Septim slips, then gets up to see Charley dive into a shatterproof window, which leaves a large bump on his head. Septim picks up his nail and runs at him, again attempting to stab him with a rusty nail.
06:35:14 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley recovered quickly and threw a glass jar of peanut butter, a roll of toilet paper, and then quickly threw some marshmellow peeps into the fireplace and they exploded in a blast of creme. Charley took this distraction time and hid in the men's bathroom and locked the door.
06:37:34 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: Septim laughed at Charley's misfortune. "The poor bastard..." Septim hears miniguns firing inside the bathroom as Scientist's auto-turrets tear Charley to pieces.
06:44:14 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: From the outside of the bathroom, all Septim can hear is. "OH GOD!....OH GOD" On the inside....Charley was fighting for his life. He managed to rip a toilet out of it's place and dove down the drain and through the sewage. He crawled all the way until he was outside, where he passed out.
06:45:29 Aug 7th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III: *Septim, not knowing that Charley had survived, jumps behind the bar and begins washing glasses while singing a merry toon.
15:51:07 Aug 7th 08 - Sir Charley Statler: Charley kicks in the door to the tavern and stumbles in. The bullet holes all over his body are very obvious. He stumbles to the bar and sits down. "Bartender! A drink please"
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